"Super-Lee, no one beats! Crzay-Lee, invincible! Wow, owner of flower armor, wow, elegant violence............"

While Taylor Swift sang praises for Li Guanyu, Li Guanyu slammed his chest and shouted, "Guys, do you know how to win?" That's it, take a dagger and stab them in the heart! ”

After hearing this, the players of the Western Army looked at each other, they didn't know why Li Guanyu was suddenly so 'irritable' - this was just an All-Star Game, wasn't it?

The players of the Eastern team nodded their heads again and again - and this is indeed one of the best ways to win.

"You've me off, and you have to pay for it." Kobe Bryant turned around and 'warned' Li Guanyu, obviously he was not very satisfied with Li Guanyu's performance now.

"Pay the price?" Li Guanyu shrugged his shoulders after hearing this, and disagreed: "Then come on!" ”

..................&&&.................." Super-Lee, a clean-cut breakthrough passer, is Kobe Bryant in the background. Oh, poor Kobe Bryant can't even control his own body. Kenny Smith said excitedly, as a low-profile Kohei, seeing Kobe Bryant deflated is definitely something worth dancing.

"Why didn't Lee just play around with Kobe Bryant? I believe that with his skills, even shaking Kobe Bryant down is not a difficult task. Reggie Miller said with some dissatisfaction, in his opinion, the pass that did not shake Kobe Bryant down was a 'fly in the ointment'.

"Lee's dunk is beautiful, but I regret that Kim Kardashian didn't stand up to cheer for Lee, and neither did Paris Hilton, did she have an accident when she wasn't there?" Charles Barkley said with some embarrassment.

………………&&&……………… Chris Paul dribbled the basketball across the half court and passed it directly to Kobe Bryant without making any stops. Kobe Bryant took the basketball and immediately hooked his finger to Li Guanyu: "Come on, Lee, I'll let you know what it means to be a ......."

Before the words fell, a black shadow flew by.

Syllable!

The basketball in Kobe's hand was knocked out, and when Kobe Bryant turned around, he found Li Guanyu galloping past like the wind from his side. Lying at Bryant's feet at this time was Devin Harris.

Rumble! Facing the unguarded basket, Li Guanyu showed an unscrupulous two-handed dunk.

While the fans cheered for the violent dunk, the four screens above the arena were playing the scene just now - when Kobe Bryant hooked his hand to Li Guanyu to 'pretend to be forced', Devin Harris on the other side quickly rushed over with a cat on the waist, and at the same time, Li Guanyu got up at the same time...... "I said, don't play tricks next time, okay?" It's really not for you. Li Guanyu expressed regret for Kobe Bryant, who was stealed.

Kobe Bryant's face was full of iron after hearing this, and two hearty English words rolled out of his throat straight - shut-up!

"Huh!" Li Guanyu sneered and said no more.

To put it mildly, Kobe Bryant was cut off twice for playing tricks - 'die before he got out of school', and in a vulgar way of saying - 'pretending to be x and pretending to be stupid x'.

When Devin Harris dribbled the basketball over, Kobe Bryant took the initiative to run for the ball. After receiving the ball, this time he didn't play fancy crotch again, nor did he play finger hooking again. Instead, he forced his way through the inside line with his head down...... Burst!

When Kobe Bryant's arm hit Li Guanyu's chest, Li Guanyu fell in response.

Drip! When the whistle blew, the referee signaled Kobe Bryant to hit someone with the ball, and the ball was exchanged.

"Hey, sir, this ball should be a defensive foul, isn't it?" Kobe Bryant hurriedly ran up to ask, paranoid like him, he doesn't care about All-Star or not, he wants to win every ball game.

In a sense, Kobe Bryant and Li Guanyu are the same kind of people. If you go back to the source, Michael Jordan and Larry Bird can also add this longitudinal line with the axis of time.

When Kobe Bryant appealed, Li Guanyu grabbed the basketball and ran out of bounds to serve. After about four or five seconds and the referee was indifferent, Kobe Bryant gave up his appeal and the game continued.

Coming to the frontcourt, Li Guanyu was not in control of the ball. As the only guy in the East who can shoot, he has to stay on the edge of the three-point line. Wandering outside the three-point line with Kobe Bryant for seven or eight seconds...... Drip!

Devin Harris broke through the interior and caused a foul on Shackle O'Neal, and his slow pace could no longer provide him with the same vitality as he did twenty years ago, so he had no choice but to apply a foul on Devin Harris's smart pick-and-roll action.

Swish! Penalty hit. The score was back to six points, and there were more than four minutes left in the game, and the outcome finally began to have a little suspense in the eyes of the public.

Kobe Bryant then tried two more shots, but unfortunately, each time it ended in iron. After being successfully counterattacked by the Eastern Army, he had to suppress the attack ** and become a dedicated organizer instead.

And when Kobe Bryant stopped looking to score, the West became normal instead. The game was also played in a dull pattern where you scored one goal and I scored two points...... Drip! With 48 seconds left in the game, Li Guanyu finally called a timeout for the first time since the lineup, and the Eastern team was five points behind.

If there are no surprises, the outcome is almost a foregone conclusion.

When Li Guanyu walked off the court, the excited LeBron James walked over excitedly with 'cat' steps. Triumphantly said to Li Guanyu: "Lee, get ready for a check for two million US dollars!" Maybe I'll use it to buy a basketball website and create my own basketball shoe brand. ”

Looking at LeBron James's villainous appearance, the ridicule on his face became even stronger - this is the face of the pride of heaven who has been pampered by the American media for seven or eight years? Tsk, I really feel sorry for those so-called experts in the United States.

This guy still wants to create a world-first website? He also wants to create a brand of basketball shoes? Didn't burn out your head, did you? Does he think he's a yellow-haired, dark-skinned Chinese like me? IQ is a hard injury!

After sighing, he smiled slightly, stretched out his hand and gently patted LeBron James's beard slag twice like an orangutan face on the surface of Mars, and whispered with a smile on the corner of his mouth: "I want to multiply your current excitement by two, it will be your level of pain after the game." ”

“……”

When LeBron James was confused about the meaning of Li Guanyu's words, Li Guanyu had already laid out tactics on the other end - "Now I need a blue collar, a shooter, and two who can fight hard." Now that we're only 48 seconds away from $2 million, I don't think anyone is going to give up that dollar that fell from the sky. ”

"Dwight, you're here to be a blue-collar worker. Ray, you're here to be the shooter. As for the two ...... who can work hard," Li Guanyu clicked his finger twice, and he didn't know who to find.

"Count me in!" Joe Johnson pulled off the ice pack, raised his hand and said loudly.

"Good!" Li Guanyu nodded repeatedly, he had no doubt about how desperate Joe Johnson was - this guy was definitely a money junkie.

"Count me in!" Devin Harris also raised his hand.

"Good!" Li Guanyu immediately agreed, Devin Harris's performance just now was obvious to all - it is estimated that he also wanted to make some extra money to please the beautiful girlfriend who came to watch his game on the spot.

"Next, after we shoot three points. We have to tackle a goal, otherwise the victory will definitely go away from us. Li Guanyu said very seriously, and after speaking, he pulled Devin Harris and Joe Johnson aside and discussed it in a whisper - Li Guanyu listened, Devin Harris and Joe Johnson kept nodding.

Coach Rivers, who volunteered to be 'over' next to him, couldn't help but smile when he saw this scene - this guy's basketball literacy is really speechless, there are not many such smart players in history, right? He's definitely a better fit for the Celtics than Rajon Rondo, and if he's with the Celtics, it's definitely not a problem to take the Lakers.

In the beautiful imagination of Rivers's mother-in-law watching her son-in-law look more and more fond of her, the whistle blew and the game continued.

“beat-west！” Li Guanyu took the lead and roared angrily, leading the other four fierce generals to run to the front court menacingly.

When the whistle blew, Devin Harris immediately sent the basketball to Li Guanyu, who quickly came to the front court with the ball and shot quickly without waiting for Kobe Bryant to keep up with the defense...... Bang!

The audience sighed for a long time, just when LeBron James couldn't help but want to sing a song.

Joe Johnson suddenly jumped up from behind Shackle O'Neal, grabbed the basketball in his hand with an over-the-shoulder throw, and then used the last control of his body to throw the basketball to Li Guanyu...... Burst! While Joe Johnson fell to the ground with a 'miserable' move to attract thousands of sympathetic eyes, Li Guanyu received the basketball two steps outside the three-point line, and then quickly shot...... Swish!

A three-pointer is finally worthy of Joe Johnson's hard work. With 35 seconds left before the end of the race, the East Army trailed by two points.

After the basketball was brought in, almost everyone focused on Joe Johnson. Just as Shackle O'Neal looked innocent and was about to reach out and pull him, Johnson stood up with a carp like a little strong.

Immediately, the audience applauded.

Li Guanyu frowned, not knowing whether to laugh or rejoice - this guy can actually do this kind of action for money? Oh my God, if Atlanta paid him $250,000 a game, wouldn't he be the number one superstar in the league?

After a little flurry, Li Guanyu hurriedly roared: "Mad dog tactics." ”

Suddenly, Joe Johnson quickly jumped to the sideline like a clockwork robot, constantly waving his arms and jumping at the serving Stoudemire.

The beating rhythm swung more than any other defense in his life, not just because of the dollar, but also partly because of the Stoudemire in front of him — if it weren't for Stoudemire, Joe Johnson wouldn't have had to go to Atlanta.

While Joe Johnson tried his best to block the serve, Devin Harris also let go of the defense and looked around, while Li Guanyu was near the free throw line, and suddenly the positions of the three formed a small triangle - any direction can quickly form a trap.

At the end of five seconds, Amarestadmeier finally passed it in his hand.

Yikes!

Joe Johnson's long arm touched the bottom of the basketball slightly, causing the basketball to fly a little off.

At the end of five seconds, Amarestadmeier finally passed it in his hand.

Yikes!

Joe Johnson's long arm touched the bottom of the basketball slightly, causing the basketball to fly a little off.

At the same time, Devin Harris on the other end immediately rushed towards the receiver Kobe Bryant like an arrow from the string, and the target was the top of Kobe Bryant's head.

Although the West Force expected that the East Force would foul, out of trust in Kobe Bryant and Chris Paul, and the East Force only placed Li Guanyu, Joe Johnson, and Li Guanyu in the front court, so they only put Kobe Bryant, Chris Paul and Studmier who served in the front court.

After the game, Phil Jackson, who lost the game, said regretfully: "I thought the East team would foul early, so I put Shaker O'Neel, the guy who can't shoot free throws, on the court, and the West team only had two fouls at that time, so I used that gap to call a timeout." Heh, I didn't expect them to take such a risk and just cut the ball, and if we called a timeout, it would have been the opposite. ”

Unfortunately, basketball courts don't allow 'ifs'.

Syllable!

Devin Harris threw the basketball to the free-throw line before Kobe Bryant's arm with a desperate 'Flying off the surface of the earth', and he paid the price for falling to the ground unobstructed.

When Li Guanyu received the basketball, he immediately took advantage of the time that the interior players of the Western team, Shackle O'Neal and Pau Gasol, did not run over, and then took advantage of Dwight Howard's blocking and shooting to hit a three-point shot that was almost overwhelming.

Swish! The Eastern Side took a one-point lead, with 12 seconds left before the end of the game.

While the audience was boiling, Phil Jackson was actually in a daze, yes, he still didn't call a timeout. He thought that the breath in the hearts of Joe Johnson and Devin Harris would decline and exhaust again.

However, it turned out to be the opposite, and the two guys were even more courageous because of the physical pain - the charm of the dollar is endless.

Syllable!

Stoudemire's serve was actually slapped back to himself by a frenzied Joe Johnson and bounced back.

Drip! Phil Jackson finally called a timeout, but it was too late.

After a pause, Li Guanyu high-fived Joe Johnson and said something that made Joe Johnson elated: "After you receive the check tonight, you can get half a million dollars." ”

"Thank you!" Joe Johnson had a big smile on his face, and the pain that stemmed from his body was no longer important.

Seeing this, he patted his buttocks, walked straight to LeBron James, who was already as pale as dirt, patted him on the shoulder, and said, "Man, didn't I tell you that it was your destiny to lose to me?" ”

"......" was silent for a long time, and LeBron James finally said the last sentence of 'stubborn resistance' without confidence: "There are eleven seconds left!" ”

"Well, in eleven seconds you'll be free." Li Guanyu laughed, followed the 'cat steps' before LeBron James, and slid to the other end of the bench - he didn't want to get too dirty on LeBron James.

Walking to the other side, Li Guanyu clapped his palms, pointed his fingers, and pointed out the four members who would participate in the surrender later-"Danny, Paul, Ray, Jamil, let's go on the court and harvest the heads of the Western team!" ”

"Good!" The four of them all nodded, and at this moment they didn't have the idea of 'Li Guanyu is still a rookie, why should he' to guide us.

Now, Li Guanyu is the golden hen who gets dollars for them.

Drip!

The whistle blew and players from both sides stepped back onto the pitch. At this moment, the disadvantages of the Western team are fully revealed - there are too many interior players to play flexible maneuver battles.

"I'm going to defend you next, you're not going to score anything, yes, I'm going to steal you again." At this time, Kobe Bryant, who had the best defense in the Western Army, stuck to Li Guanyu, and it was obvious that everyone regarded Li Guanyu as the executor of the last shot of the Eastern Army.

"Really?" Li Guanyu smiled slightly, and at the same time as the referee's whistle, he suddenly got up. After interspersing a lap between Tim Duncan and Pau Gasol of the Western team, he managed to shake off Kobe Bryant and Danny Granger's basketball quickly passed.

The moment Li Guanyu received the basketball, Kobe Bryant's hand had quickly stabbed over, and at the same time, Li Guanyu quickly shot the basketball...... Syllable!

Kobe Bryant's hand slashed at the back of Li Guanyu's hand, and Li Guanyu's ball was thrown out almost at the same time.

Drip! As the whistle blew, the referee signaled for a foul on Kobe Bryant and made a three-finger up gesture – and after blowing a T for Lee in the opening stanza, he finally found a chance to reciprocate.

Swish!

The basketball went to the net when Kobe Bryant complained about the penalty. Suddenly, Kobe Bryant shut his mouth tightly, and he had nothing to say about this goal.

After the ball was scored, Li Guanyu did not immediately go to the free throw line. Instead, Kobe's painful right hand was clenched into a fist and constantly hit in the chest.

After a while, he stretched out his index finger and pointed at Tony Parker: "Five hundred thousand!" ”

Then, there was a desperate LeBron James: "Two million! ”

In the end, the place where the finger belonged was Murong Qingya in the ninth row: "As I said, I will personally hand over the MVP trophy to you." ”

Before the words fell, Murong Qingya couldn't cry anymore.

(To be continued)