"Xiaomi, are you there?" Wang Lei asked twice, "Reply, are you there?" "I haven't responded for a long time, won't it really go down, or is it still disconnected? Wang Lei couldn't help but think.

"What kind of hero are you going to play?" Xiaomi suddenly spoke up.

"So you're here, scare me, what I told you just now" Wang Lei was only halfway through his words, and Xiaomi interrupted him.

"I ask you what kind of hero you're playing!" Xiaomi's voice was raised, which startled Wang Lei again.

"Eh, that's what I said."

"I'm asking you what you're up to!" Wang Lei didn't finish speaking, and Xiaomi interrupted him again. Wang Lei suddenly lost his temper, a woman is a scoundrel more terrible than anything else, she is simply a fighter among hooligans, an F-22 among fighters, with its own stealth, only allowed to hit others by himself, and no one else is allowed to fight back, so fierce that he can fight more than a hundred, which is completely unreasonable.

In fact, on the other side, Xiaomi is no better, although the words are domineering, but her beautiful little face has long been red, to deal with this kind of shameless guy, Xiaomi really has nothing to do, so she has to put on a straight face.

"I'm going to play a good kill, and when the time comes, I'll kill them directly." Wang Lei said.

"Hmm" Xiaomi replied: "You don't play alchemy, alchemy is good." ”

"Didn't you say that alchemy is disgusting and shameless. My aunt and grandmother have spoken, how dare I play. Wang Lei said jokingly.

"Who's your aunt and grandmother?"

"Not? Could it be grandma? Wang Lei said.

"Looking for a fight." Xiaomi gestured his fist, but unfortunately Wang Lei couldn't see it.

"I'm so scared." Wang Lei said with a smile, "I'm afraid that you will come and beat me along the network cable." ”

Wang Lei had a wordless chat, but ten minutes passed, and there was still no movement on the other side.

"Is the other side good, our time is precious, more than 100,000 a minute." Wang Lei couldn't help but complain.

"I don't know, I don't reply to private chats." Mei God said.

"I won't be scared, let's run." Xiaomi said unconvinced.

"No, people want face, trees want bark, it's too embarrassing to run like this, and besides, people are professional players, and reputation is still very important." Wang Lei said that after all, he used to be a professional player, and Wang Lei still has a sense of affinity for professional players.

"That's not necessarily, the world is big, there are no wonders, and there are still you in the anchor world." Xiaomi did not hesitate to fight back.

"I don't believe it today, if they run away, I'll kill myself." Wang Lei really doesn't believe it, there will be such a faceless person in the world, he doesn't believe that there are people in the world who are thicker than him, he thinks that he can't do this kind of thing with his own thickness, since he can't do it himself, he doesn't believe that there are people with thicker skin than him can do it.

"That's what you said." Xiaomi said, "Don't be able to do it when the time comes, I will help you hit 120, you can rest assured." ”

"People didn't run, I'll cut something." Wang Lei said, "Besides, you still owe me one thing, even if you want to cut it, I have to do it first and then cut it." ”

"You" Xiaomi's face turned red all of a sudden, what is this bastard, what do you want to do, obscene and shameless

"It's flirting again"

"Everyday Molestation"

"The other side won't really run away, right?"

"Sit back and wait for Meng Ye to commit suicide"

"What are you going to do?"

"Don't teach bad kids"

“”

Wang Lei was full of confidence at first, but another ten minutes passed, and Wang Lei was in a hurry. These bastards aren't really going to run away! Don't be so shameless, I've always supported you, the most basic trust between people is there! I've never seen such a brazen person.

What can I do now, or pretend to be out of power? Hey, Wang Lei thought about it, this trick is feasible, how could I be so smart, and suddenly turn off the computer when the time comes, and say that there is a power outage at home. I'm so smart, Wang Lei is almost impressed by his wit!

"Why don't you speak?" Xiaomi asked suddenly.

"Ah, I'm thinking" Wang Lei's head couldn't turn all of a sudden, so he casually found a word: "life"

After saying that, Wang Lei felt fucked, isn't this bullshit, everyone can hear that he is absent-minded.

"Hehe" Xiaomi is just hehe, but is there a more maddening answer than "hehe"?

"Are you thinking about how to get out, such as pretending to be disconnected from the network and power?" Xiaomi said with a smile, but this smile made Wang Lei feel a deep chill.

"Ahaha" Wang Lei laughed dryly, in fact, he was about to cry in his heart, and sure enough, women can't be provoked, "How is it possible, a manly man, what is it in one word, right, how could I find such a low-level reason." Wang Lei smiled in his heart, there was a trap in what he said, since he couldn't find a low-level reason, wouldn't it be okay to find some high-level reason when the time came. I'm so smart!

"Oh," Xiaomi's voice suddenly took on a hint of charm, "Then you mean that you can find a high-class reason?" ”

"Aha" Wang Lei laughed dryly, crying with a sad face, he was already crying in his heart, this IQ confrontation, he lost, "Of course not, am I that kind of person?"

On the other side, Xiaomi's smiling face was full of faces, and her cheeks were dyed with a charming flush, calling you to bully me, now you know how powerful I am!

"Meng Ye was molested"

"This story tells us: don't mess with women"

"Yet twenty minutes passed"

"Sit back and wait for Dream Master Seppuku"

"It's shameless on the other side, it's also a professional team"

"The melon seeds have been bought, and they are waiting for Meng Ye to commit suicide"

“”

As a result, the opposite side really ran away, this is not an offline race, and there is no way for people to leave and take others. Isn't it disgusting that you two games, as for it, Wang Lei shouted in his heart, but this does not change the fact that the opposite side is hanging up. Wang Lei is in the cup, and more than 10 million viewers are waiting for him to "commit suicide".

"We're all adults, so it's not too much of a joke. So I just finished laughing, don't care, don't care. Wang Lei tried to forcibly defend himself

"Nope"

"The other side will play"

"You can't deceive the audience's feelings"

"It's hard to chase a horse if you say it"

"I've been waiting all night"

"If you don't cut me, I'll jump from the twelfth floor"

"Jump upstairs, put some pressure on Mengye, I've already helped you call the police"

"Mengye, you can do it first and then cut it"

"The other side is really unexpectedly shameless"

"The most basic trust between people"

"Don't cry Mengye, stand and cut"

“”

Looking at the messy barrage, Xiaomi covered her mouth and smiled happily, bad guy, you deserve it.

"Okay, don't make a fuss, let the person in the dream broadcast you live until twelve o'clock, and you should punish him for going back on his word." Xiaomi has unencircled. Wang Lei was so moved to cry that he wanted to hug Xiaomi's thigh and cry

"Yes"

"If you don't play alchemy, you will commit suicide"

"Alchemy +1"

"If you don't play alchemy, I'll send the knife"

“”

So, on a dark and windy night in the month, League of Legends has a group of players who are so disgusted that they want to hang up when they see alchemy.