Chapter 1: The Incompetent of the Elven Village
Maple Leaf Village is a small and inconspicuous village on the continent of Ella, consisting of about 50 families.
Surrounded by forests, it is peaceful and tranquil. A small stream from north to south divides the village in two, and there is a small square on the left bank of the stream. To the south of the village there are various types of farmland and some planted fruit trees, while the remaining three sides are surrounded by forests. From the canopy to the north, you can faintly see some mountains. This is a very typical elven village. The silence of this small village is shattered by the sound coming from the square.
"Drew!!! You missed again! How many times have I said that! Aim for me! Be steady, keep your left arm flat and your right hand hard! How many years have you been and you can't even hit the target? ”
The most beautiful person in the village, Aiya, is said to be able to circle the village three times hand in hand. And this beauty is pointing at a child and scolding regardless of the image.
"Did you see that? Your sister can shoot the bull's-eye, how old is she? How many years have you been, even if you don't have the talent to practice, you can still practice a skill. You can't even hit a target, you dare to call yourself an elf? The goddess is above, did you take a nap when he was born? Sorry Goddess, I didn't question your greatness. ”
Eyya is a Silver Level 4 archer, and she is said to be the most powerful archer in this small village. She served as the head of the guard for the small village. When he doesn't have much to do, he also serves as an archer instructor in this village. Aiya has always prided herself on producing many excellent shooters, but often doubts her teaching skills when facing Drew.
How many times? Anyway, Aiya didn't want to count. As long as it's a test, Drew will definitely not pass. But the extremely responsible Aya, who never gave up on this untalented student, tried to change this phenomenon with all her efforts, but often won the situation where Drew scratched the back of his head and stuck out his tongue.
Eyja, of course, knew how untalented Drew was. She remembered that a few years ago, during the mage elemental affinity test, Drew failed to make the crystal ball shine in any light. This means that Drew is a demon-free, in other words, a magical idiot and a demon-breaker. This kind of physique is very rare, under normal circumstances, no matter how talented people are, they can at least make the test crystal ball glow faintly, and for the elves who are born to be the darlings of magic, this physique is really hard to find for thousands of years, as for whether there is mental power, that's a later story.
As the saying goes, the gods don't give you the brilliance of magic, but the merciful will point you the other way. But this sentence seems to be just a joke for Drew.
In the solemn priest selection ceremony for the goddess, Drew did not receive even the slightest favor from God, and after a day and a night of prayer, it is said that many children who prayed with Drew were favored by the goddess to a greater or lesser extent. They came out in good spirits. But Drew said a rebellious "I'm hungry~" after coming out, and he was even more mentally depressed.
Even more maddening is yet to come, the sword instructor Edmund is the vice-captain of the village's guard, a silver-level swordsman. According to Edmund's drunken anger, Drew is a pile of rotten grass that can't hold up the wall. In the basic movement training, Drew's performance was very good, every movement was flawless, and every board was as fine as a textbook. But once he got to the sparring stage, Drew was all sorts of ugly and ugly losses. And he didn't have the comprehension of the moves at all, and when the children in the same period were about to learn the half-moon slash, Drew couldn't even use the most basic slash.
As for archery, well, Aiya's head is starting to hurt again.
If the path to becoming stronger isn't for you, then at least you should learn some crafts and support your family, right? But it is said that no matter what craft Drew was taught, when the teacher walked away, everyone would find that Drew was asleep, so the bastard also caused two small fires, causing several small riots in the village.
"Next!"
Aiya felt like she was about to collapse, and all the hard work she had been doing had not paid off. The agitated Eyya decided not to see out of sight and waved his hand for Drew to walk away.
Amid the laughter of a group of children, Drew ran to the back of the line and shrugged at her before Eyya noticed. This action happened to be discovered by Hans, Drew's nemesis.
"Hey, it's going to be miserable if you find out about Eyya or her most supplicant. Do you know how attractive beautiful women are? Maybe I'll only miss the bad days with you tomorrow in the cemetery. Stabbed Drew, Hans laughed. Although Hans tried to keep his voice as low as possible, it still drew some muffled laughter from the surroundings.
"Go aside! Don't think you've hit the bullseye three times and feel like you've gone to the skies, I'm depressed, be careful that I'll eat all your treasured apples tomorrow, it might make me feel better. Drew laughed and punched Hans back, then looked left and right, ready to find a place to sit and wait for the test to end.
"I won't let you steal, you glutton, a moth, a dead child who is good for nothing. Maybe I should follow the example of a human knight and throw a glove at you to clear your cloudy mind. "Hans and Drew started to lose friends when they wore open crotch pants, and Drew's taunt was of course immune to Hans, but he fought back with a sharp smile and grin, and scolded Drew many times, and Hans also stole a lot of Drew cards to hurt people.
"Annoying, Sample, a little white face with only appearance. Looks like I'm going to have to do something different to make you lose your true love. Let you see me in the future, and I will run to the tree and tremble. Look at my demonic feet! Of course, Drew was not going to sit still, and took advantage of Hans's inattention to give Hans a kick, and expressed his verbal counterattack against Hans with his actions.
I saw Hans fall like a landslide, and in an instant he lay on the ground, holding his legs with both hands, and screaming to cut his throat and move. "Oops―――――― it hurts me, it hurts me! Drew, you kick me! It hurts me to death! If you have the ability, you are angry with Teacher Aiya, why are you kicking me~ It hurts me to death! ”
This level of acting skills can definitely deceive the great goddess, and the glory of the king of fake falls shines on you. Drew thought helplessly. Sensing the approach of a high-energy dangerous species, Drew decided to make a strategic retreat for the sake of a great future and the hope of the revolution. After giving Hans a look that you are dead for, he turned his back to Hans's sneaky grimace and Eyya's lion roar, and quickly ran to the head of the village, flashing a few times and disappearing.