In the evening, Li Guanyu, who had a cured lip print on his cheek, accompanied Selena Gomez to a candlelit dinner, and then went to the cinema to watch a movie. Well, it is worth mentioning that the heroine in the movie is Vanessa Hudgins. So when watching this movie, Li Guanyu didn't feel romantic at all, but felt that the egg hurt - it felt like he was doing an ambiguous thing with two girls at the same time.

After the movie, Li Guanyu, the messenger of flowers, led Selena Gomez to the Hilton Hotel. Then intertwine with Selena Gomez with the gentlest movements since he started the bed fight. Li Guanyu has never been so pitiful and cherishes jade, perhaps out of awe of that pool of blood!

Li Guanyu's bed battle subjects also bleed, such as Murong Qingya, Lima, Miley Sellers, Jordana, and Xue Xue were all women who washed the cold iron spear with blood. But Li Guanyu only apologized more to Selena Gomez, first of all, she was not actively involved, secondly, she was very young, and finally, she was a good friend of Taylor Swift.

After the end of the war, Wen Cun, Li Guanyu got up and wanted to leave. Selena Gomez, who was weak in all fours, shook her arms slightly, and said weakly: "Lee, I love you." ”

"Huh!" Li Guanyu squeezed out a smile, but the word 'love' couldn't come out of his mouth anyway. Because he feels that his heart is like himself, he is no longer qualified to say love.

"Sister Taylor loves you too."

Selena's words made Li Guanyu's eyes couldn't help but sweep over, fixed on the tired face that couldn't see through the expression, hesitated for a while, nodded, and said, "I know." ”

"I mean, I can share anything with Sister Taylor, including men."

"Oh!" Li Guanyu nodded, the shock in his heart was not so strong, several women had already expressed to him that they were willing to share themselves with other women, they were almost aesthetically fatigued, where could they afford any momentum?

"Aren't you surprised?" Selena Gomez was shocked by Li Guanyu's expression - shouldn't he be dancing with excitement? I'm so forgiving!

"I'm surprised!" Li Guanyu turned his head, squeezed out a very surprised expression, and then said, "Go first, you have to compete tomorrow." ”

With that, he left a kiss on Selena Gomez's face and turned to go out the door.

Back to the hotel, hurriedly went to bed, in his sleep, Li Guanyu had a very, very strange dream - he found a few female stars to group ^P together every night, and arranged different combinations, in his dream, the group ^P 8 times to unlock the power of the seal, so as to show his strength in the NBA, break through the confinement of first-class stars and enter the realm of superstars in one fell swoop...... In the end, when Li Guanyu won 5 consecutive championships and his status in the NBA was about to surpass Michael Jordan, Ye Ziqing rushed over with a feather duster in his hand. Suddenly, his spine was cold, and he sat up suddenly. And when he sat up and opened his eyes, he found that Stephen Curry was scratching the palms of his feet with feathers.

found the culprit who disturbed the dream, and suddenly became angry, grabbed a pillow and smashed it at Stephen Curry. smashed it four or five times, and scolded angrily: "Damn rookie, do you know that you ruined my sweet dream, I almost trampled Michael Jordan under my feet!" ”

Seeing Li Guanyu's throat boss, the cute baby Curry didn't know whether Li Guanyu was really angry or fake angry, so he was a little at a loss: "............"

Li Guanyu saw Curry's cute and cute appearance, and the ignorance of karma subsided a little, and said, "Unless you sign with my sneaker company right now, I won't spare you." ”

“…… This..."As soon as Stephen Curry heard Li Guanyu's statement, he immediately knew that Li Guanyu was not really angry, so he grinned and said, "As long as you buy out my Nike contract, I will immediately sign your sneaker company." ”

"Okay, no problem, you don't have a big contract anyway." Li Guanyu made a decision immediately, and then called Ye Ziqing and asked her to negotiate with Stephen Curry's agent immediately.

After hanging up the phone, Stephen Curry on the side was stunned, he didn't think that Li Guanyu would be so decisive and resolute. After slowing down for a while, he was stunned and said, "Do you really want to sign me?" Not kidding? ”

"Of course, your NIKE contract is not big, and you can get it for two million dollars. In that case, why not buy it out and sign you, I'm sure you can bring me more than $2 million in profits. ”

"Uh..., you haven't lost money in this business? Aren't you afraid of going bankrupt? Stephen Curry replied in surprise.

"Loss? Bankrupt? Li Guanyu shook his head and said, "I couldn't even afford to live in a hotel at this time last year, and now my net worth has been able to buy half of the Warriors." So, the word loss means nothing to me, even if I lose everything I have now, I just start over. I was originally a poor bastard, and the so-called bankruptcy is nothing more than returning to the original point. ”

"Huh!" Stephen Curry was dumbfounded by Li Guanyu's words, he knew that Li Guanyu was very rich, but he didn't expect that Li Guanyu would have the money to buy half of the Warriors, which means that he has at least $250 million in family funds.

Damn, wasn't he just a poor sour boy who was single-handedly with me in a training camp last year?

While Stephen Curry was shocked, Li Guanyu said another sentence that choked him to death: "However, even if I go bankrupt, I won't be down." Even if I return to the entertainment industry, I should be able to eat with my popularity. ”

As soon as Li Guanyu finished saying this, Stephen Curry turned around and slammed the wall twice, and sighed very emotionally: "It's also 88 years, why is the gap so big?" He became a billionaire within a year, and he also has a group of big star friends. What about me? He lost to me last year! ”

Seeing this, Li Guanyu didn't know how to comfort this rookie who was older than himself.

pinched his nose and was silent for a long time, and finally said a sincere comforting word: "Actually, you don't have to compare with me, I'm not a normal person!" ”

Although Li Guanyu said the truth, in Stephen Curry's ears, it was so zhuangbility - why are you not a normal person? Do you have one more nose or one more eye than me?

Seeing that Stephen's expression was even more aggrieved, Li Guanyu realized that he had said the wrong thing. But I don't know where to explain, do I want him to tell Stephen Curry: Actually, my slinger is 28cm, and it comes with a soul attack.

Can you say that? Say, can people believe it?

So, it's better to be silent.

After being silent for a while, Stephen Curry finally figured it out, turned his head, and said with a resolute face: "I must surpass you!" ”

"Forehead ......" Although Li Guanyu wanted to say, 'Don't think about surpassing me in your life without a 28cm slinging stick', but finally forcibly suppressed it and said: "Come on, I'm optimistic about you." ”

Li Guanyu was just moved by Stephen Curry's ambition, but the excitement on Stephen Curry's face suddenly turned into flattery, and said, "You give me a sponsorship contract with an annual salary of one million first!" ”

"............" Li Guanyu's expression was petrified for a while, and he threw Stephen Curry a contemptuous look, and said, "Didn't you just say that you wanted to surpass me?" ”

"Heh, I'm talking about surpassing you on the court. Off the pitch, I'm a nice man with a lot of feelings. Stephen Curry scratched his head and said.

"!" Li Guanyu broke out a neat Chinese national scolding, and then told him in English: "Okay, I'll give you a sponsorship contract with an annual salary of one million." ”

"Thank you boss!" Stephen Curry flattered, and then said cautiously: "Now that I'm your employee, let's play less every game in the future!" Otherwise, sitting on the bench will not play the role of advertising......"

After Li Guanyu heard this, the angry White Stephen Curry glanced at him and said, "You actually have the idea of killing two birds with one stone, okay, I appreciate your shamelessness." ”

"Giggles!" Stephen Curry scratched the back of his head and smiled beautifully, harmlessly.

He originally came to make soy sauce, but he didn't expect to get such a big benefit, how could he be unexpected.

"Okay, yes." Li Guanyu waved his hand and agreed to Stephen Curry's request. This season he was meant to hone his skills, and it wasn't a big loss for him to get his players on the pitch more.

"Thank you boss!"

"You can go, I need to sleep for a while." Li Guanyu waved his hand, ready to sleep again, trying to make up for the dream of surpassing Michael Jordan.

"Okay!" After hearing this, Stephen Curry hurriedly walked out, took two steps and stopped, and said his original intention of coming here: "By the way, that Vujacic of the Lakers is slandering you on TV." Say he's enough to blow you up right now! ”

"Uh...... Vujasic? Which one? Li Guanyu was very unfamiliar with this name, and he never remembered the person he had played.

"A bench player for the Lakers."

"Oh, let him be it! Xiao Yueben also said that China would be destroyed in three months. Li Guanyu raised his arm, not taking it seriously, and burrowed into the quilt to continue looking for the feeling of surpassing Jordan.

Seeing this, Stephen Curry didn't say anything more and quickly walked out of the room. He didn't expect to get such a huge benefit by reporting the news to the wind, and he had already decided to come and make noise about Li Guanyu every morning.

Meanwhile, TNT Sports is echoing Vujacic's words - "This summer, I spent all my time in the gym and I shot 200 three-pointers a day. I feel like I'm capable of proving something to someone, and I feel like I'm full of energy right now. I can completely trample Li Guanyu under my feet, yes, I am talking about I can trample Li Guanyu under my feet. He's going to be crushed as easily as a piece of shit. ”

After he finished speaking, the screen cut to the broadcast studio. Inside sat three old friends of Li Guanyu - Reggie Miller, Charles Barkley, and Kenny Smith.

"What did this shit just say? He said he was going to blow up Super-Lee? Reggie Miller teased in a tone of mockery that had never been seen before.

He said he practiced all summer this summer and practiced 200 three-pointers a day. He also said that he could now prove something to someone, and finally, he also said that he could trample Li Guanyu under his feet like shit. Kenny Smith repeated Vujasic's words.

"I don't mind this guy's arrogance at all, because there will always be a bunch of guys in this world who don't know the height of the sky and make some sensational remarks. What I care about is, who is that person? Will it be Sharapova? The tennis star who has been courting Li Guanyu, the Russian woman who ranks first in terms of female athlete income? "Charles Barkley was as 'pure' as ever.

"Has this guy forgotten the lesson of Mike Bibby? I'm really looking forward to how Li Guanyu will teach him a lesson in the evening. Luckily, TNT was able to broadcast this pre-season game live nationally for the first time, so I could get a closer look at how Vujacic was humiliated. Senior Fish Mi Reggie Miller looked excited, he never doubted Li Guanyu's abusive ability.

"Are you sure that Lee is now able to completely humiliate Vujasic? After all, he is a man who has been judged by doctors to be completely dead in his career, and in fact he was completely inferior in the last game, and his defense was almost airless. Kenny Smith cautiously raised his suspicions.

"But he still has two really nice dunks, doesn't he?" Reggie Miller was quick to retort: "Although his injury may have affected his physical condition a little bit, it is not a problem to teach Vujacic a fringe man. ”

"There is really no problem with abusing Vujasic, even pure skill can kill him. In addition, it is worth mentioning that Kobe Bryant was suspended for this game due to a thumb injury. That said, the guy could play 48 minutes. Gee, I can't wait to see it. Mr. God, please set the time to half past seven in the evening! ”

"Okay, viewers, thank you very much for watching this pre-game navigation. Tonight at 7:30 p.m., be sure to lock in TNT Sports, and we'll be with you to witness this gimmicky game. Kenny Smith saw that the show was about to end, so he hurriedly made a hasty ending!

At this time, Li Guanyu is still looking for a dream to surpass Michael Jordan in the warm quilt. After groping for a while, he really continued his previous dream, and successfully won seven consecutive championships to surpass Michael Jordan.

After the dream ended, Li Guanyu woke up leisurely. As soon as I woke up, my phone rang. Pick it up and take a look, the guy closest to Michael Jordan in the current service - Kobe Bryant.

As soon as this familiar name came out, he hurriedly pressed the answer button.

"Hey, man, where are you, why didn't you call me yesterday?"

"On the bed of the hotel, my first man in the league."

"Wow......" Kobe Bryant exclaimed very impure on the other end of the phone, and after a pause, an ambiguous voice came like a barrage: "Did you fight Bonnie for too long last night??" ”

When Li Guanyu heard this, he suddenly realized and said, "I said how did she know my mobile phone number, it turned out that you told her." Kobe, you're finished. Your Lakers are going to pay a heavy price for this, and I'm going to slaughter it! ”

As soon as Li Guanyu's half-threatening and half-serious words came out, Kobe Bryant's paranoid immediately responded seriously: "Hmph, you slaughter the Lakers by ten points tonight, and I will slaughter the Warriors by twenty points in the next game." ”

"Hmph, you really look like me in high school." Before they knew it, the two paranoid people were talking trash again over the phone.

"Cut, stinky little hairy boy, you were still nursing in your mother's arms when I was in the NBA." Kobe Bryant's trash talk is no slouch either.

"How long do I think you can be arrogant? Also, if I'm not mistaken, last season the Heat beat the defending champion Lakers, the league's first double-leader. ”

"That's not your job, you can't win me without Dwyan."

"It seems that in the regular season this season, I have to kill the Lakers four times!"

"We'll see!"

"Humph!"

The two had a tacit understanding and hung up the phone at the same time, and the paranoid world is so boring. Of course, having said that, although the two spend 80% of their time fighting, their relationship is no worse than that of those stars who appreciate each other. Because they are one kind, and they are much closer than others.

Regarding this, it can be seen from the fact that Li Guanyu was diagnosed with career reimbursement Kobe Bryant immediately sent an invitation to Li Guanyu. When Kobe Bryant sent an invitation to Li Guanyu, no one knew whether Li Guanyu could stand up, but Kobe Bryant trusted Li Guanyu so much. Because if it were him, he would definitely return to the court tenaciously, and this is common to the two paranoias.

After fighting with Kobe Bryant, Li Guanyu hurriedly got up, ate some nutritious meals, and followed the team to Staples Arena to warm up.

Boom!

Tonight, Li Guanyu's hand burst again, and Stephen Jackson and others, who were standing on the sidelines, had begun to mourn for Vujasic's next tragic fate.

"Hairspray man, guess how Lee will humiliate the Vujacic tonight." Stephen Jackson asked Bydrings beside him, pointing to Li Guanyu, who was constantly hitting from beyond the three-point line.

"I don't know, my imagination can't keep up with Lee's endless abusive ways. But I think I should be shaken at least three times, at least five times with a buk^, and at least two times! Biedrins gave a more general answer, and since watching Li Guanyu perform a windmill dunk inside the free throw line in the training gym last month, he has been completely convinced of Li Guanyu. At the same time, he thinks that the battle for the leadership of the Warriors is out of contention, and yes, he thinks Montaelis is not competitive.

In fact, no one on the Warriors shares this idea, except for Monta Ellis, who thinks he can sit in the leadership position. There are two reasons, one is that Li Guanyu's strength is really strong (although everyone's impression is that Li Guanyu is at the peak of his body). Second: Li Guanyu can pass more than Montaellis, and no one likes a leader who works alone.

"So what kind of stats are you going to score tonight?" Stephen Jackson continued.

"20 assists should be inevitable, and after watching the highlights, I realized that assists can be so easy. Score, it depends on his **. It should not be a problem to have 20 assists + 15 points + 8 rebounds! Biedrins speculated.

"I think as long as you interior players cooperate a little, he can win 20+20+20 super big three yuan." Stephen Jackson said.

“20+20+20？” Biedrins was dumbfounded when he heard this data, which he had never dreamed of.

"Well, this stat is strong enough, isn't it?"

"Tough!"

"Then cooperate well and let Lee go for the rebounds. Anyway, it's the preseason, and Kobe Bryant won't play in this game, so it's better to complete Lee a peerless big three. Stephen Jackson came up with the idea of brushing data for red fruits.

"Okay, totally agree, maybe Lee will be happy. Just teach us a few more tricks to bubble female stars. As soon as Biedrins heard this suggestion, he immediately agreed.

"Well, it's all for the female star!" With a wave of his arm, Stephen Jackson summoned a group of hooligans beside him and began to plan...... In this regard, Li Guanyu on the side felt that something was wrong. But there was no suspicion, after all, these bandits often gathered around to plot all the shady things.

………………&&&……………… At half past seven o'clock in the United States Western time, the preseason game finally began in anticipation. At the beginning, the Zen master really put Vujacic into the starting lineup, and I think about it, Vujacic did a lot to please the Zen master tonight.

Anthony Randolph, Stephen Jackson, Andris Biedrins, Monta Ellis, Li Guanyu - these are the Warriors' starting five. The Lakers, on the other hand, switched to an unconventional lineup - Vujacic, Shannon Brown, Lamar Odom, Pau Gasol, Andrew Bynum.

The starting guards have all been replaced with new faces, what kind of medicine is sold in Phil Jackson's gourd?

In addition, it is worth mentioning that Sharapova actually arrived in this game, and she came with two comrades-in-arms yesterday afternoon. Judging from the happy state of the three of them, the three of them have entered the state of a big family in advance.

Before jumping the ball, when greeting each other. Vujacic once again announced his challenge declaration to Li Guanyu in person: "Lee, tonight I will let you know what basketball is. I'm going to blow you up, I'm going to make Sharapova regret it, regretting that I chose you instead of me in the first place! ”

"Who are you?" Li Guanyu frowned and asked very puzzled. He really doesn't have much of an impression of Vujasic, even if he brushed him like a monkey last year.

For Li Guanyu's indifference, Wu Jacic gritted his teeth, and after forcibly suppressing his anger, he said coldly: "Wu Jasic! ”

"Oh!" Li Guanyu nodded, then turned his head to Stephen Jackson and asked, "Who is Vujasic?" ”

Stephen Jackson couldn't help giggling when he heard Li Guanyu ask, and then said angrily: "A little deflated three!" ”

In an instant, Vujasic was furious and almost wanted to go berserk. If the anger can be materialized, it is estimated that most of the United States will be enveloped in raging fire.

(To be continued)