Chapter 41: Very stupid and naïve
The battle situation between Liu Zhulang and Yang Feng was in Zhang Qingyang's calculations, moving in the direction that Zhang Qingyang did not want to see.
The battle process between the two people is not complicated, to put it simply, Yang Feng worked hard at the beginning, and a bunch of fanatics who accelerated their speed broke out. However, these fanatics were dragged down by the small team or two of speed-up dogs that Liu Zhulang made at the beginning. When Liu Zhulang opened the double mine, there were not many bunkers and lurkers, but the location of the bunkers and lurking was very ingenious, and although Liu Zhulang did not have many troops to disturb Yang Feng, the timing and location were very good. By the time Liu Zhulang's three mines were completed, Yang Feng already had a very powerful mixed army, but Liu Zhulang did not hesitate to build a bunker in front of the three mines like a lewd stream of cattle and a cow, and Yang Feng also found the shadow of a scorpion.
This is how the on-site narrator Moon narrates the battle process of the two people in a decent manner.
Lulu, who already thinks Moon is an idiot, is very disdainful.,Lulu said that this kind of explanation is too idiotic and too unlevel.,I hate this kind of non-technical content the most.。
At this time, Gao Ming, who was watching Liu Zhulang's game with relish, remembered that Lulu was also a very popular commentator, and when he heard Lulu's words, Gao Ming said: "Then if you come to explain, how do you say it." ”
Lulu said, it's not easy, I'll just tell you about it. Now the mop flow used by our precious apprentice seems to occupy the pit and not, and this Yang Feng, who only knows how to talk about the thugs, is like a master who has a bad stomach and wants to go to the toilet. He ran into the toilet and shouted, "I'm going to squat in the pit, I'm going to squat in the pit." But my precious apprentice said, "You are obviously from the opposite building, and you still have to squat at me if you don't squat in your own pit, no way." Of course Yang Feng was not happy when he heard this, no matter what my apprentice said, he wanted to find a place to squat directly. But my apprentice already knew what shit he wanted to pull when he saw how his ass was swinging, so my apprentice sang the first shit of 2008, a little later than ever... On the other hand, he made a puddle of toilets on each toilet.
Gao Ming said: "Like in the crazy stone? ”
Lulu said, you're pretty smart, that's basically it. Next, of course Yang Feng didn't do it, he couldn't pull it if the pit was dirty, so he wanted to wipe the pit clean with the paper on the side of the pit, but he didn't expect that my apprentice had already stained the paper a little bit this time. Of course, it's okay to use this dirty tissue to wipe the pits, but it's not good to use it to wipe your butt when it's done.
Gao Ming said, uh, it's not bad to use this to describe the one or two lurking in Liu Zhulang.
Lulu said, of course, you can also understand that one or two of his well-positioned lurkers are one or two flies that have broken a bunch of good.
Fang Shaoyun said, lulu, can you not always use or something to describe it, disgusting, besides, in fact, many men are very beastly, what is it if you stain a little bit of paper. You see, if Yang Feng was a little more beastly, a wave of troops rushed in a few minutes ago, regardless of life or death, maybe he would have won.
Lulu said Of course, he obviously can't compare with the people of your previous seven houses, who doesn't know that your seven houses of livestock have no paper and no newspapers, and they can still come out with a water ticket when they have no paper.
Fang Shaoyun and Gao Ming said, Damn, you girls dormitory also know about this kind of thing?
Lulu said, what do you think, I don't need to say more about the next battle, by the time Yang Feng found some clean newspapers to prepare, my apprentice had already opened all the walls of the pit, so when he opened the door, my apprentice always squatted on the pit, and then told him, sorry, there is no place. So Yang Feng has only two next choices, either to suffocate to death, or to pull wild. But in this case, the chance of him pulling wild in front of so many people is equal to zero, so I guess he will suffocate to death.
After hearing Lulu's speech, Gao Ming's admiration fell to the ground, and he understood that Lulu was of course definitely not in vain, if it weren't for Lulu's misstep and hatred for thousands of years and Fang Shaoyun's inappropriate relationship with children, Lulu today still doesn't know what it looks like.
Not long after Lulu's words were finished, Liu Zhulang's portal came out.
In fact, the portal of the Zerg is similar to any door of the robot cat Dora Amon, and it is said that a very boring portal once did such a survey, and this survey is to let everyone vote for the most popular thing among all the props of the robot cat. As a result, in that messy pile, Anygate won by an overwhelming margin. Think about it, no matter where you want to go is the vault or the room you like mm, as long as you push it open, and you can also choose the time when there is a lot of money in the bank or in the middle of the night when mm has fallen asleep, where you want to go, the door that pushes open the door is really strong, but on the other hand, there are so many people who want to be psychologically obscene and dirty. Of course, the Zerg portal can only transfer troops between bases, but it is enough for Zerg players.
Yang Feng soon found that he had really reached a situation where there was no pit to squat.
No matter where your troops go, you'll always be greeted by a combination of scorpions and a whole bunch of miscellaneous Zerg mixed troops.
At first, his mixed troops could still take advantage of a certain amount, but after Liu Zhulang's economy took shape, Liu Zhulang's bunker formed a sea of obscenity. Many people thought that this was deliberately used by Liu Zhulang to humiliate Yang Feng, but Fang Shaoyun and Lulu knew that this was because Liu Zhulang's level of work was still too poor after all, and they couldn't control it after there were more teams. It's also a good idea to build bunkers that don't need to be built with endless money.
What Liu Zhulang did next was just to keep occupying the pit, keep building bunkers, and then start to keep moving his troops to Yang Feng's base.
A In the past, of course, it was a very high realm, Yang Feng once thought that the person who could kill himself must be a heroic man of the level of Nalan Rongrong, but now Yang Feng found that he was wrong, very wrong. So when he played GG, Yang Feng could only breathe out helplessly and said, "I'm really stupid and naïve." ”
"Where did you find this apprentice? Gao Ming was very jealous of the other party Shaoyun said.
Although Fang Shaoyun was extremely proud in his heart, he still pretended to be quiet and said: "That is, I just found such a one." ”
Lulu also said in a timely manner: "Yes, speaking of which, someone else forced it into my husband, and we didn't want to accept it." ”
Gao Ming said: "I'm sorry, if you don't want to accept it, push it to me, I won't refuse to come." ”
Fang Shaoyun said: "It's easy to say, it's easy to say, I'll push it to you if I have it in the future." ”
Seeing Fang Shaoyun's promise, Gao Ming really believed it, and at this time, the third duel between Liu Zhulang and the DP player had already begun.
"Holy!" Just glanced at the projection on the big screen, Gao Ming couldn't help but scream.
"See?" He was afraid that Fang Shaoyun and Lulu hadn't paid attention yet, so he pointed to the big screen projection and said to Shaoyun and Lulu.
Fang Shaoyun and Lulu said: "See, what? ”
"6D." Gao Ming said: "You see that guy in DP is using 6D." ”
Fang Shaoyun and Lulu said, "What's wrong with 6D? ”
Gao Ming said, isn't using 6d in front of your department the same reason as playing a big knife in front of Guan Gong, saying that Lao Tzu is rich in front of Bill Gates, selling brain gold in front of Shi Yuzhu, and playing tricks in front of Lulu? He must have killed himself now.
Fang Shaoyun and Lulu's expressions were a little strange: "That's not necessarily. The bald coach still has two hits, didn't you see the guy he pulled the dp just now talking for a long time next to him? ”
Gao Ming said: "You are too modest, if you use 6d on your apprentice is not looking for death, then who is using it to find death." ”
Fang Shaoyun still said: "What if his opponent doesn't die." ”
Gao Ming said: "Then I will shout three times in the stands that I am a pig!" But if I win, you'll have to treat me to a good meal. ”
Lulu and Fang Shaoyun glanced at each other, and nodded with even more strange expressions: "No problem." ”
"Haha" Gao Ming felt that he had definitely won, because whether it was Gou Xiaoyun or Fang Shaoyun, the ability to control dogs was invincible in the world, as long as he learned a little bit of fur, it was already very easy to deal with 6D at this level. Gao Ming thought that the expressions on Lulu and Fang Shaoyun's faces were a little strange, and it was also because someone dared to use tactics like 6D in front of Liu Zhulang. Gao Ming never thought that although Liu Zhulang was indeed Fang Shaoyun's founding disciple, Fang Shaoyun had not seriously taught him any kung fu.
"This bald coach really has two more hits."
"Gao Ming, a 2B youth, has a good show to watch now."
This is what Fang Shaoyun and Lulu really thought in their hearts at this time.
(To be continued)