The sneaky appearance of two zongzi and a girl on the side of the road can really attract people's attention, early in the morning was ruthlessly driven out of the house by the fifth brother who was going out on a "business trip", and the three brothers could only stand on the side of the road to discuss countermeasures.

Although the fight and hurt people last night were suppressed by the fifth brother, in order not to worry the parents at home, they must not go back like this.

The fourth child is a little stronger, except for the short-sleeved T-shirt showing his two arms a little miserable, the scars on his body are covered, as long as he runs back to change into a long-sleeved shirt and jeans while everyone in the family is in the family, the bruises on his body will not be seen.

But Lin Jia can't do it, although there are no scars on Lin Jia's head and face, and most of the bruises and scratches on his body are on his back, but Lin Jia's hands were rubbed like a bone-beating master, and then a thick layer of black paste was pasted, and then carefully wrapped into a mummy with an abrasive cloth one finger at a time, and finally wrapped the entire palm of his hand into two huge corn cobs with a large abrasive cloth, saying that he would not let his fingers move so that the wounds on the joints would heal as soon as possible.

Lin Jia, who has become a robot cat Tinker Bell, can't even bend his wrist now, let alone bend his fingers, the Mongolian doctor tied a few bamboo pieces to his wrists, and he can only move his elbows now, and the first half is completely crippled.

This will definitely scare my parents to death when I go back like this!

"Why don't we just play in the Internet café for a few days and go back when the injury is healed?" The fourth child has a bad idea.

"Nonsense!" Lin Jia waved his corn cob and said, "If I don't go back at night, my family at least knows that I am surfing the Internet, if I am not at home for a few days, I will definitely be suspected!" ”

"What then?" The boss pointed to Lin Jia's "mallet" and said, "You are like this now, you can't even eat!" The Mongolian doctor said that your hands will have to be wrapped like this for at least a week to be removed, and even if the scars on your hands are removed, I am afraid that they will not be erased in a few months, and you still plan to live in an Internet café for half a year!? There's no way your parents won't find out! ”

Lin Jia squatted down on the curb with his two sticks with a sad face, looked at the cars running around on the road, and suddenly his eyes lit up and said, "Why don't you say that I had a car accident last night?" Hand run over by car!? ”

"Nonsense!"

"Idiot!"

The eldest and the fourth retorted in unison, causing Lin Jia to shrink his neck, and the boss scolded: "You are usually not stupid!" Why was I beaten in the head yesterday and became an idiot!? If you want to say that you got into a car accident, you won't scare your parents to death!? As soon as they inspect it, the injuries on your body are exposed! It's up to you to explain it then! The three brothers all squatted down on the side of the road, looking at the cars on the road with sad faces and trying to find a way.

"That's it!" Lin Jiayi gritted his teeth and said: "After my dad goes to work, my mother is not at home when she comes out to buy groceries, you go back with me, and then help me pack a few clothes, leave a note for my parents, and say that a few of us will make an appointment to go to Wuhan for a few days!" Wait for the two mallets to be removed, and then the bruises on the body are estimated to be almost gone! ”

"Looks like that's all there is to it... Let's go! The eldest and fourth stood up and prepared to act, but Lin Jia was still squatting on the side of the road with a serious face, and the boss shouted inexplicably: "What are you doing!?" Let's go! ”

Lin Jia gritted his teeth and said, "Damn!" Pull me up! I have pain all over my body! The legs are also numb from squatting... Can't stand up! The eldest and fourth almost fainted.

In order to cooperate with Lin Jia, the eldest and fourth simply went home and lied to their parents at home, saying that they would go to Wuhan with Lin Jia to play for a few days, and then carry their bags and a change of clothes, which is really the same as planning to travel.

Then, the three of them returned to Lin Jia's house, hid in the stairwell and waited for Lin Jia's parents to go out, then opened the door and went in, and quickly helped him find a book wrapped in a few clothes and money, and when he left a note, the note written by the fourth child made Lin Jia very dissatisfied: "You wrote this word!" No way! No way! ”

The fourth brother said angrily: "Damn! I still think I'm ugly! You can't write as well as I do! ”

Lin Jia glared and said, "It's because you're better than me!" Just look at it and know it's not my words! I wrote it myself! After speaking, he raised his two corn cobs and was about to do it, and found that both brothers were looking at his hands and snorted: "Who said you can't write without fingers!?" Look at me! Help! Lin Jia asked the fourth child to help him insert the ballpoint pen from the abrasive cloth in his right hand bag, clamp it with the tiger's mouth, and then asked the boss to help hold the note, and wrote it so boldly.

When he finished writing, he looked at it with satisfaction and said, "OK!" Get! It's like my words! The eldest and fourth picked up the note curiously and looked at it, and the boss couldn't help but say suspiciously: "Second!" Do your mom and dad still know English? ”

Lin Jia said inexplicably: "I don't understand!?" ”

"Then do you leave a note in English for them to understand?" The boss brought the book of heaven to Lin Jia.

"Holy! What I wrote is Chinese is good! Lin Jia didn't blush at all and looked at the ghost drawing note he wrote, and read: "Parents: In the past few days, several of our classmates got together and said that they were going to Wuhan to have a fun, because they were not familiar with Wuhan, so they asked me to help them be a tour guide!" I stopped by to stay at my grandfather's house for a few days! Don't worry! We arrived in Wuhan at noon and were calling you, but you weren't home when we came back! Son: Lin Jia. Years and months... What do you think! My excuse is okay!? ”

The fourth said with a look of adoration: "Second! Your parents' level of education is too high! I don't think even the experts who study oracle bones will recognize this word! ”

"Get out!"

After arranging around, Lin Jia and the others hid in the popular science Internet café, and called Lin Jia's relatives in Wuhan with the phone of the Internet café, informing them that Lin Jia and a few people might arrive at noon, in order not to show the stuffing, Lin Jia still picked the phone call from the uncle's house without caller ID, so as not to expose their location by the area code of the caller ID, and waited until almost 12 o'clock at noon, Lin Jia called home again, this time it was Lin Jia's father who answered the phone, and the fourth helped Lin Jia take the phone and put it next to his ear: "Hey! Father!? I'm Lin Jia! We're in Wuhan! ”

"Why did you go to Wuhan without even saying hello?"

"Ugh! You weren't home when I went back to get my clothes! I've got a note for you! You don't feel at ease when you go to other places, and you don't worry about me when I go to Wuhan!? A few of my classmates are clamoring to come to Wuhan to play! ”

"Hmmm! Good! Don't mess around outside! Come back early! Stay safe! Did you bring any money? Don't mess around! Just now, Xu Hongbin's mother called to ask if he was going to Wuhan with you, and if he was with you? ”

Lin Jia hurriedly said loudly: "Fourth! You tell my dad! Your mom called my house! ”

The fourth clever brought the microphone to his ear and greeted Lin Jia's father obediently: "Uncle! Well! Well! My mom wants to call you again, and you say I'm lost! I was abducted by human traffickers and sold in a ravine! Tell her not to look for me! ”

Lin Jia's father was amused by the fourth child, and scolded with a smile: "You ghost!" all day long! Be careful outside, you know!? ”

The fourth child obediently hmmmmmm Uncle! Lin Jia wants to talk to you! Then he stuffed the microphone next to Lin Jia's ear

"Dad! Why are you rambling and it's not over? That's right! Dad, you help me call my uncle's house, we won't go to his house first, a few of my classmates said that they want to go to Wuchang side of the Ma'anshan Forest Park barbecue, maybe camping, we have enough to go to Hankou, my phone book fell in the car, I can't remember the number! You report it to me! ”

"Lose all day!" Dad was nagging on the other end of the phone while looking for Uncle Lin Jia's phone to report to him, Lin Jia had to pretend to remember, well, there was a voice, and when the play was finished, he shouted: "Dad!" That's it! The bus is coming! We're leaving! After saying that, despite the fact that my father was still on the phone, hey, hey, he quickly hung up the phone.

The three of them breathed a sigh of relief, and finally fooled over!

"What now?" Lin Jia was suddenly a little dazed.

"What else can I do? Go up and surf the Internet! The fourth solemnly announced: "I announce!" We'll be eating, drinking, and sleeping in the Internet café for a whole week! Right now! I went out to buy food and potions... Mineral water! No way! It's all said that I'm used to it! The boss went to help the madman get glasses back, are you..."The fourth child looked at Lin Jia, who is currently disabled: "Go up and stay!" Beware of concealment! Let's go! After speaking, he and the boss went separately, Lin Jia smiled, I didn't expect that there would be this benefit if I was injured, I didn't have to run errands!

But soon Lin Jia realized the pain of people with disabilities! He can't get on the net with his hands now! It was very difficult for the hands wrapped into corn cobs to even turn on the machine, squatting on the ground and stabbing it with a mallet several times before turning on the power of the computer, and then he could only look at the mouse and keyboard in a daze, Lin Jia gritted his teeth and thought, when he makes money in the future, he must donate a lot of money to the disabled!

It's easy to open a movie file with both hands and almost without adding both feet, Lin Jia watched the movie helplessly, how should I spend this week!?

(To be continued)