When Zheng Jian stretched out his hand and was about to pick it up, he suddenly shrank back and said, "Slow, Brother Zheng, you let me greet them first, my little cuties are interesting!" ”

"Ladies and genties, I'll introduce you to my eldest brother later, he's also a handsome guy! You can call him Brother Zheng. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. ｂiquge。 ｉｎfo”

"Yes, yes! Welcome, warm welcome! ”

"I want to see how handsome it is!"

"Anchor, is Brother Zheng as handsome as you?!"

"Yes, of course! You can't afford to lose, you can't be fooled, you can't pass by, don't miss it! ”

"Okay, okay, quickly ask him to come out and show his face to a few of us, show some kind of talent or something, that's better."

"Look at you monkeys, you are really a newcomer, you forgot about me, the old man, I'm going to be jealous!"

"Hehe, I'll reward you with a big yacht, don't feel bad about shiitake mushrooms, we love you, Momoda."

"Hahaha, I'm very satisfied if you have this heart. Thank you, thank you for the big yacht of little Lori's sister. "Yunqi's heart is so happy that he takes off." Okay, I won't talk to you much anymore, and I'll leave time to my brother Zheng, who is quite humorous and funny. You're going to love it. I'll tell you secretly, he's still single. Hee-hee. ”

"Haha, okay, okay, handsome guy anchor, call him out, we can't wait!"

"Successfully captured a single Wang !!"

Yunqi chatted happily with their little cuties, then took off the headphones and handed them to Zheng Jian with his mobile phone: "Come on, brother, the cuties can't wait for you to talk to them." By the way, they also said they want to see your performance. ”

Zheng Jian took the headphones, connected them, and then interacted with their audience.

"Hi Everybod, hello everyone, that's right, I'm the "laughing cloud" Brother Zheng Xiaobei in his mouth, it's nice to meet you, I'm very happy today, are you happy? ”

"Glad to meet you, too."

"Brother Zheng, it turns out that you are the handsome brother Zheng Xiaoxiao in your mouth!"

"Little, isn't that just a little, your name is so interesting."

"I think, Brother Zheng, can I take the liberty of asking if I can call you a little slut?"

"Yes, I'm honored to be the handsome big brother in my mouth! Haha, though, I kind of like the name Slut! Zheng Jian immediately caused interaction, and he didn't hesitate to laugh at himself, and he got into a good relationship with them.

……

"The little is so handsome, the personality is cheap, the ruffian, I like it! Tip a big yacht! ”

"I like it too! Reward two tanks!! ”

"Little, one more joke! Tip three missiles and launch !! ”

"Okay, then I'll have another one!"

Zheng Jian couldn't bear what others thought of him, so he secretly hid at the end, and said softly into the earphones: "Yesterday, I took my stupid dog out for a walk, and I went home after playing for a while." Walking to the fourth floor, the stupid dog didn't leave, just wandered around the door. I kicked it twice and scolded it, but the stupid dog still wouldn't leave, so I left it alone and went upstairs by myself.

As a result, I went to the wrong floor. When I came down, the stupid dog looked at me with obvious squint, and there was a clear disdain in his eyes. ”

"Hahaha!"

"Xiaosheng me, I admire and admire the IQ of the landlord, it's too cute!"

"The IQ of the little stupid dog is on the line! If it were me, I would have to despise it. ”

"What do you mean? Why didn't I get it? Bad jokes? ”

"You don't understand this, there must be a girl upstairs, I'll explain it to you. That is to say, people, Brother Zheng lives on the fourth floor, walks the dog home, he treats the fourth floor of his house as the third floor, his dog stops at the door of his house and does not move, he kicks the dog a few times, and then runs to the door of someone else's house upstairs. Do you think he's stupid, do you understand it now? ”

"Haha! It's so funny! So that's it, I got it, I got it"!

……

"Okay, I'll talk to you so much, I'll perform on stage later, and I still have to memorize my lines." Zheng Jian hurriedly said a few words, then unplugged the headphones and returned the phone to Yunqi.

For a while, the live broadcast room suddenly became old, and they asked Brother Zheng to come back and say a few words to perform one.

"Brother Zheng, don't go, you haven't performed yet!"

"Little, what are you performing? We want to see it too! ”

"Anchor anchor, call Brother Zheng back, he's too humorous. I'm laughing to death, I can't stop it. ”

"Don't worry, cute, Brother Zheng, he has something to do now, he will perform later, and I will broadcast it live to you. Let's be quiet, secretly, secretly. As soon as Yunqi came back, he couldn't sit still, and everyone thought Zheng Jian was particularly humorous and funny.

"Okay, then we'll wait and see, first swipe a small gift and then send a big plane!!"

"Okay, looking forward to the little's performance!"

"That's right! Looking forward to the performance of the little +1! ”

"Looking forward to the little show +2!"

……

"I didn't expect your live broadcast room to be so lively!" Long Yu suddenly said in his ear.

"That's the live broadcast room that doesn't look at who, like me, a handsome guy like me, of course there must be a lot of people in the live broadcast room! Let me tell you, even my master is fascinated by me! ”

"Who is your master? Is she that nymphomaniac? ”

"Oh, of course there is, you didn't see the way she usually saw me, that's called a mighty one, either beating or scolding. As the saying goes, beating is kissing, scolding is love, you see how much my master loves me! ”

"Yunqi, you stinky boy! Narcissist! See how I clean you up. Long Yu suddenly went crazy!

"Mom! Light rain, run! "The situation is not good, I slipped away first, and my brother will leave it to you. And I ran to the front to shoot a video secretly after a trot!

Soon the performances began one by one, and the people on the stage finished speaking.

This time it's a sketch of their junior class's performance, it's a cross talk sketch, what's particularly funny is that the two bald heads are wearing red clothes with fans, and then they start to fight, anyway, it's just to make everyone cheer in the audience than whose mouth material is, happily, it's just very interesting anyway!

This performance is a copy of Liang Shanbo and Zhu Yingtai in their second class, then this is a tragedy, it is sad music at the beginning, but this story is already familiar to everyone, and it has long been deeply rooted in the hearts of the people. So it doesn't sound interesting, it's just very sad and sad, and then Zheng Jian dozed off and didn't care.

Yunqi's live broadcast room is quite lively!!

I don't know how long it took, one performance after another, and there were a few wonderful and a few unexciting in the middle, until the dragon rain suddenly fell, Zheng Jian jumped and woke him up, and then asked him to start preparing, and there were still two performances left before it was their turn.

The show is finally about to begin!