Chapter 23: Fire Is Impossible to Fire (Grand Chapter!)
"Readers control the settlement of speeches on the platform. β
"The most praised chapter is said to be published by [Wind Hurt], and the content is: The protagonist says to his mother, 'I dreamed that I was doing the most important thing in my life with Master Elu, and I woke up at the critical moment, and I peed out, so I screamed'. β
"The mission is officially released, and within ten minutes of the task time, the task reward is [Strength +3]. β
It's that kind of task again!
Forcing me to say something that makes me ashamed and makes others think crooked!
It's so hateful!
Xu Xiaofan sighed deeply, but soon his state of mind returned to calm.
I, Xu Xiaofan!
It's no longer the Xu Xiaofan he used to be!
I'm so thick-skinned now that I'm surprised and scared myself.
Xu Xiaofan took a deep breath, he was about to say this.
But Mrs. Wilson spoke suddenly.
"Esker. β
"Huh?"
"You're wetting the bed, aren't you?"
"I ......"
"Esker, you're not young, you're twenty-five years old. β
"Mother, I ......"
Looking at Mrs. Wilson's meaningful eyes, Xu Xiaofan suddenly felt ashamed, and the courage he had gathered just now dissipated in an instant.
Damn, it's really embarrassing to be asked by my mother like this.
Both are 25 years old, so adult, still wet the bed.
Xu Xiaofan felt that he was still too lacking in exercise, and whenever Xu Xiaofan felt that he was invincible, this group of hateful ...... Loving readers can always find something that makes them more ashamed.
Every control task, the angle is particularly tricky!
"I actually don't wet the bed, there is a special reason......" Xu Xiaofan was very helpless, lowered his head and didn't dare to look at Mrs. Wilson.
"What is the reason?"
"I had a nightmare last night. β
"What a nightmare that can make you like this. β
"I ...... last night"
Xu Xiaofan took a deep breath, he thought of the dream last night, and couldn't help but feel sad: "I dreamed that I was doing the most important thing in my life with Master Ailu, but when I woke up at the critical moment, I took out my pee, so I screamed!"
Xu Xiaofan breathed a sigh of relief, he finally gritted his teeth and completed the task.
This sentence is really shameful.
The average person can't put his mouth at all.
"Esker ......"
Mrs. Wilson was a little confused: "What is the most important thing you and Elu are doing in your dreams?"
"Mother, it's not important!"
Xu Xiaofan said loudly: "The important thing is that when I was about to succeed, this dream suddenly turned into a nightmare!"
Dog author, last night hurt me a lot.
Thinking of this, Xu Xiaofan was heartbroken: "It's okay to change it to nightmares, but there are several nightmares in one connection, one ring after another......"
"I really can't stand it!"
"I couldn't help it, and I woke up with a nightmare and found myself urinating on the bed. β
Seeing the painful and fearful expression on her youngest son's face, Mrs. Wilson was very distressed, and hurriedly said softly: "Don't get in the way, let the maid clean and replace." β
"Asker, my darling, have you been too tired of studying magic lately? β
"I'll send someone to the Academy of Magic to inform your teacher that you can recuperate at home for a while if you want. β
"No!"
Xu Xiaofan held his head high and said loudly: "I have the proudest surname, I am a man of the Wilson family! A mere nightmare can't destroy my will! Neither can pain! I must go to the magic academy! Continue to become a more advanced magician!"
"Good boy. β
Mrs. Wilson was very surprised, and praised it again and again, and then she thought of something, took out a small bag from her arms and handed it to Xu Xiaofan: "There are some gold coins here, you take the flowers first, and tell me if it's not enough." β
Xu Xiaofan took the gold coin and was very moved.
In the final analysis, it is still his wife who feels sorry for her son.
This bastard dad has cut off the source of money since he ran away from home last time, and Xu Xiaofan has never touched a single gold coin with his hands since he crossed over to the present.
No one dared to believe it, and the son of the duke had never even touched a gold coin.
Miserable, you say?
Even if Xu Xiaofan got the qualification certificate of a junior magician, the duke's father was disdainful and still refused to provide financial support to Xu Xiaofan.
This directly led to the fact that the duke's son had no pocket money at all, and he couldn't afford to buy something if he wanted to.
"Someone. β
Mrs. Wilson called the maids and asked them to clean the room, and she took Xu Xiaofan to the restaurant downstairs for dinner.
The youngest son is so competitive, he said a bunch of beautiful things early in the morning, and he was full of ambition.
Mrs. Wilson was naturally rejoicing, and she felt more and more that her child had changed, and that it was the real prodigal son who had turned back.
After breakfast, Xu Xiaofan said goodbye to Mrs. Wilson, got into the magic carriage, and went to the Academy of Magic.
Xu Xiaofan has now figured out a pattern.
As long as a control task is completed, Xu Xiaofan will be in a relatively "safe" state for the next period of time.
This safety means that the second control mission will not appear for a short time.
"Dog author, how often do you release control tasks?"
"Once per chapter. β
"Ah, I almost forgot, you're the author of the web article that updates the novel chapter by chapter. β
Xu Xiaofan suddenly realized, he remembered that there was still a display of novel data in the system.
Xu Xiaofan sat in the carriage, opened the system light curtain, clicked on the details of the book, and began to check the data related to the novel.
Buckle Reading Collection: 1723. Cumulative Referral Votes: 2537. Commuter passes: 0. Number of tips: 23.
"it!"
Xu Xiaofan was shocked: "Dog author, you're going to be on fire! There are 1,700 people who collect this book!"
"It's all robots, fake. β
The dog author's voice was filled with a sourness that Xu Xiaofan couldn't understand: "Fire can't be hot, it won't be hot in this life, and nothing else, you can only code words and hydrology every day, and barely eat and live every month." β
"Shit robot, you dare to call my readers robots!"
Xu Xiaofan was furious and said his heart: "If they were all robots, would I be played so badly?"
"Are you miserable?"
The dog author said slowly: "You see that you are not living well now, and you have also received a lot of task rewards. β
"That's all earned by my own hard work!"
Xu Xiaofan quibbled: "You don't know, I'm hurt physically and mentally now, can you change the rules, just let me be the protagonist of Shuangwen, stop abusing me." β
"No, I'm a man of the word. β
"No wonder you're a street hitter. β
Xu Xiaofan sighed: "In these years, you can only make money by writing cool articles, every day and every day, the little brother is running all over the ground, and the harem can't be piled up, this is the royal way! You are always abusing the master, and no one reads this book." β
The dog author stopped talking.
Xu Xiaofan felt that he might have been stung by himself, and his heart and self-esteem.
It is impossible for Xu Xiaofan to comfort him, so let the dog author squat in the corner and lick the wound by himself.
"Dog author, you said that if these collections, tips, recommendation votes and other data are more, will you give me any rewards?"
Xu Xiaofan asked casually: "After all, this is all data that I have been abused in exchange, and I have no credit and hard work." β
The dog author still didn't say anything.
It's over, it seems that the dog author was really hurt by me, and his self-esteem as an author is broken.
Xu Xiaofan clicked on the book review area.
There are only a few dozen book reviews with good and bad reviews, compared with the lively scene of the book review area of Huoshu, which often has tens of thousands of book review areas, the difference is simply one day and one place.
Xu Xiaofan found that there were readers in the book review area who were excitedly discussing how to control themselves.
Even Xu Xiaofan found out in the book review area that there was a reader who wanted to control himself to take off his clothes on the street!
"Fortunately, this reader doesn't know how to post control content in the chapter, and the book review area doesn't count. β
Xu Xiaofan was shocked into a cold sweat, and for the first time, he was glad that some readers did not understand the rules.
There are no outstanding data in this book, and not many people have spoken, Xu Xiaofan glanced at the book review area and closed the light curtain.
It seems that the dog author is right, he is really a poor bastard.
Then, new problems arise again.
If the dog author is a street fighter, will he suddenly not want to write one day?
"If he is a eunuch with this book, won't I stay in this eunuch's book forever!"
"In case he is finished, let me fart and blow myself up, look at myself handsomely in the mirror, stab myself to death, and the real pinch egg and blow myself up eunuch......"
The more Xu Xiaofan thought about it, the more wrong he became, and he broke out in a cold sweat.
No, my life is still in danger!
"Readers, dads, come and abuse me, at least there is a glimmer of life in abusing me, and if the dog author doesn't write this book, I'll be really finished!"
Xu Xiaofan shook his head and sighed as he opened his system backpack and listed the rewards for these control tasks.
In order to be better abused by readers, he needs to be strong.
There are readers in the book review area who say that they still want to see how the protagonist makes the world of immortal cultivation, the world of doomsday, and the world of history collapse.
According to the dog's urine, it is highly likely that he will drag himself to another world after completing the main quest in this world.
"Reader's father really thinks of me, I can't even handle the Kolia Continent, and I can't be poked with a flying sword when I go to the world of cultivating immortals?"
Xu Xiaofan glanced at his control task reward items.
In addition to the increase of attribute points, the rewards of magic items are: [Confusion Pocket Watch] E-rank magic items, [Willow Wing] E-level magic items, [Magic Ring] E-level magic items, and [Intermediate Water Flow Magic Encyclopedia Set x1] E-level magic items.
The rewards of the card types are: [Pick Card x1], [Speech and Calculation Card x1], [Blank Clone Card x1], [Life Card x1], [Attribute Skill Card x1], [Lock Skill Daquan Quick Card x1]
The rewards for skill classes are: [Psychic Magic Encyclopedia x1], [Dream Training Skills x1]
Among them, [Intermediate Water Flow Magic Encyclopedia Set x1] is a magic item in the form of an integration pack, which includes a new magic wand, magic robe, magic crystal ball, magic ring, and a complete detailed explanation of the intermediate water flow magic encyclopedia and casting gestures in the Kolia Continent.
It can be said that by wearing the equipment in this set and eating through spells and spell casting gestures, you can become an intermediate magician.
As the name suggests, many of the cards are outstanding, but they are one-time consumables that are gone when they run out.
The [Attribute Skill Card] and [Lock Skill Daquan Quick Card] of the card class are also skill cards, which are similar to the rewards of the skill class.
[Attribute Skill Card] can randomly comprehend an attribute skill according to the value of Xu Xiaofan's current attributes, the higher Xu Xiaofan's attribute value, the stronger the comprehended skill.
[Lock Skill Daquan Quick Card x1] is much simpler, and you can directly learn and comprehend all the external skills of the martial arts class, including but not limited to grappling, locking fighting, and so on.
The skill class [Psychic Magic] and [Dream Training Skills] involve two completely different skill fields.
One is psychic magic, which is a magic system that the Kolia Continent does not have, and the other is dream training, and Xu Xiaofan didn't understand what the dream skills were for.
"Could it be that it is so that I can dream more easily in the future?"
Xu Xiaofan smiled, he felt that his thoughts were a little simple.
"Forget it, let's learn it first, and then talk about it, don't pressure yourself with more skills. β
Xu Xiaofan directly learned the [Spiritual Magic] and [Dream Training Skills] and transformed them into skills he mastered.
Later, use the [Lock Skill Daquan Quick Card] to master a melee attack and defense method.
As for the [Attribute Skill Card], Xu Xiaofan hesitated again and again, but it was still useless.
Since skills are learned and generated randomly based on attribute values, this thing must be saved for later.
On average, his current attribute value is only twenty or thirty points, which is not too much.
After learning new skills, Xu Xiaofan found that he had three new skills on his attribute panel.
[Beginner Lock-Fighting], [Beginner Mind Magic], [Beginner Dream Maker]
There are not too many related introductions to these three skills, probably because they are all elementary skills, and everything needs Xu Xiaofan to comprehend and tap the potential of the skills by himself.
Xu Xiaofan also wanted to try the effect of the skill, but unfortunately he didn't have time to think about it.
The magic carriage stopped, and the Thorn Flower Academy arrived.
Xu Xiaofan jumped out of the carriage and looked at the entrance of the academy for the first time.
Ah, that beautiful figure......
Still hasn't appeared.
"Where has Master Eru been lately? I haven't been waiting for me at the door for two days. β
Xu Xiaofan was a little sad, but he quickly cheered up.
Because he saw another familiar figure.
William Smith!
He was walking with a few companions, talking and laughing towards the school gate, and even the wound on his forehead had healed, and there was no scar left.
It's just that mentally, no one can see what happened to him.
"There's a saying, how do you say it?"
Xu Xiaofan smiled hideously, and then strode over: "The road is narrow!"
Let you torture me in my dream last night, and see that I don't beat you to death today!
I, Xu Xiaofan, stand up to the sky, I said in my dream that I want to beat you, then I must beat you!
"William!"
Xu Xiaofan yelled, and William only heard someone shouting behind him, and his voice sounded familiar.
Which classmate could it be?
William didn't think much of it and turned around.
"Huh!"
A huge force came from William's arm, and before he could see the person behind him, he felt his vision turn upside down in an instant.
"Bang!"
William's cheek slammed into the ground, his nose crooked, and blood flowed all over the ground.
"Ah, refreshed. β
Xu Xiaofan sighed with satisfaction and let go of William.
The power of the [Junior Lock Technique-Fighting] skill is good, and Xu Xiaofan easily completed a chic and powerful back fall.
The moment he caught William, more than a dozen sets of action plans and choices for controlling the enemy appeared in Xu Xiaofan's mind, and in the end he chose the most angry way.
"What are you going to do!"
"Who are you!"
William's companions around him were shocked, a student wearing the uniform of the Junior Magician Academy actually dared to do something to the senior!
I saw that Xu Xiaofan's companion was more clever when he was present yesterday, so he took a few steps back and slowly left the place of the incident.
The youngest son of the Wilson family is a ruthless man, and he cannot be provoked.
"You ....."
William was very painful and angry, he reluctantly got up from the ground, turned his head, and saw Xu Xiaofan's smiling face: "Did I let you get up?"
"Poof. β
William simply continued to lie on the ground, and he whispered aggrievedly and helplessly: "Good morning, Asker." β
"Good morning, William. Xu Xiaofan is very aristocratic and polite, of course, if he didn't do it just now, he would be more like a nobleman.
William's strange posture, the two of them greeted each other strangely, making the nearby students stunned.
What the hell is going on?
"Why are you hitting me?"
"Because you bullied me in your dream last night. β
Xu Xiaofan was confident: "You bullied me, I will bully me back, I never suffer a loss!"
"I ......"
William is going to cry, what kind of bullshit reason is this.
I'm bullying you in my dream, are you going to beat me up in reality!
Big brother, why do you dream of me? What kind of sin have I done, I was threatened by you yesterday, and I met you again early this morning!
"What are you looking at? Your eyes are very improper, are you angry with me?" Xu Xiaofan stared at William.
William shook his head repeatedly: "No, no, no, I want to apologize to you." β
"Apologize?"
"Yes, Ask, I'm so sorry that I shouldn't have been in your dream last night, I shouldn't have bullied you in my dream. β
William said very sincerely: "I was wrong, if the next time I appear in your dream, please be sure to beat me in your dream." β
Look at what is said.
Arouse!
I can't be cowardly!
Xu Xiaofan suddenly felt bored, and there was no fun for revenge at all.
"Forget it, let's go. β
"Hey, thank you Ask. β
William nodded repeatedly, but before he could get up, a woman's puzzled voice came from behind the two.
"Esk, William, you ...... What are you doing?"
William was stunned, and Xu Xiaofan was shocked.
This is the voice of Master Ellu.
Oops, I accidentally exposed my violent side, would Gen Elu think about it?
Xu Xiaofan regretted beating William a little, he looked at William with threatening eyes, and warned him with his eyes not to talk nonsense.
It was at this time that the voice of the dog author appeared again.
"I only finished my mission once in the morning!
Xu Xiaofan wailed loudly in his heart, and he couldn't stop the dog author's sadism.
"The Reader Control Platform is on. β
"All readers are invited to post this chapter in the last paragraph of this chapter to determine the next decisions and actions of the protagonist on the current plot!"
"Didi, Didi, Didi, Turn on special adoption options!Reader control requests can influence William Smith's behavior and language, only this time!"
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