The battle ended quickly, and the winner was decided almost instantaneously.

It was Green who lost.

In his yelling, "Thick pants, crying girl fist!" (Big Dipper Cracked Fist). "Rush forward, before the fist in your hand is unleashed......

The train conductor's expression froze, his muscles bulged, and he flashed sideways with a direct hit of a hundred split fists, and a big smashing handprint was printed on the young man's ass! "Thick trousers! Affectionate face punching!! ”

Lie down in an instant!

"Impossible...... As the sixty-fifth generation descendant of the Beidou God Fist, I will actually lose? ”

After a long time, Green struggled to support his body, with an expression of disbelief, unwilling to say: "Why do you have the Beidou God Fist!" And also know that my cover door is where the meat is the most!! ”

This is a secret that only Ms. Linda knows about weakness.

"Well, clam clam, with your three-legged cat kung fu, you will never be able to win me, go back and practice more." After showing Curator Jin's smile and saying the classic lines of a certain movie at 26 minutes 05 seconds, the white-haired man stood proudly with his hands in his hands and said indifferently: "Actually, the name of the move was just said by me, and I will spank you just because of how good the meat is there." Just now, I sneered in my heart. ”

"!"

"Alright, the farce is over, and the joke is over. Right now...... You should tell me, right? Squatting down, the conductor put on the original lazy expression of dying, picking at the boogers with his little finger, and looking directly at Green with dark red dead fish eyes: "As you can see, this train only carries the deceased, how did you get up?" Oh it doesn't matter, what I want to ask is, did you buy a ticket? ”

“…… I'll go, you bastard, do you only recognize money? This is a fresh life, a dozen little red flowers of the motherland. If you really get to the [end of life], you, the train conductor, will go to the gallows. ”

"Huh? There are more than a dozen of the living besides you? The conductor was happy: "Well done, there is another reason to deduct the crew's salary." ”

As if realizing what he had said, he coughed twice in a serious manner, and then said indifferently: "What does it matter?" Anyway, it's you who get on the train without permission, and every carriage is posted with a warning of "no entry for living people and dogs]. I'm not legally responsible. ”

“…… The soul is faint. ”

The juvenile protection law is Green's biggest weapon, in addition to facing his parents ineffectively, he has always been invincible, and today, he actually encountered a hard stab in the law (fighting does not count), Green felt a little aggrieved.

In desperation, Green could only tell the train conductor all the situations he had summarized in 1510, and strayed into the witch's game...... You and your friends must live...... There are also parents and a lot of siblings at home...... I haven't confessed to the girl I like yet, and a whole bunch of things that are true or fake.

"I get the general idea." The conductor, who had a lazy expression on his face from beginning to end, pulled out his earwax: "In other words, you really didn't buy a ticket when you got on the wrong train, right?" ”

"Is that the point?" A row of black lines fell from the back of Green's head. How obsessed this person is with money.

As if stimulated, the conductor roared with a distorted expression: "! Money is important! Money is Strawberry New Land! Money is Weekly Shonen Jump! Money is Wasteland 4! Money can also buy me many, many wives! I need a sum of money to go to the sea right now to save my wife! The lackeys of the Admirals of the Deep Sea, see that I don't sink them. ”

…… Is it another ship woman addict?

Green thought about it for a while, then looked back at the messy house around him, and said with dead fish eyes: "I've seen your wife's books, but it's not you on the man's side." ”

"-Whoa!!" These words hit the conductor's heart like a ninefold tribulation. I saw him grab his chest and spurt out a blood volume comparable to that of his uncle, and slowly knelt on the ground, with an expression like a defeated dog [why is the protagonist of this book not me].

Green had a numb look on his face.

The conductor, who had blood at the corner of his mouth, slowly raised his head. stared at the corner of Green's mouth: "I didn't expect you to see through my weaknesses at such a young age...... I have to admit. Now you're stronger! ”

Green waved his hand with a wooden face: "No, no, I'm just talking casually, how boring the book is, every time I enter the Wangcheng Library, I go straight to [Aquakage] and [Seafood King], in order to learn the means of crime, I occasionally turn over [Detective Kebei], uh...... Please ignore the above sentence. ”

"Hmph. This right-for-all attitude towards victory is really worthy of the man who defeated me Arno Dinigfeld, and I will remember this defeat in the bottom of my heart, and the next time we meet, I will..." At this time, the conductor is like a whitewashed villain in a hot-blooded comic, relieved and serene.

"Did you listen to me?"

“Zzzz……”

"Z, your sister! Who sleeps with a letter in their mouth! Don't play dead! Otherwise, I'll blow up the car! Dead fish-eyed bald, hurry up! I'm going to set it on fire! I took out the flint and steel! I'm starting to light the incendiary fuse! ”

While shouting, Green's hand did not stop, he kept taking out the explosives from his bag, stuffing them into the conductor's collar one by one, pulling the lead out, and then taking out the flint and steel to spark small sparks.

"Fuck the little bastard, you're really playing!"

The conductor was not calm, he didn't expect this unlucky kid to be so fat, although even if he was bombed, he would be fine, but the image of being blackened by gunpowder was very embarrassing.

"I really can't help you." Sitting up, the conductor scratched his head with a look of no energy: "It's not impossible to stop this train." ”

"It can be roughly divided into...... Rough, simple, technical, and two rituals. ”

It always felt like something was messing in.

After pondering for a moment, Green really couldn't figure out what to mean, and said as if giving up, "Please explain it concisely and to the point." ”

"Rough style is to directly use brute force to pull the car to a stop!"

"This kind of thing can be done!!"

"Even if you say so...... scratching his head, the shameless guy of the conductor suddenly became shy: "The brake broke not long ago, and it has not been repaired due to lack of funds, so it is generally used [handbrake]." ”

"GodTM handbrake, those passengers of this pit daddy train really dare to sit, is this what the terminal to hell means? Anyway, listening to the roar of the pilot in the previous chapter, the lack of funds is entirely due to you bastard playing ship woman!! ”

"Don't care about these little things......"

"You TM told me it was a trivial !?"

"Okay...... It's my fault, let's move on. Speaking of this, the conductor suddenly showed a philistine expression, rubbed his hands and said: "As for the simple style, you just need to help me find a job where I can get paid even if I eat and wait for death all day, and by the way, compensate me for the loss of ten or eighty thousand gold coins or something, and I will stop the train." ”

It turns out that this white-haired bald man is so powerful? Anyway, I'm looking for a job like that! No, no...... The point of concern is wrong.

"Bastard! Give me back my UnionPay card! There are more than 20,000 gold coins in it! That's the start-up capital for my gang!! (To be continued......)

PS: Anyway, the collection has dropped again...... Well, I know the recent update is not powerful, so let's make up for it today.