Chapter 54 [Jimmy Kemo Live Show (Part II)]
Jimmy Caymo looked at Hayes and smiled sly, "You're sure you'll have a new nickname in the future, but for now, don't think about digressing the subject." What we all want to know is how you and Taylor met. ”
The audience began to applaud.
Hayes knew he couldn't dodge, and smiled: "Okay, since everyone wants to know, I'll say it." Taylor and I were neighbors, and we didn't know about it at first, and we didn't talk. Until one day, the day after the preseason game, we ran into each other on our way home and took the elevator together, and the elevator broke down and we got stuck inside......"
"And then she was scared to cry by you?" Jimmy Kemo interrupted.
Hayes was stunned and surprised: "Uh...... Did you interview Taylor beforehand? ”
There was the biggest burst of laughter of the night.
Maddie and Yao Ming also laughed.
Hayes has a talent for comedy. Jimmy Caymo looked at Hayes and smiled, "I guess, she really cried because of you?" ”
"I'm going to skip that and if I go on like that, someone will be wearing my makeup for Halloween next year. Guys, can anyone help me? Hayes looked at Yao Ming and Maddie and raised his hands for help.
Maddie raised her hand and said, "I'll do it." I heard Taylor tell me at a party about how they met. At that time, there was a power outage in the elevator, and Taylor didn't recognize Chuck, so he was a little scared at first, but when Chuck identified himself, he was not afraid. Then they talked about music, and the two had a common language in music. It is said that Taylor wrote a new song and was not very satisfied with it, so he hummed it to Chuck. Chuck just listened to it once and made some improvements for her. So, she always thought he was a musical genius. ”
The audience applauded again.
Jimmy Camo said: "Now everybody knows that Chuck does know music, and the songs he wrote became number one singles. I've listened to that song, it's very good, but I still can't believe it's real, what do you think? ”
"Hehe, when Taylor told me he was a musical genius, I thought it was too exaggerated, is it April Fool's Day? How can it be? Except for April Fool's Day, when someone said that O'Neill was going to participate in a high diving competition, this is the most exaggerated. As a result, the song he later wrote became a number one single, which was crazy. Maddie looked at Hayes and smiled, "What I'm thinking about now is - hey, man, what's your brain?" ”
Hayes folded his hands and made a gesture of worship to Maddie.
"What else are you talking about in the elevator? You can't just talk about music, right? Jimmy Caymour asked Hayes again.
Hayes laughed: "We also talked about work, and Taylor felt that in addition to playing basketball, I was also suitable for a talk show, and then I said that if I was on a talk show one day, I would tell the audience a story about being trapped in an elevator with her." I didn't expect it to come so quickly, but the story was told by Tracy. ”
"There's a chance you have to say something else." Jimmy Caymo laughed, "First of all, please forgive me for my faux pas. But there is one thing that too many Americans want to know. I can only ask you questions on their behalf, of course, this belongs to **, you can not answer, there are crazy rumors on the Internet about you and Paris Hilton, and there is also a scandal of a Chinese female star. This one...... Can you talk about some? ”
The audience laughed, and then the room fell completely silent, and everyone listened attentively.
Hayes rubbed his nose and smiled, "There's nothing you can't say about this. That night we went berserk and broke records, and I couldn't sleep with excitement, so I went to the Empire State Building on my own. I stayed on the observation deck on the 102nd floor for a while, and out of nowhere a dog came out of nowhere to bite my trouser leg, and I couldn't get the dog to loosen its mouth, so I took it downstairs with me. It turned out to be Paris Hilton's dog...... Downstairs, I ran into Paris Hilton and gave her the dog back. That's when I had a few words with her, I was photographed by reporters, and then the news came out. I swear to God, it was the first time we met, and I didn't even see "Horror Wax Museum" before it was rumored to be like that. All I can say is that everyone is so entertaining, and I already feel fortunate to be neighbors with Taylor, if God gives me the opportunity to date other beauties again...... How's that going to work? God favors me too much! ”
"Chuck, why do I think you're confessing to TV?" Jimmy Caymo laughed.
The crowd applauded, and Hayes looked at the audience, a little worried, really afraid that a few of the spectators wearing his jersey would blow their hands out.
"But how did the sleepless New York come about, when it was said that there was a witness? The security guard. Jimmy Camo asked again.
"Well, don't mention it, when I got off the elevator, the security guard asked me why I was visiting the Empire State Building in the early hours of the morning. I happened to remember the movie "Sleepless in Seattle" and joked, 'I'm waiting for a woman, and if she comes, we'll be together.'" He said: 'Really?' I said, 'False.' Do you believe that? Do you think it's a sleepless night in New York?' I don't know if it's because I have a problem with my expression ability or if he has a problem with his comprehension ability, but he really said that he didn't sleep at night in New York! ”
After listening to Hayes's explanation, the audience burst into laughter.
Jimmy Caymo looked at Yao Ming and asked, "Yao Ming, as his friend, what do you think of the news?" Is that what he said?
Yao Ming smiled and said, "Look at it as a joke." He kept the whole team entertained for a week. He doesn't smoke, he doesn't drink, he doesn't go to bars, and he dates Paris...... How is this possible? ”
"What about you? Tracy. Jimmy Caymo looked at Maddie again.
Maddie laughed, "I completely agree with Yao Ming, I think one day Chuck and a donkey appeared in the ancient castle, which is more credible than that news." ”
The audience laughed.
Hayes covered his face with his hands and said, "Big brother! You're changing flowers and saying I'm Shrek? ”
"Hehe, let's skip the Empire State Building, so what's going on with Chinese female stars?" Jimmy Caymo smiled and rubbed his eyes and asked again. It's the first time he's heard so many revelations on the show.
"This, or Yao Ming to explain, I wonder why this scandal will fall on my head, Yao Ming is Chinese, he is more suitable than me." Hayes looked at Yao Ming and smiled evilly.
The imagination of the American audience is also very rich, and it is very cooperative to shout.
Yao Ming was embarrassed again, pointed at Hayes, and said with a wry smile: "That young lady is Chuck's economic person, I recommended it to her, she interned in my economic team, and they met for the first time in New York." ”
Jimmy Kemo looked at Yao Ming with inquiring eyes and said, "Then she ...... with you"
Before the question was asked, Yao Ming hurriedly said: "No, absolutely not, nothing." She is an ordinary Chinese friend, a very capable and self-motivated person. ”
The audience laughed and applauded.
Jimmy Caymo smiled, "Okay, let's talk about the next topic." It's funny that the best jersey sold in China right now isn't Yao Ming's, it's Hayes and Maddy's. I'm not kidding, why on earth is that? ”
Maddie spoke first: "I don't know, every time I go to China, I bring gifts to fans, sneakers, etc., is it because of this?" ”
Jimmy Caimo asked, "Do you give each of the Chinese fans a pair of sneakers?" ”
Maddie waved her hand and sighed, "Please, how is that possible." There are a trillion fans there. (Is this the Earth?) )
Jimmy Kemo said: "Yao Ming, do you know why they are popular? Hayes hadn't even been to China. ”
Yao Ming smiled: "I said...... Okay character. ”
Jimmy Camo said: "But their jerseys are selling better than you right now, isn't that weird? ”
Yao Ming smiled: "Obviously, Chinese fans already have me. ”
Yao Ming's witty answer drew applause from the audience.
Jimmy Kemo said: "It makes sense. Yao Ming, what do you like most about the United States? ”
Yao Ming thought for a moment and said, "Did I say it...... It is possible to drive in the United States. ”
Jimmy Kemo said, "You like to drive? ”
Yao Ming said: "Yes. ”
Jimmy Camo said: "Can't drive in China? ”
Yao Ming smiled: "In my city, I have too many old family members, the traffic is very congested, and there are traffic jams all day long, so I ......"
Jimmy Camo suddenly asked, "What car are you driving?" ”
Yao Ming replied: "An SUV, a big one." ”
"He used to drive a BMW. I advised him to make sure he got another one. That's what he does when he drives. Maddie smiled as Yao Ming curled up. And you, Chuck, it's time for your car to be changed. ”
Jimmy Caymo laughed, "What kind of car are you driving?" ”
"Chevrolet 1967 version, I like the TV series "Evil Force", so I don't plan to change cars for the time being, although I have to stuff meat into the car before entering every time." Hayes said as he twisted into the car.
The audience laughed.
Jimmy Camo asked, "Yao Ming, do you have any plans to stay in the United States or go back to China when you don't play basketball in the future?" ”
"I haven't planned this yet." Yao Ming said with a smile.
Jimmy Kemo turned his head and asked, "What about the two of you?" Will you stay in the United States? ”
Maddie first raised his hand and smiled: "This is not necessarily, I still like to play baseball, Chinese fans like me so much, I may go to China to play baseball after retiring." ”
"Are you sure it's baseball, not softball?" Yao Ming interjected.
In the United States, softball refers to the women's game. The softball confrontation is not a high surname, and Maddie has held softball charity games many times.
Maddie smiled wryly.
The audience burst into laughter.
Jimmy Kaymo said, "Tracy is very innovative, what about you?" Chuck. ”
Hayes laughed, "I don't know. I have a desire to travel the world and see everywhere. Especially in China, I want to turn around China, so I learned Chinese. It is a country with a long history, a mystery, and a wonderful one. If I could, I would even be willing to become a Chinese citizen, but unfortunately I heard that China does not recognize dual nationality. ”
Jimmy Caymo sighed, "Your idea is so creative. Chuck, you've had a pretty good month, a lot of people say you're among the superstars, Barkley and Drexler have become your fans, how do you feel about that? ”
Hayes laughed: "I'm so proud that both of them were my idols, and I'm really happy to be recognized by them." I still have a long way to go, and I'm just getting started. ”
Jimmy Caymo glanced at the time, saw that it was almost over, and smiled: "Now that the Rockets are the hottest team in the league, and the three of you are the strongest combination, what else should the Rockets pay attention to?" ”
Maddie laughed: "I want to be aware of injuries. As long as we don't get hurt, we can get good results. ”
Yao Ming said: "I think we should also pay attention to injuries. ”
Hayes said it most directly: "As long as the three of us don't get hurt, no one can beat the rocket." ”
The talk show was short-lived, and Jimmy Caymo concluded with a smile: "Okay, let's wish the Rockets a championship this season." All three of them seemed to be having a good day today, and so did I. Thank you all three for coming. A round of applause to Maddie, Chuck Hayes, Yao Ming! ”
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