96: Eating newspapers increases IQ
"Whoa...... Poor Byron, he really shouldn't have chosen to pay in this game, I really don't know when and where the next time I see him on the pitch? However, Michael Beasley's provocative gesture just now is really redundant, right? People have already been detained by you, what else do you want him to do? Kenny Smith, the narrator of TN/T, said.
"It's good that young players have some passion, but if the league is full of humble gentlemen like Ray Allen and Roddick, what's there to look at? Moreover, isn't the action that Byron Davis did to the two rookies after the dunk just now excessive? Since he has chosen to provoke, there is nothing to say about being beaten back with fists by others, just swallowing broken teeth and blood into his stomach. In fact, this t shouldn't be blown at all. Reggie Miller stood firmly on Michael Beasley's side, and as a representative of the former unruliness, he felt relieved to see the new generation of unruliness gradually emerge.
"Oh my God, why hasn't Lee scored yet? Can anyone tell me? He's one point short, huh? God forbid, the Clippers don't give up the game before Lee scores. Bill Simmons, that damn tongue, should really take a copy of the New York Times to grow his IQ......" Charles Barkley muttered with excitement like a fanatic.
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Whew!
Eric Gordon hit both free throws, and with two free throws, they had the ball next, less than a minute before the end of the third quarter. Alsorton, close to Sean Marion, reluctantly sent the basketball to Chris Carman near the free throw line. Chris Kaman, who had not touched the ball a few times in the whole game, received the basketball regardless of whether it was within range or not, and shot directly. Now, the team has basically lost, and if you don't get some data, I'm sorry for the tens of millions of contracts.
Bang!
His statistical shooting percentage dropped because of this ball, Michael Beasley very easily picked up his 12th rebound of the game, and today he has brushed up 28 points and 12 rebounds in about 20 minutes of play, and the efficiency is simply against the sky. Of course, compared with Li Guanyu's big three doubles, it is still a little inferior.
When I came to the front court with the ball, I don't know if it was because the victory was decided, or if it suddenly came to the feeling. Facing Mobley to put a step to defend, Li Guanyu, who took a step outside the three-point line, directly pulled out his hand to shoot......
As the basketball flew in the air, almost all the fans who cared about whether Bill Simmons could eat a full copy of The New York Times kept their hearts hanging from their voices along with the trajectory of the basketball......
Bang! The basketball slammed into the front of the basket and bounced high back......
shi/tļ¼
The excited Charles Barkley spouted a foul language regardless of whether he was on the live broadcast, although he would pay a fine of $500 for the foul language after the commentary. But, at least at the moment, he didn't regret it, because that's how he felt at the time - a simple word that perfectly expressed it.
While countless fans in front of the TV were equally disappointed with Charles Barkley, Sean Marion gave them hope again, only to see him jump high to rebound and quickly hand it to Li Guanyu, who had not yet retreated from beyond the three-point line, with 25 seconds left in the third quarter.
Because Mobley had already entered the interior line at this time, Li Guanyu, who was empty to defend, took another three-point shot without doing anything, and with the basketball shot, the hearts of the fans in front of the TV became nervous again......
Bang! The basketball slammed into the front of the basket again, then flew high into the air......
fuc/kļ¼
Charles Barkley once again broke out a foul language that cost him at least $500, and so did the fans in front of the TV. But at this time, something even more unexpected happened - Michael Beasley actually grabbed the rebound again and passed it to Li Guanyu.
"I don't look forward to Lee's shot anymore." Charles Barkley took the microphone and spoke to the hearts of most fans.
Li Guanyu took the basketball and smiled embarrassedly very embarrassed, and shot another three-point shot under Mobley's defense.
Bang! The basketball smashes into the neck of the basket and bounces high. At this time, Barkley, who was heartbroken, reluctantly closed his eyes - it seems that God will do so!
Swish!
Just when Charles Barkley succumbed to 'providence', the basketball miraculously bounced into the net.
Before Charles Barkley could come to his senses, his partner Kenny Smith was excitedly shouting his line -- "yes!yes!yes!yes!Mr. Bill Simmons is going to eat the New York Times...... Mr. Bill Simmons is going to eat the New York Times......"
By the time Charles Barkley came to his senses, all the fans watching the TV were already high, and the last thing they wanted to do now was to take a camera and film Bill Simmons devouring the New York Times.
Drip...... Eric Gordon forced a breakthrough under the basket to hit the basketball, and Li Guanyu took the ball and stayed up directly to the end of the third quarter, at which time there was basically no suspense in the game. Charles Barkley took out his mobile phone and dialed a call to the staff of the marketing department of the New York Times in front of the audience across the United States.
"Hello, is this the New York Times?"
"Yes, sir, is there anything I can do to help you?"
"I'd like to order a newspaper for tomorrow, can you help me deliver it to Mr. Bill Simmons......"
Before Charles Barkley finished speaking, there was a scream of excitement from there: "Hey, you mean Lee really got the 15+7 data?" Yes, I'm a huge basketball fan, and I know how it happened. ā
"Yes, now my question is, can I order a newspaper?"
"Oh! Absolutely, we'll definitely get it into the hands of Mr. Bill Simmons. ā
"Okay, thank you! Bye! ā
"Bye-bye!"
After the phone call, almost everyone had one more impression of Charles Buckley - too vicious. actually announced such a thing in front of the national audience on the live show, and now even if Bill Simmons wants to regret it, it is too late, after all, the whole American audience knows about it and is looking forward to it.
In the fourth quarter, about three minutes into the game, Dunleavy announced that he had surrendered, and Miami also came off the bench with a big wave.