After Ziqi Donglai made such a fuss, the scene suddenly became lively, seeing Ziqi Donglai and the wasteland arguing and foaming, I suddenly remembered something, pulled Ziqi and asked, "Ziqi, don't you confess?" ”

"Confession?" Zi Qidong looked at me puzzled: "Explain the shrimp?" ”

"Whew...... I remember that you once said on the forum that [a good man doesn't marry a Fuzhou woman], how to ...... with lace "I said half of it, but the intention is self-explanatory."

"Oops!" Zi Qi Donglai patted his head and said proudly: "Rub, brother, I forgot if you don't say it!" What's that, daughter-in-law, daughter-in-law, hurry up and say hello to our brother. ”

Sister is lace side turned her head to look at Ziqi Donglai, then stood up, raised her glass and smiled at me: "Yu Wang, hello." I can't believe that we can still drink together. ”

"Uh-oh." I also hurriedly stood up and said with some embarrassment: "Your ID is too domineering, I don't even know what to call you." ”

"Just call me lace edge, you're so old, call me [sister], won't I die of a loss?" Sister is lace side bewitched smile, and said: "Forget it, you and our purple dog are also old relationships, we don't have so many kind words, this glass of wine is dry first to celebrate your strong return!" ”

The lace edge is indeed fierce enough, and after finishing speaking, the snow-white neck is raised, and a glass of wine is at the bottom.

"Lace edge...... Well, I'm curious, don't you hate purple qi the most? Why did you get together with him? After drinking, I asked gossipy.

"Well, let's let Ziqi say it." Lace ate a bite of food and didn't answer me directly.

"Hehe, that's a bit hard to talk about." Zi Qi Donglai touched his head embarrassedly, and said, "Last time in Fuzhou, at the door of Toclark Bar, didn't we accidentally encounter the lace edge?" ”

"Oh, yes." I nodded: "Then you two drove away." ”

"Yes, there were too many people in that place at that time, so I was looking for a place where no one was there to repair this girl!" Zi Qi Dong said.

"Forehead......" Zi Qidong's eyebrows fluttered, and I asked obscenely, "Went to open the room?" ”

"Ha, almost, almost." Ziqi Donglai said without blushing and panting: "Anyway, a lot of things happened after that, the next day Lao Tzu's tired legs were weak and his eyes were blue, and then the lace side obediently made me my wife!" ”

"I'm rubbing, really?" I'm shocked, if I'm not mistaken, the last time I met in Fuzhou was the first time Ziqi and Lace Bian met, and it was incompatible, how could I go directly to open a room? If what Zi Qidong said is true, then the sister is too open with lace, right?

"Great God Yu Wang, I look at you, let's stay away from the purple qi east in the future." Seeing that my eyes fell on me, my sister is lace side probably saw through my thoughts, and hummed: "This is full of truth, maybe I will sell you one day." ”

"Huh? Lace side, dare you say that I didn't make my legs weak and my eyes blue that night? Zi Qi Donglai seemed to be a little embarrassed, and asked deliberately while winking at the lace.

"Yes, your legs are weak and your eyes are blue, but you don't know what happened to that?" Lace didn't care about the purple qi, and said to herself: "Let's be honest with you...... There were too many people at the door of the bar that day, and my sister really couldn't afford to lose that person, so she took Ziqi Donglai to Riverside Park. ”

"Uh...... Didn't go to open a house? I was stunned again.

"Of course not." Sister is lace side white purple qi came to the east, and continued: "The two of us found a place where no one was around, and scolded each other from ten o'clock in the evening until two o'clock in the morning...... Later, when he was tired of scolding, he sat down on the ground to rest. ”

"I wipe the ......" scolded from ten o'clock to two o'clock in the morning, isn't there something wrong with these two goods?

"I'll wipe it, the purple gas is coming from the east, it turns out that you are bragging with Lao Tzu?" The old man asked her to stand up, pointed to Ziqi Donglai's nose and said angrily: "Damn, I called you at two o'clock that night and asked you where you were, what did you say at that time?" ”

"Rub, monk, it's none of your business, sit down!" Ziqi Donglai's old face turned red, anxious and angry.

"Sit down your sister!" The old man was about to snort: "At that time, you were tired in your voice, I asked you what you were doing, you said that you had just finished [drying] the lace edge and were resting, right?" ”

"Poof!"

We couldn't help but laugh when we knew the truth from the lace side, the men laughed without scruples, and the girls were embarrassed to laugh out loud, turning their heads one after another, and their little faces were red and red.

"Monk, I'm rubbing your sister! Say less about it, can you TM suffocate to death, can you suffocate to death? Purple Qi came from the east to spit and the stars flew out: "Besides, dry mouth fighting is also dry, do you dare to be pure in your thoughts?" ”

"And then?" Huang Tianwudao was also interested, and he didn't care about the face of the purple qi coming from the east, and opened his mouth to ask.

"Later, ah......" Sister is lace elongated her voice, and said with a smile: "Later, I didn't know each other, and I scolded for more than four hours, I thought this product was quite interesting, and it happened that this product also thought I was very interesting, so he said, it's almost dawn, find a hotel to open a room, and continue to quarrel with me." ”

"Damn, the weasel greets the chickens, and I don't have a good heart!" Lao Tzu is a beast man interjected.

"Yes." Sister is lace side was also a little embarrassed, blushing and said: "At that time, I reacted relatively quickly, so I asked him, do you want to me?" Unexpectedly, the two of them nodded stupidly and said, yes. ”

"I wiped ......" I spurted blood on the spot, and both of them were TM superb.

"Okay, okay, that's the end of the story!" Taking advantage of the fact that my sister was pausing while Lace, Zi Qi Donglai interjected with a big grin: "Later, I went to the room with Lace, and you understand the rest of the things, so you don't need to say it, right?" Hehe, so, the next day, my brother went back with weak legs and blue eyes! Come, come, drink, drink—"

Ziqi Donglai greeted us with a whisk, but none of us paid attention to him, and asked almost in unison, "Later-come-what?" ”

"Later, ah......" Sister is lace glanced at Ziqi Donglai and smiled lightly.

"I'll rub it, you're all paparazzi, do you have to get to the bottom of it?" Seeing that we were all looking at him expressionlessly, Ziqi Donglai was completely helpless, crossed his waist and said, "Rub, anyway, it's not once or twice that my brother is embarrassed in front of you!" Damn, brother admitted, I was moved by impure thoughts at the time, and Lace asked me if I wanted to her, of course I said I thought about it! Unexpectedly, this girl said that if she wants, she can go to the river to stand by the river until six o'clock in the morning with pants and shirtless, then she will agree to open a room with me!! ”

"I'll rub!" We all opened our eyes wide, it was October when we got together in Fuzhou, although Fuzhou was hot during the day, but the temperature was still very low in the early morning! Besides, the wind is strong by the river, and the river wind will not freeze to death if the river wind blows for four hours?

"Uh...... Purple ...... Lace edge this is deliberately repairing you, you shouldn't be that stupid, right? I said tentatively.

"Rub, brother is wise and martial, with an IQ as high as 999, how can you not see her conspiracy?" Zi Qi Donglai was very heroic at first, and then he was deflated in a second: "Hmm...... Hey, huh...... But what...... Well, but my brain was a little hot that day, and I couldn't resist the temptation...... Well, after she finished speaking, I took off my clothes and ran to the river......"

"it!"

After Ziqi Donglai said this, all the people at the table went crazy, and they all burst into foul mouths. Those girls couldn't hold back any longer, patting the table and laughing, even if the sun rose in the east and the rain in the west who was sitting alone next to them, a smile appeared on the corner of their lips.

"Tough...... The Purple Qi God turned out to be so unreliable in reality...... "Chao Gemei Paper and Ziqi Donglai have been in contact for a short time, and said in shock.

"Oh, Uncle Ziqi Donglai, are you really stripped naked? Have you ever been secretly photographed? Britney asked innocently.

"I guess not, if there is, there will be a headline in the newspaper tomorrow [Lewd and perverted men running naked by the river, beautiful women should take more precautions]......" Jun Xin Concubine Xin pursed her lips and smiled.

"Wowhaha, purple qi is coming from the east, this is the reason why your legs are weak and your eyes are blue, right?" The old man and the animal man laughed the most exaggeratedly, and almost didn't pull it directly: "Come back the next day and blow it to us, why do you do it for four hours first, and then four hours...... You're a TM talent! ”

The words were clear, Ziqi Donglai was not angry, and waved his hand fiercely: "Rub, laugh, whatever you want!" Don't care what you say, brother is now messing with the lace edge! You are typical of not being able to eat grapes and saying that grapes are sour, brother is not as knowledgeable as you! ”

"Lace edge, you've been Ziqi's girlfriend since then?" I also laughed out of tears and continued to ask.

"yes." Sister is lace shrugged: "After he went to the riverside, I went back to the car to sleep, and the next day I woke up to see that this thing was still standing there stupidly, I thought the purple dog was also very cute, so I was with him." ”

"Listen, listen, hear!" Ziqi Donglai waved his hand proudly: "What is this called, sincerity is the golden stone for opening, brother is your example, brother is your model, brother is a generation of legends!" ”

Zi Qi Donglai laughed arrogantly, and we all sighed, damn, this thing is really shameless.

"I'm rubbing, brother, I've heard a joke about prison inmates before!" Zi Qi Donglai rolled his eyes and looked at me with a smile.

"About prison inmates?" I sensed a hint of conspiracy in my purple smile.

"yes." Zi Qi Donglai smiled and said seriously: "That's the case, it is said that a reporter went to interview the prisoner and asked the first one, what do you usually do when you have nothing to do, and the first prisoner said, hug Xiao Guo Degang." The reporter asked the second one, what do you usually do when you have nothing to do, and the second prisoner said, hug Xiao Guo Degang...... This was the case until the ninety-ninth question, and it was the same answer. ”

"Rub, your joke is outdated, right?" I rolled my eyes: "It's about the same as beating beans!" ”

"Then there isn't!" Ziqi Donglai smiled evilly: "When I met the hundredth prisoner, the reporter was a little impatient and asked him, do you also hug Xiao Guo Degang when you are usually fine?" ”

"Guess what the prisoner said?" Purple Qi Donglai asked mysteriously.

"Lao Tzu is little Guo Degang!" I was speechless, not at all.

"Of course not!" Zi Qi Donglai waved his hand proudly and said angrily: "The last prisoner said, rub, Lao Tzu is Xiao Guo!" ”

Well......

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then with a poof, they vomited blood collectively.

Sorry, I'm obscene again.