Chapter 15: Eaten by a hyena
Qi Tianfu boldly looked at the old man in front of him, muttering in his heart.
What do you mean, together with me like a ghost, you are immortals, look at your wrenched dog's tail grass-like eyebrows, black hole-in-the-dark mouse-hole-like eyes, messy hair like an old eagle's nest, a short horn like a piece of shit lying on the face of the nose, drooling like a pig's mouth that has just eaten someone's swill, the most neat thing is the dirty goatee, and the fucking hanging I don't know whether it is tears or saliva, disgusting to death. Where there is a little bit of fairy wind bones.
Qi Tianfu searched his stomach and found a lot of words in his heart, and his belly was black.
Are you an immortal? Phew, it's just you, put together a sloppy, buried big head sticker, or a big toy that was thrown into the trash by a dirty kid who had enough to play with.
And you monsters, one by one with missing arms and legs, some with broken limbs, eyebrows, nose and eyes, my mother, and heart, liver, intestines and lungs, don't be disgusting, you are a special immortal.
Qi Tianfu scolded in his heart, and suddenly thought, no matter whether it is a ghost, a human or an immortal, Lao Tzu is able-bodied, are you still afraid of these cripples? Gradually being annoyed by this group of things that are not human or ghosts, he couldn't help but scold out loud. Yell, stop crying, hum and chirp like what, tell me what kind of place this is, what are you doing?!
The whimpering cry stopped suddenly, and the old man and a group of onlookers looked at Qi Tianfu in surprise and asked in unison, Are you yelling at us?
Qi Tianfu was a little timid again, oh, what's that, let me ask you something, did you see a person who looks the same as me just now, that is, a person with good facial features and sound limbs?
The old man said suspiciously, if there is a or not, we just heard the sound of a fight here and rushed over, because we felt that there were chaotic creatures here, so we dodged for a while before coming, and when we came here, we saw you, a half-human, half-ghost, sitting here. Even if you are half-dead, it is impossible to make such a big move.
Qi Tianfu said, correct, I'm not a ghost.
The old man said, yes, you shouldn't have drunk Meng Po soup, and you haven't crossed the Nai He Bridge, so that it is not a person or a ghost, but it is also in line with the chaotic order here.
Seeing that Qi Tianfu was puzzled, he added, this is a chaotic world, neither black nor white, unclear, not nothing, but there is a hidden supreme creation, which is the source of all things in heaven and earth and the ancestor of all Dao roots, and it is also an excellent place to cultivate ten thousand laws.
Cultivation? Cultivation has become what you are?" Qi Tianfu said sarcastically.
The old man explained, because I am from foreign objects, and we have long been contaminated with mixed things, so we have been rejected by the order of this realm, and for countless years, there have also been several great powers who have entered here to comprehend the Chaos Dao, but they have also slightly changed some rules, and there are also rumors that there is a supreme power that deliberately left this chaotic realm for future generations to realize and cultivate. The speed of time in the chaotic space is about a hundred times that of the outside world, which means that we have been cultivating here for a hundred years, and the immortal realm has only been a year. As a result, those of us who cultivate immortals and demons will try their best to enter this chaotic realm to find an opportunity.
By chance, you have to cultivate without arms and legs, you have no heart and lungs, and your limbs are broken, who are you fooling?
Hehe, the old man was a little embarrassed, and explained that there is a heavenly way in the underworld, there is a time limit for entering the chaos realm to cultivate, and the yuan infant can't enter at all, and the god refining period can be cultivated for about a hundred years, and the earth immortal realm can be cultivated for a thousand years, and if it exceeds this period, it will be trapped here, and it will either become holy or it will be eaten away by chaos little by little. Those of us who are not cultivated enough will turn into this chaotic gas if we stay for a long time.
For example, this one, the old man pulled a pair of ears, his nickname is clairvoyant, a pair of ears are cultivated to the point of supernatural cultivation, and he can hear the sound dozens of miles away, alas, the old man sighed and continued, when swallowed by the chaotic gas, the human instinct will struggle, and it will also focus on the strongest instinct, so the rest of his body is chaotic, and all the functions converge on this pair of ears. But in a few thousand years, the ears will be reduced to nothingness. Just like my brilliant head, which is unparalleled in the world, will also turn into chaotic gas.
Qi Tianfu became more and more accustomed to the chaotic environment, and he could see that except for the part that was very obviously strengthened, the rest of the parts were like phantoms, and he couldn't help but feel sad when he thought that he would become like this in the future. It's good to think that Qian Er is here, maybe there is a good way, and then he sighed and said, alas, how long have you not spoken, can you talk about the point.
The point, yes, where is the focus of your cultivation, that is, what will you grow into in the end?
Qi Tianfu scratched his head and thought for a while, not to mention, after thinking about it for a long time, he really didn't know where his body was the strongest. If you want to say strong, does seven times a day count?
Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then laughed and shouted, "Lust Laoba, your kind is here." Then it flashed to the side. Pushed and shoved by everyone, he walked out of a phantom, and was stunned by a small baby-like object pestle there. The phantom's head was dark, and the facial features and body could only be vaguely seen, and only the small object was dangling. Seeing Qi Tianfu looking at himself, he straightened up the object under his crotch and shouted, what do you see, it's like this, I think back then, Lao Tzu was also singing every night, and the East was undefeated.
Qi Tianfu said angrily, your thing is like a caterpillar, and you kindly take it out to show off.
The old man suddenly became angry and said, "You are so bad", and then covered his face and got into the crowd.
This is a group of monsters, Qi Tianfu then said impatiently, you guys, why are you so verbose, I want to know now, what chaos creatures you said appeared here, and where did my companions go. Hey, that sticker, what about you?
The old man who hadn't spoken for a long time shook his head and said, Correct, my name is Tong Xiaotian, and I am nicknamed the unparalleled old man in the world. Hey, what is a sticker?
Qi Tianfu was anxious to know the news of Qian Er, and even coaxed and said, hehe, the old man of Tianji, the big head sticker, is the head big and brainless, seeing that the old man was about to ask questions and hurriedly changed the semantics, that is, the symbol of extreme wisdom, think about it, wisdom has grown to a certain extent, what do you want to do with your brain, in our world, it is an idol that children especially like and worship.
The old man's face became pleasant, and he nodded and said, Well, this is about the same, basically in line with my image. Boy, there are often hyenas near where you fell, and your friend is most likely eaten by hyenas.