Good things don't go out, but bad things spread thousands of miles. 【Reading.com】

Soon, the news that Li Guanyu was gay immediately spread widely in North America. For men in North America, this is undoubtedly the most exciting news - what could be more exciting than 'Female Star Terminator turned out to be gay'? Because this means that those female stars are still free and can still be meaningful, at the very least, what they like is a gay, and there is at most platonic love between them.

"I finally understand why so many female celebrities like Lee, because they treat Lee as a sister at all."

"Lee turned out to be a gay, and I started to believe in love again."

"There is no doubt that today is the liberation of men in North America, and the dark clouds that have overlooked us have finally dissipated with the revelation that 'Lee is a gay'. Now, I feel that the world is full of sunshine! ”

"I'll just say, an Asian race can't create miracles to attract so many superstars. Now all the doubts have finally been revealed, Lee is a gay! ”

“………………”

Men in North America are excited, while men in Asia are a little depressed.

"I can't believe that our national idol is actually a gay? This is even more shocking than the advent of World War III! ”

"I originally thought that Lee had won the glory for all of us Chinese gentlemen, but I didn't expect... Ay! This thing is getting to the NBA, well, I'm looking forward to his love affair with Michael Beasley. ”

"Lee is a gay? I don't believe in love anymore! ”

"Disillusionment, total disillusionment! Originally, because Emperor Guanyu was at least a dashing figure like Emperor Duan, I didn't expect that in the end he would be an undefeated man in the East. Ay! It's really a good name for the undefeated East! ”

“………………”

The fire of public opinion became more and more intense, and after a while, Li Guanyu was regarded as an idol by the majority of people with the same surname. Obviously, these repressed same-sex lovers need a benchmark character. After setting up their idols, they went crazy, and various parades were born, and soon they spread all over North America. They did this for nothing else, in order to use the influence of this incident to improve the social status of same-name lovers, so the momentum was even more lively than the election of the president.

Although Li Guanyu was ruthlessly used by lovers with the same surname, it was not without benefits. In order to play a unified role in the parade - each of them actually went to buy a pair of proud immortal boots - well, the parade of same-surname lovers is generally undressed, shoes are enough.

How many people love the same surname all over North America? In an instant, Pride was out of stock in North America, and its market share instantly surpassed Nike and became the leader of the sneaker industry. This was unexpected by Li Guanyu and even Ye Ziqing, after Ye Ziqing learned the news, he had to ask Jinjiang's production line to speed up processing and rush to make sneakers to be shipped to all parts of North America.

And the sales volume of sneakers also made Ye Ziqing not refute the rumors at the first time, but her lack of refutation does not mean that other girls do not refute.

"If Lee is gay, I believe there is no man in this world who is not gay. He's just friends with Michael, and all the players in Miami know it. Taylor Swift jumped out to express her opinion, and she knew better than anyone about the relationship between Li Guanyu and Michael Beasley.

"Lee can't be a gay, I prove it with my body." Miley Sellers is still fierce.

"If Lee is a gay, then I would be forced to be annihilated by any man." Kim Kardashian, who hasn't appeared for a long time, made a big news as soon as she came out.

As soon as she said this, God immediately increased the number of prayers by hundreds of billions of times, and most of these prayers were - Almighty God, let Lee personally admit that he is a gay!

After all, there are no longer a few men in this world who covet Kim Kardashian's fiery body. At least... The author of this article is very interested in the spring dawn with him, especially after watching the video, this idea is especially strong, even if the author of this article already has a girlfriend who is about to enter the palace of marriage.

After Kim Kardashian came out, Jessica Alba, Avril Lavigne, Christine and others also jumped out to prove that Li Guanyu was not gay. As soon as these corroborative evidence came out, the North American men immediately fell into a low suspicion, and the Asian men cheered - since the women denied it, I must have tried Lee's sling, that is, Lee is at least a double surname love.

Soon, the final word came out. Michael Beasley held a press conference before the start of the rookie game, and sitting next to him was a blue-nosed and swollen Dwight Howard.

As for why Dwight Howard had a blue nose and swollen face, it can be traced back to the night before, when Dwight Howard was pulling Stoudemire in his room to narrate the specifics of Li Guanyu and Michael Beasley's 'getting a base'. And just as he was in the middle of his description, Michael Beasley kicked the door open.

"What's going on?" The two Fauvist forwards turned their heads at the same time, questioning.

Syllable!

Michael Beasley didn't take the so-called Fauvism seriously, and punched Dwight Howard directly on the bridge of the nose, and immediately blood flowed, which was very terrifying. When Stoudemire saw Dwight Howard being beaten, he immediately got up and tried to help.

"Amarai, you'd better not interfere, or I won't be kind to you." Michael Beasley stretched out his finger and shook it at Stoudemire in the shape of a Bruce Lee, and said, "I don't want to hurt the innocent by mistake!" ”

"Don't be too arrogant......" Amarestad Michael stood up and said as he made a gesture to help Dwight Howard get his way, but soon fell back into discouragement because he saw Li Guanyu quietly walking through the door.

Stoudemire didn't know how good Michael Beasley was, but he knew how good Li Guanyu was. So, he took a half-step back and shrank into the corner, ignoring poor Dwight Howard.

"Want to know why I hit you?" Michael Beasley grabbed Dwight Howard by the collar and said viciously.

Although Dwight Howard is muscular, he is also significantly stronger than Michael Beasley. But... Under the suppression of Michael Beasley's methods, he really didn't find a way to break free for a while. had to give up, and then said helplessly: "I really didn't reveal what you did with Lee, everything was guessed by those media themselves, I just wanted to make a joke." As you know, I just like to joke around. ”

"Are you kidding? Is it a joke if I beat you up? Michael Beasley bared his teeth and looked even more hideous.

"If it's a malicious attack, you'll go to jail." Dwight Howard said half-flirtatious, half-earnest.

"............" Michael Beasley heard this, and his movements suddenly froze a little, and he was also afraid of a lawsuit.

"Will you go to jail for malicious slander?" Li Guanyu's cold voice came, and he immediately boosted Michael Beasley's momentum.

“………………”

Now, it was Dwight Howard's turn to be speechless.

"Now you have two options, one: go head-to-head with Michael Beasley. Two: Come with us to the press conference. Li Guanyu didn't give Dwight Howard much time to breathe, and directly made his request.

"Press conference, what press conference?" Dwight Howard was surprised.

"Press conference on clarifying that we are not gay." Michael Beasley answered for Li Guanyu.

"But aren't you really gay?" Dwight Howard wondered - Michael Beasley's words that day were so bad! It can't be that it's not a same-name relationship.

"Do you think I look like gay?" Michael Beasley asked viciously, very manly. But at this time, what lingered in Dwight Howard's mind was always the pitiful little appearance of pear blossoms with rain.

The phrase "like ......" almost blurted out, but it was still choked by Dwight Howard, and then said with a clear conscience: "It's not like." ”

"Let go of Dwight!" After Li Guanyu heard this, he hurriedly asked Michael Beasley to let go of Dwight Howard, and then personally stepped forward and patted Dwight Howard on the shoulder twice, saying, "Don't joke around next time, take a step back this time, and I won't sue you." ”

"You're really not gay, are you?"

"What do you think?" Li Guanyu glanced at him angrily: "If I am gay, what should I do with the dream lovers of North American male surnames?" I have a lot of responsibility on me, and I don't dare to change gay easily. ”

"Oh!" Dwight Howard nodded approvingly, but the look in his eyes was still strange when he looked at Michael Beasley - he always thought that Michael Beasley was a gay! At least gay tendencies.

Clarification of the content of the press conference is rather boring, first Dwight Howard admitted that he was just joking, and then Michael Beasley very seriously denied that he was not gay, and said that he only loved his girlfriend alone. In the end, Li Guanyu said cruel words -- whoever reported it casually would sue whomever he wanted.

After saying the cruel words, the three of them quickly flashed, and did not give any of the hundreds of reporters at the scene a chance to ask questions.

And this gay storm also ended with such a press conference, after all, no one wants to risk being accused of reporting fake news, even though the news is very much in line with the subjective wishes of North American men.

Overall, this gay turmoil did not bring Li Guanyu any substantial loss of surname, on the contrary, it opened up his popularity among people with the same surname, and made the proud immortal sneakers in the North American market share unbeatable, and overwhelmed Nike, which has many big-name stars, under his feet in one fell swoop.

(To be continued)