At the end of the game, Li Guanyu just wanted to go back to the locker room when he was grabbed by Sheryl Miller, who had been waiting for a long time, and then said the usual surname: "Lee, congratulations on winning this game, can you accept my brief interview?" ”

"Uh...... All right! Li Guanyu nodded, and he was also accustomed to saying the advertising slogan: "Everything is for the sake of the proud immortal second generation, it is flawless and glamorous." ”

Cheryl Miller was speechless about Li Guanyu's open placement of the surname advertisement, and the news director of TN/T was also speechless, he couldn't have sealed Li Guanyu's mouth, right? At most, it is replaced by 'a certain brand of sneakers' when subtitles.

Cheryl Miller steadied and asked, "You've won two in a row, and you're way ahead of Mike Bibby in three stats." Is there anything you would like to say about this? Do you have the confidence to lead the team to the Eastern Conference semifinals while winning a personal bet. ”

"What do you want to say? There's not much to say. Li Guanyu shook his head, he felt that now was not the time to speak, and it was meaningless to say anything before the results came out.

"Uh......" Cheryl Miller was a little embarrassed by this answer - shouldn't he have made a declaration of victory with my words? The NBA's routines are like this, right?

While Cheryl Miller was struggling with Li Guanyu's distraction, Chris Webber crept over like a thief under the push and instigation of Charles Barkley.

Since Cheryl Miller had his back to Chris Webb, he didn't know it, but Li Guanyu saw it clearly. However, Li Guanyu did not break it, because Chris Webber gave him a 'silence' look.

"So, what do you think is your chance of winning the battle of Tianwang Mountain?" Cheryl Miller asked after a long time of internal injuries before speaking.

Li Guanyu groaned slightly, and made such a prediction: "Eighty percent!" ”

"Eighty percent? That's Atlantan's home turf? Cheryl Miller gave a look of disbelief.

At this time, Chris Webber behind her had already pursed his mouth, but he never dared to sneak attack. Seeing this, Li Guanyu decided to help him, although he didn't know what medicine was sold in Chris Weber's gourd.

So, Li Guanyu raised his eyelids and said to Cheryl Miller: "Look back, there is a surprise waiting for you." ”

"Surprise?" Cheryl Miller muttered, finally turning around...... Kiss!

Chris Webber slammed his pursed mouth on Cheryl Miller's lips, and at this time, Charles Barkley came out of nowhere, clapped his palms and coaxed: "Wet kiss!" Wet kiss! Wet kiss! Wet kiss! Wet kiss! ”

Charles Barkley's heckling immediately drew echoes from the fans who had not yet dispersed, and the fans who saw this exciting picture through the big screen immediately shouted - wet kiss! Wet Kiss ...... At the same time, the fans in front of the TV were also dumbfounded one by one - why did the interview with Lee suddenly become a middle-aged man kissing a middle-aged woman? Is the basketball circle so silver^messy? (The scene where Charles Barkley egged Chris Webber to kiss Cheryl Miller didn't get out, so the audience didn't know about it.) And at the instigation of the fans, Chris Webber couldn't care so much - if he had already kissed him, why should he care if his tongue was stuck in?

So, my heart went down and I shoved my tongue hard...... Yes!

What an Iron Lady Cheryl Miller, where could she be so desecrated by Chris Weber? So, the moment Chris Webber stuck out her tongue, she bit down without hesitation...... After Chris Webb screamed, he quickly let go of Cheryl Miller. After parting, just as he grinned at the pain in his tongue, a black palm quickly fanned over...... Syllable!

A crisp voice rang out from Chris Webb's left cheek, and then a resounding word struck out: "Are you handsome?" Can being handsome insult a woman from a good family? ”

Seeing this scene, Li Guanyu was dumbfounded: Are the Miller family so brave?

Seeing this, Charles Barkley, the initiator, hurriedly ran over to explain, so that it would take about five or six minutes to make the angry Cheryl Miller dissipate his anger.

Li Guanyu also avoided the trouble of being questioned, and also enjoyed a series of dramas of 'the most beautiful sunset red and savage girlfriend' for free. In fact, it would be very helpful for TNT to have such a scene happen - it is much more exciting than interviewing the players.

Well, when something like this happens, everyone else is happy except for the grievances of the two parties.

When the story ends with Cheryl Miller dropping the microphone and leaving, Li Guanyu walked back to the locker room with brisk steps. Back in the dressing room, the dressing room was full of passion, in stark contrast to the malaise that occurred at half-time.

To celebrate, Li Guanyu ran to take a bath. As soon as he had changed his clothes after taking a shower, the press officer stood aside with a flattering smile and stared at him with expectant eyes.

"Okay, lead the way." Seeing this, Li Guanyu shook his head helplessly, and waved his finger to let him step forward and lead the way. He didn't want to hear anything about 'the old and the young'.

When I came to the press conference, the spotlights flashed non-stop, crackling for a while and taking pictures before entering the official interview.

Before the interview, Li Guanyu took the lead in stating in order to save time: "I am very tired, for the next game, I decided to answer only three questions." ”

Li Guanyu's statement is not a surname in a sense, but the reporters present did not have any emotional resistance - Li Guanyu, who has played 48 minutes in two consecutive games, really needs to rest, and now that the future of the Heat team depends on him alone, how can there be any mistakes?

After a bit of discussion, Cameron finally stood up and asked the first question: "Now that we've tied the overall score to 2-2, do you think we can make it to the second round of the playoffs?" Okay, I mean, where can you take this team? ”

"Sir, you have mistaken a question. It's not up to me about how far I can go, it's up to all the Miami players. I'm talking about all the players, you know? If every game is like tonight in the second half of the third quarter, the first half of the fourth quarter, I think we can make it to the finals. Li Guanyu said that he was not used to putting the term savior on his head.

As soon as Li Guanyu's answer came out, there was a round of applause at the scene.

After the applause, Cameron stood up and asked, "The second question is, how far do you think we can go next season with a healthy Dwyane, an improved Michael, and a stronger you?" ”

"How far? Sorry, I can't predict this issue. Li Guanyu shook his head, and finally did not announce the news that he would definitely leave next season in advance.

Although this answer was somewhat perfunctory, fortunately it did not arouse any suspicion among the reporters.

As soon as Li Guanyu's voice fell for about ten seconds, an Atlanta reporter stood up and asked: "Excuse me, don't you think it's an insult to us Atlantans to refuse to play in garbage time?" ”

As soon as this sharp question came out, Li Guanyu just pouted and didn't care about it. Turning his head to Cameron, he said, "I'm sorry, I'm not going to waste the third question on the Atlanta reporter." Cameron, you go on. ”

Li Guanyu's disregard made the fragile Atlanta reporters angry, and after kicking the chair hard, they walked out of the press conference en masse. Li Guanyu remained indifferent to their angry behavior - he didn't want to spend even a second more on the loser.

The Miami reporter despised the unqualified behavior of the Atlanta reporter, and then continued to discuss, discussed, and it was still Cameron who stood up and asked, but this time his expression was slightly ambiguous: "Lee, are you really married?" Why did a woman in black veil claim that you were his husband at halftime? Also, with so many rumored girlfriends, which one do you love the most? ”

Cameron's barrage of questions made Li Guanyu's head stunned, in fact, the question of 'black gauze woman' had already made his brain freeze - when did I get married? When did I marry a woman in black gauze?

After a pause, Li Guanyu squeezed out a smile and said, "I haven't reached the age of marriage yet, do you think I can get married?" As for which girlfriend I love the most, this is a personal question and I refuse to respond. ”

After answering, Li Guanyu immediately got up. He said 'The press conference is over, thank you for coming' and turned around and walked out of the press conference. When Li Guanyu walked into the locker room and took out the bag, he turned on his mobile phone and found that there were more than 100 missed calls on it.

If you look closely, almost all of them are called by female stars who have had a relationship.

"I'm not married, I'm not of legal age for marriage, I don't know what black veil woman is." -- Because it was too cumbersome to return the call, Li Guanyu chose to send a group text message.

After sending the message, in order to avoid too many phone calls affecting the status of the upcoming 'Battle of Tennoyama'. After sending a group message of 'It's turned off for the game', he pulled out the phone board and stuffed it into the far corner of his bag.

Li Guanyu thought that this would avoid the endless entanglement of the women, but when he walked into the parking lot, he realized that he was wrong - Taylor Swift, Catherine McPhee, Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgens, Miley Cyrus, and Serena Gomez stood menacingly in front of their special Ferraris, with a look of 'I won't be done with you until I explain it'.

"It's over!" Li Guanyu shook his head, he knew that if he didn't bring down more than five female stars tonight, it would be difficult for him to sleep.

While Li Guanyu walked slowly towards the Ferrari with a tangled expression, suddenly a white Rolls-Royce Phantom sped from the diagonal thorn and stopped between Li Guanyu and the women. Just when Li Guanyu was depressed, the car door was opened, and Luo Kedi lifted him into the car like a chicken, and then quickly rushed away from the scene...... Just when Li Guanyu patted his chest and congratulated himself on escaping the catastrophe and was about to thank Luo Kedi, a murderous light shot out from his side. Turning his head, Ye Ziqing was giggling and moving his wrist over there.

Have you just escaped from the wolves and run into the tiger's den?

A wave of despair rose in Li Guanyu's heart, and he began to miss that group of menacing female stars, who would not bring him the best harm.

"Say! Who is that woman? Ye Ziqing's Hedong lion's roar made the restless Li Guanyu tremble, like falling into an ice cave.

"I don't know." Li Guanyu shook his head very honestly.

"You don't know?" Ye Ziqing's tone rose again, and he said, "Do you think I'm a fool?" ”

"I really don't know." Li Guanyu's face was full of grievances.

"Then how could she say she was your wife?" Ye Ziqing's voice softened slightly.

"How do I know?" Li Guanyu is even more aggrieved - he originally had more than a dozen 'heavy fish addicts' who couldn't get rid of him, and now he has an inexplicable wife, how can he not be wronged, how can he not be anxious?

Ye Ziqing's eyes stared at Li Guanyu, and he asked suspiciously, "You really don't know her?" ”

"Well, I don't know him!"

"Leave you alone for now, and don't let me find out if you have any clues to her. Otherwise... Hum! Ye Ziqing clenched his fists again, and the gurgling sound of brittle bones made Li Guanyu tense again.

"Hmm!" Li Guanyu nodded, relieved - in the face of Ye Ziqing, he would rather face a group of American female stars. At least the American imperialist female star will not threaten herself, at most she will have excessive desires.

"Boss, there are a few cars behind!" At this time, the driver turned around and reported to Roque.

"Dump them!" The leaf green dove occupies the magpie's nest, the fox and the fake tiger are powerful, and Luo Ke has no opinion. Anyway, it was not his enemy who was following behind, but Ye Ziqing's love enemy.

The driver's skills are great, worthy of a hail of bullets, and only three turns to shake off the group of luxury cars behind.

Back home, Li Guanyu went straight to the room to sleep, after all, it was already more than one o'clock in the morning. As soon as he fell asleep, Ye Ziqing came in, and there was no trace of his body.

The jade-like body rushed into Li Guanyu's arms, swam around, and the two of them were tightly bonded after their body temperature was the same. Ye Ziqing asked softly: "Your wife can only be me, and the others are concubines, understand?" ”

"............" Li Guanyu was silent, even if his ears heard it clearly.

"If you make me unhappy, I'm going to break away from you. Use your money to buy an NBA team, and then trade you over with a bunch of NBDL-level teammates to slowly torture you to death......"

Ye Ziqing continued to breathe in Li Guanyu's ear, but Li Guanyu was terrified by these warm words.

(To be continued)