Chapter 5 You can only go on when you take it off
"Xingyao Internet Cafe" four big-character signboards, located on the second floor of a supermarket, there are separate stairs to go up, from the appearance of the decoration is very classy.
"Wait", but a group of people just walked up the stairs, and before they could enter the Internet café, they were stopped by a little charming mm.
"What?" A group of people asked puzzled, "Isn't it an Internet café up there?" ”
A little bewitching mm said: "Of course it's an Internet café, such a big sign hangs, but you can't go on it now, you can't get on it until I take it off." ”
"Can you take it off before you can get it?" Elder Yang swallowed a mouthful of saliva, thinking to himself, could this Internet café still have such a special service? Seeing that mm was charming and a little pure, it was very moving, and the old Yang couldn't help but ask: "How much was it last time." ”
"It's your first time here." "Charge by the hour, two dollars an hour," mm said. ”
"Damn, it's so cheap." Elder Yang hurriedly said, "I'll be the first to get on." ”
Anan said, "Damn, we're going to go too." ”
mm grinned and said, "Then you can go on when I take it off." ”
A group of people said, okay, okay, then you take it off quickly, or we will help you take it off the bottom.
mm grinned and said, don't take it off below. Then he turned around and took out something. A group of people almost fainted, and mm brought a mop, and it turned out that she was saying "drag" instead of "take off." ”
A group of people were deeply shocked, and after a few machines were turned on, and after a group of people sat down, Ah Zuo was still very depressed and said to Da Lao Yang: "Look at you, you want to be crooked." And the first one to go up, you go up, you go. ”
Da Lao Yang said: "Damn, don't you want to be crooked, all of them look squinting, and you still talk about me." ”
Anan said, "Bah, which eye of yours sees our squinting eyes, are we that kind of people?" ”
Akai said: "That is to say, are we that kind of people, besides, even if you are really allowed to go, will a person like you who has lived in black and white for more than 20 years be in the meeting?" ”
"Damn, how could I not." Da Lao Yang said: "It's not me bragging, I had a fierce intimate encounter with exotic beauties n years ago. ”
"Yes, you can blow it." Ah Zuo snorted with his nose, "It's still an exotic beauty, you treat us as a little white." ”
Da Lao Yang said: "If I lie, there will be no little JJ, n years ago, my aunt in Singapore happened to come back, so she took me to Singapore to play for a few days." ”
"The more I talk about it, the more it looks like it." Ah Zuo said, "You continue to fool." ”
Akai, who grew up with Da Lao Yang, said: "Ah Zuo, he is not bragging, he really went to Singapore a few years ago. ”
"An honest person like me, can I blow it up?" Elder Yang said proudly: "You don't know, Singapore is called a clean." ”
"Come on." Ah Zuo said as he entered the interstellar space, "What does cleanliness have to do with your intense intimate encounters. You have to be direct, no. ”
"I was playing in front of the Sphinx, the symbol of Singapore, that day. ”
"The Sphinx?" Before the elder Yang finished speaking, he was interrupted by He Ruodu: "You are going to India and Egypt, and you are still a sphinx, I am sorry, I also have the pyramid and the mummy pharaoh." ”
Elder Yang's face turned red: "It's wrong for a while, it's a merlion statue." Right next to the Singapore River in the city. The weather was quite fine that day, and I saw a beautiful woman in a snow-white dress standing on the road by the river. Beauty, absolute beauty, convex and backward legs, long legs, face more delicate than Nicole Kidman, beautiful and bubbling. ”
Ah Zuo said: "Damn, then you will be surnamed Dafa, and when there is no one on the left and right, you will annihilate her?" ”
Elder Yang said: "Phew, if there is no one, maybe it is possible, but there are many people in that place, and more than n people are walking around." Annihilation? Dream on you. ”
Ah Zuo said: "Then you swallow your saliva like today and leave obediently?" ”
Da Lao Yang said: "What, am I so useless, I deliberately walked to her side, wanting to find a chance to talk to her, ask for a QQ or something." ”
He Ruodu said, "Then you are coming?" ”
Da Lao Yang said: "You would never have imagined what would happen in the next minute, and I didn't expect it at that time. I walked near her, and before I could think of any tricks, she smiled at me, you don't know how charming it is, ** dead. Then she walked straight up to me and had a long, intense kiss with me mouth-to-mouth. ”
"How is that possible?!" Ah Zuo and a group of people were dumbfounded: "Is there something wrong with her aesthetics?" actually had a fierce kiss with you in front of so many people? ”
"I don't think so. But that's just the way it is. Da Lao Yang said: "Before I could figure out what was going on after kissing, I heard her smile at me again, blushing and saying something in English. ”
"What does it mean in English?" Ah Zuo and Xiao Si immediately asked.
"I can't even spell Blizzard's full name, so I don't know what she means in English." Elder Yang said: "After she finished talking to me, she left. ”
"Damn, that's it?" Ah Zuo and the others said with great regret.
Da Lao Yang said: "Of course not, although I don't know English, but I remember my surname very well, so I wrote down the English sentence that was purring." Then he went home and asked my aunt. ”
"Damn, cow." A group of people asked with great interest, "What does that mean in English?" ”
Elder Yang said, "Do you really want to know? ”
"Nonsense, say it quickly." One of the men said, "Otherwise, you will be abolished immediately." ”
Da Lao Yang said: "Okay, I asked my aunt, and my aunt translated it to me, and the meaning of that sentence is, I'm sorry sir, I just wanted to spit, but you also know that the fine for spitting in Singapore is too bad, so it's only like that just now, I hope you can forgive me." ”
"Holy!" The group almost fainted to the ground.
"If I knew it was this ending, I might as well not listen." When He Ruodu was saying this, five young people in their twenties walked up to He Ruodu and Akai and asked He Ruodu very politely: "Are you here to fight the stars?" ”
He Ruodu looked at the five young people who were about the same age as his group curiously, and said, "Yes, what's the matter?" ”
"Why don't you play together?" Said the first young man wearing a baseball cap.
He Ruodu and his group were originally going to come out to find some teams to play live games and add some experience to Liu Zhulang, but when they heard that this young man was such a club, He Ruodu was of course secretly happy in his heart, and said, "Okay." How to play? ”
"How about three 1v1s on each side, don't play 2v2, it's boring." The young man who took the lead said.
He Ruodu said: "Okay, no problem,"
The young man said, "But it's not exciting to just play like this, why don't we have some luck?" ”
"Lots of money?" He Ruodu said: "What color head? ”
The young man said, "How about ten dollars a game?" ”
Hearing the young man say this, Liu Zhulang hadn't figured out what was going on, but an imperceptible sneer had already appeared on the faces of Ah Zuo, A Kai and the others, and He Ruodu hurriedly shook his hand and said, "I'm sorry, we didn't bring any money with us when we went out this time, and basically there was no money left except for the boarding fee." Why don't we do it tomorrow when we come? ”
"Then let's fight again tomorrow." After hearing He Ruodu's words, several people didn't say much, and walked directly to the other side, and after talking for a while, several people sat down opposite the other group of people.
"Boss, what do you mean by ten yuan a game?" At this time, Liu Zhulang couldn't help but ask He Ruodu.
He Ruodu sneered: "It's for money." Rely on your own skills to be better than others, and want to gamble some money by winning or losing games. There are also many such people in Changsha, but generally those who have been out for a long time know this group of people, and they will not find our heads. Those people just found us, either thinking that we had just come out to mingle, or thinking that we were a rookie team who didn't know anything. ”
"yes, aren't we fooled by fighting them now, should we remind them?" Liu Zhulang looks like an ancient road.
"What's the use of reminding them, even if we mess with the situation, they will run to other places, and besides, the strong dragon does not suppress the head snake, more is better than less, and if this kind of loss is eaten once, they will know it later." He Ruodu said.
Liu Zhulang said: "Then their level should be good, or we should go over and visit and secretly take a look behind their opponents, it shouldn't be a problem." ”
He Ruodu said: "Okay, then you can go with me to have a look." Don't let anyone else come, train yourself. ”
After the group nodded and said OK, He Ruodu quietly took Liu Zhulang and sat down next to the empty seat opposite the group. The two of them could see the young man's opponent's every move and the picture on the screen. Their opponents are all dressed like college students, and they agree with their IDs, they all start with RN, and it looks like even if they are not a team, they are a few people who often play together.
(To be continued)