"That's right." Xue Mad nodded very firmly: "It's just to pick yin and supplement yang, but this is not a crooked way, and it is not bad for the woman." ”

"Oh." Li Guanyu nodded, now he was stunned by Xue Crazy, he didn't want to become skinny when he got old.

"When we have sex with a woman, we can use the Dharma to get what is good for us, and at the same time give the other person benefits, and most importantly, it will make the spiritual exchange between the two parties feel more beautiful and compatible." Xue Yan said solemnly: "The more copulation there is, the faster the physical fitness will increase. In direct proportion! ”

Li Guanyu's face was full of doubts after hearing this-didn't he say that he was indulging in desires and hurting his body? How is it that the opposite is still possible here?

Of course, although he doubted in his heart, he did not say it. Instead, he cautiously asked, "Uncle, are you numerous?" ”

After hearing this, Xue Yan's eyes widened, and he said, "Call Master." ”

"Yes, Master." Li Guanyu was silent.

After listening to Li Guanyu call Master, Xue Yan nodded leisurely, and then posed at a forty-five-degree angle to look up at the ceiling as a 'reminiscence of the eventful years' and said in a deep voice: "Many, many." ”

"How much?" Li Guanyu is like a curious baby, and men are always very sensitive and accurate to the numbers in this regard.

"When I was in China, I only had one wife. Later, after my wife died young, I came to England by chance. Xue Mad said softly: "As for the number, I don't know very well, anyway, in the past forty-two years, only in the last five years, after the completion of the merits, there has been no too frequent exercise, and there are new prey almost every day before, which must be added up, it should be twice as many as the seven thousand soldiers who participated in the Opium War!" ”

"Fourteen thousand?" Li Guanyu was stunned at that time, and his head was racing rapidly, and he found a Chamberlain Marshal in the NBA, who was also known as 20,000 beheadings.

Is this number technically possible?

"Guanyu, I advise you not to pursue too much in the future. If I had known this, it might not be like this now. Xue Mad patted Li Guanyu's shoulder and nodded with a 'person who came over'.

"Yes, yes, yes!" Li Guanyu nodded hurriedly, he didn't want to store thousands of women's phone numbers in his phone book.

"In the future, I suggest that you better look for girls like White Tiger, Shang Que, Ming Phoenix, and Di Huang. The energy they contain is nothing short of a treasure to us. Xue Mad said it very seriously, as if it was not a dirty thing.

"Uh......" Li Guanyu nodded vaguely in confusion, and then continued to ask: "How can you tell the difference between the white tiger, the merchant bird, the Ming phoenix, and the Di Huang that you are talking about?" ”

"It's easy to tell, it's basically those women who are naturally charming or radiant." Xue Mad said unhurriedly: "I will teach you how to tell the difference in the future, basically there is a law that you go to those big stars in the entertainment industry, and five or six out of ten have such a physique." ”

"Oh!"

"Put the futon in the middle of the room and sit down, now I'll teach you how to breathe and how to practice qi."

"Good!"

While Li Guanyu was practicing hard at the roast duck restaurant, the basketball world on the other side of the ocean was shaken.

Three pairs! What kind of data is this? Has Yao Ming taken it? Has Yi Jianlian taken it? But Li Guanyu did it, he was still a point guard, and he got it against a point guard above Devin Harris's level, and most importantly - he completely dominated the game.

No Chinese thought that such data would appear on a Chinese defender, but now it is clearly in front of their eyes. The huge sense of happiness hit the fans solidly, and after a moment of distraction. There has been a surging Li Guanyu fever all over the country, and almost everyone who plays basketball will add such a sentence when chatting, 'tmd, Li Guanyu is so powerful, labor and management will no longer scold him for messing with the relationship between men and women in the future.' Yes, even if he called the first lady of France, I would applaud him. ’！

The Shark Flutter Forum Fish Party Club was boiling, and almost everyone was chanting Long live Li Guanyu. The general moderator, Qingqingziyin, posted a pinned post - "This is just the beginning, everyone is calm. In order to celebrate, the sub-version of Murong announced his identity - Murong Qingya, with a photo of the work site as evidence.

Suddenly, countless fans broke in, and the shark pounce server was paralyzed again for a while.

In addition, the major portals continued their thriller route, and various top-notch titles rushed to be the first to come out - "Li Guanyu triple-double Beasley quasi-double-double, Pat Riley actually said that Stephen Nash came to sit on the bench first", "Chinese killer perfectly conquered NBA fans to call the peak penny after a little break", "After Wade, the Heat found a new core, and Li Guanyu could bring the Heat back to the top of the NBA", "Michael Jordan publicly declared: Don't call me an alien anymore".

How bold man is, how fruitful is the earth! -- The major portals will give full play to the famous spirit of big/leap/progress.

However, although Li Guanyu is praised in China, it has aroused criticism from many celebrities in the United States.

Kenny Smith: Lee is too soft, his body is obviously not up to NBA level, expect him? Hopefully not the next Shaun Livingston.

Magic Johnson: Lee has good sense of everything, but his body really isn't tough enough.

Charles Barkley: There's no doubt that the Heat's rookie was just a flash in the pan. His style of play is like a complete soft egg, except for that dunk, he is basically shooting, shooting, shooting.

Bill Simmons: I'm sorry that Lee, despite his pretty stats, still doesn't deserve to be named the rookie of the year observer, and I'm more optimistic about a couple of other point guards in the '08 who are very physical.

……^……

Almost no one is optimistic about Lee, and everyone thinks that Lee will not make any difference in the 2008 world of point guards, even if Russell Westbrook and Eric Gordon, two short-lived teammates, said in an interview that 'it's just Lee's normal play'. But it still doesn't work, after all, they're just rookies.

And the decline of celebrities also made the reporter who bet with Li Guanyu arrogant. A blatant contemptuous article was published in the Miami Herald. The title is "After the fireworks, it's a mess".

The next time, after Pat Riley announced in an interview that Li Guanyu was on leave for 10 days, it attracted criticism from almost the entire American basketball circle - who does this guy think he is? Michael Jordan? Michael Jordan didn't dare not play in Summer League during his rookie season, and then took a ten-day break after playing one game in the preseason. What to say to learn kung fu, why not talk about exploring Martian creatures?

Yes, in the midst of the criticism that covers the sky, Li Guanyu has successfully been made into an 'arrogant Chinese Yankee' image.

However, unlike the criticism and abuse of the United States, China is full of support and praise -- Chinese kung fu is good, Li Guanyu, give strength, learn kung fu well, let those arrogant gangsters know what is called the fist of the Chinese.

A small and a big ocean, separating the two heavens of ice and fire.

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