Maybe it was God who wanted to prove that he could stop Li Guanyu, so next, Li Guanyu hit zero in five. Li Guanyu, who has no feel, is equivalent to eighty percent of the waste, in fact, he only has the ability to use speed to fight fast counterattacks. As for the breakthrough of the penalty area in the positional battle, under the defense of the playoff intensity, he simply does not have that tearing ability.

And Li Guanyu was strangled to death, and Atlanta was naturally much more relaxed - even if a Dwyanwade was against the sky, he would not be much stronger.

In the end, there was no suspense, and Atalanta slaughtered the Miami Heat 112-88 at home.

Li Guanyu scored 8 points, 7 assists, 5 rebounds, 1 steal and 3 turnovers in the whole game, and his playoff debut was terrible. Mike Bibby, who was opposite him, scored 16 points, 5 assists and 5 rebounds, temporarily leading Li Guanyu's challenge.

"Rookie, talk to your tattoo artist on the phone!" After the game, Mike Bibi left such an unruly sentence in Li Guanyu's ear.

"What about six more? Don't worry! Li Guanyu still had a confident smile on his face, as if the poor hand of 2 of 13 shots did not cause any damage to his confidence.

"Six? Do you think you'll be able to hold out for six? Mike Bibby's face was even more arrogant, and he said, "Atlanta has a broom ready." ”

"I hope you can continue to be arrogant as always." Li Guanyu shrugged his shoulders and walked to the locker room with his head held high.

Although he lost this game, he has already found a solution - when he returns from the second game, I must take out the secret weapon, and I will definitely not be so passive when the time comes.

Back in the dressing room, the atmosphere in the team was not very sluggish. Obviously, the temporary away defeat didn't bring much frustration to the players - it was a protracted game and it should not be beaten in one game.

After taking a shower, the Miami team got on the bus and rushed back to the hotel to rest and recharge.

At the same time, Mike Bibby delivered his victory speech surrounded by a group of reporters: "There is a stinky boy in Miami who doesn't know the height of the sky, and he actually bets with me who has the highest average per game in this series, and as long as the assists, points, and rebounds are lower than mine, he will tattoo a 'pee man' on his body." Haha, you already know who that bad luck is, right? That's right, it's Li Guanyu. ”

"And Mr. McBeebe, what are you going to do if you lose?" A Miami reporter couldn't get used to his arrogance and asked.

"Lose?" Mike Bibby's eyes widened, with a look of disbelief, and he asked rhetorically: "Mr. Reporter, do you think I will lose to that rookie?" ”

"Of course, that's a rookie who has beaten Kobe Bryant and won against LeBron James." The Miami reporter nodded without hesitation, and added in an accentuated tone: "He is the pride of our Miami!" ”

"Miami pride? Putting him behind a city name? Well, I hope he won't be a shame to you. Mike Bibby pouted, a little dismissive. The playful eyes fluttered for a while, and finally he replied: "If I lose, I will add 'Super-Lee can judge me too' after 'only God can judge me'." ”

"Oh!" The Miami reporter nodded with a smile on his face and said, "It's really an honor to be judged by Super-Lee." ”

After saying that, without waiting for Mike Bibby to go crazy and leave quickly, he had already got what he wanted.

And this reporter is none other than Mr. Cameron, who had just apologized to Li Guanyu before.

………………&&&………………… Back at the hotel, after washing up, just went to sleep, the doorbell rang. Ran over to the cat's eye to take a look, a particularly delicate waiter.

"What's the matter?" Li Guanyu asked.

"Register!"

"Oh!"

Although the waiter looked familiar, he didn't think much of it, and opened the door directly to let 'him' in.

As soon as the waiter came in, Li Guanyu just wanted to ask the reason, but he saw the waiter raise his arm, and then heard a 'bang', and then his face was cold. Suddenly, a refreshing fragrance penetrated into the nostrils, and the whole person was fluttering.

"What's going on?" Li Guanyu hurriedly stirred up two times in front of his nose.

At this time, as if by magic, two people rushed in outside the door - Kim Kardashian and Sharapova.

Now play the last wheel-annihilation, right?

Li Guanyu muttered, while his consciousness was not completely lost. Take off your dressing gown on your own - so as not to be in the pain that follows. With an expression of 'succumbing to fate', he said: "Oh, it's a psyche again, can you change the routine next time?" It's a bit technical, okay? ”

"Good!" The waiter hurriedly took off her hat, revealing her flowing hair, and Li Guanyu recognized that she was Miley Cyrus.

Whew!

Miley Sellers squatted down and grabbed Li Guanyu's most important private weapon in one gulp. Then the mouth swallowed hard, and the tongue flickered dexterously...... And the other two are not idle, licking their navel and eyes, and licking their throats and earlobes.

Under the attack from three sides, Li Guanyu's consciousness finally gave up the last trace of struggle for the surname of Yao, and was completely lost in the fragrance and beauty. Lost for a while, energetic and energetic...... Under the urging of energy, Li Guanyu threw the three naked-naked-lamb-sheep one by one on the big bed like a chicken, and then pounced like a hungry wolf...... Yes... Hmmm... yes！ oh-my-god… f**k… f**k-me！ … yeah！ … Yes... oh-my-god… Ah, all kinds of cries were incessant, and at two o'clock in the morning, the cries finally stopped, turning into heavy panting.

Returning to the wet-wet bed, Li Guanyu lay down calmly on the side, and the other three hugged each other like mud.

"Exciting, Lee!" Kim Kardashian moved the big butt, turned her head to look at Pan Shengbo, and said with a flushed face: "In the future, we will play like this every night, okay?" ”

"Slut!" Li Guanyu stretched out his hand and patted Kim Kardashian's buttocks heavily, then turned over directly and held it with both hands, and after the two handsome 'headlights' were put in the right position, they shook fiercely...... Under Li Guanyu's crazy thrusting, Kim Kardashian kept wailing, and in the wail, her lower body sprayed love and water on the sheets like a faucet...... For another twenty minutes, Kim Kardashian was completely languishing and didn't even have the strength to speak. Li Guanyu tossed it aside, waited for three or four minutes for the stick to be hard, and then continued the fight, this time with Sharapova.

After Sharapova, then Miley Sellers.

This is called it is advisable to chase the poor bravely, not to sell the name of the overlord, and the bed is also a place to test the truth of Mao^Lord^Xi.

Isn't it? Li Guanyu doesn't dare to group -p easily now, isn't it easy to block himself?

"Whew!"

When he was done, Li Guanyu took a long breath and glanced at the muddy sheets. Li Guanyu hurriedly stood up, who knew that there was also a puddle on the floor next to the bed - the battle was really fierce.

After running to the bathroom and taking a shower, I changed my clothes and came out. I just wanted to ask the three of them to take a shower too, and then hurry home. How do you know that the three of them have already gasped and fallen asleep in a flushed tide, and they won't wake up no matter how they scream...... I had no choice but to give up and meditate on the side.

I don't know how, this time the meditation is particularly in the state. So, I didn't wake up until ten o'clock the next day. After waking up, he glanced at the clock, quickly woke up the three girls, took them to the bathhouse to take a superb bath, and told them to leave quickly.

But, for some reason, as soon as the third girl left the door of the room, there was a burst of screaming whistles outside the door.

"It's over, the guys must know." A wave of bad thoughts welled up in Li Guanyu's head—God knows how they would reprimand themselves next.

Bang bang bang!

Less than thirty seconds after the screaming disappeared, someone knocked on the door.

"The door is unlocked." Li Guanyu leaned against the wall and replied weakly--he was ready to be molested.

The door creaked, the door was gently pushed open, and Michael Beasley's head poked in, with a serious face.

Just when Li Guanyu wondered why Michael Beasley was not flirting, Michael Beasley said something that moved him to despair - Pat Riley called you over.

"What?" Li Guanyu's head was stunned, and after a while, he came back to his senses, muttered, 'It seems that the matter is much more serious than I imagined', opened the door and slowly moved his steps to walk out.

"Liu Kushi is crazy, you must be careful. As soon as Mr. Pat Riley arrived, he saw three female celebrities coming out of your room, and he will definitely not let you go easily. Michael Beasley reminded.

"Hmm!" Li Guanyu nodded, took a deep breath, raised his head, and looked at death as if he were at home. Under the eyes of his teammates, he walked quickly to Alex Poelstra's room.

As soon as he walked in, Pat Riley slapped the table viciously, and then yelled at Li Guanyu, "Close the door." ”

Bang!

Li Guanyu hurriedly closed the door, and then walked up to Pat Riley to be sprayed with saliva.

"Was it cool last night?"

The expected thunderous anger has not yet arrived, and the unexpected smile and rhetorical question quietly come with a twisted 'gentle' posture.

"It's okay!" Li Guanyu nodded, he was very honest.

"Tut, with the three female star groups-p, it's really an enviable thing." Pat Riley's voice was still 'gentle', but the pressure that Li Guanyu felt was even greater - thunderous anger was equivalent to being slashed with a knife, gentle greeting was equivalent to being stabbed with a dagger, and Li Guanyu would rather be slashed ten times than stabbed with a dagger.

"............" Li Guanyu was silent.

"That's how you want to get out of Miami?" Pat Riley finally said something substantial, raised an eyebrow, and continued: "Go to the red-light district before the first game, and group -p before the second game." Heh, since you don't want to win the game so much, then you will DNP the next game! ”

"I ......" Li Guanyu opened his mouth to argue about going to the red-light district, but after thinking about it carefully, he did go to the red-light district, and there was nothing to argue.

Pat Riley thinks that Li Guanyu is going to shoot, and Li Guanyu is actually just going to pee.

"Okay, I'll write you a pledge to leave the team now." Pat Riley saw that Li Guanyu did not refute it, thinking that Li Guanyu did give up the game in order to leave Miami. So he hurriedly took out a pen and paper, and without waiting for Li Guanyu to speak, he directly wrote down a guarantee and stuffed it into Li Guanyu's hand, saying, "Okay, our fate is over." This is the last time I'll talk to you alone, bye-bye! ”

"Uh......" Li Guanyu was silent, nodded, decisively folded the guarantee and put it in his pocket, said 'bye-bye', and walked out of the room quickly.

At the moment of closing, he glanced at Pat Riley, who was still angry, and said, "I never want to give up a game, and I never give up a game." I know what you think of me right now, and that's the only reason I didn't hesitate to take this guarantee. Because I don't want to be questioned by anyone about the professional attitude, especially the general manager who signed my payslip. ”

Bang!

Without waiting for Pat Riley to reply, Li Guanyu gently closed the door, and the two had no further contact.

Li Guanyu turned his back outside the door, Pat Riley lowered his head, sad, and muttered half-loudly: "It's really embarrassing to give up on him." But under LeBron's olive branch, who would dare to choose him? ”

When I walked back to my room, I found all my teammates around the muddy bed and pointing. Seeing this, Li Guanyu shook his head and smiled bitterly. Mutter 'the flirting will always come' and walk over briskly - they won't be able to flirt a few times anyway, so let's have fun this time!

"Lee, you're too fierce, aren't you? It's actually done to this extent. Haslem was dumbfounded, this kind of picture was definitely a dream that he couldn't achieve by taking fifty small blue pills.

"Hehe, be proud of the effect of the Undead Generation!" Li Guanyu made an advertisement for himself, saying: "I used to pick three by myself, and I was a little out of breath. Now, one picks three, the face is not red and the breath is not panting, and it is not difficult to go up to the thirtieth floor in one breath. ”

"Really?" Haslem was shocked—he didn't know what fiction was. Several other players were also looking forward to it, hoping to get a clear answer from Li Guanyu's mouth.

"Of course, TCM says that the soles of the feet are part of health care. Have you ever done foot care? The Proud Immortal has a special effect on several acupuncture points on the soles of the feet, especially on the kidneys. Li Guanyu said nonsense - let them tease themselves? Why don't I tease them!

Under Xuanzhi Xuan's explanation, the players were immediately stunned.

Michael Beasley, who had studied kung fu for a few days and had some understanding of acupuncture points, hurriedly raised his hand first and said, "Liu String is crazy, I also want to wear a proud immortal generation!" ”

"You have sneaker endorsements, let's talk about it when you expire!" Li Guanyu hurriedly refused, he was afraid that these two goods would be muddy, and it would not be good to eat a lawsuit at that time.

"Uh... I can terminate the contract, anyway, they don't have a high contract for the interior player. Michael Beasley hurriedly explained.

"Well, let's talk about it after the playoffs!" Li Guanyu said that he didn't want to be involved in economic relations with his friends.

"I didn't sponsor it, I can wear it!" Haslem hurriedly raised his hand and said.

"Me too!" Dorrell Wright also hurriedly agreed.

"And me!" James Jones.

“…………”

Under Li Guanyu's spring-like tongue, what was supposed to be a flirting conference turned into a sneaker customization conference. And after the conference, Li Guanyu hurriedly made a phone call to Ye Ziqing to explain the situation and order sneakers (group ^p did not say), Ye Ziqing praised Li Guanyu on the other end of the phone.........

(To be continued)