Putting aside Spider-Man's argument that he can speak for himself, I don't know if you are used to using your left hand or right hand when masturbating?

Normally, I think a lot of people use their hands.

In my personal situation, although I am right-handed, I am actually an out-and-out left-hander, and the reason is very simple and clear, after all, the right hand has to hold a mouse.

Because the form of masturbation is different.,Some people like to lie down and masturbate.、Some like to watch a movie.,Some like to solve it together in the bath.,As for me,,I'm always used to watching something to help the fun when masturbating.,After all, if you don't find something to divert attention.,If you keep staring at yourself.,It's easy to get more and more bored.。

Ahem, some people may be inexplicable about why they talk about such a self-destructive topic, but please be calm, in short, what I want to express here is...... Damn, there's no side dish to use here in another world!

There is no Internet, the publishing industry is not developed, and the high price of the documentary magic stone of the projection device is doomed to basically no trace of love action movies on the market in another world.

Yes, I know Beatrice has a habit of taking candid shots, but I don't need A-light like that, with myself as the main character in the film.

Look at what a bad thing it is, it's difficult to even want to adjust your body and mind.

I think if there were other people present, I would definitely be tempted to complain: "Since there is a harem, I still have a yarn!"

For this reason, I am talking to myself here as an answer, even if there is no shortage of the opposite sex around me, but sometimes I still want to ignore others and entertain myself without burden!

The most suitable verb to compare the process of "holding hands" with Cyno is called extraction, Diana is not used because of the psychological disorder, Luvica is like a dead fish in bed, and Beatrice has too many tricks, and from time to time she has to put on an expansion reality show, and the taste is breathless...... I may not feel particularly good at the moment, but every time I think about it afterwards, I shudder, the pharmacist is really terrifying, even if you pull out everything that shouldn't be pulled, see whether you want to cut it off or stuff it back, anyway, after filling the bottle of medicine, it will become no different from an unopened new product.

Recalling the unbearable black history, I unconsciously pulled the topic away, no matter what I want to rely on now, the only object I want to rely on now is Xiao You, only he can understand my mood best, instead of being pulled by the nose by the other party halfway, every time I am shocked, I will find out how I inadvertently ran to the following position.

Okay, enough gossip, there are two problems in front of us right now.

First, I want to masturbate but don't have a side dish.

Second, it is not possible to achieve sufficient satisfaction with only the words of Xiao You.

I'm sorry for the small right, but sure enough, the simple up and down friction still feels like something is missing.

With my solemn fingers intertwined, I sat down on the seat of the study with a gloomy expression and began to think seriously.

People are always in the lack of money, will experience the feelings of other poor people on weekdays, today I wanted to masturbate, but unexpectedly found the lack of things in the other world, thinking of those children who are in adolescence, there is no Internet and no yellow books, even if there is a left and right hand company, but in the long run, the lake of the soul will definitely only gradually dry up, or because of overwork, resulting in eugenics.

Yes, it is true that the general marriage age in other worlds is lower than that of modern earth, and it is not illegal to take money to go to a special place to find a partner to "hold hands", but this is not enough! For the sake of those who have no money and no object, for example, adventurers on the way to the expedition, you must know that not every team has the same ratio of men and women, and the other party is willing to let you "hold hands".

Therefore, as the future supreme leader of the Demon Realm, I think it is really necessary to solve this problem, urgently.

Staring at the right hand, and repeatedly opening and closing the palm, and finally holding the vertical up and down movement, how can you be satisfied at any time and place, as long as the mood is caused by the mood, you can stroke a hair, and not get your hands dirty?

Think, think more seriously, get rid of the brains of others – and then come up with the answer.

I took out the love seed that had been in contact with Beatrice, put it on the table, and after confirming that the communication was established, I said in a firm tone, "Beatrice, I have a hunch of a new product, come to me after dealing with the matter at hand, and then inform the dark priests of the production department by the way, and ask them to prepare the following items......

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A few days later, the Demon King's main city study.

Directly in front of her desk, Beatrice holds a form of recent sales results and development progress in her hand, like me doing a report.

"At present, the sales of new products are in good condition, the initial production of 10,000 sets has been chiseled, and there are more than 10,000 follow-up orders that continue to increase, and the number of special stores in Demon King City as a sales point has increased to 197, an increase of as much as two times from 72 last week, among which the sales of commercial cities, free cities, and elves are the most prominent." After finishing the sales data and analysis for nearly half an hour, and finally summarizing it in one sentence, Beatrice fixed the form on the bulletin board in the study, and then turned her head to look at the new product placed on the desk, with a little admiration on her expression: "It is worthy of Xu Mo to come up with such a novel product, and use it to open the market of the Elf Alliance and the Free City at the same time as the manufacturing machine."

"No, don't think about it that much, it's just a windfall, I didn't think about it that much when I decided to give birth." With a wave of my hand, I looked at the airplane glass on the desk, and my mood was really mixed.

Originally, I only wanted to rely on the internal structure of the airplane cup that I had seen in my memory, but who would have thought that Beatrice, after genetically improving the tentacles and special drugs, would give birth to a new variety that can mimic itself as 100% identical to the internal structure of the "hole" drilled before.

What's more, because the tentacles are alive, so this otherworldly version of the airplane cup is still fully automatic, just need to put on that word, the tentacles will naturally start to move, and what's even better is that the tentacles of the airplane cup are the staple food of men's essence X, in other words, it is equivalent to avoiding the trouble of feeding and cleaning up afterwards, it can be called a male travel, a must-have artifact at home.

However, it is fortunate that there is no stock market in another world, and there are rules that require companies to disclose their income and expenditure statements, otherwise when you see the results of this sales, I am afraid that there will be shameful terms such as "airplane cup economy" and so on.

"Back then, the fourth Demon King successfully developed the world's first airplane ......cup in the month of X year X of the Demon King calendar."

For no apparent reason, I suddenly began to worry about what later generations had written about me. (To be continued.) )