Chapter 180: However, Xie Xie has seen through everything
In fact, the nights in the Forest of Magic are not scary, most of the time they are eerily quiet. I don't know if it's good luck or bad luck, since coming to this world, Xie Xie has never met a monster who has always been serious, which makes him a little regretful. But it doesn't matter, as long as you keep going, you'll definitely see it. After all, there must be one of the youkai sent to the moon.
Compared to this......
"Why did I meet you again, the odds of this encounter are too high." Xie Xie looked at Lumia, who didn't know what "politeness" was, with a black line, and couldn't help but complain.
Xie Xie, who had eaten the barbecue for n days, finally got tired of it, and from the canvas bag, there was a small round table that was absolutely impossible to fit, and there was also a carpet. It's just that when he filled the table with all kinds of bento, Lumia, who was smiling, ran out of nowhere and sat down opposite him with a familiar face.
"Well, what's the matter, meeting is fate. There are free meal tickets, and you don't eat for nothing. Lumia said with a grin, and by the way, she gave a wink.
Xie Xie was just spitting out, after all, it wasn't him who cooked. And recently, Sakura has also asked Ai to stuff some bento into his backpack when he has nothing to do, which are all new dishes. It's not that she suddenly has any ideas, she just wants to listen to everyone's opinions so that she can improve. Speaking of which, Xie Xie only remembered it today, as if there was such a thing. Aiyou had mentioned it to him before, but at that time he was busy with other things and left it behind in a blink of an eye. I guess Sakura might be quite disappointed. So everything is Shi Chen's fault.
Spit and complain, Xie Xie still prepared a set of dishes and chopsticks for Lumia, but I don't know if the monster will use this thing. He didn't want to see a good girl eat with her hands or something, that would affect his appetite too much.
Sure enough, Lumia looked at the chopsticks in front of her with interest—mostly chopsticks—and she didn't know what they were for. Xie Xie was not surprised, silently demonstrating the use of chopsticks. If Lumia really doesn't know how to use it, just forget about the spoon, chopsticks or something is still quite troublesome to get started for the first time.
But should I say that the sincerity of the big monster is not low, Lumia also picked up the chopsticks like Xie Xie, and the action was quite rusty at first, but when she used it, she didn't look like a person who used it for the first time...... Uh, it's demonic. She smiled like a child discovering a new toy and said, "This is quite interesting, it's mine." ”
Kindness...... You're welcome as always.
Xie Xie, who was completely accustomed to it, nodded completely indifferently and slowly drank the miso soup in his hand. Of course, his backpack has its own thermal insulation function, and this bowl of miso soup that I don't know how long I lost in my backpack was still hot when I took it out. After drinking, he wrote down his thoughts on the paper on the surface of the bento box and stuffed it into his backpack. As for how to deal with it or something, he never thinks about it, anyway, if there is love.
"Ah, I'm full, I'm full." Lumia, who swept seventy percent of the dishes into her stomach, sighed, and the sitting posture was to throw the word "lady" into the trash can as non-recyclable waste, and even Xie Xie couldn't bear to look at it directly, if the angle was better, it was estimated that he would be able to see the fat times.
Wait a minute...... In this era, there are fat times!?
However, Lumia had already seen through everything, snorted softly, pinched the corners of her skirt and lifted it slightly, and asked seductively, "Do you want to see it?" Vacuum. It's not impossible for you to see it as a reward for a good meal, so let's take it as my return gift. How is it? ”
It's a pity that Xie Xie is not a beast that can't walk when he sees fat, and he is not as good as a beast. He who had already opened a harem and could push a girl at any time just sighed and said, "If you can remove the darkness under your skirt." ”
He saw it very clearly, judging by love, Lumia was completely a virgin, and it was completely impossible to tempt himself with this kind of benefit, and then considering her ability, he knew that he didn't plan to let himself look good at all. Even if you lift your skirt, you can only see a pitch black, and even if you look at it, you are happy in vain. Lumia, who has the darkness of the law, has a skirt that is known as "it seems to be visible but absolutely invisible", and she is definitely an otaku killer in the true sense. Because there is a man's romance hidden under the skirt, don't ask me why!
Lumia, who had seen through the little tricks, pursed her lips and said, "It's boring, you're also a good young man with strong blood, give a reaction, what's the point of pretending to be like a little old man." ”
Xie Xie smiled nondeniably, took out the coffee pot and put it on the table, took out two more cups, and asked, "Drink?" I only have coffee here. ”
"Drink." Lumia's answer was simple, with a completely "don't drink for nothing" expression.
Xie Xie's expression was quite calm, exactly the same as just now, but he was already smiling in his heart. He knew that there was no such thing as coffee in this era, and he would definitely not like it for the first time, and a person like Lumia, whose taste buds had not been destroyed, would probably vomit on the first sip of it.
Kindness...... If only it were his revenge. It is unforgivable to ruin a man's romance.
Sure enough, after seeing Xie Xie take a few sips with an expressionless face, Lumia took a large sip of joy and joy without any defense, and then spit it out faster than she could drink. Xie Xie was sad before he was happy to see her drinking, because Lumia was sitting directly across from him and vomited all over his face.
Happy fart! Is the coffee hot?
So he had been sitting on Xie Xie's shoulders and silently looked at Xie Xie's love and saw a very happy scene: Lumia on the opposite side stretched out her red and tender little tongue with a bitter face, looking around for water to drink. Xie Xie, on the other hand, wiped the coffee on his face with a tissue with a depressed face. Then both of them glared at each other fiercely, and then continued to speak in unison:
"What did you give me a drink!"
"What are you spitting in my face!"
Lumia was unhappy all of a sudden, her feelings were justified by Xie Xie's pit, and she snorted: "You deserve it." ”
In fact, Xie Xie was a little weak-hearted, but he didn't let it go on his face or mouth: "Then I didn't see me vomit, we drank the same thing, it's just that your ability to bear it is too poor." After speaking, he took out a bottle of water with a disdainful face and continued to clean up the coffee stains on his face.
Lumia also began to feel a little weak, because she did drink it when she saw Xie Xie drink it, and it seemed that she really couldn't blame others. As for the difference in taste, it is because of other problems...... She didn't doubt Xie Xie at this point, because she could see that Xie Xie was not the kind of person who would play such a small trick. But to be cheated that is all right. No wonder Xie Xie's expression just now didn't look right.
Thinking of this, Lumia snatched the water bottle in Xie Xie's hand a little unhappily, and poured most of the bottle of water into her mouth before stopping, then she felt that the bitterness on her tongue had dissipated a lot, and glared at Xie Xie fiercely, and that look seemed to say "Don't plant it in my hands". She has always played others, when it is someone else's turn to play him.
Xie Xie didn't care, and took out another bottle of water by himself. Just stare at it, and there will be no shortage of meat.
There was silence between the two, Lumia was drinking water non-stop, and Xie Xie was also dealing with the coffee stains on his face, and it took a while to resume communication.
Because of the unpleasant experience just now, Lumia said very politely, "Follow me." ”
"Where to go?" Xie Xie didn't object, put away all the things on the ground and walked in one direction after Lumia.
"That's what you're paid for." Lumia replied angrily, "I've gathered those youkai in the past few days, and today I'm here to explain how to act to those fools." ”
Xie Xie thought for a while, suddenly thought of a very appropriate word, and asked with a smile: "Is the demon conference?" ”
"Sort of. But don't compare me to those idiots, they're almost all male youkai. Lumia smiled disdainfully, and suddenly a mocking look appeared on her face, adding, "Oh yes, I forgot that you are also a male. "Youkai are very vindictive, especially since Rumia is a woman while being a youkai.
"It's okay, I'm not a monster." Xie Xie smiled nonchalantly, ignoring Lumia's taunt.
"Then let's go, my Commissariat (Human)." Lumia patted Xie Xie on the shoulder and said with a smile. For mobile phone users, please visit http://m.piaotian.net