Chapter 163: Cowboys are busy

Regarding Johnson Scarlett's scoundrel, Li Guanyu could only shake his head and smile bitterly, acquiescing to this threat. After a while, after Johnson Scarlett was able to move her body a little, she moved her over, and Li Guanyu sat in the driver's seat and sent her home under her guidance.

That night, Li Guanyu was left in Johnson Scarlett's pink bed. Sleeping in each other's arms, without any act of super-friendship. This is not because the two are pure, but because Johnson Scarlett does not have the physical strength to fight, and she has long been physically exhausted. In fact, as soon as she lay in bed, she fell into a deep sleep.

The next morning, as soon as Li Guanyu opened his eyes, his mobile phone rang, and when he picked it up, it was an unfamiliar phone number. After a moment of hesitation, I finally pressed the answer button.

"Hey, is it lee-guan-yu, please?" On the other end of the line came a pleasant female voice, a little shy, but full of anticipation.

Hearing this voice, Li Guanyu seemed to have a little impression in his mind, so he nodded and replied: "Well, I am, may I ask who you are?" ”

received Li Guanyu's affirmative reply, and a light cheer on the other end of the phone immediately rang. Then the voice of endless hope sounded cautiously again: "Do you remember me? Bonnie Lashlin, the Lakers' deputy general manager of scouting, we used to ...... Had a one-night stand. ”

Listening to Bonnie Lashlin's self-introduction, Li Guanyu immediately recalled the night when he was pushed backwards^, and couldn't help but feel a little depressed in his heart. After hesitating for a while, he said, "Well, I remember." Is there something wrong? ”

"I want to treat you to a meal, I don't know if you have the time." Bonnie Lashlin's offer was cautious.

Dine?

Li Guanyu's head turned slightly, and he understood the reason - hmph, don't you miss my slinger? This year, I think I should be sleepless at night, right? Why bother in the first place? Don't force me at the beginning^ annihilate me, now you don't have to be tortured by throwing sticks, right?

At the beginning, Li Guanyu did gloat a little. But when I thought of this woman who had been lonely and sleepless for countless nights because of an impulse, I couldn't help but feel a little sympathetic, and finally decided to give her a chance to mend her ways.

"Well, when?"

"The sooner the better!" The voice on the other end of the phone immediately became a little impatient, and the smell of scratching could be smelled through the phone.

"Uh..."Li Guanyu's head crossed three black lines, and he wanted to say, 'I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry', but finally I couldn't hold back and gave a compromise suggestion: "Let's have lunch together at noon today!" ”

"Okay, okay, okay!"

"At the Conrad Hotel?" Li Guanyu said the name of a hotel with a restaurant on the bottom and a guest room on the top.

"No problem, no problem!" The other end of the phone nodded hurriedly.

"Bye-bye!"

"Bye-bye!"

The phone hung up, Li Guanyu sighed softly, and there was a little worry in his heart - now there are more and more fish addiction patients, and it seems that in the future, it will not be able to satisfy all of them if they are not a group ^p.

Maybe I should set up a system of flipping cards like the ancient emperors, and sleep on whichever one is turned tonight.

Thinking of this, Li Guanyu couldn't help but show a smile on his face, he seemed to be more comfortable than the emperor. He doesn't need to take care of everything, he just needs to force dozens of people at night.

Getting up and dressed, Johnson Scarlett was still sleeping, apparently she had never experienced such a powerful shock, and Li Guanyu gave her the greatest beauty a woman could enjoy. There is no doubt that from now on, Johnson Scarlett will completely belong to Li Guanyu from body to mind. There was never a single slinger that could give her such a wonderful thrill, and yes, she had become a fish addict.

After leaving a kiss on the face of Johnson Scarlett, she picked up the car keys that were on the bedside table and turned around and went out the door. Driving Johnson Scarlett's Land Rover Li Guanyu straight back to the hotel. When he came to the floor where the team was staying, he had just extended an afternoon off with Nelson Sr., and a group of hooligans of the Warriors quickly rushed out of various rooms, and then surrounded Li Guanyu with a silver expression and asked all kinds of impure questions.

"Lee, is Johnson spicy enough? Is the screaming enough to swing and lose the soul^ soul? ”

"Lee, can you tell me what special hobbies she has in the process of enjoying last name ^ love? Like a song? ”

"Lee, what's Scarlett's favorite pose? Behind? Or diagonal in? Or is it hanging in the air? ”

"Lee, how many times did you do it last night? Have you ever shot Durex? ”

"Lee, does Scarlett like chrysanthemum^? Have you ever had such a novel experience? ”

“………………”

You say a word to me, these hooligans are even more excited than watching Mao^'s movies for the first time. Seeing this, Li Guanyu didn't know how to answer. After being stunned for a while, he replied, "Guys, our story last night was definitely not as exciting as you imagined. So... Let's go back to the room and watch the hairy ^ film! Just think of the male protagonist as me. ”

"Lee, you're the only one on our team right now. Let's talk about it in detail, don't hide it. "Stephen Jackson didn't give in.

"You want to learn how to shoot first-line female stars, right?" Only then did Li Guanyu understand the true intentions of these hooligans.

"Yes!" Everyone nodded in unison.

"As for the bubble female star, pay attention to four homework, talk and sing. It is divided into three steps, bold, careful, and thick-skinned. Say: It doesn't mean to say with your mouth, it's more about body language, we are basketball players, so we should speak with performance, with data, and with a positive attitude. As for learning? That is to say, you have to find an object of study, and the object of this study is naturally me, you have to study hard with me, you have to be attentive, you have to be careful, and you have to remember my words and deeds seriously. As for funny, it belongs to the category of humor, we can do some interesting things on the field, such as taking off the opponent's pants when defending, such as accidentally knocking the referee over in the case of a sideline grab. As for singing, it represents the victory of singing, and no A-list female star likes losers............"

Li Guanyu quickly turned the 'pickle girl teaching' into basketball brainwashing, because the brainwashing was extremely obscure, so these big bosses listened very carefully one by one, and Turiaf even took out a notebook. Obviously, these big bosses who don't have a high IQ are convinced by Li Guanyu's mysterious theory.

After finishing 'talking and singing', Li Guanyu emphasized 'bold, careful, and thick-skinned', and after talking about these, Li Guanyu turned out the 36 strategies of Sun Tzu's Art of War.

Under the artistic processing of Li Guanyu, these poor guys were gradually washed into believers who only obeyed Li Guanyu. Although they thought they were just learning Li Guanyu's art of love and war, in essence, they fell into Li Guanyu's woven bag of faith.

At the same time as Li Guanyu explained, he received the phone numbers of four female stars, namely Jessica Alba, Vanessa Hudgins, Selena Gomez, and Sharapova.

These four phone calls made this group of believers even more convincing - pedaling on five boats, and five high-profile luxury yachts, this... Is this kind of realm beyond the reach of ordinary people? Follow him, even if you only learn one and a half moves, it is enough to have a surname ^ for a lifetime.

The dreams of the hooligans are always good, but basically they are difficult to achieve.

After explaining in the eyes of various adorations, it was already half past eleven. Looking up at the time, Li Guanyu hurriedly got up and said goodbye, and said: "I'm busy, these female stars don't let me worry at all." ”

If this sentence were to be said by someone else, it is estimated that everyone would regard him as a pretending criminal. But in the case of Li Guanyu, the effect is naturally diametrically opposite. In fact, after listening to Li Guanyu's words, every warrior and hooligan gave Li Guanyu a thumbs up in their hearts. Then he looked around at his peers and bowed his head slightly---to encourage you.

Out of the hotel, Li Guanyu hurriedly drove to the Conrad Hotel. He had already arranged a time for the female stars to meet - Jessica Alba arranged it at half past one in the afternoon at the Conrad Hotel. Vanessa Hudkins is at three o'clock in the afternoon at the Conrad Hotel. Sharapova was half past four in the afternoon, and the venue was still the Conrad Hotel. Selena Gomez arranged it after dinner.

This schedule is strictly arranged by Li Guanyu according to the length of his time, and it is not difficult to find from this list of heavy tasks that being a responsible stallion^ is really a very tiring job. This is not only a test of physical strength, but also a test of mental endurance.

When he came to the Conrad Hotel, Li Guanyu found the glamorous and charming Bonnie Lashlin beckoning to him, and Li Guanyu saw this and hurriedly walked over.

After a year without the solace of a stick, Bonnie Lashlin is even more convex and backward, and her surname is charming.

After sitting down, the two of them smiled tacitly, they didn't know how to speak, why didn't they say, 'Let's go up to that after dinner'.

"Drink!" Bonnie Lashlin said, holding up her glass.

"Didn't get drugged, did you?" Li Guanyu said with a vigilant face, Bonnie Lashlin's face turned crimson in an instant after hearing this, and she was ashamed and anxious, and immediately betrayed the special substances contained in the wine.

Seeing this, Li Guanyu hurriedly moved the wine glass to the side. Bonnie Lashlin panicked and tried to explain something, but didn't know how to speak. It wasn't until Li Guanyu swallowed half of the steak that he mustered up the courage to tell the truth: "Lee, I confess." Ever since I went crazy with you for a night, I've fallen into a fascination with your body, and no matter what I do, even looking at all kinds of A^V, I can't alleviate this deep longing. So, I'd love to do it again with you! ”

After saying this, Bonnie Laflin picked up the glass of wine that originally belonged to Li Guanyu and drank it. He said with a resolute face: "In another three minutes, I will be unable to extricate myself from ^fire^burning^." Before you came, I opened a room at the front desk with a room card in my bag. Now you only have two choices, go now, or save me. ”

"I really don't like to be threatened." Li Guanyu frowned after hearing this, although it was very unpleasant. But with the manly demeanor of saving lives and helping the wounded, he finally nodded and said, "Okay, I'll be a stick hero again." ”

With that, he hugged Bonnie Laflin and walked straight to the elevator. Walking into the elevator, Li Guanyu hurriedly took out the room card from her bag and asked, "What is the room?" ”

Bonnie Lashlin, who was already flushed and ready to move, could suppress the surging desire^ and struggled to say a clear number: "Room 069 on the 8th floor." ”

“69? It's really impure. ”

Li Guanyu complained angrily, and quickly pressed an 8. As the elevator slowly ascended, Bonnie Lavrin was already grinding like a beast against Li Guanyu's rock-solid muscles. The hot tongue drilled around Li Guanyu's neck next to his ear, which made Li Guanyu's heart ape, and he couldn't wait to correct this scratch^ goods on the spot in the elevator.

With amazing willpower to support the third floor, the moment the elevator door opened, Li Guanyu's slinger almost broke his trouser belt. Speed up the pace, quickly find room 69, and swipe the door open. Quickly shoved the frenzied Bonnie Lashlin forward, then closed the door tightly...... Boom!

After closing the door, Li Guanyu directly hugged Bonnie Laphlin, who was about to move, and then threw it heavily on the big bed in the room. The moment the spring rebounded, Li Guanyu had already quickly rushed up - the tiger was out of the gate.

Due to his rich experience, the stick hero Li Guanyu quickly peeled Bonnie Lashlin clean, clean, and then not ** at all, under the effect of the aphrodisiac of the martyr surname, Bonnie Lashlin secreted enough natural lubricants, no need to do any foreplay, directly pick up the gun...... Wow!

When he entered, Li Guanyu clearly heard the sound of water, and couldn't help but sigh that he had been lonely for a long time.

Then... Quickly [***] and then ...... Five thousand words are omitted here.

Originally, in Li Guanyu's plan, it would only take about forty-five minutes to clean up Bonnie Lashlin. But he didn't expect that he had been lonely for a long time and that the aphrodisiac surnamed Lie could actually increase his combat effectiveness for so long, and he could still howl energetically for an hour.

Li Guanyu usually doesn't care about the length of time, as long as the quality is high enough.

But this time, it's different. Because his next 'announcement' has already been full, the cowboys are very busy, can the stick hero not be busy.

In the last ten minutes of the battle, Li Guanyu's mobile phone rang more than 20 times, and each time it was the same person calling - Jessica Alba!

Time was pressing, Li Guanyu couldn't help but increase his efforts, and the frequency of sensationalism also increased rapidly. In the case of Li Guanyu's increased efforts, Bonnie Laflin naturally couldn't resist the retreat, and soon disarmed and surrendered, softening into a puddle of mud. sluggish, and Li Guanyu also climbed to the top.

When you're done, quickly run to the bathroom and rinse it off. Then he put on his clothes and walked to the 9th floor, entered the room he had already booked, and after everything was ready, he made himself feel like nothing and dialed Jessica Alba............

(To be continued)