Click!

The iron cage slowly rose, and the desperate eyes of the three finally showed a glimmer of hope. At the end of their careers, losing to these three outsiders is definitely a stain on their brilliant careers. At this time, they must have regretted it, they shouldn't have come to participate in this Rausch iron cage battle at all. Can? Where did they think they would lose before they were defeated? After all, the opponent is just a basketball player with no wrestling experience?

WWE's paramedics were very powerful, carrying three stretchers in less than three minutes after the cage was opened, and quickly carried away the three who failed. Among them, HBK and UT are indeed incapacitated, and HHH can still walk, but his fleshy buttocks determine that his walking posture will not look good.

Since you can't leave a perfect back for your fans, let's be carried out!

It is understandable that HHH made such a choice.

Immediately after the three losers were pulled away, a WWE crew member ran up to them and handed them a microphone. Let them say a victory speech, as is customary.

"I said I'd blow HBK! I've always been a man who walks the talk, and now, I've done it. Michael Beasley was a rare time to put it succinctly.

"UT is too weak, he doesn't deserve the dangerous nickname 'The Undertaker'. I am the real mourner, my name is King Yama! In a rare move, Roc raised his voice and loudly announced his nickname to the wrestling fans in the audience.

When the microphone was handed over to Li Guanyu, Li Guanyu chuckled and shook his head. He said very calmly: "I'm a basketball player, and I just won an away game. ”

After saying that, he threw away the microphone and strode backstage with Roquet and Michael Beasley. watched the arrogant backs of the three of them walk unruly towards the locker room. The fans in the stadium found that there was no boos coming out of their throats, and they were still in shock - how could these three guys knock down HHH, HBK, UT?

Back in the locker room, Michael Beasley immediately ran to Li Guanyu with an aggrieved face, and said quite dissatisfied: "Liu Kuan is crazy, why did you stop HBK from adding HHH just now?" Don't you think it's creative? ”

"After all, people are old men, and they have beaten him like that, so don't humiliate him in front of twenty or thirty thousand spectators, right?"

“…… Well, you convinced me. Michael Beasley nodded, although he was still a little unwilling, but since Li Guanyu had spoken, it was impossible for him to stalk anymore.

After changing his clothes and just about to go out, he broke into four women and looked at them - Miley Cyrus, Kim Kardashian, Paris Hilton, Jessica Alba.

When Li Guanyu saw this, he secretly shouted 'bitterness' in his heart. Looking at the four women's menacing expressions of dissatisfaction, he had even prepared for the worst - to be wheeled on the spot.

When Li Guanyu was thinking about how to escape, Luo Kedi threw a silver^ look at his uncle very ambiguously, and then fell into the well: "Michael, let's go first." ”

"Okay, Kangbazi." Michael Beasley immediately understood, carried the three's bag, and walked out behind Roque. (Note: Kangba's is equal to carrying the handle, and Michael Beasley, a foreigner, can't carry the handle for three tones.) It's like he can't send 'Rukawa Kaede'! When Li Guanyu kept condemning the two of them for having no surnames...... Boom!

The door of the locker room was slammed shut, and then the four women pressed towards Li Guanyu step by step in a formation of encirclement.

Are they going to swallow me like a lotus root wrapped in a lotus root? Could it be that this is the legendary step-by-step lotus? -- Li Guanyu retreated step by step, and at the same time, a wave of despair welled up in his heart.

Boom! Li Guanyu, who kept retreating, hit the locker, and he finally had no way out.

"Well, two hours later, another good man!" Li Guanyu's heart was horizontal, closing his eyes and waiting for the wheel.

However, at the same time that Li Guanyu closed his eyes and bit his lower lip to prepare for the wrath of the 'Step by Step Lotus', there was a dispute within the four-petal lotus.

"What are you doing here?" The feud is started by Paris Hilton, and her guns are aimed at Miley Sellers and Kim Kardashian, after all, they are not part of the same gang.

"And what are you doing here?" Kim Kardashian said-for-tat, since Paris Hilton publicly mocked her hips like elephants in front of the media, the two are no longer best friends but mortal enemies.

"We're here to find Lee." Jessica Alba lifted her chin slightly, walked to Li Guanyu's left hand and gently grabbed Li Guanyu's left arm, and dragged Li Guanyu's elbow in an extremely ambiguous posture.

was invaded by a bag of rounded spheres with a full surname, Li Guanyu's dantian immediately became hot again, and the slinger also had a high-spirited upward trend.

"Hmph, we're here for Lee too." Miley Sellers pouted, stepped forward, leaned on Li Guanyu's right hand in the same posture, and desperately supported Li Guanyu's right elbow with **.

All of a sudden, the two sides were like fire and water, and the atmosphere was very awkward.

To be sure, the stimulation on the left-hand side is a little stronger. Although Miley Sellers is also very good, compared to the first beauty Jessica, it still lacks some charm. Of course, Miley Sellers is still young, and judging by her breast shape, her development trend will definitely be very gratifying.

Seeing that the situation was getting more and more stiff, Li Guanyu, who was hanging in the middle, was afraid that it would be more and more difficult to deal with, and finally opened his mouth. Adhering to the tenet of 'not bullying girls with small breasts', he made the following decision: "Jessica, you guys go out for a while, and I'll call you in the evening." ”

"......" Jessica glanced at Li Guanyu when she heard this, thinking that she had heard it wrong, and subconsciously straightened her chest again-you actually chose this girl who is not yet fully developed?

"I'll call you in the evening, obedient!" Li Guanyu once again said a word of relief, he had to make a choice.

This time, Jessica finally understood, and suddenly looked aggrieved, and tears almost fell. But in the end, he forcibly held back, stared at Li Guanyu viciously and said, "If you don't come at night, you will die." ”

"Well, okay!" Li Guanyu nodded again and again.

After receiving Li Guanyu's affirmative reply, Jessica let go of Li Guanyu's arm. Then he gave a warning glance to Miley Sellers, who was complacent about the 'battle for favor and victory', and then strode away.

After Jessica took Paris Hilton away, Kim Kardashian on the side immediately rushed to Li Guanyu's left hand side and tried to hold up Li Guanyu's left elbow with her boiling bust.

But Li Guanyu shook it off gently, and then said, "I don't like you very much." ”

"Why?" Kim Kardashian's face was so aggrieved that she almost cried.

"Because you're so innocent, you have too many ex-boyfriends." Li Guanyu shook his head and walked out with Miley Sellers.

"But before I met you, at least eight centimeters inside me were new." Kim Kardashian was even more aggrieved, in her subconscious, since Li Guanyu helped her open up the 28CM (maybe not so deep) channel, then she should be responsible for this channel. Moreover, now she can't have a super friendship relationship with any other man except Li Guanyu.

"I'm sorry!" Li Guanyu still said the same indifferent words, and then walked away quickly.

Walking out the door, Li Guanyu heard Kim Kardashian's voice coming over. Li Guanyu turned his head to Miley Sellers and asked, "Am I a little cruel?" ”

"No, not at all!" Miley Sellers hurriedly shook her head and said, "She has already taken responsibility for some of her previous actions, she is an adult." ”

"Oh!" Li Guanyu nodded.

After a while, Miley Sellers said cautiously, flushedly, and rather shyly, "Actually, I gave you the second time, and my first time for the mountain bike." ”

"Oh!" Li Guanyu nodded, didn't say anything, his slinger had already felt it.

That night, Li Guanyu fulfilled the responsibility of a man, and he filled the desires of Miley Sellers and Jessica Alba successively. In fact, he also passively filled Paris Hilton's desires, because when Li Guanyu and Jessica were doing things, she hid in the closet and listened carefully. In the end, while Jessica was thoroughly wet, she was also wet.

The next day, the headlines of the major sports media are almost all - Li Guanyu cross-border battle WWE, sweeping DX/Undertaker.

And this complete victory quickly caused a shock in the NBA league.

"I promise, I'm not going to use any petty manipulation on Lee in the future, he almost single-handedly knocked out HHH, HBK, and now my mind is constantly replaying the horrific images of him sweeping through thousands of armies with a blood-dripping mace. I promise, this will be stored in the depths of my brain forever. Also, Which veterinarian said Lee was reimbursed for his career? Hardcore WWE fan Artest was on the scene that night, so he made that comment almost immediately.

"If I had to choose a partner in the NBA right now, I would definitely choose Lee. Because of him by his side, no one dared to use small gestures on me. On top of that, he looks like he's recovering pretty well, and I even think he's in more shape than he was in the playoffs. There is no doubt that the Golden State Warriors have picked up the treasure. Kobe Bryant, who just won the O'Brien Cup, made no secret of his love for Li Guanyu in front of the media.

"I'll never forget the kid-like cage fight between Charles Barkley and Dennis Rodman, but I'll never forget the Lee vs. DX fight, and I'll always tell myself, don't talk trash to him, this guy is more ferocious than a Tibetan mastiff." The wolf king Garnett said, he was also stimulated by the image of Li Guanyu holding a mace.

"Without a doubt, Lee is the best basketball player on the planet." David Stern also made a short comment, watching Li Guanyu create such a huge topic, how could he not be happy when he believes that business is king?

"I still dare to defend against Lee because he can't find any mace on the NBA court." Ben Wallace looked a little unimpressed.

"There's no doubt that we've got a baby, and next season, the Golden State Warriors are aiming for the Western Conference semifinals." Old Nelson makes bold and arrogant predictions in front of the media. However, few people criticize this sentence, because since Li Guanyu can lead the Heat without Wade and Beasley to almost enter the second round, why can't he lead the well-staffed Warriors to the second round?

“…………”

While there was a lot of commotion, the Mia dense body was silenced, and no one commented, including Dwyanwade. However, an insider revealed that Pat Riley was drunk for two days and two nights.

Perhaps because Li Guanyu's performance at WWE was too dazzling, the companies that were unwilling to accept Li Guanyu's contract immediately expressed their willingness to accept it.

There was a discussion in the outside world, but the person concerned, Li Guanyu, was very calm and did not make any comments. That night, Li Guanyu had another big fight with Vanessa Huggins, although now having sex with these acquaintances^ increased the energy of extremely small. However, Li Guanyu adheres to the responsibility of a man and selfless dedication again and again, in a sense, Li Guanyu's current behavior is not fundamentally different from Lei Feng, and he is serving the people.

After two days in Las Vegas, return to the Golden State. As soon as he arrived in Golden State, Chris Moon called, saying that he wanted to sign a contract with Li Guanyu. I think it was because I saw Li Guanyu in the WWE ring and the insurance company absolutely accepted his contract.

Although Li Guanyu could guess Chris Moon's starting point, he did not debunk it, but signed his name on the contract, after all, there is at least one year to deal with in the next year, and the quarrel at the beginning is more or less conducive to future cooperation.

After signing the contract, Ye Ziqing recuperated for half a month, and the 2009 draft was held on June 26. That night, just when everyone was thinking that Chris Moon would pick a swingman at the guard, he took off Stephen Curry, who was modeled after Li Guanyu.

signed Li Guanyu on the front foot, and selected Stephen Curry, who is very similar to Li Guanyu's style, on the back foot. Could it be that the Warriors still don't want to believe that Li Guanyu is back to his best? Do they need an extra spare tire on the point guard?

All of a sudden, all kinds of voices from the outside world were endless. Faced with suspicion before it even began, almost no one thought that Li Guanyu's future in Golden State would be smooth............ It's worth mentioning, though. Stephen Curry, who was drafted by Golden State, said in front of reporters: "I am friends with Lee, in fact I am still his fan, and his performance in the playoffs has completely conquered me." I'm willing to be his replacement, and I think I can learn a lot from him. ”

(To be continued)