Close the curtains.

Turn on your computer.

Plug in the microphone.

Then, the legendary top single-player game streamer came into play.

"Hello everyone, this is the stellar wreckage, and tonight brings you a week of "The Whole Master...... No, this game is a game of virtue no matter how many weeks it is, thank you for your support. ”

Huge green text appears on the screen: "Master of the Whole Man", next to a boxing glove in a gift box, and below is the game's menu.

When you click the "New Game" button, the screen goes black.

When it lit up again, a dilapidated house appeared, and a young man wearing a baseball cap, a white vest, and large shorts standing in front of the door.

"We can see that the main character's appearance is very sunny and looks like the kind of lewd ...... that is common in Miami Beach No, dashing big boy. ”

As if hearing Zhao Nuo's words, the "big boy" on the screen spat and scolded: "ASSHOLE." ”

"Okay, when I didn't say anything, then now I'm going to go inside."

Zhao Nuo pressed the W button, and the young man stepped forward quickly, strode to the door, opened the door and walked in, and then said in English:

"The old man next door always plays some disgusting music loudly at home, and today I want to teach him a lesson."

Zhao Nuo smiled: "Okay, now that I've got the mission goal, now I'm going to teach the old man in this room a lesson." ”

The room looked in tatters, and Zhao Nuo had just entered the house with a young man named Jack, when he suddenly saw a bedroom door in front of him being opened, and then a fat figure also wearing a white vest and trousers walked out.

"Damn, it scared me."

Immediately controlled Jack to hide in the toilet next to him, Zhao Nuo clicked on the toilet with the mouse, only to see Jack squatting next to the toilet, and a prompt bar appeared in front of the screen:

"This toilet doesn't look sturdy and should be able to be 'retrofitted'. Want to modify? ”

After selecting the "yes" option, Jack bent down and began to "hand-make" the dirty toilet, so fast that it was like pressing the fast-forward button, and the afterimage of both hands was about to appear.

Five seconds later, I saw that large and small cracks had appeared on the toilet, and it had begun to leak.

Seeing that the toilet renovation was completed, Zhao Nuo began to investigate other places in the toilet, and then found a bottle of super glue and a bottle of insecticide.

As for where superglue should be used, he almost immediately came to the conclusion:

After clicking on the toilet seat, Jack applied a layer of glue to it, and the glue that was originally full is now only half a bottle left.

At this moment, the footsteps of slippers sounded in the living room, and the old man passed by the toilet door and went upstairs.

Zhao Nuo manipulated Jack into the living room, and after investigating the garbage can, he found a banana peel and an empty beer can.

Banana peels can obviously be placed directly on the floor. As for the empty beer can, seeing that the old man took out a can of beer from the refrigerator, Zhao Nuo immediately found its use.

However, it should need to be paired with something.

I tried a combination of pesticides and empty beer cans, but it didn't work. However, it was not surprising to Zhao Nuo - if it was really filled with pesticides, it would not be a whole person but a murder.

At this time, he saw a bottle of toilet water on the table not far from the left front, and immediately accused Jack to go over to investigate and get the flower water X1.

"Well, it's obviously a combination of the two. But in real life, please don't use this kind of behavior in the game, otherwise you will be beaten up, please don't come to me to complain. ”

Zhao Nuo said and combined the flower water and beer cans to obtain the item "Fragrant Beer". Needless to say, just imagining it can guess how horrible it tastes.

"Okay, I'm going upstairs next...... Wait a minute. ”

Seeing that the old man who had finished drinking from the kitchen was about to go downstairs, Zhao Nuo hurriedly took Jack and hid back in the toilet. Then he began to observe the old man's movement pattern.

- After the old man entered the living room, he took out a black suit from the closet in the living room and put it on, admired himself in the mirror and put it back in. Then go back to the living room on the second floor through the front door and sit down in front of the TV to watch a show. Then I went to the kitchen, took a can of beer from the fridge and drank it, and threw the empty bottle in the trash.

Then, he would repeat the cycle over and over again.

As for what to do, Zhao Nuo already knew what to do.

In order to achieve the highest score in this game, it is necessary to continuously put the old man in a difficult situation. So, you must start with a suit in the living room:

Because if the old man is allowed to drink "fragrant beer" and flush into the toilet first, it will take a long time before he will circulate to the living room again to wear a suit, so that the whole process will not be connected.

But now the first thing to do is to collect all the items before you can start working.

When the old man walked into the kitchen, Zhao Nuo manipulated Jack to the living room, found a pair of scissors from the bedside table, and then found a video tape with "unsightly contents" from under the bed. Then I found the thumbtacks and saws in the toolbox by the window.

Entering the kitchen, he didn't find any props.

However, just with these props in his hands, it was enough to make the old man "miserable".

When the old man returned to the living room from the living room, Zhao Nuo immediately manipulated Jack back to the living room.

Using the scissors in hand, after a "makeover" of the suit. As soon as the old man entered the kitchen, Jack rushed into the living room, put the thumbtackin pointed up on the couch cushion, and sprinkled the remaining half bottle of all-purpose glue.

After sawing off the couch legs, Jack inserted the tape into the VCR underneath the TV. Then I went into the kitchen and put the "fragrant beer" in the fridge, and then put the banana peel on the tile in the kitchen door.

"OK, now I think my neighbor should be taught a lesson." After Jack finished speaking, he crawled out of the room through the kitchen window.

And the perspective of the game immediately switched to the old man who was the object of the whole thing.

I saw the bald lewd old man, who took out a suit from the wardrobe with his eyes closed and put it on his body, and then looked at himself in the mirror, and immediately turned red with anger, clenched his fists and scolded:

Now the old man is wearing a revealing feminine outfit and looks like a lewd old man. People.

Seeing this, Zhao Nuo also deeply admired Jack's craftsmanship: this person can make such a transformation of clothes in such a short period of time, which is completely comparable to that of a professional fashion designer.

Putting the "suit" back in the closet, the old man returned to the living room to watch TV step by step, and then sat on the sofa, and immediately had a "close contact" with the thumbtack, making a scream like killing a pig.

He tried to stand up, but his clothes were stuck with all-purpose tape. Pull hard only to hear the "hiss", the fart of the pants. A big hole was broken in the strand position.

"WHAT-THE-FUCK......" THE OLD MAN SCOLDED AGAIN, TIDIED UP THE SOFA CUSHIONS, AND FINALLY RETURNED TO NORMAL, AND THEN SAT DOWN WITH CONFIDENCE, PICKED UP THE TV REMOTE CONTROL NEXT TO HIM AND TURNED ON THE TV:

A large mosaic suddenly appeared on the screen, and the old man's old face was as red as an apple, and he was wondering why the TV station suddenly broadcast such a program, and he found that the VCR below was still on.

Realizing that it had been rectified again, the old man suddenly became angry again. While scolding, he was about to stand up, and at this moment......

The couch beneath him snapped and slid backwards like a wheeled swivel chair, slamming into the bedside table.

"Bang!" The old man was shaken by the force of the recoil and fell forward.

After standing up, he scolded again. Then he walked into the kitchen, and just after entering the house, he stepped on a banana peel and slipped on the floor.

It was not easy to get up, and the old man planned to drink a can of beer to cool off. Picking up the outermost bottle of wine, completely unaware that the can was gone, he threw his head up and drank it down, and then ......

"Ugh!"

He burped with a pale green mist, and the charming scent of flower water came out of his mouth.

This time he didn't have time to curse, so he rushed into the toilet with his stomach in his hands, and immediately sat down on the toilet, and then noticed a strange touch.

He jerked to his feet, and the toilet seat followed him out of the toilet.

The old man was already angry at this time, and he struggled to stick to his fart. The toilet seat on the thigh was removed, and he sat on the toilet again.

"Boom!"

The whole toilet collapsed like a building that had been blasted by a directional blast, and the old man sat on the ground, and then finally couldn't help but roar madly:

“I’LL－KILL－YOU！”

Then, a large line appeared on the screen: "Congratulations! Here's the parlay rating: "PERFECT." ”

Seeing that he had passed the level, Zhao Nuo also clicked the "next level" button without hesitation:

"Okay, that's the end of the first level. Then next, I will move on to the second level. ”