Sitting in front of the stage, the fat man Tang Ji stared at the holographic imaging display in front of him with a serious face, and the fingers of his hands were also moving slightly, sometimes clenching gently, sometimes slowly opening one by one, each finger trembled slightly strangely, as if the finger contained an incomparably powerful explosive power, which could be vented at any time.

The fat man took a deep breath, and then slowly exhaled it little by little, just like those peerless masters in the novel are practicing breathing, and he has been maintaining this rhythm of breathing, deep and slow......

At this moment, a ding-dong sound suddenly resounded throughout the room!

"It's time to set! It's time to set! ”

That is, at the moment when the sound of the timer sounded, the fat man's eyes suddenly widened, emitting a burst of breathtaking light, and then followed closely, his hands also moved!

I saw his hands dancing quickly on the holographic image in front of him, like flowing water, or touching a little bit, or suddenly jumping and swiping, his chubby, with a little baby fat big hands, just like a top conductor conducting the orchestra playing, soft and soothing, and like a world-renowned calligraphy master splashing ink, dignified and smart!

And the voice that sounded with the fat man's peerless master demeanor was......

"You stole a piece of black seamless underwear, size: 34c, texture: lace, evaluation: surname! Points earned: 25! ”

"You stole a pair of red panties, size: s, texture: embroidery, evaluation: home! Points earned: 10! ”

"You stole a piece of leopard print underwear, size: 36d, texture: lycra, rating: hot! Points earned: 50! ”

"You knocked the guard's dog unconscious and stole a piece of white underwear, size: 36c, texture: cotton, evaluation: sport! Points earned: 20! ”

"You stole a pair of black T-pants, size: m, texture: lace, evaluation: nosebleeds! Points earned: 100! ”

“…………”

"Your current points for the month are: 1504952! Ranked first this month, congratulations on winning the first place in the standings for 12 consecutive times, and the system will give you the title of the King of Lewdness! I hope you keep it up! ”

Hearing the sound from the system, the fat man Tang Ji not only was not happy, but sighed deeply, and sighed in a deep tone with a melancholy face: "The master is lonely......"

Before the fat man could finish pretending to sigh, countless messages requesting communication came, and the fat man blinked and swept at random.

"Wow! Master! How do you do it? Ask for advice! ”

"Boss! My adoration of you is like a surging river...... Give me a face, let me admire your demeanor! ”

"Big brother, how can you be so good? With a plug-in, right? Can you give me one? I'll pay for it! ”

"Damn! Chicken nest candy you dog said, Lao Tzu has been waiting for this family's underwear to dry out for a long time, **Why do you grab it with me every time! What kind of hero is the head and tail hidden, there is a kind of release of your appearance to see! ”

“……”

There are countless messages like this, but the fat man scorned his mouth very contemptuously, and directly chose to refuse to delete them all, leaving a group of admirers and abusers helpless......

The game played by the fat man is currently the most popular casual online game in the Federation: "Underwear Farm", this game is very similar to a farm game many years ago, the difference is that the previous game was about growing vegetables and stealing vegetables, but this game is stealing underwear......

The general meaning of this game is that each player can get a manor, and the player can hire all kinds of maids for the manor, and these maids will take care of the manor for you, and their output is, of course, all kinds of sun-dried underwear...... All the player has to do is protect the clothes of the maids in their manor while stealing from others......

As soon as this game came out, it was sought after by countless otaku and wolf friends with the greatest enthusiasm, and it is said that during the peak period, there were hundreds of millions of players, which is a myth for a casual management game!

And obviously, the fat man Tang Ji's id chicken nest candy is a legend in this mythical world......

He has unparalleled hand speed, as well as terrifying accurate time calculation ability, he can remember very clearly which of the hundreds of manors, which manor is about to dry, and switch to steal it in a few tenths of a second, he can be called the king of thieves! Not only does it leave other players in the dust, but it can even be said to be more accurate (if any) than cheats!

However, although it is sought after by countless otaku and wolf friends, for fat people, what kind of obscene king, what farm prince, all are floating clouds...... What he really cares about is not the underwear farm game, this game is just for fat people to pass the time when they are bored.

If those otaku and wolf friends who worship fat people know this, I'm afraid they will all feel hopeless, right? The fat guy casually passed the time in the game, and he was able to play such a full game first, how can this be embarrassing!? Do you want to live!?

Sitting down in front of the stage again, the fat man's fingers quickly clicked on the virtual touch screen for a while, and then the holographic screen in front of him suddenly switched.

As a result, as soon as I looked at the picture, the fat man's expression of a master who was still light and breezy just now immediately collapsed!

"Holy! No way!? None of them sold!? Is my goods so wrong to your eyes!? ”

"What? Such a good fine dagger, you actually left a message and only gave 50 silver coins!? You're funny, aren't you!? ”

After scolding and scratching, the fat man reluctantly brought the headset and contacted the buyer who left the message: "You want to buy my dagger, right?" Would you like to add a little more? ”

"No more!" The player replied, "That's 50 credits!" Do you like to sell or not! Anyway, to be honest, your dagger isn't a good commodity either. ”

"Okay, okay, I'm afraid of you!" The fat man said depressedly: "Then I ask to pay with credits!" ”

As a result, the player immediately replied: "It's okay to pay with credits, but I'll only give 0.4 credits!" ”

"Holy!" The fat man suddenly became angry: "The ratio of the market price is 1 to 1, 50 silver is 0.5 credits, why do you only give 0.4!?" ”

"That's the price!" The player's triumphant voice came: "Do you like to sell or not!" ”

"You're kidding me!?" The fat man is even more hot.

"You can say that!" The player snorted coldly: "I'm not convinced, you came to me PK!" ”

The fat man almost agreed on impulse, but when he saw the player's ID level, he was immediately stunned, and he turned out to be a level 120 high-level thief! And what about the fat man's number? But it's just an 86-level berserker, with a difference of nearly forty levels, and it doesn't look like a winning fight......

What's more, the fat man's number is just garbage, and it is estimated that it is not much better than the whiteboard......

So, the fat man had to tear off the headset in frustration, slam it on the ground, and then went out of the room, squatted on the steps outside the house and smoked depressedly.

That's right, what the fat man really cares about is this online game called "Age of Chaos"!

This game produced by the Red Fox team of Bests Company has been popular in the Federation for five years, and in the past five years, just like the fat man has won the first place in the underwear farm standings, "Age of Chaos" has always been the most popular online game in the Federation! The super high playable surname and the super high balance surname make countless players addicted to it and fascinated.

Obviously, the fat man is also one of them.

It's just a pity that the fat man's wind scratching momentum in "Underwear Farm", after falling in "Age of Chaos", it doesn't seem to be of much use, he has not been very happy in the game, and he entered the game three months later than others, resulting in a low level now, poor equipment, no one wants the next copy, and his luck is not so good, even setting up a stall to sell things, he is being bullied by high-level people to death...... In short, it's just a sentence, depressed.

The fat man has never been able to figure out why he can't make a name for himself in "The Age of Chaos" with his hand speed, five years...... No, it's been four years and eight months, and he's still struggling at the bottom of the game, is this really a jealous talent!?

The fat man thought depressedly as he flicked the cigarette butt out of his hand, and then watched as the cigarette butt crossed a perfect, smooth parabola and landed on the ...... A plump buttocks in a short white skirt ......

Syllable! There was a barely audible sound, and the white short skirt was marked with a black dot on the cigarette butt, which seemed to be a little burnt.

The fat man was still wondering how the plump buttocks magically appeared on the cigarette butt parabola, but before he could finish the calculation, the owner of the plump buttocks turned around, and when he saw the beautiful face with frost clearly, the fat man's cold sweat suddenly followed!

Oh! Sell! It's this damn chick!

The owner of the plump buttocks is the neighbor who lives in the house next door to the fat man, it stands to reason that this beautiful little beauty with a devil body called Luo Moling should be the object of the fat man's final words, but it's a pity that the fat man clearly remembers that just over four years ago, after the beta of "Chaotic Age", this chick moved next door to herself, and when she peeked at her for the first time and was found in the bath, she has always regarded herself as an enemy who does not share the sky, the "harmonious" neighborhood relationship in the fat man's illusion, It was also officially declared broken......

It's been five years, and now it's been five years, and the words that the fat man and Luo Moling, the chick, say add up to just five sentences...... These five sentences are: hooligan, pervert, pervert, voyeur, shameless!

And now, Luo Moling walked up to the fat man with a cold face, gave the fat man a slap, and said the sixth sentence to the fat man by the way: "Bastard!" ”

Luo Moling left, waved her hand gently, and took away the fat face on the fat man's face, leaving the fat man with a red slap print......

It's a no-brainer! The fat man couldn't have imagined that the cigarette butt would fall so appropriately on Luo Moling's pp who was passing by, it looked as if he was deliberately bounced towards her, and it was coincidental to this extent, the fat man really felt angry!

But Luo Moling had already gone far away, and he didn't give the fat man a chance to explain at all, recalling the scene when he was depressed in the game just now, the fat man was suddenly angry, and he planned to retaliate!

"Smash your glass!"

The fat man picked up a stone from the side of the road hatefully, rushed to the fence of Luo Moling's house next to him, and was about to throw the stone on the window, when he suddenly found that there was a pole of underwear hanging behind the house!

Hey? Is it that chick's? How dare she hang her clothes outside now?

The fat man paused for a moment, then turned his head and glanced in the direction where Luo Moling left just now, and after confirming that it might take a while for this chick to come back after going out, the fat man's eyes rolled and he thought about it.

"Hehe, brother will come to a realistic version of the underwear farm today!" The fat man snapped his fingers triumphantly, and then began to climb over the fence.

The place where the fat man lives is a very good community, every household has a small yard, because the security is good, so the residents here are not too high walls, but choose a very pastoral fence, which is only about one meter five high, so although the fat man has a problem with the body type, it is more than enough to say that it is enough to climb over such a fence.

However, when the fat man had just climbed over the fence and was about to jump, a low "bluff" sound suddenly reached his ears.

Underneath the fence, a stout short-legged pit bulldog, with a hideous spiked collar around its neck, its mouth slightly wide open, revealing a mouthful of fangs, roared in its throat, staring at the fat man above the fence......

The fat man was suddenly startled, he never thought that Luo Moling, this little girl, would put such a huge dog in the yard, no wonder she dared to dry her clothes outside when she was a neighbor!

Frightened by this big dog, the fat man panicked, his body was unstable, and he actually fell off the fence, which was originally more than a meter of fence not high, and it would not be good to fall down, but what was good was that when the fat man fell, it was the head that hit the ground first......

A sharp pain accompanied by a feeling of dizziness came, and the fat man fainted suddenly, and the last thought in his consciousness was: "Mom, in the underwear farm, there is no such thing as stealing underwear and falling off...... What about the sticks? What about the stick for beating dogs......"