One hundred and forty-nine, one hundred thousand whys for poodles
Wang Lei opened the live broadcast, and the audience discussed the new video of the person in the dream, and at the same time complained that the title "The First Handsome in the National Uniform" was too shameless, how there was no discipline and so on.
Wang Lei invited Wu Jingru's number "Jing Yijing", and then began to line up people, seeing the miserable pit last night, and the late Jun who pit a new world, the audience complained one after another, and it was probably divided into two factions.
A row of objections, it's too pit, not to mention that it lowers the level, it's not good-looking.
A row agrees, because the later Jun is very funny, and he has a lot of hard work in making videos, and he should bring a belt, especially led by falling flowers and listening to the rain.
If there is a disagreement between the two factions, no, there are many disagreements, so they will fight, and no, they will fight.
In short, the barrage is flying all over the sky, Wang Lei can't control it at all, he simply ignores them, even the house management is in trouble, and he is looking forward to who will take care of it, in short, as long as the flowers fall and listen to the rain, don't ban people, Wang Lei is too lazy to care.
After a while, there was a queue of people, and the trumpet that Wang Lei borrowed was a trumpet with the ID of "Lead Hua Death".
When borrowing the number from others, Wang Lei looked at the name, and felt that he was an upright person, "washing all the lead is true", how to look at the owner of this ID is a serious person who has experienced vicissitudes, read poetry and books, and has an elegant taste for life.
As a result, after the account password was sent, the goods came with a sentence: "Does Meng Ye want seeds?" Cheap"
Wang Lei was suddenly dumbfounded, it was really the world is declining, people's hearts are not ancient, and it looks like a dog-like ID, actually doing such a dirty transaction! Wang Lei was furious in his heart, how could there be such a shameless person in the world! So I bought 10Q coins.
Overall, it's a trumpet with a lot of stories. Ahem, let's get down to business.
Wang Lei was on the third floor, and Wu Jingru was on the fifth floor, so Wang Lei typed.
Lead Hua died: the fifth and third floors, bring a girlfriend, give a place
"What do you say?" Wu Jingru looked at Wang Lei coldly.
Wang Lei turned off the wheat. explained: "I'm asking for a position, don't say that, people won't give it." ”
Wu Jingru glanced at Wang Lei suspiciously. But this trick really worked, and the first floor was immediately typed.
Who can pick the broken flowers and willows: Okay, keep it for you
Wang Lei looked at the ID and typed and asked.
Lead Hua died: Your daughter on the first floor
Who can pick the broken flowers and willows: your uncle, Lao Tzu pure masters!
Wang Lei replied with an embarrassed "oh".
But no matter how you look at it, this ID is not a woman, and the soul is faint! It's still a pure man, and there is a pure man who will use this kind of ID! But if you think about it carefully, even if you are a man, you may be spoiled. Chrysanthemum remnants just thought about Wang Lei, and felt a chill, and hurriedly blocked his brain.
After the two sides moved, Wang Lei thought about it and took down a robot assistance, with teleportation and flashing. And Xiaomi seems to have a soft spot for the heroic and righteous Picheng policewoman, and from last night to today, she has been using this hero. Maybe it's because the sense of justice in the two is connected, and then there is a feeling of sympathy.
Not for a while. Both sides have chosen their heroes and entered the reading screen.
Wang Lei: They are on the purple side.
The road on the house is a crocodile, and the teleportation of the belt flashes. In the middle lane is the Enchantress, with the ignition and flash, the jungle monkey, and the punishment and flash. The lower road is Wang Lei's robot teleportation plus flashing plus Wu Jingru's Picheng policewoman, healing plus flashing.
On the opposite side is Raven, teleportation plus flash. But the Lord of the Shadow Stream, ignite and flash. Fight the wild poodle Rengar, punishment plus flash. The lower lane is assisted by the Children of the Stars. Weakness plus flash, plus ADC Holy Lance Ranger, healing plus flash.
After a while, the game began.
The audience asked a lot of questions, and the most asked question was why Meng Ye didn't take the carry position, so that even Jun Zaicai would win in the later stage, but he would take an assistant.
Wang Lei smiled and replied: "My purpose is not to win the game, my purpose is to protect the late Jun." "The audience was full of black lines.
After a while, the game began, and the two sides rushed online, Wang Lei went out and bought a fake eye, and rushed to the opposite side of the red bush to insert a jewelry eye as soon as possible, and then inserted the bought fake eye into the stone man, and retreated to the river.
After waiting in the river for a long time, he saw the poodle on the opposite side passing by the grass on the opposite side of the red buff, and Wang Lei knew that the stone man on the opposite side was going to open.
"In the later stage, you go to replenish the troops first." Wang Lei said a word to Wu Jingru, and then waited quietly, in front of the audience, Wang Lei was called Wu Jingru Later Jun
Speaking of the hero of Rengar, it is very connotative and has multiple definitions.
Those who play well are called lions, and those who beat vegetables are called dogs, so people give them the nickname "poodle".
Whether to be a lion or a dog depends on one's own development, so the poodle starts with a stone man, which can make the brush more rapid and advance its own development. Seize the opportunity and become a grassland lion that everyone fears and pounces on when he sees crispy skin!
Saying that the stone man has come out of the ground, the first time a yellow thunderbolt on the stone man's head, the stone man's blood volume instantly dropped a lot, with the help of the Holy Lance Ranger and the Children of the Stars, the poodle happily brushed his stone man, the time was just two minutes, seeing that the stone man was about to fall, the Holy Lance Ranger and the Children of the Stars had begun to retreat, so as not to divide the experience. The poodle smiled with satisfaction, and the growth of the prairie lion is about to begin!
Suddenly, the stone man is gone!
Well? The lion was stunned for a moment, is it dead? This corpse disappeared too suddenly, why didn't it be upgraded, and it didn't give money, Wocao! It's a bug.,Or now the stone people are so worthless.,No matter how worthless it is, look at it and give one or two pieces! Otherwise, I'll make a yarn.
After a while, a big stone man with remnants of blood ran back again! And it is still recovering blood, and the poodle without punishment can only watch the stone man return to full blood. In his heart, 10,000 grass and mud horses galloped by, what is the situation! What's the situation at this time, it's a dead life, this stone man has become a sperm, how to fight this, how to play this!
At this time, the two of them came back again. Xing Ma typed: Robot
The poodle suddenly understood, it was the robot who hooked the stone man just now, but it was dark behind the wall, and it was difficult to guess the location of the robot at all. The back was suddenly illuminated, and there was no robot, so it should be gone.
In desperation, the two of them had to go back to work again to help the poodle fight back the bloody stone man, after all, if you don't help, the first-class poodle without punishment can go home after beating the stone man, and then their own jungler will be wasted.
After a few hits, a robot suddenly burst out of the darkness behind the wall, hooked the stone man away, and immediately ran away. The coquettish pace, the charming back, caused 10,000 real damage to the poodle's young heart
The poodle's teeth are crushed, and there is a kind of you don't run! There's a kind of heads-up back! But the robot didn't pay any attention to it, and soon disappeared into the dark fog of war.
The stone man, who had finally been beaten half bloodied, ran back again, and when he ran back to his pit, he was full again
The time had come to two minutes and thirty seconds, and the line of troops had already arrived. The Holy Lancer Ranger and the Son of the Stars glanced at the poodle with a sad look on their faces, and said: Brother. We can only help you get here, now the jungler has collapsed, if you don't go online, the next road will also collapse, and the policewoman on the opposite side has already been happily replenishing the troops online.
So the Holy Lancer Ranger and the Children of the Stars were gone.
Looking at the stone man who was full of blood for the second time, the poodle felt the malice from this world. It feels like the sky is dark in the summoner's canyon, the water is stinky, and it feels like life is meaningless
Silently beating the stone man, the poodle thought to himself, I will concentrate on brushing the wild first. Then make a fortune, and then pretend to be a god, and when Lao Tzu gets up, he will definitely kill this machine ten times, no! Eleven times! to vent the hatred in my heart.
Just as the poodle and the stone man were going back and forth and entering the climax, a robot came around from the right side of its red buff and swaggered directly in front of the poodle.
The dumb face seemed to laugh in the eyes of the poodle and said: "There is a kind of coming to beat me!"
The poodle suddenly felt a wave of heat from the soles of his feet to Tianling Gai'er, and he was furious! You still dare to appear in front of me, it's kind of don't leave after school! No, don't go now!
The poodle didn't even care about the stone man, and killed the robot directly, but the robot immediately pulled out his legs and left, as if to say: I just don't have a seed, what can you do!
The poodle was stunned, how could there be such a shameless robot in this world!
The poodle was completely carried away by the rage, and chased the robot all the way to the outside of his red buff grass, but both of them were level 1, and the poodle didn't learn e skills, so of course he couldn't catch up.
However, looking at the robot that fled in a hurry and disappeared from view, the poodle was comforted in his heart, at least in terms of momentum, he was victorious!
But when I looked back and saw the stone man who was full of blood for the third time and squatted quietly in his nest, the lion suddenly wanted to cry The sky is vast and the sky is vast, why is it so difficult to fight a wilderness!
The time had come a little more than three minutes, and he had only hit a small stone man! The poodle felt that the game could not be played, but when he saw that his second punishment had been ready, a spark of hope suddenly ignited in his heart.
But this is already the second punishment, and time is urgent!
With the punishment, the stone man is very fast, and half of the blood has been knocked out in a short time, and the poodle was moved to tears, these days, it is not easy to hit a stone man! I feel like I was chasing my girlfriend back then, and I was not so sad when I sang love songs under the girls' dormitory for three days and was dragged into a psychiatric hospital at night!
However, looking at the stone man with bottomed out blood volume, the great work is about to be completed, and his family is about to take the first step to become a grassland lion!
Suddenly, an iron claw once again grabbed the stone man who was less than half of his blood through the wall! The back of the robot that went and returned disappeared into the darkness again.
Watching the fart run back to the nest, the fourth time back to the bloody stone man, the poodle silently ordered to go back to the city
Why is there such a difficult game! Why are there such hard stone people to beat! Why is there such a difficult field! Why is there such a cheap robot
The poodle's head is like a "100,000 Whys", full of naked and naked torture about this cruel world, and then silently walked to the upper road, the lower wild area is not to beat Lao Tzu, go to the top to fight the general line, the soul is faint!
ps: The small chapter is not easy to divide, and the big chapter will be issued in the future, this is a two-in-one chapter, and the group 341465889 (to be continued.) )