Chapter 591: The Daughter Country Recruits a Son-in-law
Regarding the phenomenon that two kinds of water are packed in a sealed small iron can, and an explosion will occur after mixing, Tang Sanzang, Zhu Bajie and others are puzzled. When the pen & fun & pavilion www.biquge.info not put it in a small iron can, doesn't it just turn into fog? How did you put it in a small tin can and it exploded?
Of course, they don't understand that the so-called explosion means that in a very short period of time, the volume of matter expands by hundreds or thousands of times. As long as this condition is met, it can be counted as an explosion. When the two kinds of water are mixed, they turn into mist, and the volume expands by a thousand times. Although the lethality is not strong because it only turns into water mist, after Jian Mingyue uses the grenade shell, the shell turns into dozens of shrapnel after the explosion, and the lethality is considerable.
The only problem is that it is not easy for ordinary people to cast grenade shells, and it is not easy to get a thin iron sheet separating the two types of water in the middle, so sealing is a big problem. Moreover, there is no time-delay device at the time of detonation, and it is also cumbersome to use. But that is not what Jian Mingyue should care about, but she just cast two grenade shells and gave them to the mother-in-law of this family, so that she could find an opportunity to dedicate them to the king, and she will definitely get a large reward, which can be regarded as a thank you for her help.
Jian Mingyue killed the Ruyi True Immortal, made the Fetal Spring no longer precious, stirred up the good thing of her mother-in-law using the remaining Fetal Spring to make a fortune, and then gave her another benefit of making a fortune, which could be regarded as compensating her. After that, they rested at their mother-in-law's house for the night, and Tang Sanzang and Zhu Bajie both recovered, so they continued on the road.
After leaving the village and walking for only thirty or forty miles, I saw a city, and the people in the market were noisy and rubbing shoulders. When I came to the corner of the street, I saw that the people on the street were all women, and there was not a single man. And when these women saw Tang Sanzang and them, they all applauded and laughed, shouting one after another: "The race is here, the race is here!" ”
Jian Mingyue looked a little sweaty, and said that women are crazy in private, and there are no men in the daughter country, and these women can be crazy at any time. Now I finally saw a few men, and they didn't pounce right away, which was already very restrained.
Although they didn't pounce, they all crowded around to watch, making it difficult for Tang Sanzang to move an inch. Jian Mingyue said helplessly: "Bajie, show your face and open the way in front!" ”
Zhu Bajie immediately understood what Jian Mingyue meant, put up his two pu fan ears, raised his eyebrows, and screamed wildly, and the ugly and fierce women who were frightened stumbled and immediately dispersed.
Zhu Bajie is ugly, and Monk Sha is not much worse. Although the red hair on his head is shaved, a blue indigo face, a pair of big eyes like light bulbs, and a fierce expression can also intimidate a group of people. With the two of them opening the way, a group of people went up the current in the crowd like a wind and waves.
Four men came to the daughter country, this is a big deal, and the government's reaction is also very fast, Tang Sanzang and they have not walked far, and a female official stood in front of a yamen and shouted: "Envoys from afar, do not enter the city gate without permission." Please invest in the museum post first, note the name on the thin, and wait for the lower official to take the name and drive, and release it. ”
Tang Sanzang dismounted when he heard this, and looked up to see a plaque on the yamen, with the words "Yingyang Station" written on it. According to the instructions of the female officials, they entered the post house, sat down in the main hall where the distinguished guests were entertained, and then someone brought fragrant tea, with a warm attitude like the women on the street. Fortunately, they are quite reserved and not so crazy.
After the female official asked about the identity and origin of Tang Sanzang and the others with a smile on her face, she asked the others to entertain her, and then excitedly asked to see the king. As soon as she left, Jian Mingyue teased Tang Sanzang and said, "Old Tang, your calamity is here again." But this time it's a peach blossom robbery, and I can't help. ”
Tang Sanzang was stunned and said, "How can you say this?" I'm a monk, where did I come from? ”
Jian Mingyue said with a smile: "What else is the Peach Blossom Tribulation divided into monks?" Look at you, a long-standing talent, and you are from the Tang Dynasty, or Your Majesty's sworn brother, when you come to this country without a man's daughter, what will happen, do you need to ask more? ”
Zhu Bajie laughed and said: "A man with such a talent, appearance and status like Master, even in Datang, there will be countless little ladies coveted, let alone in this daughter country?" I just don't know if the one who wants to leave the master as a son-in-law is the king or the princess? ”
Tang Sanzang changed color and said, "This must not be!" Tang Da, you quickly think of a way to let the king let me go west! ”
Zhu Bajie hurriedly said: "Master, this is not easy to do?" Let Brother Tang become your appearance, turn you into Brother Tang's appearance, and let Brother Tang stay and marry when the time comes, and the others will go west to learn from the scriptures. When we are far away, Brother Tang will escape again, how easy it is! ”
Tang Sanzang praised: "The Eight Commandments plan is feasible, Tang Da, what do you think?" ”
Jian Mingyue nodded and said, "Feasible is feasible, but I'm afraid things are not as simple as we think." They're not stupid either, they'll be guarded. ”
Tang Sanzang said: "Then what should I do?" Tang Da, Bajie, Wujing, you all have to think of a way! ”
Jian Mingyue said: "Don't worry, there must be a road before the car reaches the mountain." It's a big deal, let's go back, and then find a way to bypass the daughter country. ”
The daughter country is not big, and it will take half a year at most to take a detour. However, Tang Sanzang was eager to learn from the scriptures, and if it was not necessary, he still didn't want to delay this time.
They discussed things in the hall, and there were people waiting outside the door. However, they were not afraid of being heard, because Jian Mingyue had already shrouded this hall with a spell, and it was impossible for people outside to hear any sound.
It's just that after a long time, people outside will also feel strange, so they will send someone in to ask if they want to eat fast. There is naturally no reason not to eat for nothing, Zhu Bajie immediately shouted for them to eat, no matter what, eat enough first.
Although the people in the post house didn't know that Her Majesty was going to recruit Tang Sanzang as a son-in-law, just because they were rare men in the daughter country, they had to be entertained well. So this meal was quite hearty. It's just delicious, the key is the large amount, which makes Zhu Bajie very satisfied, and he eats heartily.
Before they could finish eating, someone suddenly came in to report that the imperial master and the official Lao Mu had come. Jian Mingyue said with a smile: "It seems that I guessed correctly, I must have come to kiss." If you don't allow it, I'm afraid that they will force it. So you promise them for the time being, and then you can make plans. ”
Tang Sanzang nodded in agreement, and went to greet the two high-ranking officials with apprehension. Unexpectedly, when the two high-ranking officials saw Tang Sanzang, they actually bowed down first, and hurriedly dodged Tang Sanzang. In the next few questions and answers, the national teacher really said the words of asking for marriage. Although Tang Sanzang got Jian Mingyue's advice and could agree temporarily, he still couldn't open his mouth, and he didn't know what to say.
Zhu Bajie saw Tang Sanzang embarrassed next to him, and gaged: "Taishi, you go to the king, my master is an arhat who has cultivated for a long time, and he will never love the wealth of the country, nor will he love your appearance of the country." Hurry up and change Guan Wen, send him west, and leave me to recruit again, how about it? ”
When the Taishi saw Zhu Bajie's honor, he was immediately frightened and trembled, and he didn't dare to reply. Na Yicheng had already seen Zhu Bajie, but he was not so afraid, and interjected at this time: "Although you are a man, you are ugly and do not like my king." ”
Zhu Ba said to Jian Mingyue: "I think I'm too ugly, we have another one here who is not ugly." My master's fine skin and tender flesh are staying in your country of tigers and wolves, which is full of women, how can he resist it? It's better to keep him, he is much stronger than my master, no matter how the queen of your family asks, he can hold on! ”
Jian Mingyue didn't expect this pig to dare to tease her, she stretched out her hand to pat him on the head, Zhu Bajie had long expected that Jian Mingyue might make a move, so she hid behind Tang San before she finished speaking, and showed a pig's head to squeeze her eyebrows.
Zhu Bajie's words were just a joke, but he didn't expect that after the Taishi saw Jian Mingyue's changed big man, he was really a little moved. But he reprimanded: "This elder is so rude, how did my Xiliang Women's Country become the country of tigers and wolves?" Grandpa Yu, you have to think about it again, and retire. ”
Looking at the back of the Taishi in the distance, even Zhu Bajie himself was stunned, looked back at Jian Mingyue and said, "Brother Tang, this is none of my business, she has taken a fancy to you!" I'm afraid that after she goes back to report to the king, she will discuss whether the king wants to marry the master or you. ”
Jian Mingyue angrily summoned a doppelganger, kicked Zhu Bajie's ass from behind, and said, "You idiot, tell you to talk too much!" ”
Tang Sanzang couldn't help but laugh and said, "Tang Da, I'm afraid that this time I'm really sure that Bajie is right, maybe the king will take a fancy to you." Your current appearance is really a handsome man, and you have a big manly spirit, I can't compare. ”
Jian Mingyue glanced at him and said, "It's not just that the king doesn't have a husband in this daughter country, but those princesses, prime ministers, etc., I'm afraid they don't have husbands either." Even if the king takes a fancy to me, will you be able to run? There are thousands of women waiting for you. ”
Tang Sanzang sneered and said, "It depends on your ability, quickly change my appearance!" Also, it's no longer feasible for the two of us to swap identities, so who should I become? Eight precepts or enlightenment? ”
Zhu Bajie hurriedly said: "I, me!" Let Master become me, and I will become Master again, and then Master will be able to get out! ”
Jian Mingyue glared at him and said, "You think beautifully!" Let you become a master, and then go and spoil Her Majesty? ”
Zhu Bajie already knew that it wouldn't work, he was just joking, so he immediately shut up and stopped talking.
Jian Mingyue said again: "Old Tang, it is not suitable for you to become anyone, and it is easy to show flaws." I'm still a stealth artist, and then I'll turn you into a woman, mix in the crowd, leave the Xiliang Women's Country first, and wait for us outside the city. I have other doppelgangers who can become like you and deal with the Manchu civil and military forces of my daughter's country. ”
Tang Sanzang heard that he was going to become a woman, but he didn't think it was an insult or anything. In the eyes of Buddhist disciples, the appearance is just skin, it doesn't matter whether they are handsome or ugly, and it doesn't matter if they are male or female, so they don't hesitate to agree.