Chapter 0 Prologue

The weather is clear, the sun is shining, everything in the world is so beautiful, except for one person, and that is our pig's feet.

"Your sister, how many times have you told you, be bold and careful, look up, have confidence in yourself, remember what your brother said, you are the best, and there is no shame in being a duck!" Fu Zhi's face was flushed, his mouth was like a river, and his mouth was like a machine gun, and he reprimanded the four or five young people in their twenties in front of him.

Duck, I believe many people will be familiar with this word, this is the meat of the old generation, and now it is a male public relations, or a young master.

There are a lot of ** in these years, and there are a lot of ducks as well, and because of some machismo, the salary of ducks is generally much higher than that of **, and our pig's feet are a glorious male publicist.

And with eleven years of experience still retains the purity of chrysanthemums, our pig's feet can proudly say,

"I'm proud, I'm proud, I'm for the national province of silicone."

After eleven years in the industry, Fu Zhi is already considered to be famous in this area, because of his age (twenty-eight years old, but his kidney is weak!!) So gradually began to transform himself, such as being an old turtle boy or something.

This transformation plan began five years ago, I have to admit that Fu Zhi has done very successfully, only 28 years old with rich work experience and not afraid of hardship, not afraid of tiredness, comfortable leadership, long live the spirit of my life. successfully became an excellent old turtle man.

And with years of accumulated experience and contacts, the successful transformation in the industry is successful, there are more than a dozen male ducks and dozens of female chickens, although not as good as the previous five or six hundred thousand a year, but four or five hundred thousand is also very easy, the most important thing is that the kidneys are not deficient.

Sometimes, Fu Zhi has nothing to do and will be disease-free shen_yin sighs, my life is worth it, slim, plump, cute, charming, uniform SM gods and horses have played, even mother and daughter, sister Shuanghua Fu Zhi has also played, to say that life regrets, it is probably their two kidneys are not angry, can not wait for a good time for their own development, and then there is a chasing more One Piece update is too slow, you are a stone _ female Lao Tzu mo for more than ten years should also be high tide, right? It's time to be done, right? But Oda Okami is the whole Fu Boss who can't go up or down, don't mention the grievances. Just like the "mother" I met when I first came out to sell, I always like to tease myself, and I always make my little brother grow up, and when it comes to surrendering the gun, I pinch the door fiercely, repeating it seven or eight times, until my little brother can't stand up and let himself go. What an evil woman.

…… Evil Dividing Line......

"Remember, when you meet guests, don't be shy and like a little virgin, you are a dry duck, a drop of sperm and a pound of blood, how much blood do you lose from this barrel? It's all manual labor, don't be shy, don't worry about doing it boldly, the happier you do, the more comfortable the guests will be, the more money you give, and the more you earn," Fu Zhi swallowed his saliva, looked at his watch, and had been talking for forty minutes, and felt that he had almost finished talking today, so he cleared his throat and shouted

"Have you remembered everything you said today?"

"......," the four or five young men lowered their heads with flushed faces and did not say a word.

"I ask you, do you know! It's all dumb!! Fu straightened his eyes and saw a blushing young man like a monkey fart, a burst of fire, and couldn't help raising his voice.

"Got it!" Seeing that Fu Zhi was angry, a clever young man hurriedly responded loudly.

"I didn't hear it, damn it, it won't be louder!" Fu Zhi scolded.

"Got it!!" As soon as they saw Fu Zhi scolding his mother, these young people hurriedly shouted loudly.

"Humph! There is no next time, and, what is your name" Fu Zhi asked, pointing to the clever young man

"Brother Fu Zhi, my name is Hou Yu, Brother Fu can call me Little Monkey or Xiao Yu," the young man said quickly.

"Well, I remember" Fu Zhi glanced at Hou Yu approvingly, and turned to leave.

After training a group of ignorant little brothers, Fu Zhi opened his Apple notebook, clicked on Sohu.com, and then began to download the latest update of One Piece, Fu Zhi has a problem with caution, or a lack of security about everything, since he learned that his kidneys are deficient, he is even more insecure. In addition, he was an orphan and had no parents since he was a child, and as for his friends...... hehe

When I was young, I was too smart, so I didn't have friends, but I grew up and became sensible, but I didn't need friends anymore. So the word friend is too illusory and ethereal for Fu Zhi

Therefore, movies and animations are Fu Zhi's only pursuit and sustenance.

Therefore, Fu Zhi, an insecure guy, whenever One Piece is updated, Fu Zhi will download it down, and then store it in the computer, because he is afraid that the computer will break, so Fu Zhi buys a computer every time he buys it one-to-one, because he is afraid that the family will be patronized by thieves, Fu Zhi bought a pair of computers in the store, although a pair of apples is 20,000, but for a man with liquid assets of nearly 10 million, no wife, no child, no father and no mother, and kidney deficiency, it is not money.

After decisively loading the latest One Piece, Fu Zhi immediately copied it from the file file and prepared to paste it several times.

With a "bang", the door of the office was slammed open, and the clever young man Hou Yu just now hurriedly walked in and said with a panicked expression.

"Brother Fu Zhi, no, the police are here,"

"The police are coming? That's not right, Director Zhang, Director Song, Director Li, then I've taken care of everything, what's going on! Fu Zhi's face changed, he stood up from the chair suddenly, his hand accidentally touched the cup, sparks flew out, and the water poured out of the cup flowed down the electric current to Fu Zhi's body.

Total power – computer – yourself?

This is what Fu Zhi thought before he died.