34: The second goods are friends

The next day's game against Angola, Li Guanyu didn't watch it, because he felt that if he couldn't even handle the miscellaneous fish in Angola, then there was no need to look forward to it. On the third day, he lost against Spain. The back line was blown up by the golden boy Rubio in the final minutes and was eventually reversed. In an interview after the game, Younas said with great regret: "If Lee was in the team, today's victory would have been in his pocket. ”

Younas's words were immediately widely interpreted by the public, but basically everyone thought it was an excuse for Younas to cover up his failure. However, the Chinese men's basketball team can fight with Spain, which is ranked among the top three in the world, to this extent, and there is nothing to criticize.

In fact, when Li Nan was interviewed, he also added: "If Xiaoyu can go to Bayi, I dare to pack tickets, at least ten champions can't escape." ”

It's just that at the end of the Olympics, no one is trying to decipher the meaning of his words, because it sounds like talking about CBA.

After watching the group stage, Li Guanyu flew to the United States. He thinks that the Chinese team can enter the quarterfinals, and any more, it will be an unexpected gain.

Originally, Murong Qingya was going to go to the United States with her, but because Li Guanyu didn't want to delay her career, she didn't make the trip and stayed in China to prepare to shoot Xiaogangcang's "If You Are Honest, Do Not Disturb".

Back in the United States, I rushed to Miami for a new round of muscular and explosive physical training. Although his current body is more than enough in China, compared with the physical talent of the NBA, there is still a distance.

In addition to practicing muscle explosiveness for 4 hours a day, Li Guanyu also incorporated Kobe's 666 plan into the training content. The so-called 666 plan is basically masochistic training - a total of 600 shots of blue mid-distance + three-point shooting! Jump box 600 times! 600 training sessions in the 100-meter sprint! Lift the barbell 60! 60 squats, 60 push-ups, shooting practice every day: 300 jumpers. Remember to hit the shot. 5 sets of sit-ups, 20 reps each, 3 sets of 15 barbell curls, 2 sets of 15 reps, 2 sets of barbell bench presses, 15 reps each, 20 turnback runs, 20 meters, rest, 300 scratcher jumpers, four sets of lunges jerks, 15 reps each, four sets of triceps presses, 10 reps each, 2 reps of 800 meters, 5 reps of 400 meters after fatigue, 3 sets of calf gastrocnemius training, 12 reps each. 10 sets of squats, 2 reps per set, 4 sets of reflexive abdominal training, 10 reps per set, 3 sets of rebounding and jump shot training, 10 more 100-meter runs, followed by 100 free throws, four sets of shoulder presses, 8 reps per set, 5 sets of ligament stretches, 12 reps per set, 4 sets of instrument pulldowns, 10 reps per set, 4 sets of low-post rowing training, 10 reps per set, 3 sets of prone leg curls, 10 reps per set, 3 sets of 17-meter switchback runs, rest, repeated viewing of the game video, and finally 3 sets of suicide training.

"Training the machine." This is the trainer's highest praise for Li Guanyu.

And Pat Riley also said in an interview with the media: "Lee is the hardest player I've seen since I took charge and I'm very optimistic about the future. I'm happy for my choice because I chose a guy with a bright future. ”

And the new coach Eric. Spoelstra was also the first to say: "I admire Lee, I have watched his highlights and training. I think he can do some help to Miami's slightly thin point guard line, and he's going to be the best opponent for Dwyane Wade. ”

And these interviews only add to the mysterious surname of Li Guanyu in the United States, because people have never seen Li Guanyu play. But this summer, almost every few days, a heavyweight will come out and say that Li Guanyu is a genius and a hard worker. But, what is his level? Not many people know.

Time passed slowly in Li Guanyu's masochistic training, the Olympics were over, and the U.S. team took back their glory with the gold medal. Beasley, who had been out and about after playing the summer league, returned to Miami and trained for three days with an idle, passable attitude. Hop on a plane to New York with Li Guanyu, and the signed rookies have to go to New York to participate in a four-day rookie transition course organized by the league.

To put it bluntly, it's about telling you how to mix in the NBA and some training like how to manage money.

These courses are still useful for those whose IQ hovers around 80 and their consumption habits are extremely advanced, but for Li Guanyu, they have no effect at all.

I spent three days in the hotel with the mentality of a four-day tour of New York, the night before I was about to leave. There was a big incident - around 2 a.m., when Michael Beasley's room was on fire, when the hotel arrived at the room, Michael Beasley and Arthur in the room refused to open the door for them, and the hotel had to call security, and a few minutes later, the security guard arrived with a spare key and forced his way into the room. When they entered, they found two people in the room with two other women, and the room smelled of marijuana, and another person locked the door in the bathroom, but they heard the person inside using the toilet to flush something. Police then arrived at the scene, but no marijuana or drug paraphernalia was found during the search, and the two were allowed to spend the night in the room.

Just when the two thought that the matter would be diluted, who knew that the next morning, David Stern was told what had happened before the speech began, and as a result, he was "furious" on the spot and immediately ordered the two to leave the hotel room. The alliance **oss spoke, and the two had to leave in disgrace.

Stern's anger did not subside, and he announced the decision to repatriate the other 67 rookies at the beginning of his speech.

This news surprised Li Guanyu, who was in the room next to Beasley, because he had no idea that there was such a big movement the night before, and even the fire alarm did not wake him up. After the lengthy speech, a staff member invited Li Guanyu to David Stern's room, and there was also Vice President Sjackson in the room.

After sitting down, David Stern, who still looked angry, said straight to the point: "Are you involved in this matter?" ”

"Nope!" Li Guanyu's answer was very blunt, he didn't like to be questioned condescendingly.

David Stern couldn't help but be even more annoyed when he saw Li Guanyu so uncooperative, and shouted: "He is a teammate, and he lives next door to you, will you not know?" ”

Li Guanyu looked directly at David Stern's angry eyes, and said coldly with a calm face: "I really don't know." ”

"Okay, you can go back to Miami too." David Stern snarled, gesturing at the doorway.

Perhaps because he was stimulated by Michael Beasley, David Stern seemed very uncool today. Even if he has seen players who are more uncooperative and unruly than Li Guanyu.

"Bye-bye!" Li Guanyu turned around and left, without the slightest reluctance.

"Fine, heavy fine, teach them a lesson......" David Stern growled into a low voice.

After Li Guanyu left, David Stern's panting voice weakened a lot, and then Mr. Vice President asked cautiously, "David, did you go too far just now?" ”

"Huh?" David Stern looked suspicious and asked rhetorically, "Do you think he has nothing to do with this?" ”

"Yes, I don't think more than 90 percent of Chinese people have anything to do with marijuana. Because I just read a book about the 'Opium War', the significance of this war for China is from a world hegemon to a developing country now, I think that no Chinese will forget the shame of a hundred years. Sjackson replied softly.

After listening to this, David Stern frowned, and said in his heart: "Yes, these things are the most severe punishment in China, he is from China, how can he participate?" ”

As soon as the thought turned, David Stern actually had some self-blame for Li Guanyu in his heart. So he asked Sjackson, "Then should I call him back now?" ”

"No, I can see pride in his eyes, so even if you call him, he won't come back."

"So what do I do?"

"Cancel the fine, make a phone call to Pat Riley, and don't spread the word. Time will dilute everything. ”

"Hmm!"

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As soon as he returned to Miami, the news of the punishment came out, Michael Beasley and Arthur of the Grizzlies were fined $20,000, as for the reporter asked why Li Guanyu would return to Miami with Michael Beasley, David Stern's explanation was: The course is almost over, and there is no need to stay.

Li Guanyu didn't decipher the meaning of David Stern's words, and he didn't have time to decipher it, his time had to be used for self-abuse. And Pat Riley didn't communicate too much with Li Guanyu, but just told him not to care too much. In addition, he made it clear in an interview with reporters: We will not impose any additional fines or suspensions on Michael Beasley?

After another half a month of training, the teammates gradually returned to the team (except for the two big names). Through this period of masochistic training, Li Guanyu's physical fitness has made great progress compared to before, his height has increased by 1 centimeter, and his arm span has increased by 2 centimeters. When he was on the side of the team, Li Guanyu left such a statistic - barefoot height of 6 feet 3 (193cm), weight 190 pounds (85 kg), arm span of 6 feet 6 feet 6 (201cm), standing touch height 8 feet 5 (257cm), non-running touch height 10 feet 7 (322cm), running touch height 11 feet 3 (342cm), maximum bounce height 35 feet (88cm), 82 kg bench press 4, agility 11.41, sprint 3.66.

Overall, there is a clear improvement over the Orlando training camp data. But that's not the most important thing, the most important thing is that he is still improving and has unlimited potential.

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"Hey, Liu Kuan is crazy, you are really amazing, your body has actually grown so much in just two months, and you will not be able to catch up with me for a few more years?" Michael Beasley, who was holding the side sheet of Li Guanyu's body, smiled heartlessly. In the entire Miami training camp, only Li Guanyu can not make him not put on a stiff eyelid and pursed mouth, like a veteran drug dealer who was questioned by the police, with a "what can you do to me" expression.

Almost no one knows what he has in his head? You say he's stupid, he's smart, you say he's smart, but he's always doing things that make you laugh and cry.

"Not as good as you, great genius!" Li Guanyu smiled and flattered, this is not sarcasm, but a well-intentioned ridicule, Li Guanyu really likes this guy who is a bit second.

"Haha, I'm a genius." Michael Beasley has become his mantra since he watched the slam dunk master with Li Guanyu. In addition, he has always stubbornly believed that Li Guanyu is Miami's Rukawa Kaede, which is useless no matter how Li Guanyu corrects it. And his logic is also very strong - Li Guanyu is Chinese, Yao Ming is Chinese, Yao Ming wears No. 11, and Ruchuan Feng wears No. 11, so Li Guanyu is Ruchuan Kaede. Regarding Michael Beasley's perverted logic, Li Guanyu finally acquiesced to Michael Beasley's perverted logic after arguing three or four times, and finally acquiesced to Michael Beasley shouting 'Liu String Crazy' in broken Chinese every day when he saw him. For this kind of 'second' goods, Li Guanyu can only convince himself with 'half of the genius is an idiot'.

While the two of them were chatting, "Hey, rookie, come and help me lift my shoes." Banks, who was taking off his socks on the side, shouted loudly at Li Guanyu.

The two frowned at the same time, since this guy came to the training camp, Li Guanyu has become his full-time errand runner. In fact, everyone knows that he is a little tired in his heart, and he is afraid that Li Guanyu will rob him of his playing time.

Li Guanyu has always ignored this kind of guy who can only play some tricks off the court, but in order not to destroy the harmony within the team, Li Guanyu had to abide by the NBA's customary rookie rules and ran to help him lift his shoes and put them in his exclusive shoe cabinet. When I got back, Banksy had a new idea - rookie, go buy me some ice cream.

"Ice cream?" Li Guanyu looked at the hot sun outside and asked rhetorically.

"Yes, I'm going to have a delicious ice cream in ten minutes, rookie." Banksy shrugged his shoulders with a scowling expression.

"Okay, okay, no problem." Li Guanyu suppressed the unhappiness in his heart, nodded and turned around and walked out, every few steps, Michael Beasley ran over, and said in Li Guanyu's ear with a smirk: "Let's go to the whole old bird?" ”

Li Guanyu nodded.

The two walked out of the training hall and got into Michael Beasley's new car and drove quickly to the ice cream shop.

Before going to the ice cream shop, Michael Beasley went to the toilet first, and then walked to the car with a bottle of yellow-orange-orange urine, and Li Guanyu asked him curiously, "What is this?" ”

"Good stuff, nutritious." Michael Beasley said with a cheap smile, this guy was born with a 'wicked' face, and his cheap smile was particularly 'thought-provoking'.

When he arrived at the ice cream shop, Michael Beasley couldn't help but sign a check for $2,000 to the boss, and then 'ordered' the boss to close the store temporarily, then took out the bottle of yellow-orange urine and handed it to the boss, saying, "Use this to make ten ice creams." ”

The boss saw that Michael Beasley was so 'bold', but he did not refuse Michael Beasley's request. Instead, he said, "Do you want to add a little shit?" ”

"As long as you can't see it on the outside, you can do what the evil thought in your heart is."

"Okay."

Then Li Guanyu saw a stunned scene - the boss first went to the toilet to get a little 'life essence' out by himself, and added Michael Beasley's urine while Michael Beasley and Li Guanyu were nauseous, and then spit and made dog shit, and then beat eggs, put spices, and kept stirring......

Seeing this scene, Michael Beasley suddenly attached himself to Li Guanyu's ear and said nervously: "His one with my urine and my urine should not make Banks pregnant, right?" ”

Li Guanyu was speechless for a while, and shouted in his heart: Why am I friends with such a second goods?

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Four thousand words of big chapter, ask for tickets, ask for collection, ask for advertising, ask for rewards, ask for everything that can be given, it is better to have a two-way ticket to Mars ~~~~

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