"Hey, it doesn't matter who he is stealing the peach, even if he is the son of the Jade Emperor, it has nothing to do with us, the only pity is that he can't eat the peach this year. Chu Ling said.

The barefoot immortal sighed again and again, touched his bare head, and looked lost: "Unlucky, the city gate was on fire, and the pond fish were affected, and the peach was stolen, which caused labor and management to lose their mouth." ”

Chu Ling frowned, big brother, your hand was still buckling your feet just now, and now you are touching your head again, aren't you afraid that your scalp will get athlete's foot?

There is an ancient joke about a man who went to a pink light shop on the side of the road to spend, and when he was done, because the lady charged too much, in a fit of rage, he kicked her sister barefoot and left, losing hundreds of dollars.

After a few days, the man's toes were covered with strange little bumps, which were painful, itchy, and smelly, so he hurried to the doctor.

After the doctor's diagnosis, it was judged to be xing disease, and the man felt very strange: "Why do you still get xing disease on your toes?"

The doctor said disdainfully: "What's strange about that, I also received a young lady yesterday, and she still has athlete's foot!"

Presumably Daxian hadn't heard this joke, otherwise he wouldn't dare to touch his head with his hands that buckled his feet, in case he got scalp anger, wouldn't he have to go to the Big Iron Stick Hospital to find Director Tong?

"After talking for so long, I forgot that I still have business on me. The barefoot fairy patted his head and remembered the long-forgotten business.

"You idle cloud wild crane, where is there anything serious to do?" Chu Ling was a little unconvinced.

"Look at the people who look at me, but I'm a great immortal, can I still be idle? This is not the end of the plague in the world, I happen to be in charge of the world's poverty and calamity, and I want to inspect the world at the behest of the Jade Emperor! By the way, I came here today to ask you about the current situation in the world. "Great Immortal Dao.

"The plague has long been over, and now it is peaceful, you can go, bring more gold, the price of gold in the world has risen very much, this thing is hard currency below, it is very valuable, what else do you want to know?" Chu Ling said.

The barefoot immortal glanced at him vaguely, with a sly smile in his eyes: "Do you want me to make it clear, brother, don't you know very well?"

"How are you taking a bite? Do you want to eat peaches in the nether world? The peaches in the world are just empty and have their names, just a species of ordinary peaches, take a tall name, in fact, it is not the same as the peach in the heavenly court, I don't know if there is a longevity effect after eating, and I will definitely have diarrhea if I eat too much. Chu Ling said.

The skin of the peach is full of fluff, which can easily cause gastrointestinal discomfort.

Even if the skin of the peach is removed, or even the skin is peeled and eaten, the peach has the effect of moisturizing the intestines, and if you eat too much, you will have diarrhea.

The barefoot immortal stretched out his casserole-sized fist and punched him in the shoulder: "I hate it!

Chu Ling almost vomited blood, who knew that your brother was actually so good!

Moreover, the river where Chuling is located is located in the south, and there are not many places to bathe, unlike northern cities, which have such a strong bathing cultural atmosphere.

When he was young, Chu Ling also went to a big city in the north and lived for two or three years, where not only in winter, but even in summer, many people like to go to the bathhouse to soak.

A high-end bathhouse, often called a so-and-so bath* center, is actually a place that provides a place to rest in addition to bathing.

Generally speaking, when you enter the gate, you will be greeted by a doorman, who will give you a pair of slippers to change, and then hand you a hand card to wear on your hand.

Then, the guests pulled on their slippers and went to the dressing room on the first floor.

The number of the hand corresponds to the locker, tuo the clothes, put them in the cupboard, then rinse them and go back to the locker room to change into disposable bathrobes.

At this time, if you are a serious person, you generally put on your clothes and leave.

If you have the same hobby as Qiao Shan, you must change into a disposable bathrobe of ten or twenty yuan.

Then, follow the guidance of the janitor in the locker room and go to the second floor.

Walking up to the second floor, you'll find a new world, with dozens of sofa beds and a large screen in front of you playing loud music.

There were dim lights everywhere, and I couldn't see people's faces clearly, and I could only see many fashionably dressed female ji* masters, shuttling between the sofa beds.

Chu Ling didn't know about the rest of the matter, he was lying on the sofa bed, and seven or eight female * teachers came to tease him, hinting at some energetic programs.

However, he was indifferent, not because he was ignorant, but because he was at that age, he was shy in his pocket, he didn't have a hundred yuan, he took a bath for twenty yuan, changed to a disposable bathrobe for ten yuan, and the rest of the money couldn't even afford a pedicure service, let alone go up to the third floor.

At that time, the third floor was a throbbing and mysterious place for him.

If he hadn't been too poor, he would have gone up a long time ago! There are a few young ladies, who are called good-looking, young and moving, and the means of flirting are also very good.

Can this be blamed on Qiao Shan, the father of great health care? It's not that these women's methods are too superb!

Poverty, so that Chu Ling maintained his innocence.

"I can't imagine it, Daxian, you are actually this kind of person! I estimate that many large baths in the north are open, but if you wear a mask, you can't see who is beautiful, and besides, you don't know that the plague is so serious this year, and you haven't given up the anti-pornography action? Be careful that you have become the target of the attack!"

The implication of Chu Ling's words is naturally to say, you are too uninteresting, you actually want to go alone secretly, without bringing your brothers! Eat alone, in case you are caught, I don't have 5,000 yuan to ransom you.

"I'm that kind of person, why do you think so much about your brother and me! I just want to rub my back and get a pedicure, don't you say it, the pedicure there, the technique is very good, not to mention how comfortable it is! Every time I finish my pedicure, I feel like I've cleaned up at least two catties of dead skin!"

"I don't know how many pedicure masters will die if you get a pedicure once?" Chu Ling said.

"Hahahaha, your idea is very wrong, being able to give me a pedicure is a blessing from their eight lifetimes of cultivation, I told you a long time ago, my skills are all on this pair of feet, those pedicure masters who smell this smell, everyone can live to be 100 years old, of course, being hit by a car by accident doesn't count......!

"Stop, stop, stop, I'm about to throw up. Since these stinky feet are so powerful, why don't you lick them yourself twice a day, isn't the immortal power increasing rapidly?" Chu Ling asked rhetorically.

The barefoot fairy patted his thigh and said, "You know a fart, the tongue is my flesh, isn't the foot my flesh? As long as it is on me, the fairy power already belongs to me, why do I have to lick it? What's more, the smell of my feet is emitted for the benefit of others, your realm, not enough, not enough!"