Chapter 9: I Have a Condom
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Can all guests have fun for free tonight? Call a girl to play casually, and you don't have to pay for it...... I just don't know if the top card of Chunfeng Building counts.
Cheng Feng couldn't help but swallow his saliva, and then quickly shook off these thoughts.
"Contraception, contraception!" Cheng Feng muttered almost, didn't go far, and suddenly saw the little guy who had made things difficult for him before, so he opened his mouth and shouted, "Who is that, you come over for me." ”
This little guy was forced by Cheng Feng's momentum before, and he had long been afraid of Cheng Feng, and was thinking about how to find a chance to take revenge...... He definitely can't do it himself, he's just an ordinary guy, and he has no ability at all except pimping, so he thought of asking the young master of the Cheng family for help.
It's best to be Young Master Cheng Qi, the little guy thought in his heart, Young Master Cheng Qi had just taught that waste in the firewood room before, as long as he found Young Master Cheng Qi tomorrow and said a few words casually, he would definitely let Young Master Cheng Qi teach that waste a lesson.
Thinking of this, the little guy couldn't help but laugh.
"Hey, I'm talking to you, didn't you hear?"
At this moment, a voice suddenly appeared behind him, and immediately after, the person who came behind him slapped him on the head, directly knocking him to the ground.
Cheng Feng was annoyed in his heart, he stood there and shouted a few words just now, but this person was stupid and didn't move, and he still made a smirk in his mouth, as if he was convulsive.
Thereupon...... He couldn't help but step forward and slap him in the face.
The little guy staggered to his feet, quickly turned his head, lowered his head and said with a smile: "Forgive this son, the little one is ...... distracted for a while!" ”
Professional habits, he thought he was a guest in the front hall, but halfway through this, he noticed that it was Cheng Feng who beat him.
"You, you shit, how dare you hit me?" The little guy pointed at Cheng Feng and said in his mouth, but he couldn't help but take a step back.
Bully the soft and fear the hard!
Cheng Feng was disdainful in his heart, the other party's appearance was too bad, so he couldn't help but slap it again.
"Smack!"
With a crisp sound, this slap slapped directly on the little guy's face, no matter what Cheng Feng said, he was also a third-order fighter, even if he swung it casually, it was definitely not something that ordinary people could dodge.
Poof!
The little guy sat on the ground directly after being slapped in the face, covering his face and looking at Cheng Feng in horror, with tears rolling in his eyes.
"You, why are you hitting me, why are you hitting me? Whining! Isn't it okay if I don't call you a waste in the future? The little guy covered his face and said tremblingly, obviously scared by Cheng Feng's two slaps.
However, although he begged for mercy in his mouth, he hated Cheng Feng even more in his heart.
Cheng Feng naturally didn't care about this.
There are many people who hate Lao Tzu, how old are you?
"Why did you hit you? See if you're not happy, okay? Cheng Feng replied with a sneer, and then said lightly: "Let me ask you, in addition to using saffron for contraception, the only way for girls in brothels to use mercury for contraception, right?" ”
The little guy was stunned for a moment, obviously not understanding what Cheng Feng was asking for, and wasn't this common sense? Do you still need to ask?
However, after seeing the coldness in Cheng Feng's eyes, he couldn't help but reply: "Yes, yes!" But saffron is too expensive, and the girls in the brothel can't afford it, and the top girls in our Chunfeng Building won't use it...... So it's always been mercury contraception! ”
And sure enough, it was! Cheng Feng touched his chin, and then asked, "What about that set?" Does anyone use a condom like that? ”
Sheath? I've heard of peaches, what is the condom for? The little guy was dumbfounded again, obviously not knowing what the sleeve Cheng Feng was talking about.
Cheng Feng said impatiently: "The condom is something that is worn in your place, for contraception!" ”
"That place? Where is it? "The little guy still doesn't understand.
Cheng Feng's eyes widened, he immediately raised his foot, and then stepped on the middle of the little guy's legs, and the next second, there was a heart-rending scream from the little guy.
"Damn! Lao Tzu didn't try too hard, do you want to scream so badly? Cheng Feng couldn't help but roll his eyes, but when he thought that it was originally the key point of a man, even if he didn't use too much force, it would hurt a lot.
"This is the place, now you see?" Cheng Feng asked.
"Ming, I see, but I really haven't heard of a condom!" The little guy was not good, and tears were flowing down.
Seeing this guy in such a miserable state, Cheng Feng didn't want to bully him anymore, so he immediately hummed a small tune and turned around and left.
Seeing Cheng Feng leaving, the little guy breathed a long sigh of relief, looked at Cheng Feng's back with hatred, and thought viciously in his heart: "You wait for me, wait for me ......!" ”
But who knew that at this moment, Cheng Feng, who was leaving, suddenly turned around.
"Oh, yes!" Cheng Feng suddenly turned around, startling the little guy, and the lower abdomen was cold, and he was directly scared to pee.
Cheng Feng glanced at the little girl's pants in disgust and asked, "Is there any sheep left after killing the sheep this morning?" ”
Prostitutes pick up customers are all manual work, although this Chunfeng Lou is seriously oppressed by the girls, but they will still make up for their bodies on weekdays, and mutton is naturally one of them.
Cheng Feng remembered that he vaguely heard someone killing sheep this morning, so he asked this question.
"The sheep went into the water, and it was still in the kitchen, and it was not thrown away!" The little guy hurriedly said.
In the kitchen? That's it!
Cheng Feng smiled, then walked on crutches and pretended to limp away.
There's no way, you have to pretend, you just broke your ankle yesterday, and it's too much to say it's okay today.
After a short time, Cheng Feng came to the kitchen of Chunfeng Building, and the front hall was full of guests, so it was inevitable that the food would be eaten, so the kitchen of Chunfeng Building was very lively.
As soon as Cheng Feng walked into the kitchen, he was seen by the kitchen steward.
The steward glared at Cheng Feng with disdain, and said coldly: "Cheng Feng, you are a waste, hurry up and come over to me and throw these sheep into the water!" ”
Cheng Feng Douhai was expelled from the Cheng family after being broken, and after becoming a small servant in Chunfeng Building, he was bullied, I don't know how many people called him a waste in front of him, and this steward was naturally one of them.
When Cheng Feng heard this, a murderous intent flashed in his eyes.
"Really, I really want to kill you!" Cheng Feng muttered silently in his mouth, glanced at the steward coldly, forcibly suppressed his killing intent, and then limped to a wooden bucket full of sheep water in the corner of the kitchen.
Sheep into the water, also called haggis, in Cheng Feng's world, this haggis is a good thing, more expensive than mutton.
But in this world, haggis is treated as dirty things, and it will be thrown away, and no one will eat it.
Of course, Cheng Feng didn't come to find the sheep to go into the water to eat, he just wanted the sheep intestines inside to ......!