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"In the triathlon competition that ended this afternoon, Zhang Guan unexpectedly won the championship, which is also the seventh gold medal won by Zhang Guan in this Olympic Games."

In the last Olympics, the vast majority of Zhang's gold medals came in athletics, but in London, Zhang's seven gold medals came in tennis, cycling, track and field and triathlon. In addition, Zhang Guan also participated in boxing competitions, and now Zhang Guan is more versatile than four years ago! ”

"Let's take a look at the gold medals Zhang Guan has won so far. In the road cycling road race, Zhang Guan won the gold medal, and the silver medal was won by the British Wiggins; In the road cycling individual sprint, Zhang Guan won the gold medal, and the silver medal was also won by Britain's Wiggins; In the track and field long jump event, Zhang Guan won the gold medal, and Britain's Rutherford won the silver medal; In the men's 10,000m track and field, Zhang Guan won the gold medal, and the British star Farah won the silver medal; In tennis, Zhang Guan won the gold medal and silver medal by British player Murray; In the track cycling individual sprint, Zhang Guan won the gold medal, and Britain's Kenny won a silver medal; In the triathlon competition that just ended today, Zhang Guan once again won the gold medal, and the British triathlon genius athlete Brownlee won the silver medal. ”

"The seven gold medals won by Zhang Guan have one thing in common, and I think you must have discovered it. That's right! In the seven events in which Zhang Guan won the gold medal, the runners-up were all British players! Isn't it a coincidence? The host's voice paused, his eyes flashed with wisdom, and he continued in a rhetorical tone: "Is this really a coincidence?" ”

"Let's look at another video clip."

"First of all, I would like to thank Mr. Sebastian, President of the IAAF and President of the British Organising Committee of the Olympic Games. Actually, I wasn't going to participate in cycling, after all, I am a track and field athlete, and I should be in the track and field arena. But the IAAF restricted me from competing in track and field, so I had to compete in cycling......" The screen shows Zhang Guan in the post-race interview.

"First of all, I would like to thank Mr. Sebastian, President of the IAAF and President of the British Organising Committee of the Olympic Games......"

"Thank you to Mr. Sebastian, President of the IAAF and President of the British Organising Committee of the Olympic Games......

"Thank you, Mr. Sebastian......"

In successive videos, Zhang Guan is thanking Sebastian.

The host paused the scene, and he continued: "I think you should have realized something about this!" It is no coincidence that the British team won these seven runners-up! This is Zhang Guan's revenge, he is taking revenge on Mr. Sebastian, President of the IAAF and President of the British Olympic Organizing Committee! So why did Zhang Guan do this? ”

"We all know that last year, the IAAF passed a rule that an athlete can only compete in three track and field events, and the only victim of this rule is Zhang Guan! You must know that in the last Olympic Games, Zhang Guan won eight gold medals in track and field, and because of this regulation, Zhang Guan could only win a maximum of three gold medals in track and field at the London Olympics! For Zhang Guan, he will lose five Olympic gold medals! That's five Olympic gold medals, and 99% of Olympic champions will never win five Olympic gold medals in their lifetime! ”

"How can Zhang Guan make up for the loss of these five gold medals?" At the same time as the host's voice fell, the logo of cycling, triathlon, boxing and other events appeared on the TV.

"Yes, Zhang Guan chose to break through in other sports, such as cycling, such as triathlon, such as boxing, and these are exactly the sports that the British are good at! Zhang Guan is going to grab the gold medal on the British! ”

"Do you think it's a bit of a fantasy? No, I have one more proof, and that is the 10,000-meter run! This is a track and field event that Zhang Guan has never participated in, and in the London Olympics, Zhang Guan did not choose sprinting, did not choose middle running, but chose a long-distance run, because he knew that the favorite to win the long-distance running event was Britain's 'king of long-distance running' Farah, and Zhang Guan wanted to snipe Farah! ”

"If someone else had made that decision, I think people would have thought it was incredible, they would have thought it was a joke, but when the king of athletics made this decision, would they still think it was a joke? The new world record for the 10,000m is there, and does anyone think it's a joke? ”

"I guess Sebastian is a joke now! He used a ban to prevent Zhang Guan from winning the gold medal in track and field, but he didn't expect Zhang Guan to make up for the loss of gold medals in track and field in other events, and more importantly, Zhang Guan chose to retaliate, he chose to grab the gold medal from the British! I wonder how Mr. Sebastian, as the president of the British Olympic Organizing Committee, feels now? Did he regret it? ”

"Let's take another look at the remaining three events of Zhang Guan. In the track cycling Keirin race, the biggest favorite to win the championship is the British player Huo; In the men's 5000m final, Zhang Guan's biggest rival is the British star Farah; Boxing above 91 kg, except for Zhang Guan, the strongest is the British player Joshua. It's all British again! I think in all three events, it is likely to be the same as before, with Zhang Guan winning the gold medal and the British only finishing second! ”

"Zhang Guan's intentions are already very obvious, he is sniping at the host British team, he is taking revenge on Sebastian!"

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As soon as this program was broadcast, it immediately caused a great sensation, especially many British people, who felt that what the host said on the program was very reasonable.

As the host, Great Britain has achieved a relatively good result in the gold medal table, at least it should be better than the last Olympic Games, but in fact, due to Zhang Guan's sniping, Britain won seven fewer gold medals than the London Olympics in history, which is a nerve-wracking number. Although the Olympics are not over yet, it is an indisputable fact that the British team's results are not as good as the previous one.

But if you count these gold medals, the situation is completely different, even if you exclude the two events of tennis and long jump, then the British team can win five more gold medals, with the current British team's results, if you add five gold medals, it has surpassed the total number of gold medals in the last Olympic Games!

Realizing this, many British viewers were outraged! Zhang Guan suddenly became a public enemy of Britain, and even some more radical people were ready to encircle Zhang Guan and find trouble with Zhang Guan. A large number of British journalists also came to the door.

Zhang Guan was interviewed by reporters for the first time, and he had already thought of his rhetoric.

"Say I'm stealing the gold medal from Team Britain? Hehe......" Zhang Guan smiled slightly, and then said: "My seven gold medals are all dignified!" Competitive sports are like this, higher, faster and stronger people can get gold medals, and those who are not as skilled can only win silver medals, is it difficult to lose the game, do you blame the opponent for being too strong? ”

Zhang Guan's words suddenly made several British reporters blush, not long ago they were still aggressive, as if they were trying to find Zhang Guan desperately, but after listening to Zhang Guan's words, they felt that what they said made sense.

Sports competitions are supposed to be won by the stronger people, and "higher, faster, stronger" has always been the slogan of the Olympic Games. If you lose the game, you naturally have to find the reason in yourself, and you can't complain that the weather is too hot, the venue is too poor, and the opponent is too strong!

One sentence blocked the British reporter, but Zhang Guan did not forget to find another target for the British to vent his grievances, only to hear him continue: "When I was interviewed before, I already said that I don't really want to participate in cycling, I don't really want to participate in triathlon, and I don't really want to run long-distance running." Mainly because Mr. Sebastian, the president of the British Olympic Organizing Committee, restricted me from participating in athletics, so I had to change events. ”

"You mean, if you weren't restricted from competing in athletics, you wouldn't be competing in other events?" A reporter asked very cooperatively.

"Of course! I'm the world record holder in the sprint and middle run, and who wouldn't want to defend their title at the Olympics! Zhang Guan glanced at the reporter who asked him with a little gratitude, this reporter's question was so appropriate, Zhang Guan took advantage of the situation to brush off the responsibility.

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If you lose the game, you can't blame the opponent for being too strong, you have to find the reason for the defeat in yourself, and the British did choose to do so.

This is the home of Britain, and Britain occupies the right place at the right time, and the influence of external objective factors does not seem to exist. And in these events, Britain sent strong athletes, such as Wiggins's Tour de France champion, like Farah's king of long-distance running, like the Brownlee brothers' dominant triathlon, these are all ranked No. 1 in the world in their respective events, and the world No. 1 can't win, what's the solution?

So the British found it really difficult to find the cause of their failure in themselves. At this time, Sebastian has obviously become a good partner for the black cauldron.

"It's Sebastian who has saved our British team a couple of gold medals!"

"It's all Sebastian's fault, if he hadn't restricted Zhang Guan from participating in track and field, we wouldn't have lost the gold medal in road cycling! Wiggins is the Tour de France champion, just lost like this, what a loss is really wrongful! ”

"I think Brownlee lost unjustly! The gold medal in triathlon was originally nine out of ten, but it turned out to be a crown halfway through! If Zhang Guan had changed the event, the Brownlee brothers would not only have won the gold medal, but also stood on the podium at the same time! ”

"The wrongmost loser should be Farah! The World Championships, the World Cup champion, the European champion, and the Commonwealth champion, he has already won them, and he is just one Olympic gold medal away from it. It's good now, but we can only wait four years from now. But four years later, he will be 33 years old, can he still run? ”

"Anyway, it's all Sebastian's fault! A good Olympic Games, he made a miasma. What kind of fake falls, bribery, manipulation of the results of the competition, and the determination of the champion of the competition, how many scandals have happened! Now that the British team has won several gold medals, if I want to say, he should not be the president of the London Olympic Committee! ”

"That's right, it's all Sebastian's fault, it's really time for him to step down......"

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