One hundred and twenty-seven, life was ruined on the second forced mobile phone
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Wang Lei stayed at the door, he didn't react for a long time, what situation did I go, what happened just now! Is Lao Tzu hallucinating? Or is this no longer the earth, or maybe you're in the wrong house! Stretch out your head and look inside, it's familiar, it's your own home, that's right! Could it be that Wu Jingru didn't react and entered the wrong room!
Wang Lei didn't have time to think about it, so he hurriedly followed up, but Wu Jingru put his handbag on the coffee table, and then said, "I'll take a shower, do you have a bath towel." The voice was very flat, but Wang Lei always felt some slight trills, but these are not important, Wang Lei was completely stunned, the important thing is that Wu Jingru said that she wanted to take a bath in her own house! What a situation! What a situation! Is the end of the world coming! Are aliens invading! Or Jin Sanpang has ruled the world! Why don't you hurry up and prepare food storage weapons, deal with the end of the world, fight aliens, and bribe Jin Sanfat! This Nima can't be an illusion, it must be an illusion!
In short, Wang Lei was very incoherent, and it took him a long time to express clearly, and there were new bath towels in the bathroom. Lin Ying bought it back at the beginning, and it was useless after Lin Ying left. Wang Lei saw Wu Jingru's eyes clearly have a look of disdain when he turned around, Wang Lei still didn't understand, and then felt that his nose was a little hot, and when he touched it, it turned out that Nima had a nosebleed and his face was embarrassed, the key is why he is in front of Wu Jingru!
Listening to the sound of water in the bathroom, Wang Lei warned himself, don't look at indecent things, don't listen to indecent people, don't listen to the heels together, the toes of the two feet are about 60 degrees apart, the center of gravity falls on the forefeet, the knees are together, the head is raised and the chest is closed, the back of the neck is close to the back collar, the chin is slightly closed, and the eyes are usually in front of him
After calming down, the more Wang Lei thought about it, the more he felt wrong, Wu Jingru's reaction was wrong, she was so defensive when she saw herself for the first time, and even said that she would call the police, Wang Lei even felt the uneasiness on her body, but how dare she take the same car with herself today, or even come to her own house! And come on, come on, but what the hell is a bath! It's inexplicable to think about it! It's like:
Lad: Boss, how much is a can of Red Bull?
Boss: Four dollars a can
Lad: Bring me a bottle of mineral water
Boss:
It's completely out of line with the law of development of ordinary things! It doesn't make sense to think about it.
Wang Lei had a flash of inspiration, recalling Wu Jingru's mental state at that time, as well as Cheng Qiang's cheap smile, Wang Lei always felt that he had a problem laughing, and now that he thinks about it, it seems that his smile at that time was too yin. The more Wo Cao thought about it, the more he felt Yin Dang, his smile.
Suddenly, Wang Lei seemed to think of something, took out his mobile phone to see if there was a short line to read, and his mobile phone was not turned on until noon, and then Cheng Qiang came to the phone, and he couldn't wait to go out after answering the phone, so he didn't notice that there was a short line at all.
Wang Lei looked at it, sure enough, it was sent by Cheng Qiang, the time was about nine o'clock in the morning, it seems that Cheng Qiang also thought that Wang Lei had woken up at that time, so he sent it, but he never expected that Wang Lei was awake, but his second mobile phone hadn't woken up yet! is still in a state of death for Tsundere, so Wang Lei didn't know that there was a short-term coming!
When he opened it, Wang Lei's face instantly darkened. The short-term content is as follows.
"Dear handsome and dashing boss: I have thought of a perfect way, my sister-in-law is so proud, if she gives her money for free, she probably won't ask for it, and she will suspect that you are very bad, what other ideas do you have, it is better to be really bad, just follow her path. So I didn't drink tea, I didn't eat food, I thought of a way, boss, you just said 1.5 million to support her, so she will definitely believe in being a bad person, and then she will get both at once, boss, I'm smart. ”
Now Wang Lei understands, first of all, what is going on with this language level, all kinds of amorous feelings, "I didn't drink tea, I didn't eat rice" What the hell, do you want to say that tea doesn't want to eat! And the last sentence must be to say that killing two birds with one stone, but if you don't know how to use idioms, don't use it!
The next thing is the big problem, your uncle Lao Tzu is already = beast in Wu Jingru's heart, you will become a cosmic-level beast like this, your soul is faint! Qiang Jian's attempt is not counted, and he still wants to take advantage of people's danger to think about dirty things, which is simply intolerable! Clever you big-headed ghost! Sure enough, I shouldn't believe that Cheng Qiang would be a half-good thing! Now thinking about his smile at that time, the more Wang Lei thinks about it, the more angry he becomes. He must have thought that he already knew and acquiesced to this plan, but he knew that you were a big-headed ghost! Lao Tzu's second forced mobile phone just won't turn on! Didn't know there was a text message at all, bastard!
No wonder Cheng Qiang laughed so vigorously, no wonder Wu Jingru had a hollow face, it was Cheng Qiang who had already told her that this kind of beast was not as good as the plan! She must have thought about it, even if she loses her life's happiness for her father, it doesn't matter. Thinking of her empty eyes again, Wang Lei's heart throbbed.
No wonder I asked: I said I wanted to go home, would you let me go back? No wonder her face was full of disdain, she must have thought that she was planning all this behind her back, she must have thought that she was going to take her to the hotel, she already knew that she was still pretending, and she was extremely hypocritical. There are too many doubts, but I haven't reacted until now, and I can't wash them away after jumping into the Yellow River!
It turned out that what she said was accepting the deal proposed by Cheng Qiang, 1.5 million guarantees, not accepting her own apology. She must have thought that Wang Lei wanted to talk about that dirty deal, but what Wang Lei wanted to say was sorry! Both sides said their own things, thinking that they knew what the other party was trying to say, but it turned out to be completely wrong! What a misunderstanding!
Explained? Call Cheng Qiang to confront him? It's useless! The explanation is the same as explaining that the Japanese are actually unchanging, and everyone will say, "Aren't you talking nonsense?" Who believes! If Cheng Qiang is called to confront him, no matter what Cheng Qiang says, Wu Jingru will definitely think that he instructed him! Heaven and earth, save me!
Think about it carefully, although Cheng Qiang is not brainless, but at least he is kind, and the culprit is the second forced mobile phone, his life was ruined on a second forced mobile phone, and it is also a legend
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