Chapter 7 The Happiness of the Immortal Gate
Qian Er was a little surprised, could it be that his consciousness could really communicate with the real world, or even go back!
Qian Er's consciousness thought about whether he could go and see the disabled deputy company commander, and then Qian Er saw it: in front of the door called the lily snack bar, the breakfast stall had already begun to open, and the deputy company commander sat in a wheelchair, and said to the busy lily sister-in-law while picking up the garlic skin: " Take out part of this month's income and send it to the big man's family, and ah, Zhao Xiaomeng's child is about to go to kindergarten, one day you will prepare some money to go on my behalf, see what difficulties there are, persuade my younger brothers and sisters, and if you meet the right one, you should remarry and remarry, we all understand. ”
"Okay, okay, my big mayor, I have planned this month's income and distribution, and I will ensure that the task is completed. Lily's sister-in-law smiled heartily, still so gentle and understanding, and looked at the deputy company commander with love written in her eyes.
"Company commander, sister-in-law. Qian Er shouted softly.
The deputy company commander's hand trembled, and Lily's sister-in-law also put down the work in her hand, and the two of them looked at each other and spoke almost at the same time: "How did I hear Qian Er calling me." ”
At this moment, Qian Er was also stunned, and looked at the surprised company commander and sister-in-law in a daze. "My consciousness can really go back and communicate with them. ”
The company commander and sister-in-law looked at each other, sighed and said, "It seems that Qian Er, a stinky boy, misses us, I took the time to go to the hospital to see Qian Er this afternoon, and I should tell Zhang Xiaoxue some things, this kid is still in the dark." ”
Qian Er's train of thought seems to be to return to his hometown, and when he walks, he sees the grave of his parents, the big elm tree at the head of the village, and sees his parents standing under the big elm tree smiling at him, and he is excited to pounce on it, but he is gone,......
"Here we are, brother. Qi Tianfu's singing stopped, took a heavy breath, patted Qian Er, who was immersed in consciousness, and pulled Qian Er's thoughts back.
The car has stopped. Qian Er saw two figures, to be exact, two little ghosts, with green eyes shining brightly, one standing there like a principal, and the other seemed to have just run over from the side, with oily hands, and said to the little ghost: "It's good, it's good." The little ghost waved his hand angrily and said, "What nonsense, prepare to welcome two distinguished guests, that jump, no, yes, it is to ascend to immortality." ”
Qi Tianfu pushed the car door and walked to the little ghost, took out a large stack of tickets from his body and handed it over.
The little imp didn't look at it, took it and threw it into the box on the side, muttering:
"A hundred years of life is like soup boiling, birth, old age, sickness and pain are innumerable; It's better to cultivate and ascend to heaven, but the world is so miserable!"
Qi Tianfu then took off the big gold chain he was wearing around his neck, and untied the gold watch he was wearing on his wrist and handed it to the little ghost.
The little ghost took his hand and said with satisfaction: "The old people and old things in the hearts of the Qi Great Immortals have settled down, and they will not mention it anymore, stop in the quagmire of life, turn around and be empty, and you will become an immortal in one step!"
Qi Tianfu's expression was like taking ecstasy, and countless little stars appeared in his eyes, like a young girl with spring in her dreams. I secretly said in my heart: It is worthy of being a ghost who leads immortals, so I have such a state of mind cultivation, so if a real immortal has to go deeper, thinking about how deep he is about to become that immortal with a heart, he can't help but be proud.
Another imp circled around the Bugatti Veyron, his eyes were full of green light, his face was full of greed, and he pointed to the car and sneered: "Big brother, what should I do with this car?"
The little ghost's eyes glared: "What kind of car do you want, did I say I want a car, no matter how good the car is, it's useless to get over there, after the Qi Great Immortal arrives over there, he can fly 108,000 miles with one thought, are these mundane things rare?"
Qi Tianfu felt a pain in his heart, this car was his own heart, but after thinking about it, he said with a smile on his face: "Yes, yes, Mr. is really a master among ghosts, and he is all in the clouds and fog over there, not to mention the car, it is useless to ask for an airplane, and this car will be given to the two of you." ”
After Qi Tianfu finished speaking, he took out the car keys and handed them over, then stood on the side of the car with his hands behind his back, rubbing his fleshy chin, as if he had been a master, hiding the pain in his heart one after another. Yes, Qi Daxian's favorite car is about to be handed over. Besides, which man doesn't like luxury car beauties, think about that beauty, who is more than 20 years younger than himself, and can be regarded as a stunner in the world, alas!
The little ghost took the car key and said to Qian Er: "This quasi-immortal get out of the car, the immortal ascension ceremony is about to begin." ”
Qian Er ignored him, unplugged Qi Tianfu's Aili Ak380 Walkman inserted in the car, put it in his pocket, and after getting out of the car, he carefully picked up the Xianmen on the right.
The little ghost seemed to be very dissatisfied with Qian Er's performance, looked Qian Er up and down and said, "This benevolent brother is going to ascend to heaven and become an immortal, so let it go." Seeing that Qian Er didn't say anything, he hinted again, "If there is anything that can't be put down, just put it here with me, and wait for you to come and get it at any time after you become immortals, and I promise to keep it properly for you." ”
Qian Er took out Qi Tianfu's Aili Ak380 Walkman and shook it and stuffed it into his trouser pocket and said, "This thing is not a useful thing, I just listen to songs when I have idle eggs." After speaking, he looked at the fairy gate on the right.
The two doors are painted with cranes and auspicious clouds, and the cranes are actually Qi Tianfu and Qian Er, who look like a bit of fairy wind bones, and there are two big characters: Xianmen. However, in Qian Er's opinion, it seems that he is a little wet and not yet dry.
Seeing Qian Er look carefully, the little ghost's face changed, and his green eyes seemed to have a dark energy, and he took two steps intentionally or unintentionally, just blocking part of Qian Er's vision.
Another imp leaned over and said, "The hour is almost up, can the ritual begin?"
The little ghost said: "Forget it, read the sincerity of the two quasi-immortals, and besides, the sky is almost dawn, what kind of ritual is not a ceremony, it's just a cheesy procedure, just skip it, and go straight to the road." ”
He turned to Qi Tianfu and Qian Er and hugged his fists and said: "Qi Tianfu and Qian Duoduo are two quasi-immortals, our brothers will send you on the road, the one who remembers God's words and good deeds, and keeps himself safe, come, shout loudly with me: I want to become an immortal, happy Qitian." ”
I'm too fucking familiar with this sentence, Qi Tianfu shouted excitedly as he walked: "I want to become an immortal, happy Qi Tian!"
"Come, Qian Er, shout together! I want to become an immortal, happy Qitian!"
Qian Er always felt a little strange in his heart: This is too strange, what's the problem?
Qian Er thought about it while being almost pushed by the two imps with Qi Tianfu and walked towards the two gates on the right.
The two little ghosts whispered behind them: "See, push open this door, you can fly to become immortals, come, stretch out your hands and push hard, and shout loudly together." ”
Qi Tianfu stretched out his hands and shouted loudly: "I want to become an immortal, happy Qitian! I want to become an immortal, happy Qitian!"
"Walk you!"
With the sound of the little ghost's "go you", Qian Er didn't have time to stretch out his hand, and suddenly felt that he had been kicked vigorously in the buttocks, and reflexively wanted to turn around and shoot back.
"Whoa", at this time, Qi Tianfu's hand had already grabbed one of Qian Er's arms in a hurry, and he still shouted: "I want to become an immortal, happy Qitian!" The two of them flew up together, no, but with the inertia up, the body fell quickly.
This "bang", where is the fairy gate, it clearly looks like a cardboard paste. In an instant, Qian Er understood, and thousands of "grass and mud horses" roared through his heart.
"Fooled, fuck, you two imps dare to lie to me, you can't fucking die, ahh
There was the whistling sound of a rapid fall.
The sound of the two little ghosts laughing came from the cliff: "Haha, dreaming in the dark sun, you can become an immortal, what kind of ghost should Lao Tzu be, in this turbulence of time and space, the soul is scattered and ashes." Haha, get rich!"
The boundless darkness of the void seemed to be plunged into an endless abyss. Qian Er suddenly remembered the feeling of nightmares when he was a child, his whole body was uncontrollable, powerless, helpless and fearful, as if he wanted to grasp something, but he didn't have any grip. I wanted to shout loudly again, but Qi Tianfu next to him was already howling like a ghost crying wolf, and he didn't seem to need to make a sound. Suddenly, the bodies of Qian Er and Qi Tianfu, who were falling, were rolled up by a huge suction, Qi Tianfu's two arms tightly wrapped around Qian Er's waist, and the whole person lost consciousness. The gray chip on Qian Er's chest, which was overturned by Qi Tianfu's two arms, suddenly lit up, frantically absorbing the swirling gas.
Qian Er's memory and consciousness seem to be instantly restored and messy, as if they are separated into two parts, Qian Er seems to see two of himself in the whirlwind, riding a rotating wooden horse, and riding a roller coaster that has lost control, as if entering a twisted jungle. Qian Er is like a small boat without oars and sails, tossing with the waves, trying to grasp something in fear and helplessness, the long river of memory is leaking down, but he loses himself in dizziness.
In another place, in the operating room of the General Hospital of the Kyoto Military Region, there was a clang, and a bullet with black blood fell on the tray. Director Guo, who was in charge of the surgery, took a long breath and said: The head bomb removal operation is considered a success, but it is necessary to be mentally prepared, the patient is likely to be in a vegetative state for a period of time.
Qian Er clearly saw and heard everything in the operating room, as if he was suspended in the air above the operating room, and felt a trace of obsession back into that body.