"Wait, what's the Mother-Child Bureau?"

Ou Lu looked at Nanxi with frightened eyes, this little girl, what strange thing are you thinking, you are just a little child, and you still want to be my mother?

Europe's face is green, and recently a strange professor made a statement on the Internet that it is best to make the validity period of the marriage certificate seven years, which can effectively solve the problem of the seven-year itch.

At that time, Ou Lu saw it and thought: If this brick family gets married at the age of 20, then he will have 7 wives when he is 70 years old, what will his children think?

Dad, why do I have seven mothers? Are you sure this isn't playing a gourd baby?

Playing the father-son game, it doesn't seem to be a big deal to have one more father, as awesome as Lu Bu, don't you also recognize three stepfathers in your life, but playing the mother-son game or something, it's embarrassing, it's just crazy!

Ou Lu really didn't understand how the brain hole of Her Royal Highness the princess was opened, because Her Royal Highness the princess seemed to be energetic:

"Stupid squire officer, you don't even know about the Mother and Child Bureau? If you win me, you will be the son of this princess, and if you lose to me, this princess will have to be your mother, what a simple thing! ”

Simple yarn!

Ou Lu is dizzy, no matter if I win or lose, I have to be your son? Your Royal Highness Princess, don't be so frustrated, okay, will you be struck by lightning if you accept your son casually?

Ou Lu was speechless: "I definitely won't play any mother-son game with you, I won't be your son!" You want to play the mother-child game, and fight with others! ”

Her Royal Highness the princess snorted: "This princess is not forcing you to be a son, as long as you lose to this princess, as long as this princess is your mother!" ”

Continental frenzy: "This choice is meaningless? Exactly the same meaning, okay? Did you teach Chinese by your PE teacher? ”

Her Royal Highness the Princess shook her head: "This princess doesn't understand what you're talking about, this princess's language is taught by a Luxembourg teacher!" ”

Ou Lu vomited blood: "Then why don't you play the father-daughter game?" ”

Her Royal Highness the princess reacted immediately, and the little girl looked at Ou Lu with disgust: "The attendant officer is really a big pervert!" Not only do you want to do that kind of perverted thing to this princess, but you also want to be the father of this princess, is the attendant polluted by that kind of ghost father or something? It's disgusting to think about! ”

Ou Lu couldn't wait to find a stone to hit and die: "Then when your son doesn't change his mind?" There's something wrong with your logic! Let me die! ”

When Ou Lu was being troubled by Her Royal Highness the Princess, suddenly on the street, Ou Lu heard someone calling his name.

"Continental!"

This voice is full of anger, but with a hint of anger, although it also has a girl's clear spirit, but it is full of heroism.

"Xia Xinyu! You're here! ”

The continent was Spartan in an instant, and she was already a headache by Her Royal Highness the Princess, and she joined such a crazy woman, did you go out today and didn't read the yellow calendar?

Ou Lu said angrily: "Crazy woman, what are you doing here?" ”

Xia Xinyu snorted and said a little sourly: "I'm your junior!" Of course, I'm here to ask you for a date! It seems that you have a new love and forget your old love, I'm really miserable, I like a man with a heart・・・・・・"

O witch!

A charming and moving school flower, she said to you with a big grin that she wanted to make an appointment with you, and wanted to watch the Spring Festival Gala with you, even if you are a monk, you will be tempted at this time, right?

Although Ou Lu knew that the other party was joking, he still shuddered: "Stop, don't say it again, this is my distant cousin!" ”

Ou Lu didn't dare to deal with this crazy woman, last time, in order to thank her for helping Chen Yaoyao and helping her solve some things, it seemed that this crazy woman was a little bit embarrassed・・・・・・

Taking two steps back, Ou Lu decisively kept a certain distance from her!

Xia Xinyu looked at Ou Lu with resentful eyes: "Distant cousin, there is such a beautiful distant cousin, why don't I know?" ”

The communication between the two obviously ignored Princess Nanxi next to her, so Her Royal Highness the angry princess unwillingly roared: "Abominable squire officer! Why do you have to meet some weird big-breasted women every time! Big breasts are sin, and the attendant is with these strange women every day, no wonder he has become perverted! ”

At this time, Xia Xinyu noticed the existence of Her Royal Highness the princess, and couldn't help covering her mouth and laughing: "This little sister, you say this because you have small breasts!" Lying is not a good habit! ”

Xia Xinyu is not as simple as Chen Yaoyao, she will not fight back after being provoked, Ou Lu feels that if she is really playing online games at this time, then Xia Xinyu will undoubtedly deal a fatal blow to Her Royal Highness the Princess!

The health bar is down!

"Xia Xinyu killed Her Royal Highness the Princess!"

"First blood!"

Nanxi was angry: "Stupid civilian, are you provoking me?" Big breasts are just a fig leaf for a fat man, you fat woman! ”

This is already the most vicious attack that Her Royal Highness the princess can think of, but Xia Xinyu was also stunned when she heard it, and then she was a little crazy!

Speaking of which, as long as it's a girl, which one doesn't care about her weight very much, and Xia Xinyu is indeed a little disgusted, it's too good to go home and eat after the New Year, so there is a little fat in her stomach, although it doesn't affect her beauty, but it still makes Xia Xinyu very melancholy.

Her Royal Highness the Princess's combat power is instantly max!

Xia Xinyu was also annoyed and angry: "That's better than you!" You princess of peace! Washboard figure! I advise you to practice handstands, keep doing this, and one day the little flesh on your stomach will move to your chest! ”

Her Royal Highness the Princess was even more angry: "Stupid civilians, they actually dare to provoke the great Highness Princess, Her Royal Highness the Princess's figure is the most perfect body in the world!" Your stupid boobs are good for nothing but blocking someone else's wifi! ”

Xia Xinyu snorted: "Little brat! It's better than you! Just like you, every time you finish eating, your stomach is bigger than your chest, how ugly it must be! ”

"This princess will not be like the stupid commoner says! Men in the world will only like Lori's figure, not you! ”

"That's not necessarily, there are three kinds of gentlemen in the world, the first one is very vain, as long as you find a big-breasted one; The second type is very simple, you can have a big chest; The third is very realistic, no need for anything else, just big breasts・・・・・・ this girl has lived several years longer than you, how can you talk nonsense, don't believe you ask your attendant officer! ”

"Do you want to die? That's not the case! ”

"Haha, that's it!"

"Stupid civilian, I'm going to cut your chest and feed it to the dogs!"

"Haha, envy what you don't have, envy what others deserve, you will go to hell!"