Soaring like a frightening dragon, graceful like a dragon. Rong Yao autumn chrysanthemum, Huamao spring pine. It seems to be like a light cloud covering the moon, and fluttering like the snow of the wind

Wang Lei really can't describe the beauty of Xiaomi, from the heart, from the feeling, looking at her, so beautiful that Wang Lei feels that the whole world is quiet

is so beautiful subconsciously, Wang Lei laid these words:

My heart is as quiet as water

Until, Toudong (Picheng Policewoman): Tranquility Nima Force! Order: Your TM speed is online! Don't want to play yet?

Imperial City, PKREN (Shadow of the Blade): yes, it's not a big deal to be killed by a toad, don't give up on yourself!

Ugly (Spider Queen): Don't report it again

Looking at this teammate's typing, Wang Lei suddenly reacted, Nima Laozi is still playing the game!

I just chatted with Xiaomi too much, and I forgot to blame Xiaomi for being too charming, and I couldn't stop at a glance

This face is embarrassed, he just finished collecting the troops on the road, and asked Zhao Xin to open a video with a toad and was killed by a toad, and was mistaken by his teammates for hanging up.

The most important thing is that if you hang up, hang up, your teammates must think that he was killed by a toad before hanging up

And the most shameless thing is that there is also a line from the second middle school

Thick-skinned Wang Lei can't wait to find a hole to get into, his psychological age must be estimated to be under ten years old, Wang Lei really wants to cry

Until Wang Lei gritted his teeth and endured the contempt of this teammate and finished playing this game, Xiaomi on the other end of the video was still giggling and laughing, no way, it's so funny!

Wang Lei is full of black lines, and he is really embarrassed to be embarrassed today.

Fortunately, it is Xiaomi that knows, if it is someone else, it is really faceless,; Even Wang Lei himself is embarrassed to think about the deeds of such a second force, and there are such a second force lines

Some things seem simple, but they are harder or even harder to do.

Just like trying to make Xiaomi believe that Wang Lei was going to take her to the king, Wang Lei's explanation was so dry that his mouth was dry and his throat was smoking, and Xiaomi on the other side of the video just giggled and nodded.

That's great! Wang Lei was moved to tears, and he was relieved that he had been educating for so long and had been talking for so long, and he finally made Xiaomi believe that this afternoon's tongue was worth it.

Wang Lei nodded with satisfaction, it's worth it!

Xiaomi was still giggling, as her body trembled slightly, under the white T-shirt, the two little white rabbits jumped around happily, as if they were about to pop out, Wang Lei's eyes were straight!

Xiaomi seemed to see what Wang Lei was looking at again, his face was red, he glared at him slightly, and said angrily: "What are you looking at." ”

"Look at the rabbit" Wang Lei subconsciously replied, as soon as the words came out, he felt wrong, and quickly changed his words: "I mean that Xiaomi Niangniang is as cute as a rabbit, no, it's cuter than a rabbit" Fortunately, Lao Tzu is witty

"Dream bragging" Xiaomi blushed and returned softly: "I was still bragging about taking me to the king just now." ”

Come on, Wang Lei spread his hands, and he was still regarded as bragging after a long time, educating a fart! Glad to be a wool! Wang Lei wants to cry without tears, life is really lonely like snow.

"Xiao Niangniang, is there an explanation tonight?" Wang Lei asked, if you can't make a plan, you will have a slap, and you can't bend it straight.

Since preaching is useless, then see the truth under your hands, Wang Lei doesn't believe it, and if you can't convince Xiaomi, then call her.

Wang Lei doesn't care what others think of his strength, but in front of Xiaomi, he wants to prove himself.

I didn't expect that I would have today, Wang Lei couldn't help but think.

"Let's go live together that night." Wang Lei said: "When the time comes, we will be in a double row." ”

"Okay!" Millet's eyes are shining, like a little rabbit tempted by a carrot, and she nods cutely. For her, why don't she like the tacit and warm feeling of playing games with the person in her dreams.

Wang Lei was pleasantly surprised, and at the same time made up his mind that success or failure depends on tonight!

Can you let Xiaomi clearly see its own strength, domineering operation, sharp positioning, coquettish consciousness, it all depends on tonight!

In the past, he never took the game too seriously, most of the time he went with his heart, he was embarrassed to move with the blade, and he grabbed the lines of the barbarian king, but in fact, it was his wife who wanted to rob him, cough cough

In short, one is that there is no necessary one, not to mention that the ranks of the team members are not high, many people who come to watch the live broadcast of the dream man are not for the wonderful operation, but for his game creativity, as well as the commentary style.

The second is that he is an anchor, and the anchor does not play games to win games, but to make the audience happy and play games, so there are most random games without scruples, and most of them show favor to play games while interacting with the audience, and their strength naturally cannot be played to the fullest.

And today

Wang Lei slowly clenched his fists

Can you let Xiaomi recognize its own strength, can it complete the performance with a bang, can it complete a successful pretend, can it prove itself!

Then let Xiaomi Fang's heart be happy, bow down under his own Wang Baqi, and then throw himself into his arms, all of them look at tonight's battle!

There is no room for loss, success or failure in this move!

Wang Lei stared at his clenched fists, his eyes gradually became firm, and there was no way to retreat! In this battle, only victory, not defeat!

After that, the fist was like lightning, and it hit the wall with a fierce punch!

There was a slight tremor around, and a deafening muffled sound came

Hurt! Hurt! Hurt the grass! It hurts! Wang Lei jumped up and down with his hands in his hands, Nima pretended to be too forced, and he would never dare to do it again! Come out and load it, and sooner or later you will have to pay it back

Everything is foreseen, and everything is not prepared!

After making an appointment with Xiaomi to play together at night, Wang Lei quickly went offline.

It's an uphill battle, be ready for anything!

In order to play exceptionally at night, Wang Lei first went to run two laps around the community, so as not to get tired, mainly to mobilize the cells of the whole body, so that all the muscles are in a "state of preparation"!

A person in broad daylight is like a fool and has been running in circles in the sun, seeing the pedestrians around him avoiding it, this thing can't have a problem with his brain

Then took a shower. After that, I wiped the mouse and keyboard well, and if you want to do a good job, you must first sharpen your tools, and if you don't have good peripherals, you still play games.

The next thing is to have a good meal, people are iron, rice is steel, if you don't have a full stomach, how can you play the game well!

Old man Huang was gone, so Wang Lei found the best small restaurant outside the community, the name is very popular, it is called "Blind Eat". Wang Lei entered the store and found a seat to sit down, and waved his hand, "Boss, pick your good one!" ”

After a meal, Wang Lei felt that he had changed his temper very well, and he was in good spirits on happy occasions, so he took out a hundred yuan and smashed it on the table, and waved his hand again, "Boss, don't look for it!" ”

Then only left the boss with a coquettish and domineering back, for a while, watching Wang Lei gradually drift away, the restaurant owner who came back from his sluggishness scolded: "Find you a melon baby!" I owe these five dollars! You come back to Lao Tzu and make up for it."

On the way home, Wang Lei regretted it, and when he was excited, Nima ate too much and had to support the wall when he walked

As soon as he got home, Wang Lei overcame his stomach support and ate too much; Soreness in hands and feet, a little dizziness, and running under the sun in broad daylight; As well as the keyboard keys are not working, and when wiping the water, bad factors such as water began to play custom exercises.

Today must be extraordinary, Wang Lei constantly warned himself in his heart, he must let Xiaomi understand his awesome technology!

Because Mao felt more nervous than playing in the Olympics, Wang Lei wiped the sweat from his palms.

Time flies quickly, and before I know it, the time is almost seven o'clock, Wang Lei rarely opened the live broadcast room in advance, and most of the audience is already online at this time.

As soon as I saw the anchor coming, I immediately brushed up all kinds of barrages-

"Damn! I'm not mistaken, Meng Ye is actually ahead of schedule! ”

"Upstairs is not mistaken, I have pinched my thigh, it hurts"

"The conscience anchor is finally online ahead of schedule"

"Meng Ye is here, let's fight"

"Open Open Hit"

"Ask for the next AP Zhao Xin"

“”――

"Ahem" Wang Lei coughed, and said seriously: "Don't make trouble, be serious, let's talk about something serious"——

"Well, you say, we're serious"

"How do you sell chrysanthemums upstairs?"

"You should be serious, Meng Ye is going to be serious!"

"I'm scared to death, Master Meng is going to be serious"

"You all want this kind of joke"

“”――

Wang Lei is full of black lines, am I not serious? When have I stopped being serious! Well, it doesn't seem like there's a serious time, but this time it's serious, I'm going to show my super king-level strength, so I'll take out my housekeeping skills and make the world tremble! It's not just to show off in front of Xiaomi!

Wang Lei thought so in his heart

Therefore, hormones can greatly reduce a person's IQ, and two tons of brain fragments are not so powerful.

"Anyway, don't make a fuss, I'm going to fight well tonight, so I'll say less." Wang Lei said: "Now you can open all your recording software, and the next performance I want to perform can definitely be on all kinds of top10, and you can use it to exchange for Q coins at that time." ”

The audience was stunned for a moment.

“6666666666”

"This is forcing me to convince me"

"Dream Master pretending to be forced is no trace of PS"

"Ready, ready to cast the funny TOP10"

“”――

Because of Wang Lei's words, there was a lot of uproar in the live broadcast room, some said that people in their dreams bragged, some said that they wanted to see the anchor being slapped in the face, and some people believed in the anchor's technology, in short, it was a mess.

After a while, Xiaomi also came, Wang Lei pulled her into the room, and Xiaomi's arrival set off a new round of climax in the live broadcast room, saying that the person in the dream had a love affair with Xiaomi.

Wang Lei didn't pay much attention to it, what he was thinking about was how to play extraordinarily, but Xiaomi blushed with shame, fortunately, she didn't start the live broadcast herself, it was broadcast live in Wang Lei's live broadcast room, so no one could see her.

Wang Lei opened a ranking and said: "You see, tonight is my one-man exhibition match, and I will definitely kill the opposite side when the time comes!" ”

The audience said, I don't believe it, I don't believe it, I don't believe it, and Xiaomi is giggling.

People in her dreams can always make her laugh, and even she doesn't know why, even when she plays games with him and chats, she is inexplicably happy.

"If you don't believe it, look at it, wait for me to hit you in the face." Wang Lei said with a smile, whether they believe it or not, as long as they get the mid-laner position, they have the confidence to blow up the opposite side, no matter who they are facing.

After a while, there were people in line, and as soon as Wang Lei entered the fifth floor, Nima was even more destined in this life! You can just come to the fourth floor! For Mao must be on the fifth floor.

Since ancient times, there have been no human rights on the fifth floor, and in order to get a position, Wang Lei also fought hard.

Immediately hit one: "The fifth floor is in the single!" If you don't give it, you will give it! ”

Millet chuckled when she saw it, and said softly: "How can you ask for a position so much"

The audience is also full of black lines, dare not be a little more shameless.

Wang Lei said helplessly: "I can't help it, if I don't come like this, there will be no scum left when I get to the fifth floor."

As a result, the second floor of his house was immediately typed.

Ugly Deserted City: Dream Master!?

Wang Lei covered his face, Nima lost his face and actually knew someone.

"End" Wang Lei cried and mourned: "There is no place to put the old face now, I actually met someone I know"

Millet giggled: "What are you afraid of when you are so thick-skinned?"

Well, sure enough, those who are close to Zhu are red and those who are close to ink are black, and even Xiaomi has learned to sarcastic.

Wang Lei typed weakly.

Tower 22: The small one can't be single

Ugly Deserted City: ......

Ugly Deserted City: Mengye, you are cute

Wang Lei held his forehead, and Xiaomi and the audience laughed even more happily.

Ugly Koala: Who's the Dream Master?

Ugly Deserted City: You don't even know this, telling you to read more often, it's the invention of the alchemy ad demon queen who sent death to alchemy

Anyway, what does this have to do with reading?

Ugly Koala: it! Great God! Nima Lao Tzu is going to buy a lottery ticket

Ugly Koala: Is the Great God live?

Ugly Deserted City: Yes......

Ugly Koala: It's on TV!

Ugly Koala: It's the first time! I'm so nervous, wait for me to get dressed

Ugly Deserted City: ......

Ugly Deserted City: The audience can't see you, only the hero......

Ugly Koala: yes

Wang Lei looked at the chat between the two teammates with black lines, what was going on with this tone of sudden realization, what was the immediate sense of this mentally retarded dialogue, could it be that the ranking system could not bear to win continuously, and even reached the point where some teammates with IQ arrears were lined up to let themselves lose?

Xiaomi and the audience laughed (to be continued.) )