Chapter 199: A Joyful Race
Lin Yu, who has always been the most optimistic, was the first to lose the game, but Li Xiaolu, who has always been considered the most vegetable, defeated Lin Yu.
Just when Lin Yu and Li Xiaolu were playing, the jokes in other people's games were endless.
Sweet was the most obscene, chose a horse, and then came out with a dominant helmet.
"When the trolls are in the jungle for a while, the gods, you pay attention to opening up." Sweet said a little dangerously.
Zeus' ultimate is a map-wide attack skill that instantly deals damage to all enemy heroes except stealth, often used to pick up heads.
So I saw that Sweet's centaur came out with a dominant helmet, dominated a small centaur in the opponent's field, killed the centaur and pretended to be a wild monster there.
One of his teammates, a primary school student, was using the gods, and he was a little worried and said, "Can it work?" You can see the big red dot on the map ......"
Sweet said: "It's okay, there will always be people who are a little bit fooled......"
Then after a while, the trolls on the other side really came to the jungle, and they really fought against the centaurs.
The trolls just hit twice, the centaurs were two in a row, the gods were one big, and the trolls fell.
"Grass ......" The other troll was taken aback by a sudden combo, and only then did he realize that the centaur just now was dressed as sweet on the opposite side.
"I said I can't control it...... md! ”
His words caused a burst of laughter from the people around him, this kind of tactic of using people and horses to dominate and then dominate villains and horses to pretend to be wild monsters Lin Yu They had only heard of it in legends, but they didn't expect to be able to see it with their own eyes this time, it was really an eye-opener.
It's also strange that this group of elementary school students really deserves to be children, and they don't even know through such obscene tricks as sweet.
It's short to fight against sweet.,Short itself knows a lot about sweet.,Began to do everything in his power to deal with sweet.,And short is not polite.,Began to learn the appearance of short.,Specifically looking for those elementary school students.。
Short is small.
Originally, Short and Sweet were good partners when they played together, but now these two have become rivals.
Both men knew it would be difficult to kill each other, so the other schoolchildren suffered.
So when Lin Yu and Li Xiaolu watched, there was a very interesting scene on the field, Sweet and Short seemed to be competing to see who could kill faster, and kept looking for the remaining heroes of elementary school students to kill.
Both of them wanted to play the late game, and after having the jump knife, they both began to produce late equipment.
Sweet's centaurs began to come out of the dragon's heart, and Short's little began to attack.
If we talk about the ability of the later stage, in fact, the centaur is much stronger than Xiaoxiao, mainly because the strength of the centaur is much higher than that of Xiaoxiao.
But if you want to talk about the output ability, Xiaoxiao after the attack speed goes up is higher than the centaur, plus Xiaoxiao also has a passive stun skill, and when attacked, there will be a certain chance of causing damage to the attacker and stunning, so the centaur and Xiaoxiao will still suffer a loss.
But that's not a big deal for Sweet.
Since a is not a small one, then it is okay not to be a no.
Sweet's centaur then came out with a blade armor, and after having a blade armor, he was able to rebound small attacks, and for the thick-skinned centaurs, the best thing was to be more resistant to fighting than others.
But short also has countermeasures, as the saying goes, "the soldiers will block the water and cover the earth", sweet out of the blade armor, short will naturally be able to come out of bkb.
It's actually quite interesting to be a little out of bkb, and when you open a bkb, the originally very huge little will become very small.
With the little after the bkb, as soon as Sweet opens the blade armor, Short clicks on the BKB on the little body, so that there is no damage from the rebound of the blade armor, so Short Xiaoxiao can rest assured that the bold output is out.
In the face of short's approach, Sweet felt a little troublesome, and Suo Xìng finally felt a horizontal heart and had another dragon heart.
So, after the short bkb duration is over, you can't kill the centaurs with two dragon hearts on your body at all, and when the small bkb time ends, it's completely sweet centaur performance time.
While the two heroes of Sweet and Short are constantly performing, the other heroes seem to have become supporting roles in soy sauce.
With two dragonhearts, the centaurs are now a little unbeatable, and although the short is very well equipped, it takes the DPS route, and the result of not being able to kill the centaurs is that they are finally killed by other people on the opposite side with the centaurs.
In the end, it was Sweet's men who had a slight advantage and won the short.
The game on this side has just ended, but on the other side, the game between Zhao Kai and Sheep is even more bizarre, and it has become the solo of Zhao Kai and Sheep.
Zhao Kai chose a little black and matched with Sheep's Carl.
Xiao Hei has a manual ice arrow in the early stage, and Carl is also a hero with strong online ability, plus the attack power of the fire card is not low, and there is a rapid cooldown that can be used, Zhao Kai's Xiao Hei can't take a big advantage.
In fact, Zhao Kai in HS, in addition to Lin Yu, the person who wants to pass the trick the most is sheep.
For Lin Yu's perverted cāo, Zhao Kai thinks that he can't compare, but if it's against sheep, Zhao Kai is still confident that he can fight with him, so when he learned that his opponent was sheep, Zhao Kai was determined to compete with sheep.
The two of them are in the middle of the lane, and Sheep also understands that although Zhao Kai did not appear when he participated in the National College League in the past, he is actually a person who should not be underestimated, which can be clearly felt from the beginning of the line with him.
"Let's have a good fight, don't let the water go." Zhao Kai said.
In fact, there is no need for Zhao Kai to say, Sheep also has this intention, Sheep has always believed that in HS, except for Lin Yu, other people's cāo works cannot be compared with themselves at all, and Sheep has always been an arrogant person, when he found Zhao Kai's equally sharp and fast cāo work, he had a competitive idea.
The two of you come and go, regardless of victory or defeat, and they are inseparable, and they seem to have forgotten that this is a 5v5 game, but a solo specially prepared for them.
The teammates of the two of them didn't know what to do for a while, and the boss didn't speak, so naturally they didn't dare to act rashly, so they felt very bored while fighting, and began to look at Zhao Kai's Xiao Hei in the middle and Sheep's Carl in solo.
Zhao Kai and Sheep didn't realize that the other heroes had started to hang up, and both of them were immersed in their own worlds, so I don't know how long it took, those elementary school students were really bored and started typing and chatting.
It wasn't until this time that Zhao Kai and Sheep realized that they were still playing, and found that their teammates didn't know why they were hanging up, so Suo Xìng said that whoever of the two heroes could solo win each other, then he would have won the game.
As soon as the idea was proposed, the two hit it off, so they didn't care what the schoolchildren were talking about, just control their hero solo.
However, their group of elementary school students had a lot of fun chatting, and after the conversation, they started to see which side of the joke to tell more, and it had to be about Dota.
In addition to the fact that these elementary school students are not very good at DOTA, this ability to tell jokes is really not small.
"Do you know which hero is the blackest in Dota?"
"Alchemy: I have extra money to kill soldiers, and I make the most money; The end rì: I devour more than a thousand and it is still stable, and it is darker to make money; Bounty: I will kill the heroes as fast as possible, and I will kill you in black; Shadow Fiend: Damn! Who has me "black"?! ”
"What else?" After saying this, even the people watching on the side were interested.
"The bone law said: I have no blood, I suck blood, I am not afraid~; The bone bow said: I have no blood, I eat soldiers, and I am not afraid~; The Bone King said: I have no blood, and I am not afraid of resurrection~; The tree said: NND, a bunch of bastards, they all started eating me from the time they went out~"
"Hahahaha!" This time, even Zhao Kai and Sheep, who were playing solo on the line, almost laughed, because at this time, Zhao Kai's little black happened to eat a tree.
"Centaurs, skeletons: we have the ultimate move and we have to sacrifice...... vs: As soon as I changed positions in my group, I sacrificed ...... Butcher: Although I am fierce and have a lot of blood, I can only sacrifice in order to prevent others from taking money...... Bomberman: Hehe, no, you all have to be forced to sacrifice, learn from me, sacrifice if you want, sacrifice and get money! ”
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"Bomberman has more jokes."
"Then you name one."
The elementary school student thought for a moment and continued.
"vs: I'm dizzy; Wandering: I'm dizzy again; Mi Tuan: I'm dizzy; Bomberman: I'm going to blow myself up again, sample, I don't believe I can't kill you; yīn The monkey drank coke and said; It's really fun to see yourself killed......"
Zhao Kai was also aroused, thought of the one he had heard before, and typed out:
"One day, Blood Fiend, Void, Fawn, Little Naga, and Bomb Baby met a beautiful woman at the same time. Xiaolu Biao made an arrow: I love the beauty, you stop me! Blood Fiend's big move: Chick, I don't believe you dare to run! Void a big move: You two wait first, I'll go first! Little Naga has a big move: grab it with me, and sleep with you! Bomb baby rushed up: Boom, don't think about what I can't get! ”
"Zhao Kai, your little black is dying." When Zhao Kai was typing, Sheep kept standing under the tower and hung up, and he didn't take advantage of him, but Zhao Kai's little black didn't pull it back, standing in front of the line and being ground up by the soldiers A lot of blood was rubbed off by the soldiers.
So Zhao Kai immediately pulled his little black back and put a big ointment on it.