Bang poof!

The waves next door crashed against the cliff in an awkward atmosphere, and the loud sound shook the eardrums.

“…… I ......" Li Guanyu struggled to break the tranquility, but found that he had no way to explain it. Do you want to say that you are stepping on two boats? These two boats are not what he wants to set foot on, right? He is passive.

And now the reason why there is still implication is purely out of a man's sense of responsibility.

"I'll go home first." Taylor Swift straightened up his messy clothes and turned to the side. She wasn't angry, she also knew that Li Guanyu was related to Catherine McPhee. She chose to turn away because she didn't want to see her sweetheart entangled with other women, the group-p had already exhausted her a little during the last All-Star Game, and her high lust had already receded like a tide in Catherine McPhee's cough.

Regarding Taylor Swift's turn to leave, Li Guanyu didn't say anything to stay, he didn't know how to explain.

"I'll go home first, too." Catherine McPhee was also a little distracted, and the barbecue tool in her hand fell limply to the beach, and turned to walk in the other direction.

Catherine McPhee left, and Li Guanyu still did not stay.

"Chickens fly and eggs beat?"

Lying down with his back to the sky, the stars flashed as if he was laughing at himself, but the corners of his mouth kept rising, and his frowning brows slowly stretched, and he muttered: "It's okay, it's better to expose it early." ”

After lying down for a while, Li Guanyu quickly got up, grabbed the food he had baked before, and feasted on it, as if the departure of the two women had not brought him any negative impact. After eating, he even shouted an unknown song towards the stars in the sky: "Ah... Stallion, three-legged! Yes... The sea, full of water. Yes... Beauty, a mouth with a sense of surname! ”

After yelling, he turned around and packed up all the miscellaneous items without any delay, and threw the big strip of cloth covered with thick colorful petals into the big garbage heap by the beach in batches, and then drove back to the apartment.

Back home, Ye Ziqing and Luo Kedi had been waiting for a long time.

As soon as he entered the door, Ye Ziqing came up viciously, grabbed Li Guanyu and sniffed Li Guanyu's collar. After sniffing, she forked her waist like the yellow-faced woman in the TV series, and said: "The old lady told you, don't go outside to pick up flowers and grass, one day the old lady is careful of the attack, be careful of your life." ”

"......" Li Guanyu just wanted to nod, but found that something was wrong, so he stiffened his neck at about minus 20 degrees above the horizon - why should I explain anything to her? I haven't recognized her girlfriend yet, and she doesn't have a round house.

"What, are you not convinced?" Ye Ziqing's eyes widened a little more, and he leaned over to Li Guanyu and asked.

Li Guanyu hurriedly shook his head, he finally failed to stage a 'death as home' drama in front of Ye Ziqing.

"That's good, you don't dare." Ye Ziqing despised a sentence and let Li Guanyu go for the time being.

Li Guanyu was in pain, but in comparison, Luo Kedi was even more painful - he had already suffocated his whole face into the color of pig liver, and his mouth was tightly pursed for fear of releasing the smile in his mouth.

Luo Kedi, who has the courage of ten thousand people, is an omnipotent leader in front of his subordinates, and in the eyes of his elders, he is a sharp killer. But only in front of the 'weak' woman Ye Ziqing didn't dare to make any mistakes, not because of who Ye Ziqing's father was, but because she was bullied out of the psychological shadow when she was a child.

"Call Pat Riley to ask for tickets, we're going to the American Airlines Center arena the day after tomorrow." Ye Ziqing sat down with a big grin and commanded.

After Li Guanyu heard this, he replied: "Don't you have his phone number?" ”

"If you are told to fight, I will fight!" Ye Ziqing's eyes bulged, and he replied angrily.

"Oh!" Li Guanyu nodded, under Ye Ziqing's fierce might, Li Guanyu was never able to show his male majesty.

Li Guanyu once thought about this issue carefully, and finally came to the preliminary reasons - 1: he doesn't beat women, 2: Ye Ziqing is the person who helped and believed in him when he was most down, and 3: I don't know when I have feelings for her deep down.

The third point, Li Guanyu was reluctant to admit it, but finally included it in consideration.

"Okay, let's talk about work." Ye Ziqing finally removed the pungency on his face, took out a folder from his handbag and spread it out to Li Guanyu: "In China, we have occupied 38.6% of the market share of basketball shoes, far ahead. In East Asia, the score remained 29.8%. But in the North American market, it doesn't seem to be popular, far behind Nike, Adidas and even Reebok. From a purely commercial point of view, I suggest that you can let your gossip girlfriends wear your combat boots, and it will work well in such an advertisement. ”

Ye Ziqing's previous words, Li Guanyu didn't take it too seriously, anyway, he was also the shopkeeper, and he rarely even paid attention to the rising numbers in the bank card - he still didn't know that he had money that 99% of the NBA's players couldn't touch in their lifetime.

However, the last sentence made Li Guanyu look at Ye Ziqing, who had just warned him, fiercely-Didn't you forbid me to touch the flowers and grass?

But what he received was a single-minded face of 'talking business'.

"Well, this is a woman who automatically switches identities." Li Guanyu scolded and threw Ye Ziqing a 'continue' look, and continued to wander himself.

“…… In addition, the traffic of shark flutter is booming, and the amount of advertising once again hit a new high in the industry. Also, after my screening, there are five sponsors with more sincerity included in the list, and whether to sign or not depends on your attitude. ”

"Wait, my worth can go up." Li Guanyu is still this sentence, although he is not a pure businessman, but he was almost born with the concept of maximizing profits, who called his parents masters in the business field?

"Okay, the recent work report is complete." Ye Ziqing closed the folder, his face returned to the demeanor of the dominatrix, and said, "By the way, my dad said that he will come to inspect his son-in-law after a while, so are you ready?" ”

“…… Yes? After Li Guanyu heard this, his mouth opened in surprise, and the boss - so soon to see the ugly son-in-law to see the old father-in-law's drama?

"It's okay, Ye Bo's time is calculated in years, and when I was eight years old, he said that he would teach me kung fu for a while, but he hasn't taught it yet." Luo Kedi, who had been silent, kindly reminded Li Guanyu, who was stunned.

After Li Guanyu heard this, he breathed a sigh of relief.

"I can't say for sure this time, he's just going to come to Miami to talk about things." Ye Ziqing's words once again made Li Guanyu's heart and eyes tighten and his breath stagnant, there is a woman like this, God knows how strong Ye Ziqing's father is.

"Uh... Then, uncle, ask for more blessings for yourself! After hearing this, Luo Kedi stuck out his tongue with an expression of helplessness.

Luo Kedi is like this, which makes Li Guanyu a little more worried.

Ye Ziqing saw Li Guanyu's nervous expression, and the corners of his eyes couldn't help but fly a little cunning, walked over and grabbed Li Guanyu's neck, and said to Luo Kedi with a big grin: "Little enemy, you go to the room by yourself." Tonight, I'm going to have a room with your uncle. ”

"Oh!" Luo Kedi nodded, and walked to the guest room with a familiar look.

After Luo Kedi left, Li Guanyu became even more nervous and cramped, and mustered up the courage to ask cautiously: "We won't really have a round house tonight, right?" ”

"Of course!" Ye Ziqing had a natural expression.

“…… I've heard that the break hurts. The ghost sent the gods, Li Guanyu actually said such a sentence: "Are you sure about the round house?" ”

"......" instantly, two blush clouds floated on the grinning Ye Ziqing's face, and he was stunned for a while, and he gave a very murderous order: "Then you will warm the bed for me." ”

So she's afraid of pain?

Li Guanyu finally found the death hole of the dominatrix, but he didn't have the courage to implement it for a while, God knows what the consequences would be if he failed? Therefore, I still slept with Ye Ziqing very obediently, and then snuggled together in a regular manner.

Sticking tightly for a while, the body temperature of the two was exchanged. Ye Ziqing asked softly like a kitten: "That... Does it really hurt? ”

"Well, it hurts, it hurts." Li Guanyu said cautiously - the exaggeration is quite large, he is not a woman after all.

Before Li Guanyu's words fell, he found that his left ** was pinched fiercely, and before he could cry out in pain, Ye Ziqing's warning voice came over: "If I find out that you lied to me, you will die." ”

"......" Li Guanyu was angry and funny after hearing it, and teased: "Or, you try?" ”

After speaking, he stepped his right leg on Ye Ziqing's waist and prepared to ride a horse and shoot arrows.

"You...... Hum! Ye Ziqing muttered, stopped speaking, and ignored the right leg straddling his waist. She only felt a snake-like thing wandering and moving in her lower abdomen, very warm and comfortable.

That's right, in Ye Ziqing's arrogant breath, Li Guanyu was shamefully hard.

That night, Li Guanyu didn't know how he weakened the slinger, he only knew that when he woke up, he had a closer connection with Ye Ziqing's body - Ye Ziqing's ** supported his neck, and Li Guanyu was used to the slinger surnamed Chener, which was as hard as iron between Ye Ziqing's legs.

Well, I really don't know how the two of them managed to sleep in such a difficult position.

When they woke up the next day, the two had a tacit understanding to evacuate each other's murder weapons, and then Ye Ziqing went to make breakfast, and Li Guanyu continued to sleep.

After breakfast, Li Guanyu rushed to the training hall, as the only core of the Heat team now, he must carry the whole team on his shoulders and move forward.

Although Li Guanyu made a bold statement to defeat the Hawks, in the analysis of external experts, there are still not many people who are optimistic about the Heat. Among them, Bill Simmons has the highest support for his opinion - "...... Lee is an amazing player, a great rookie, and I have to admit that, even if he gave me a bad tattoo on my hand. However, one amazing player, a great rookie, is not enough to make this current Heat team advance to the second round of the playoffs. Yes, after Michael Beasley and Dwyanwade are suspended, it is impossible for anyone in Miami to step up and share the pressure for Lee, which means that Lee will fight alone, and the Eagles will unscrupulously contain Lee. With the playoffs in the middle, I don't think Lee can continue to soar. And once Lee is restricted, the Heat will be completely extinguished......"

Less than two hours after Bill Simmons' article came out, Mike Bibby happily announced in front of reporters: "I've figured out how to limit Lee, I'm going to win, yes, this year's Rookie of the Year Half winner Lee is going to get a tattoo of a 'pee man.'" ”

Few people paid attention to Mike Bibby's elation, and almost all basketball fans now know that Mike Bibi is a big talker. Who would still believe him? He also said in the last game that he could limit Li Guanyu to ten out of ten and five assists?

After Mike Bibby came out to make a public statement, Coach Woodson also ran out and triumphantly announced the ownership of the next game victory: "We will win." ”

The Heat didn't respond to the Hawks' confidence, but Michael Beasley, who has been suspended, said in front of the media: "They live in their own world, they never communicate with the world, they only try to communicate with the world after they are flattened, and they still cry." ”

Back home, after Li Guanyu threw the two front-row VIP tickets to Ye Ziqing, he immediately locked himself in the family movie theater and watched the highlights of John Stockton's small actions over and over again.

After watching it for about half an hour, Luo Kedi walked in quietly, and the two finished reading the highlights without saying a word to each other. Li Guanyu was already dizzy with all the small actions in it, and sighed in his heart, it turned out that small actions could also be so wonderful.

However, Luo Kedi said with disdain: "Uncle Shi, I think these are too pediatric." ”

“…… Yes? Li Guanyu was stunned - this is still pediatric? Some of the little actions were simply beyond the limits of my imagination.

"These movements are too simple for us martial arts practitioners, and most of his small movements are still completed with hands, elbows, feet, and knees. But those of us who practice martial arts, any part of the body can attack the opponent, as long as there is physical contact, we can unknowingly embarrass the opponent. ”

"But I'm not a martial artist?" Li Guanyu said like this--in his heart, he is a half-ass, and the gap between him and the real martial arts practitioner is too far.

"Uncle Shi, but do you know how to do it? Isn't it easy to do one or two small actions that go unnoticed when there is physical contact, as long as you are willing? ”

"Well, too!" Li Guanyu nodded, he never thought that Xingyi Quan routines could also be applied to small movements, in his opinion, martial arts are used to face the enemy head-on.

After being enlightened by Luo Kedi's words, Li Guanyu turned off the home theater, turned around and went out, ate dinner, and climbed into bed, still sleeping with Ye Ziqing, still not doing any impure actions - at most, he stuffed a hard throwing stick between Ye Ziqing's legs to get heat.

The next day, after breakfast, Li Guanyu did not immediately run to the training hall, but practiced some skillful kung fu under the guidance of Luo Kedi, which was very beneficial to the defense.

After practicing until half past five in the afternoon, after some comprehension, he and Luo Kedi and Ye Ziqing rushed to the American Airlines Center Arena in an RV. Back in the locker room, his teammates had already gone to the field to practice, Li Guanyu changed his clothes, and ran over without any warm-up - playing a routine is more effective than pulling ligaments ten times.

Coming to the court, Spoelstra did not blame Li Guanyu for being late, and now Li Guanyu is the Optimus Prime of the Heat. What if he criticizes him before the game and makes him unhappy, what if he doesn't play properly?

Boom!

Li Guanyu's hand made James Jones and Dorrell Wright, three-point shooters who practiced on the side, dumbfounded, embarrassed, and secretly compared to a thumbs up in their hearts - worthy of being the three-point king, it is really accurate.

………………&&&……………… At 7:30 p.m. ET, the game officially began. The game was still broadcast live in the United States, but with a new guest - hardcore fish Mireji Miller was replaced by Chris Webber, the only king of Satmento.

"I heard you've found a way to restrain me?" Before jumping the ball, Li Guanyu walked up to Mike Bibi and said softly.

"Yes!" Mike Bibby looked confident and said, "I can guarantee that you will live or die in this game." ”

"Oh......" Li Guanyu dragged a long voice with a playful face, and repeated it: "You promise that I will be better off dead than alive in this game?" ”

"Yes!" Mike Bibby nodded firmly.

"Which position are you playing tonight?" Li Guanyu suddenly asked an inappropriate question, which made Mike Bibi stunned for a while, and finally answered truthfully: "Point guard." ”

"I'm sorry, I'm a shooting guard tonight." Li Guanyu laughed and walked quickly in front of Joe Johnson - this was his head-on opponent tonight.

Drip! The referee, the bald Crawford, blew the whistle.

Jermaine O'Neill jumps at the same time as Pachulia...... Syllable! Jermaine O'Neal's character burst out and he actually won the jump ball, and Chris Quinn firmly controlled the basketball and then dribbled steadily to the front court...... At this time, basketball fans on the other side of the ocean are enduring Mr. Sun's serial cannons - "Okay, the game starts, and the starters sent by the Miami Heat are Jermaine O'Neal, Joel Anthony, Dorrell Wright, Li Guanyu, and Chris Quinn. The Eagles' starting five are Zaza Pachulia center, 2.11,127 kilograms, from Georgia, big forward Elhorford, 2.08,118 kilograms, and small forwards Maurice Evans, 1.96 meters, 99.8 kilograms. Shooting guard Joe Johnson, 2.01m, 106kg, Mike Bibby, 1.85m, 88kg............"

Before Mr. Sun's words fell, Mr. Zhang's angry voice strengthened the limelight - this ball is unreasonable!

Swish! Before Mr. Zhang's words fell, the basketball entered the basket steadily. Teacher Zhang was silent for a while and said strongly: "Even if this goal is scored, it is unreasonable." ”

At the same time, the scene was replaying on the screen.

Chris Quinn dribbled the basketball to the frontcourt and immediately handed it to Li Guanyu, who took two steps outside the three-point line. Since Li Guanyu is still nearly one and a half meters away from the three-point line, Joe Johnson is assured that his bold choice will let Li Guanyu go.

Then, Li Guanyu pulled up and jumped unreasonably, and calmly pulled out his fingers under Joe Johnson's hard blocking...... Swish! The white waves are rolling.

Coax!

The American Airlines Center Arena cheered thunderously, Li Guanyu had a grim expression, walked up to Mike Bibby and said, "Do you think your score tonight will be more than half of mine?" ”

(To be continued)