Chapter Ninety-Four: Welcome to the Playoffs
When Li Guanyu wanted to chase after him, he found that the figure had already disappeared at the end of the red light district. At this time, Michael Beasley ran over out of breath.
"Lee, I found out that the Gold Club has been bankrupt for almost twenty years, and I can't find a trace at all." Michael Beasley expressed his opinion breathlessly.
"Uh, that's right!" Li Guanyu had a weak promise. He's already imagining tomorrow's scenario in his mind -- there will be a lot of media outlets that say, 'The Miami defenders were so indulgent before the war that they only played the roadside warblers?' ' and other sensational titles.
My reputation in this life is ruined by this bubble of urine.
The two took a taxi back, and as soon as Li Guanyu got to bed, he fell asleep - he didn't seem to find any better way than to sleep.
The next day, sure enough. The image was published in the major media outlets, and all sorts of surprising and exciting 'plots' were attached to the picture. Li Guanyu sometimes incarnates as 'guns pick a hundred women and men', sometimes incarnates as 'spicy hands to destroy warblers', and even makes up a strong version of Kato Hawk's golden finger that Li Guanyu has enough for girls to ** in 30 seconds.
At the same time, the North American entertainment media and sports media fired at Li Guanyu.
The entertainment media thinks that Li Guanyu has low taste, and the men in the red-light district are not worthy of superstars such as Taylor Swift. The sports media believed that Li Guanyu violated the code of conduct for professional athletes before the game.
On this matter, the Chinese sports media on the other side of the ocean do not express any opinion. The entertainment media is standing on the front of the same hatred, and the original 5:5 reunion or breakup probability has instantly become 7:3, and the support for the breakup far exceeds the support for the reunion.
The Miami Heat did not respond to this matter, and no management officer talked to Li Guanyu. Everything was cold as if it hadn't happened.
"I'm sure Lee didn't go there doing anything real, he told me he was just going to pee. I had only been away from him for less than fifteen minutes, do you think Lee would 'hand it over' within fifteen minutes? It's almost impossible. Michael Beasley said to reporters that he would not believe that Li Guanyu would end the fight in 15 minutes.
As soon as Michael Beasley said this, the criticism immediately rebounded a lot - yes, how could that guy finish the fight in fifteen minutes?
At the same time, the Miley Sellers team, who followed the Miami Heat to the visiting team, all came forward to express their support for Li Guanyu.
"There's no way Lee could go to that kind of place, he's a decent gentleman." Miley Sellers said.
"I think Lee's teammates were right, he couldn't have surrendered in fifteen minutes." Sharapova said.
"That person definitely can't be Lee!" Kim Kardashian is categorical, and she still remembers the scene of Li Guanyu sensationalizing on her wildly. Whenever she recalls that scene, she bursts into tears - well, her tear ducts are in there.
"I'll always be on Lee's side." Vanessa Hudgens also took a clear stand.
For these women who have fought with Li Guanyu, time is definitely the biggest flaw in those stories - it was done in fifteen minutes, could it be super-lee?
Yes, almost all female celebrities who have had a relationship with Li Guanyu are completely suspicious of those news, including Murong Qingya.
The night before the match, Li Guanyu finally stood up and clarified: "I did show up in that place that I shouldn't have been that day, but I really didn't do anything. I just went there to urinate, and I couldn't help myself, and there wasn't a single public toilet on the whole street, so I had to go inside. ”
And Li Guanyu's clarification was immediately confirmed by the New York Times, and they went to interview the sailor girl. The girl waved the $12 in her hand and said to the reporter, "That guy is really just going to pee, oh, he still has $12 with me." ”
Since she didn't know Li Guanyu from beginning to end, she even made a little joke: "Is that guy famous?" Is he a gay? I've never seen a man like him who doesn't change his face and doesn't beat his heart under the crazy demands of countless super beauties. ”
To this, the reporter who interviewed him could only say one thing: "He is certainly not gay, and he was able to sprint in bed for an hour." I guess the reason he's indifferent to the mega beauty in your mouth is those flashing names on his gossip list - Taylor Swift, Sharapova, Jessica Alba, Miley Cyrus, Katherine McPhee, Paris Hilton, Kim Kardashian, Vanessa Hudgens, ............"
"Wow, if only I had been desperate to ^ annihilate in the first place, so that I could be on that list......" The sailor girl sighed.
Although Li Guanyu clarified, some witnesses stood up. But the impact of the incident did not shrink much, and people only cared about what they wanted to care about - Li Guanyu remembered it. What else does it matter to them? There are too many 'tall, big, and all' in this world, and everyone wants to know the dark side of some celebrities, even if these dark sides don't exist in the first place?
And for Li Guanyu, what is the misunderstanding of outsiders? As long as the people who support me can understand.
………………&&&…………………… At 7:30 p.m. Eastern Time on April 18, the game finally began.
Syllable!
Al Horford beat Jermaine O'Neal and slapped the basketball at Michael Bibby.
Sou! Li Guanyu rushed out, used his speed to steal the basketball directly, and just wanted to launch a fast attack when he broke the basketball...... Syllable!
Mike Bibby slapped Li Guanyu's arm hard, and it immediately became red and swollen. The referee hurriedly blew the whistle and signaled that Mike Bibila had fouled Miami and had the ball.
"man, welcome to the playoffs." Mike Bibby smiled, and he didn't feel guilty about the brutal foul.
"Watch out for my pee spilling in your mouth!" Li Guanyu sneered and walked quickly to the sideline to catch Dorrell Wright's serve.
At this time, the Miami Heat's starting five tigers are Jermaine O'Neal, Joel Anthony, Dorrell Wright, Dwyane Wade, and Li Guanyu. The Atlanta Hawks' starting lineup is Al Horford, Malvin Williams, Josh Smith, Joe Johnson, Mike Bibby.
From the perspective of the lineup, in addition to Dwyane Wade's little advantage and Li Guanyu's x factor, the Miami Heat lost completely.
In addition, it is worth mentioning that the Miley Sellers quartet sat on the sidelines in red T-shirts printed with 'i-love-super-lee', which was very intimidating.
..................&&&.................."The playoffs are really the playoffs, and if the ball just now had been in normal times, Mike Bibby would definitely not have fouled." But when it comes to the playoffs, it's impossible not to foul — and veterans don't give them an easy lead. The question now is whether Lee, who has always been physically weak, can adapt to NBA-level confrontation. Moreover, he went to the red light district for a while before? Kenny Smith, the narrator of TN/T, said.
"To correct it, Lee just went to pee a little, and if you continue to say this, there will be an eighty percent chance that the court summons will reach you. Yes, even if Lee doesn't sue you, I will sue you. Veteran Fish Honey Reggie Miller warns Kenny Smith to be open-mouthed.
"Kenny, you're stupid. Do you think with Lee's X ability will be done in fifteen minutes? Charles Barkley didn't hesitate to say viciously: "Do you think that multiplying your time by two equals fifteen, so you think Lee is at most twice as strong as you?" ”
"Charles, don't ......be like this," Kenny Smith waved his hand with a flushed face and embarrassment, and then said a "righteous and awe-inspiring" sentence: "It's all you who have brought it bad, otherwise how could these rookies go to the red light district to find fun?" ”
"Uh......" Reggie Miller said he was silent, and his role in the Gold Club case was not significant.
"What do you mean by a broken belt? Are you indicting Michael Jordan, the god of basketball? Charles Barkley did not hesitate to move out of the great god Jordan, otherwise he would not be able to suppress Kenny Smith.
"......" Kenny Smith did not respond.
"Haha!" Reggie Miller smirked、..................&&&.................. Drip!
When the referee's whistle blew, Li Guanyu took the basketball from Dorrell Wright and dribbled it steadily to the court. Just one step beyond the three-point line...... Burst!
Mike Bibi quickly posted up, and among point guards, Mike Bibie's strength is indeed first-class.
Being hit by Mike Bibi, Li Guanyu hurriedly took a step back, and then suddenly accelerated and rushed towards Mike Bibie's left side in disguise - the lateral movement of this cargo was not good.
Sou! Sure enough, under Li Guanyu's rapid speed breakthrough, Mike Bibi was unable to defend.
But at the moment when he wiped his body, Li Guanyu felt a sudden pain in his waist. The whole person almost fell first, stabilized his body and quickly passed the basketball to Dwyane Wade.
Swish! Dwyane Wade hit mid-range shot.
After the ball was scored, Li Guanyu hurriedly complained to the referee: "Sir, he just committed an absolute foul." ”
"Sorry, I didn't see that." The referee's expression is very formulaic.
When Li Guanyu heard this, he hurriedly picked up his jersey and showed the 'purple blue' on his waist to the referee: "Now, do you see it?" Mr. ”
"Sorry, I don't know where this came from." The referee's answer was still formulaic, but his tone was already slightly unpleasant.
Seeing this, Li Guanyu knew that it would definitely be bad for him to be entangled, so he threw down a sentence, "Then please take a closer look next time!" "Quickly run back to the back to defend.
Back in the backcourt, Mike Bibby quickly dribbled the ball, smiled slightly, and said: "Pee, don't complain like a, this is playoff-level defense." ”
"Humph!" Li Guanyu raised his nostrils slightly, hummed a disdainful tone and pasted it.
But before he could put it on, Mike Bibi turned his back and pouted his ass and beat him on his back. The way of backhitting is similar to Liu Wei, but the strength is undoubtedly a geometric multiple of Liu Wei.
Puff puff!
Three times, Li Guanyu couldn't resist taking two steps back.
Forcing back Li Guanyu's defense, Mike Bibby quickly turned around and shot outside the three-point line...... Swish!
As soon as basketball entered the Nets, Mike Bibby's arrogant words drilled into his ears - "Welcome to the playoffs, pee boy!" ”
(To be continued)