Back in the locker room, Li Guanyu casually found a place to throw the trophy on, and ran to the bathroom to wash his body. When I came out of the shower, I found a mess in the locker room. On closer inspection, Jessica Alba actually got into the locker room.

So he hurriedly ran in, pulled her out, and asked, "Hey, this is a place for men to stay, aren't you afraid of seeing things you shouldn't see?" ”

"How so!" Jessica Alba is still smiling.

"Have you come here for something?"

"I'm looking for you for dinner!"

"I probably won't be able to go today." Li Guanyu waved his hand and said, "I have to go with them and spend the fifty thousand dollars." ”

When Jessica Alba heard this, the smile on her face became even stronger, and she said, "It's okay, I've already told them, they'll play by themselves, and the 50,000 dollar ghost Michael will dispatch." ”

When Li Guanyu heard this, he immediately turned his head and questioned the 'contemporaries' who were still noisy in the locker room: "Hey, I said guys, did you just expel me from the team?" I won the $50,000. ”

"No, Lee, that's not expulsion. It's called to make your dinner even better. Everyone said, isn't it! Michael Beasley, with the check in hand, called out loudly.

"Yes!" With the exception of O.J. Mayo, all of his contemporaries shouted this.

"Well, you guys won!" Li Guanyu shook his hand helplessly, and he was convinced by these 'unrighteous' guys.

"You wait for me in the parking lot, I'll be right there." Li Guanyu said a word to Jessica Alba, turned and went into the locker room - he couldn't have gone to dinner with Jessica in his shorts.

After going to the locker room to change clothes, just as he was about to leave, Russell Westbrook quietly handed over a box of Durex and said ambiguously: "Lee, you can do it, don't forget to tell me what type of moaning her moans belong to, remember, I'm a 'moaning control'." ”

"Thank you!" Li Guanyu took Durex and glanced at it by the way, and then sent it back to Russell Westbrook: "I don't need and can't use this, the model is not enough." ”

When Westbrook heard this, he was a little confused - not enough models? This is 'l' yes! Hey... He doesn't need this, is he going to go into battle in a vacuum, and then play two inside/shots, cheeks/shots?

While Westbrook was thinking about it, the other sluts also parted with each other - "Lee, please make us men of 2008." ”

"Super-Lee, conquer her."

"Lee, don't cripple the flowers."

"Lee, don't get all the hotel sheets wet......"

“…………”

For these unhealthy and discordant parting words, Li Guanyu directly stretched out his stubborn middle finger and despised a sentence: "Your spirit is too impure." ”

After saying that, he walked quickly to the parking lot, and Jessica Alba was already waiting there.

Walking up to Jessica Alba's side, Li Guanyu suddenly remembered the fact that he didn't have a car, so he shrugged his shoulders and said to Jessica Alba: "I don't have a car!" ”

"I have!" Jessica Alba raised the key in her hand, and then led Li Guanyu to a wild black Humvee.

"You actually drive a car like that?" Li Guanyu was surprised by Jessica Alba's 'mount'.

"Of course, the wild surname is full, who doesn't love it!" Jessica Alba smiled slightly, pulled the car door and quickly drilled up, and Li Guanyu hurriedly followed.

Boom Boom!

As soon as Li Guanyu fastened his seat belt, the Hummer started up and quickly drove towards the outside domineering. After searching for nearly half an hour, I finally found a satisfactory dinner place.

After dinner, Li Guanyu just wanted to ask to go back to the hotel, but Jessica Alba asked to go for a ride in the desert. Li Guanyu originally wanted to refuse, because he was afraid of snakes, and the most in the desert were snakes.

The Hummer galloped all the way out of the city, and as the lights faded away from the rearview mirror, Li Guanyu's heart became uneasy.

Everyone will have natural enemies, and Li Guanyu is no exception, he is not afraid of anything in his life, except snakes and fear of heights.

The more they were afraid, the more they came, and when the car stopped, the two of them were going to pick some cacti. A small yellow snake winds its way from the other end...... Yes!

Suddenly, Li Guanyu screamed and hugged Jessica Alba. was suddenly embraced, and Jessica Alba was also taken aback. Ran quickly calmed down again, gently patted Li Guanyu's arm tightly around his lower abdomen, and said, "What's wrong, Lee?" ”

"Snake!" Li Guanyu's vocal cords trembled when he trembled.

Because Li Guanyu trembled too quickly, Jessica's entire body also trembled slightly, and in an instant, she was slightly wet again.

Adjusting her chaotic breathing, Jessica Alba looked at it, and then relieved: "It's okay, that snake is not venomous." ”

"It's not toxic...... No poison...... I'm also afraid of ......, I ...... First...... Get in...... ......" Li Guanyu shivered violently, and then quickly got into the car.

Seeing Li Guanyu so cowering and timid, Jessica Alba was secretly amused - this guy is so cute. On the court, he is obviously domineering to death, but off the court, he is so afraid of a little snake without poison, it is really impossible to guess.

The thought of this struck Jessica Alba with an idea—I liked him, and he would definitely reject me. But he's afraid of snakes, well, I know what to do...... Jessica Alba made up her mind in less than twenty seconds, then tiptoed over to the snake and wrapped it in the cloth bag that was intended to hold the cactus. Then walked quickly into the car, at this time Li Guanyu was still in a state of panic - breathing heavily, his hands and feet were cold.

"Let's go, let's go back quickly!" Li Guanyu pleaded, and he couldn't care about whether he lost his temper or not.

Jessica Alba listened, but didn't nod, let alone start the engine. Instead, with an evil smile on his face, he suddenly shook the cloth bag in front of Li Guanyu's eyes and ordered: "It's a snake inside, hurry up and take off your clothes." ”

"Ah......" Li Guanyu screamed again, screamed for a long time, and finally asked weakly: "Can you not be so wild......"

At this moment, Li Guanyu has already blacklisted all the women who drive Hummers in his heart - too wild to bear.

"Take it off, or I'll let the snake go." Jessica Alba shook the bag again.

Suddenly, Li Guanyu trembled even more, and under the huge fear and threat, Li Guanyu took off his clothes half-pushing.

"And pants!"

“…………”

"And the ones inside!"

“………………”

Then, for about three minutes, the Humvee snorted and snorted, and suddenly a long-suppressed roar from the depths of the soul erupted from the carriage - you forced me.

Then, the sack containing the snake was thrown out of the Humvee, and the Humvee shook violently, and Jessica Alba's various cries continued to spread through the desert as the Humvee shook - dew and wet sand walls!

I don't know how long it took, but after a dozen high-pitched turns, the cry suddenly dropped to the point of being as light as a mosquito's groan.

At the same time, the Hummer stopped stirring and calmed down, blending perfectly with the tranquility of the desert that only the breeze blows—the silence of the twilight.

After a sound of dressing, Li Guanyu's calm voice sounded in the front row: "Go back to the hotel!" ”

"You come on, my foot doesn't even have the strength to step on the clutch." Jessica Alba's limp voice rang out.

"Good!"

After thirty seconds or so, the Humvee restarted, turned around, and sped away toward the lights.

In less than half an hour, the Hummer was parked underneath the hotel. Due to Jessica Alba's slow movement, Li Guanyu had to help her to the elevator and take her to the presidential suite on the top floor, and just wanted to go back downstairs to sleep, Jessica stopped him again - "I want the MVP trophy of your rookie game." ”

"Okay!" Li Guanyu nodded helplessly, and gave the MVP trophy to this wild woman who used a snake to scare herself.

In a sense, this is worse than aphrodisiacs, sweat pills, and electric shock sticks. At least the front made Li Guanyu lose consciousness, and there was nothing too long to be painfully entangled. However, this is 100 percent strong^ annihilation -- forcibly violated Li Guanyu while Li Guanyu's subjective consciousness still existed.

……………………&&&…………………… Back in the room, Li Guanyu immediately fell asleep. I didn't know that before I fell asleep, my phone rang. Grab it and take a look - Taylor Swift called. Pressing the answer button, Taylor Swift excitedly told him that I was coming to Phoenix tomorrow.

Li Guanyu could only express his welcome, and at the same time was faintly worried - what if Jessica Alba chatted with Taylor Swift and found me stepping on two boats?

In a state of uneasy rest, Li Guanyu fell asleep in a daze and tangled...... When he woke up the next morning, Li Guanyu had two more text messages on his mobile phone.

One is Jessica Alba's - I'm in a hurry to go to New York, see you in Miami another day.

Li Guanyu was slightly relieved when he saw this text message - finally he didn't have to worry about the collision between Jessica Alba and Taylor Swift.

But as soon as this tone was relaxed, the second one made Li Guanyu's tone tighter, it came from Selena Gomez, and it said-I'll go to Phoenix tomorrow, and I heard that Sister Taylor is also coming.

It's over, it's over. If Selena really said something to Taylor, wouldn't I be discredited? This is definitely a more dangerous thing than Jessica Alba colliding with Taylor Swift, after all, Selena and Taylor are best friends.

In Li Guanyu's soul, the All-Star Game management came over to urge Li Guanyu to go to the arena to warm up -- today Li Guanyu will participate in two competitions, a three-point shooting contest and a skills challenge.

…………………………&&&………………………… At this moment, the North American basketball community is more concerned about LeBron James's upcoming 'chosen-one' incident on his back - no one knows what happened to Li Guanyu last night, let alone what will happen to Li Guanyu next.

"There's no doubt that LeBron James was involved in a stupid gamble. On top of that, he lost the bet. And the price is to erase his most significant and important personal imprint. Although he has many tattoos on his body, there is no doubt that this tattoo is the most important, and in a sense, this tattoo represents his status - the pride of heaven (the chosen son). Once he eliminates this, then it means that the public's expectation that he is more than an ordinary basketball player has been abandoned, and he is no longer the darling of basketball, but replaced by just an ordinary basketball player, an ordinary core player. - Bill Simmons commented on LeBron James' imminent tattoo erase.

"Charles Barkley looks fat, he looks fat, but he's a conspirator. He actually successfully dragged LeBron James into the trap, and this trap was so deep that it was difficult for LeBron James to climb up in a short period of time. Hollinger, a well-known data expert, said.

"LeBron made one of the stupidest promises of his life that if I were him, I wouldn't bet on that tattoo even if I were a million. What does that mean -- it represents 70 percent of his commercial value. Chatford said.

“…………”

Many expert commentators have opposed or questioned LeBron James' practice of removing tattoos. No one would think LeBron James made a wise decision.

I don't know why, Michael Jordan, the basketball god, was also idle and ran out to express his opinion: "LeBron James fell into the trap that Charles laid for him? I don't think so. I tuned in to the whole game of TN*T, and I don't think it was anyone who dug a trap for LeBron. Instead, he dug a trap for himself and took the initiative to jump into it. Yes, Charles provoked him at most. As for the disappearance of chosen-one, I don't think you need to worry too much, and naturally there will be a real chosen-one.

Michael's last sentence made the reporter think of Pian, and the reporter immediately asked: "So the chosen-one you are referring to is the guy you gave him underwear?" ”

"He? Li Guanyu? Michael Jordan shrugged his shoulders after hearing this, and said something that made the reporter jaw-drop: "With his heart, he shouldn't be at ease to do something chosen-one, right?" What he wants to do may be the Creator, yes, that guy gives me the feeling on the field is that Lao Tzu can do anything, you all flash. ”

In response to Michael Jordan's remarks, Li Guanyu's response after LeBron James' tattoo was removed was: "Well, Michael is right. ”

(To be continued)