Chapter Twenty-Six—The Daily Life of a Sheriff

It's been a few days since he woke up from a coma, and Lu Ming is sitting in the office of the police station, but he can still hear many people talking about the duel between him and Licat, which was enough to knock out Errebos' taxes for several years.

may be because in the end, both sides lost, and Lu Ming's level did not rise to level 6. However, the wolf blood in the attribute bar has become 2%. Lu Ming was a little puzzled by what this ghost attribute was.

"Weapons. It's really troublesome. Playing with his sage candlestick, Lu Ming, who had nothing to do, looked at the table next to him, and Yu Saha gave him a brand-new Pihaim magic wand, and sighed slightly.

It was not easy to get a crystallized rappier, but it was ruined because of that duel. It really made Lu Ming feel extremely distressed.

"Knock knock! Knock knock! Suddenly, there was a knock on the door of Lu Ming's office.

"Come in!"

"Click!" The office door was pushed open, and a white-haired guy walked in.

This person was an adjutant who had been reassigned to Lu Ming since Kailar's disappearance, named Karthas Minehir, an uncle of the cat clan who was the same as Miao Na.

At that time, when he heard this guy's name for the first time, Lu Ming's first reaction was: "What is your relationship with the Lich King and that narcissistic blood elf!?" ”

Unfortunately, Karthas had nothing to do with them.

"Sheriff, something happened in the east of the city that someone deliberately caused trouble. I'm going to let you and I go. Karthas said listlessly with his eyes half-open.

"Got it." Lu Ming replied very dissatisfied, and then pointed at Karthas angrily and roared: "Who TMD allowed you to smoke in my office?!" ”

"Don't let me?" In response to Lu Ming's roar, Karthas asked indifferently.

Looking at the face, 'If you don't let it, you won't let it?' With a look of Karthas, Lu Ming was so angry that his face turned red, but there was nothing he could do. For this old smoking gun with five packs of cigarettes a day, Lu Ming has tried all kinds of punishments. In the end, I found out that he didn't eat anything! And had to give up.

In the end, Lu Ming, who was desperate, handed his boss a report on applying for a replacement. As a result, the answer was: "There is a shortage of manpower in the office, so you can make do with it for decades." ”

Improvise with your uncle for decades!!

"Let's go!" Gritting his teeth, Lu Ming endured the desire of a sage candlestick to stab him to death, pushed open the door of the office, and walked out of the office full of smoke first.

"Oh~" Karthas responded weakly, and then followed behind Lu Ming and walked out of the security station step by step.

Lu Ming walked in front, with a black face, and he was about to retreat when he saw it, and stay away from this terrifying 'magic apprentice'. After all, not everyone is a genius like Lichard, and there is a master who is not bad for money.

Because of the duel, Lu Ming, a small magistrate with no prestige, began to have a hint of fame, so although no one would have the courage to watch him in the place, he would automatically give way and point to Lu Ming whispering, which made Lu Ming a little unhappy.

Soon, Lu Ming and Karthas came to a street in the eastern business district of the city, which is the place where the report was splashed in the office.

As soon as they arrived, the two of them saw a group of people fighting.

"This is the eighth time in a few days, right?" Looking at the group of guys who were fighting there with 'pillows', 'sheets', and 'rotten fruits', Lu Ming twitched the corners of his mouth and asked Karthas on the side.

"Possibly." Karthas took out two earplugs and blocked the ears and eyes on the top of his head.

then

"Metallic!!" Lu Ming made a metallic sound.

In an instant, the group of people disappeared, and they all turned into a group of well-behaved babies standing in two groups on the street, covering their ears and looking innocent.

"Say it. Why fight? Seeing that the group of people had stopped fighting, Lu Ming stopped casting the metal sound, and Karthas also took off the earbuds and put them in his pocket. He took out a small notebook and pen and began his routine and asked why the people were fighting.

However, there is no need to ask, Lu Ming knows what is going on.

Because this kind of thing has happened several times these days!

Without those people to speak, Lu Ming would be able to know what they would say.

It's nothing more than "He stole my family's fruit!" "Nonsense! You stole my pillow and quilt! ”

Lu Ming Karthas glanced at each other, and then he went to the side and began to educate them.

"Didn't I say that? The person who stole it was not the person in that store. Lu Ming took the magic wand, stood on the side of the road, and said to these people for the eighth time: "As for the person who stole things, we already have clues. Please don't think you are who it is and fight in disregard of the law. ”

At the same time, Karthas, on the other side, was saying the same thing to another group of people.

Although he was a little angry, his own things were always stolen, but due to the identities of Lu Ming and Karthas, the people in the fruit shop and the futon shop had to promise not to fight again. However, whether they really don't fight anymore is God knows.

After resolving the civil dispute, Lu Ming and Karthas began to investigate a little. It turned out that this time was no different from before. In addition to the footprints of the hot-headed clerk and the owner, there are only some relatively large dog footprints. And, oddly enough, these footprints are only hind foot. It was hard for Lu Ming to imagine how a dog that only walked on its hind legs could steal things.

Even he didn't believe in dogs stealing, and the clerks didn't believe it!

Under the sunset, walking helplessly on the way home, Lu Ming, who got off work, sighed slightly. I thought that this job was not the same as I thought.

"What's wrong with you, Lord Baron?" I don't know if it's a coincidence or deliberately, whenever Lu Ming gets off work, he will definitely meet Sham, the housekeeper who goes out to buy things.

Looking at Sham, who was about the same as in the past few days, carrying a bag of vegetables and fruits that I don't know what they were, Lu Ming didn't speak, just walked over and went home with her.

For this ambitious housekeeper, Lu Ming loves and hates. I love her understanding, gentle and considerate, and hate her ambition to become a baroness.

If one day Yusaha went to his study to study magic and Lily slept in the next room, Sham would have climbed into his bed. Even once when he was sleeping with Lily in his arms, Sham ran to the bed and secretly slept with him.

This practice is basically seducing Lu Ming, making it difficult for Lu Ming to say it, and it is not good not to say it. So Lu Ming doesn't like her very much. However, there are exceptions. When taking a bath, Lu Ming will still get used to Sham's help. I have to say that he has fallen into the unspoken rules of the aristocracy.

"What has Yusaha been up to lately? Why can't I see her these days? ”

Sham hugged Lu Ming's arm and replied with a sweet smile, "Mrs. Thatch, I've been teaching magic to the children of nobles in a private aristocratic school in the city recently, so of course you rarely have the chance to see her. ”

"Is that so" Hearing Sham's answer, Lu Ming was slightly unhappy. However, before he could say anything, his own gardener Miao Na suddenly threw herself into his arms, blinking her big eyes and looking at him expectantly.

Seeing this, Lu Ming couldn't help but smile, took out a fried small fish from Sham's bag, and teased his gardener one by one.

"Don't bully me! Don't bully me! I wanted to get the small fish in Lu Ming's hand again and again, but because of her height, even if Miao Na jumped, she couldn't reach the small fish in Lu Ming's hand, and she couldn't help screaming.

"I said I wouldn't bully you, but aren't you jumping?" Although I don't know why, Miao Na of the cat clan has almost zero resistance to fried small fish, but Lu Ming always finds it as interesting as teasing kittens, and can't help but complain about Miao Na who is screaming but jumping up again and again.

In the end, Lu Ming put the small fish in Miao Na's mouth before Miao Na sweated.

"Let's go, let's go home!" It seemed that seeing Lily's figure, Lu Ming smiled and took Sham and Miao Na home.

Then he took a bath under Sham's service, ate a meal that Wang Na's skills were quite good, rolled the sheets with the caring Lily, and finally slept until dawn, and sat in the office of the police station again, waiting for the adjutant Karthas to quarrel with him, and went to solve the big fight between the two shops together, and the cycle went on and on, day and night.

Until a month later.

As usual, Lu Ming sat in the office, playing with the sage candlestick, idly waiting for a new case.

Because he was a little bored, Lu Ming walked out of the office and went to chat with the people in the office to 'enhance' each other's feelings.

"You know what? Our lord is a strict wife! ”

"Really? Isn't Mrs. Hellas gentle? ”

"What about Mrs. Yusaha Thatch?"

"Well, she's the daughter of the lord, so there's nothing wrong with taking care of the baron, right?"

"There's nothing wrong with that, but when I was on another patrol past the Baron's mansion, I happened to see the Baron go out, and Madame Thatch told the Baron a whole bunch of forbidden things. Like why you are not allowed to drink outside, you are not allowed to look at beautiful women, you are not allowed to go home late, etc., etc., ”

"Isn't it? I remember Mrs. Thatch rarely came home, right? Would a career-minded woman like her manage the Baron like a dog? ”

As soon as he walked out of the office, Lu Ming heard a group of people talking and laughing about him. How can this be endured?

The corners of his mouth twitched, and Lu Ming walked over and patted one of those soldiers on the shoulder.

"Don't make a fuss!" As a result, the soldier opened Lu Ming's hand.

"You're having fun, aren't you?" Lu Ming looked at his open hand and asked the soldiers with a cold smile.

"Wow!! Oh the devil!! As soon as the soldiers heard Lu Ming's voice, they fell to the ground with their brushes, stepped back with their hands and feet, and looked at Lu Ming with a black face with a frightened expression.

"Hey! There's a case! Just as Lu Ming walked towards those people step by step with his magic wand, Karthas suddenly appeared and saved those people with a word.

But before they could breathe a sigh of relief, they heard, "Everyone, twenty minutes!" ”

"Don't~~~~!!!!!!!" ――

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