At 19:30 EST, after a series of home events, the game began with the referee's whistle. Today's starting lineup for Miami is – point guard Dwyane Wade, shooting guard Dorrell Wright, small forward Sean Marion, power forward Michael Beasley, center Joel Anthony. In fact, it is just to replace Li Guanyu in yesterday's winning lineup with Dwyane Wade. And the Lakers posed as always - Derrick Fisher, Kobe Bryant, Trevor Ariza, Lamar Odom, Pau Gasol.

Li Guanyu sat on the bench again, but this time he did not put on his white towel, but turned around and chatted with Miley Sellers and Haydn Panettire in the back row.

"Hey, Lee, I heard that you were secretly filmed in China with a female celebrity, right?" Miley Sellers asked very gossipily like a curious baby.

"Uh......" Li Guanyu made a tangled gesture, and after a few strange laughs, Miley Sellers understood that he would not ask any more questions.

At this time, teammates such as Marcus Banks and others were embarrassed to join the chat, but they all pointed their ears and listened. At the same time, I was envious and jealous of Li Guanyu in my heart - how could this guy be able to mix with so many big stars? Isn't it just a little more handsome than me?

For these envy, jealousy and hatred, Li Guanyu chose to ignore them.

After being silent for a while, Miley Sellers suddenly pointed at Pau Gasol, who was shooting on the field, and asked, "Lee, do you think that tall man is a sissy?" ”

"Hehe, he is known on some Chinese websites as the sister-in-law of the cannon family. Sister-in-law means daughter-in-law. Many netizens regard him as Kobe Bryant's wife? Li Guanyu explained in a low voice.

As soon as this passage came out, the two women were immediately startled, and Haydn Panettie said with a confused face: "Is he really the same as the No. 24 player?" ”

"I don't know very well, it should be purely a netizen's kuso!" Li Guanyu grabbed his hair, he really didn't ask Kobe Bryant if he had any bl love with Pau Gasol, even when he spewed trash talk, he didn't mention it, after all, he is not a rotten girl.

"Then you'll put one on his head later, okay?" Miley Sellers continued to ask, she had never thought about how difficult it was to dunk on the head of a six-foot-three guy and a seven-foot-one, she only knew that Li Guanyu was omnipotent in basketball.

"Uh......" Before Li Guanyu finished answering, Marcus Banks next to him had already laughed, and then said coldly and sarcastically: "This guy wants to dunk on Pau Gasol's head?" Let's go in the next life! ”

Hearing Marcus Banks say this, Li Guanyu was immediately annoyed - even if I may not have a high surname, I don't need to be so cynical, right?

And without waiting for Li Guanyu to speak, the outspoken Miley Sellers breathed a sigh of relief.

"Sir, are you making this inexplicably sour voice to attract the attention of our two big stars? Then I tell you, you have succeeded in attracting the contemptuous eyes of both of us. I hate you the most like you for being weird with your teammates......"

Miley Sellers said like an arrow with a cold arrow, and the arrow pierced Marcus Banks' heart - in fact, he really wanted to participate in the conversation between the two big beauties and big stars. was slapped in the face by such a ** naked, and for a while, Marcus Banks was embarrassed, so he could only bury his head and carefully count the veins on his fingers.

Seeing this, Li Guanyu was very happy in his heart - someone could finally cure him.

After teaching Marcus Banks a lesson, Miley Sellers continued the previous topic: "Lee, you must detain him later!" Imagine how violent a man would be! ”

"Uh... Well, if I can buckle it, I will definitely buckle it, okay? "Li Guanyu can be regarded as serving this 'layman' aunt and grandmother. I muttered in my heart - this is the legendary layman guiding the insider, right?

"Okay, when the time comes, tell me before you deduct it, I'll take pictures." Miley Sellers made a more naïve request.

Li Guanyu was suddenly stimulated and looked up at the ceiling at a forty-five degree angle and was silent—is she thinking of me as a superman? Play as much as you want?

Seeing that Li Guanyu was silent, basketball idiot Miley Sellers thought that Li Guanyu had agreed, and hurriedly clapped his hands to cheer for Li Guanyu - Lee, you are the best, you are the first person in today's basketball world.

Miley Sellers' excited cheering voice attracted a group of eyes for Li Guanyu, and almost all Lakers fans who heard this, including the Miami player staff, thought that Li Guanyu was crazy - he was the first person in basketball? So what is Kobe Bryant? What is Dwyane Wade?

In order to stop Miley Sellers from creating an 'impossible mission' again, Li Guanyu quickly changed the topic and asked, "Are there any good movies to watch recently?" ”

"Good movie? ………………”

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Finally, the topic moved from basketball to movies, although Li Guanyu didn't know much about movies, but after all, it was better than being instructed by a basketball layman to do all kinds of 'impossible tasks'.

Miami, meanwhile, were on the back of the defending runners-up. While Dwyane Wade was brilliant, the rest of the players were completely unplayed. It's not to blame the players for not working hard, except that Dwyann has been a little wrong in his selection of passes, and he can't always find the best player for the attack. After watching his teammates strike iron repeatedly, he lost patience and took over the game with his own hands. Then one man played five, and the Heat were losing one after another.

In addition, Selena Gomez on the other end also whispered in Taylor Swift's ear: "Taylor, you really can't let Lee be with that bitch in Miley, her favorite thing to do is to seduce men, don't look at her so small and ugly, but she has silver in her bones!" ”

"Uh......" Taylor Swift said vaguely, a little worried in her heart, after all, she didn't use any righteous and bright means to hook Li Guanyu into her hands, and when the time comes, it will be ridiculous and generous to be snatched away by Miley Sellers in the same way.

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Three thousand more words later..................

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