Chapter 202 Connotation Joke

Walking forward, groups of mages abound, and we basically have to wait for a CD of skills, which is to be foolproof, but also to avoid scaring heart attacks,

Fortunately, it's a monster like a mage.,If this is replaced by a high blood defense of the warrior department.,I guess we'll all die here.,

After a short journey, we stopped again and rested on the periphery of a group of mages, not within the range of their attack and hatred, of course.

At this time, Wei Yi looked at his skills and said, "There are still 7 seconds." ”

Lonely Sky Wind Death looked at it: "There are still 5 seconds." ”

I shook my head and said, "One minute left." ”

"Ah...... How is it possible, boss, your group killing skills are not so slow. Lonely Sky Storm asked me questioningly,

Lin Jia'er directly came out and explained to him: "Look at the cooldown time of your blue potion, anyway, we still have 1 minute, the supplement CD of the blue potion, it's hard to hurt." ”

Gu Tianfeng looked at it and said, "Well, it seems to be too." ”

Su Xiaoxi heard that there was still 1 minute, so he sat on the floor and said to us: "Since there is still 1 minute to go, why don't you tell us a joke from Brother Ye Ying, it's almost a day of leveling and training, so tired, let's have fun." ”

I'm embarrassed, what kind of jokes do I have there, even if there is, it's the kind of h-colored jokes on the propaganda books that I don't know which hospital publishes, and it's too discordant to say it on this occasion.

I touched my nose and said, "You want to hear that type." ”

"Don't talk too obscenely, otherwise, I'll freeze you with a frost dragon." Lin Jia'er threatened me,

I thought for a moment and nodded, "No, it's a joke." ”

"Connotation."

"Hmm."

"Okay, Brother Ye Ying, you can say it." Su Xiaoxi, who was expecting me to speak, agreed with me,

I flipped through the story in my head and said, "There was a guy who was still a virgin, and one day, he was wearing a cool suit and taking a shower, and then he ......"

Just when I was about to continue, Lin Jia'er interjected: "Can't you just say it faster, and cut straight to the point." ”

I shuddered, and then said, "No problem. Then he continued: "That man's girlfriend of 4 years finally agreed to kf with him. ”

"Cut, it's this unscrupulous joke again." Chen Yuanyuan gave me a deep contempt, while Lonely Sky Fengyan and Zhuge Xuan pricked up their ears and wanted to listen to me continue.

I continued: "Of course, they were all afraid of getting pregnant, and the man also thought that this was the first time for a woman, so he had to prepare everything, and then they went to buy condoms......"

"No, it's so exquisite."

I glanced at Chen Yuanyuan helplessly and asked, "Then did you enter directly?" ”

Chen Yuanyuan looked at me angrily and said, "Go on, this joke is not funny at all. ”

I nodded and said, "The two of them went together, went to the store, the man said to buy a DLS, the boss took it out and gave it to him, said 25 yuan, when the man was about to pay, the woman spoke, isn't it 15 yuan, I used to buy it for 15 yuan, and then the boss sold it to her, the man sighed, it's good to have a girlfriend who can bargain for money." ”

After speaking, I looked at everyone's expressions, it was a blank face, only Chen Yuanyuan couldn't help laughing,

I instantly felt like I was destroying the blooming flowers of my motherland......

Lin Jia'er came over to me and asked, "What's so funny about this, it's really ......?"

I laughed and didn't say anything, and after a while, Zhuge Xuan and Gutian Fengyan also laughed, this kind of person, I can only say that the purity needs to be strengthened,

Finally, Su Xiaoxi asked me, "Brother Ye Ying, really, what's so funny about this joke." ”

I looked at her innocent eyes, I really didn't want to destroy this blooming flower, I had to choose to continue to be silent,

Wei Yi glanced at me after a while, as if he realized something, and then said, "It's just 1 minute right away, and I'm ready to kill the monster." ”

In order to make them think, I quickly echoed: "Yes, hurry up and prepare to kill monsters." ”

Zhao Xue said ignorantly: "Is it ......?"

Before she could say it, Lin Jia'er had already spoken in advance: "I'll go, what a big green hat......"

"What a cuckold, Sister Jia'er." Su Xiaoxi still didn't understand and asked,

"Oh, no, no......" Lin Jia'er said, "Let's hurry up and kill the monster, it's about to be time." ”

Su Xiaoxi was very unwilling and said to Chen Yuanyuan: "Sister Yuanyuan, what do you mean?" ”

Chen Yuanyuan also felt the same idea as me, he couldn't defile the flowers of the motherland, and then waved his hand and said: "Everyone said that the monster is farming, and we are going to farm the monster too, hurry up, Xiaoxi, don't ask." ”

Su Xiaoxi was very unconvinced and pouted and said to Chen Yuanyuan: "If you don't tell me, I won't help you fold the quilt in the morning, hum......"

Me: "......"

Chen Yuanyuan: "......"

Wei Yi: "......"

Lin Jiaer: "......"

Everyone: "......"

Chen Yuanyuan had no choice but to whisper into Su Xiaoxi's ear, and after Su Xiaoxi heard it, his face turned red and said, "Let's continue to farm monsters." ”

After listening, I swallowed a blue potion to replenish my magic, and then let Lonely Sky Wind Death and Wei Yi start the tricks they used earlier, and in less than 5 seconds, several large group killing skills were released, and in an instant, the mages in front of me died.

I don't know how many times I've experienced this, and my experience value has finally risen to 32%, so I smiled happily, looked at the front and said, "I'm going to have a boss again, I don't know if I can bear it." ”

Wei Yi smiled and said, "It should be possible, but we can't bear it, so we'll move to other places, and we'll brush it when the level and equipment are better." ”

I nodded: "Then let's go and see what the attributes of the boss are, let's try to resist the boss below the gold level, the gold level is too fierce to bear." ”

The group walked forward again for a distance of nearly 100 yards or so, and finally saw this fifth-layer boss, speaking of which, it looks like a boss and a little monster, a thin body, with light eyes, holding a small mage taller than others, I don't know what kind of energy is under the black robe, there must be a demon when something goes wrong, it seems, the boss of this layer is not easy to fight,