Wang Lei listlessly invited Xiaomi, began to line up people, so far, he has won more than 30 consecutive victories, Wang Lei is not a heavy black-framed glasses will be windless automatic, flashing the light of the mystery, and then you can know five hundred years ago, five hundred years later, know astronomy and geography, know trivialities, advanced mathematics at your fingertips, Einstein's theory of relativity, quantum mechanics, the Big Bang theory, and the data emperor who is proficient in everything. So he couldn't understand the ranking system at all, which was as magical and incomprehensible as a cosmic black hole, so he didn't know what kind of perverted opponent he would be ranked against.

"What's wrong with you, why don't you talk so much today." Wang Lei didn't say a word while waiting in the queue, which made Xiaomi very unaccustomed. I usually like to brag the most, and I talk like shaking beans, and the person in my dream who can't stop talking when I open my mouth doesn't speak.

"I'm thinking about life." Wang Lei returned at will.

"Just brag, people like you can only brag all day long, and you don't have any inner beauty at all, and you can still think about life." Xiaomi said teasingly. Sure enough, it is close to Zhu who is red and close to ink and black, and he has been broadcasting live with the person in his dream for a long time, and even a girl like Xiaomi, who is like a little white sheep, has also learned to be sarcastic with him, the big bad wolf.

Hearing Xiaomi's words, Wang Lei smiled in his heart, what a kind girl, "No way, I just don't pay attention to inner beauty, I rely on external beauty to eat." Wang Lei returned with a smile.

Hearing the laughter of the person in the dream, Xiaomi seemed to have something fluttering in his heart, and scolded with a soft smile: "Dream bragging"-

"Wo Cao, this forced to pretend that there is no trace of PS"

"Pretending to be natural"

"Invisible pretending, the most deadly"

"In order to show the external beauty, Meng Ye quickly turned on the camera"

“”――

Looking at the messy barrage, the depression in Wang Lei's heart went a little more, and then Luohua listened to the rain and typed: Mengye, did I make you angry.

"Cut, I'm going to be mad at a little kid like you. Your dad isn't angry with me. Wang Lei said unashamedly that he would never admit the shameful fact that he was angry with a little child.

"Cut, you still say that you are not angry, duplicity, and also, how old are you to call me a little brat." Falling flowers listen to the rain and type.

"I'm in college" Wang Lei hurriedly stopped halfway through the words, Sanqing Daozun is on top, and he is as witty as me, fortunately he stopped in time, otherwise he would be exposed, how big can a person who just graduated from college be? In the future, you can't use the title of "little brat", so you can't listen to the rain of the high-minded lesson, so she hurriedly changed her words: "It's been decades since I graduated." "Wocao, Wang Lei patted his head, pretending to be forced is really a technical job, the action must be fast, and the posture must be handsome! Just slipped his mouth and said that more than ten years have become decades, at least he can be a father and grandfather! Who would sit in front of the computer and play games, isn't that guilt? What a failed pretend!

Sure enough, before the words fell, Luohua listened to the rain and the audience typed: "Who are you fooling, people at the level of grandpa can still play games!?" ”

"I can't be strong all the time." Wang Lei replied, "You guys really pretend to be forced to slap me in the face, can you give me some face." Suddenly, everyone in the live broadcast room was happy-

"Don't cry, stand up and masturbate"

"Meng Ye needs Yunnan Baiyao"

"Meng Ye's face is swollen, I'll blow it for you"

"Playing is healthier"

“”――

"Actually, it doesn't matter to tell you, I just graduated from college this year, and I belong to a dog." Wang Lei said, pretending to fail, had to confess, and at the same time the idea of prank rose in his heart, "I said that the falling flowers and listen to the rain, I reported it, do you also tell me how old you are this year, whether you are a little child." ”

"What"

"I ask you how old you are!"

"Oh"

"Oh, you big-headed ghost, I asked you how old you are, you can't be an underage child."

"What"

"Did you listen to me?"

"Oh"

Wang Lei was speechless, the anger in his heart, "Oh" Your brother-in-law! My brother-in-law is so hard, is there anything more obvious than this to pretend to be crazy and stupid! But he's really helpless! Is there anything more tragic than that? It's like a hooligan comes over and touches your chest (both men and women) without saying anything, and smiles at you after touching it, I just want to kill someone!

Just when Wang Lei was about to go crazy, there were people in line, so Wang Lei had to put this matter aside for the time being and click in.

Then thunder does not move on the fifth floor.

"Forget it, I can't complain anymore, I'm the kind of man who is destined to stand in a high place, dance to figure out the shadow, and the high place is unbearable!" Wang Lei said with such an expression on his face, just like Jin Sanpang said with a serious face, my Democratic People's Republic of Korea will hit the United States tomorrow, although the intentions are good, but hey, anyone? Check the water meter! Ahem, that's the truth anyway.

"Giggle, start bragging again, beware of colds." Millet said.

"Thank you for your concern."

"But isn't the fifth floor at the bottom?" Millet asked puzzled, the tone was as pure as a schoolboy whose curiosity could fill the Pacific Ocean.

Wang Lei supported his forehead, although the desire for knowledge is very pure, but why do you want to give the desire for knowledge two slaps, people are hard! As the last bit of dignity on the fifth floor, the curiosity is reasonable and legal and does not violate morality, Wang Lei said vicissitudes: "I'll go cry for a while" made Xiaomi giggle, "Don't cry baby, come to mom to hug!" ”――

"Hahaha, my abs"

"The goddess of millet hugs me hugs me"

"Meng Ye has cried and fainted in the toilet"

"I've already called 120"

"Millet was damaged by Mengye"

“”――

Wang Lei subconsciously typed, although life is difficult and the fifth floor is not easy, but if you don't struggle as the fifth floor, what is the difference between it and salted fish! Salted fish: Your uncle, who did Lao Tzu provoke! Why is it me who lies down every time!

Defense Tower 222: Big brothers and sisters, ask for a position, don't help

Kill me once and count you ruthlessly: I'll go! Dream Master!

Kill me once and count you ruthlessly: report it on your thighs! You can always pick any position.

The rookie is very handsome: I'll go, 34 wins in a row!

The rookie is very handsome: the great god! I've already laid down, take whatever I want, and wait to buy lottery tickets.

Wang Lei looked confused, I'll go, it's too easy to get a position, there is no taste of Shura Field at all! If you don't move and are treated as transparent people, you can choose in seconds at every turn, your wife runs away with someone at every turn, and your wife dies at every turn, isn't it too bland.

"My display screen is broken, why is it so easy to ask for someone today, it's unreasonable!" Wang Lei said in surprise.

"What's so strange about this, people recognize you." Xiaomi replied, a thigh that even she can hug, and others will definitely ask for it if she can report it once. Bah, where did I hug it, Xiaomi blushed and shook her head.

So Wang Lei is not polite, typing to ask for a mid-laner, in addition to the jungler is easy to bring rhythm in the mid-laner, and at the same time the mid-laner is better developed than the jungler, and Wang Lei used to be the world's No. 1 mid-laner, the middle lane is more familiar than his family, and the old line is the most reassuring.

So the two sides began to move heroes, Wang Lei and they moved a few strong heroes in the purple side, after all, this is not a regular game, and there is no need to consume brain cells to intrigue in the election. After a while, the two sides began to choose people.

Wang Lei They are on the purple side, the opposite side is selected first, a blind monk jungler, with a flash of punishment, I have to say, as a hero who always occupies the top spot in the appearance rate no matter how the version changes, the honor of the blind monk is as much as his nickname, and it is a very good jungler.

Then Wang Lei's side Xiaomi took Wayne, the treatment flashed, and the second floor took down the knife sister, and the teleportation flashed. On the other side, I took the policewoman's flash plus healing, and the fox ignited plus healing.

Wang Lei took the Jungle Mantis Punishment and Flashing on the third and fourth floors of his side, and assisted the Wind Girl to weaken and flash. So the opposite side took the top single Rambo and lit the flash, and assisted Morgana to be weak and flashed, and in the end, only Wang Lei was left without selection.

"What are you going to play?" The person in the dream is slow to choose, Xiaomi can't help but ask, every time the person in the dream chooses the person, she is very excited, and there is always an inexplicable sense of anticipation, just like humans always want to know how deep the Mariana Trench is. In fact, it's not just Xiaomi, the audience is also looking forward to it, at the beginning, they will report the hero they want to play every time he chooses someone, and then I found that the selection of people in my dream is completely chaotic, and the selection of people never looks at the barrage, after countless armed struggles and verbal protests are ineffective, I will die, and I can only concentrate on waiting for him to choose.

"My hero is the level of the world's most handsome, and it is a massacre to take it out." Wang Lei deliberately sold Guan Zidao, in fact, if you remove the handsome word, this is half a truth, this hero was really named the world's No. 1 a few years later, but this is not only the reason why he played extremely well, but also because he invented an unprecedented way of playing.

"Dream bragging, don't sell it, choose quickly!" Xiaomi urged impatiently.

"Scum, millet Niangniang, the slave is chosen." Wang Lei joked, saying that he had selected a hero, and the live broadcast room became lively in an instant

ps: Thank you for the peaceful traveler, Onizuka915, Yusha Village, you have changed the reward, and thank you for the book ticket Wang Shifei Shengmi Yanxuan Chang sweetheart Qiao Ling, in the next pure white one, I don't know where to see how many votes everyone voted, until one day I saw the two big words "Ticket King" written next to it belatedly thanks, thank you!