Chapter 217: Dog Man and Woman
The gold silk armor is famous all over the world, invulnerable, invulnerable, but it looks simple and unpretentious, and the gold wire is dull, just like an ordinary vest.
Seeing Su Yang, the person who was tied up easily discovered where he had hidden the golden silk armor, and beads of sweat the size of soybeans suddenly seeped out from his forehead and slid down his cheeks, twisting his body desperately, and his mouth made a whining sound of unknown meaning.
This man's tears will remain.
Everyone in the rivers and lakes knows that no matter how high the martial arts are, they can't escape the blow of the plum blossom thief's chest, and even the head of Diancang, Wu Wentian, who is known as the first swordsman in the rivers and lakes, also died at his hands. Therefore, only with this golden silk armor can you have the opportunity to fight with the plum blossom thief.
But many people mistakenly think that with the golden silk armor, they can win the plum blossom thief.
Furthermore, it is believed that with the golden silk armor, you can obtain a huge wealth and the heart and body of the world's first beauty.
These are two different things entirely.
"Although the golden silk armor is a treasure for self-defense, what is the use of you getting it? Even if you wear ten pieces of gold silk armor, I can still kill you with a sword, why should you fight for it? Su Yang patted his head like a pet, and said, "You wear him, it's tantamount to a child swaggering through the market with a lot of money, you give it to me, maybe you can live a few more years." β
After saying that, he ripped off the golden silk armor and broke the cowhide rope on the man's body at the same time.
The man was stunned in place, looking at the golden silk armor for a while, and looking at Su Yang for a while, the expression on his face was hesitant and distressed, but fortunately, he finally had no advantage to make Zhi faint and shoot at Su Yang.
The person in front of him, who could tear off the cowhide rope that tied him with an easy pull of two fingers, was obviously not something he could deal with.
"Why don't you leave, waiting for me to invite you to dinner?" Su Yang said without raising his head. In the original plot, it is Li Xunhuan who is here now, he will talk to this person and then be poisoned in wine, and he almost died, he doesn't want to be this kind of wronged boss.
The man's face was red and white for a while, and his eyes were erratic, and finally he stomped his foot fiercely, picked up his chain gun from the ground, turned around, and walked out the door.
As soon as he opened the curtain, he bumped into a person, but it was the owner of the hotel, the old man who had just sent a letter to Su Yang.
The old man was holding a tray in his hand, with a pot of wine and two side dishes on the tray, which seemed to have been sent to Su Yang. With such a bang, the back of the plate flew away, the flask fell to the ground and shattered, and several side dishes were poured on the unlucky guy of the chain gun.
Although the flask fell on the snow outside, if you pay close attention, you can still see the wine spilled from the flask splashing on the white snow around it, and a faint dark blue sè floats.
"Look for death!" The man scolded, as if he wanted to vent all his anger against Su Yang on this powerless old man, and the chain gun in his hand had already flown out.
"Sure enough, it's looking for death!" Su Yang shook his head secretly.
The old man snorted angrily, his rickety body seemed to have suddenly grown a foot, his left hand was reversed, and he had already copied the head of the gun, and said sharply: "You dare to do it with my old man?!" β
This timid and fearful old man seemed to have changed in an instant, and even his face became red and purple, faintly bright.
In the shout, the old man's right fist had been struck, only to hear the "bang", the chain gun was broken into two, the fist was not weakened, and the man's body flew out, he hit the wall, splashed blood all over the wall, and his body happened to fall into the big iron pot on the stove.
The boiling water was boiling in the big iron pot, but the man fell into it without saying a word, and the body was floating in the cauldron, obviously already killed by the punch.
The force of this punch is truly amazing.
The old man looked at his corpse, the wrinkles on his face showing one by one, and then his eyes moved to his fist, as if he was talking to the fist, and he muttered, "You haven't killed anyone in twenty years, have you?" β
He suddenly raised his head and smiled at Su Yang: "Fortunately, I haven't forgotten how to kill people." β
Su Yang said: "Is it worth it for you to kill people for this kind of thing?" β
The old man said, "Twenty years ago, I didn't kill anyone. β
Su Yang said: "But now that twenty years have passed, it is not easy for you to escape these twenty years." If you expose your identity for this kind of thing, you can't do it. β
"Oh? Who am I? The old man asked.
"Purple-faced Erlang Sun Kui was such a high-profile figure twenty years ago, he dared to elope with Mrs. Rose, the wife of the chief scoop of the 72nd water and land wharf in Jiangnan, I really admire this courage." Suyang Road.
The old man smiled indifferently: "Who else but you will know?" I saw it clearly just now, the big man who came with you is not weak, if you don't drive him away, I may not dare to make a move, but now"
"Now he's a mile or two away, he won't know what's going on here, and even if he does, he won't have time to come and save me, so you can do it to me, right?" Suyang Road.
The old man said, "Since you are also a smart person, why don't you give me the golden silk armor?" β
Su Yang said: "I'll leave it to you, does your wife agree?" β
At the mention of the word wife, Sun Kui suddenly looked at him angrily, and before he could speak, he suddenly heard a smile and said, "Of course his wife disagrees." "It's a woman's voice, and it's beautiful.
Su Yang smiled and said: "Lady Rose was already a famous beauty twenty years ago, since she came, why didn't she come out to meet her?" β
The voice laughed: "What a good mouth, if I had met you twenty years ago, I am afraid that I would not have eloped with him." β
In the midst of laughter, her person walked out with her waist twisted.
Twenty years later, she didn't look too old, her eyes were still very attractive, her teeth were still white, but her waist - she really didn't have a waist anymore, and her whole body was like a big water tank.
What's even more ridiculous is that Madame Rose is wearing a small red satin leather jacket with a swastika bun, and you can smell the aroma of shavings oil from a distance.
It is a very regrettable and sad thing for a beauty to grow old, but if she doesn't know that she is no longer in her twenties, and she desperately wants to tie the fat on her body with a corset and cover the wrinkles on her face with fat powder, it will not only be no longer sad, but disgusting and ridiculous.
This is a very obvious truth, but strangely enough, most women in the world do not know about itβperhaps deliberately refusing to know it.
She looked at Su Yang and said with a smile: "It is rumored in the rivers and lakes that the fast sword Xiao Su Sanming has two kinds of kung fu that are quite good, one of which is even the great joy of the female Bodhisattva, and now I finally see the living, but I don't know what is going on." β
"If you say such a thing in front of your husband, aren't you afraid that he will be angry?" Su Yang asked with a smile.
One of the purple-faced Erlang's faces was already a little blue, green and green, but he kept his mouth shut and didn't say a word.
Madame Rose sighed and said to herself, "Twenty years ago, the young hero on the rivers and lakes, the merry swordsman, who didn't want to visit me?" As long as they can say a few words with me and look at me, they seem to have eaten the fruit of human β‘, but in the past twenty years, I have really been suffocated, and I hide in the house every day, and I dare not even see anyone, I really regret how I escaped with this unproductive man. β
Sun Kui finally couldn't help but let out a long sigh and muttered, "Whoever doesn't regret it is a bastard." β
Madame Rose screamed, jumped to her feet, and said, "What are you talking about?" You said?! The old lady has a good rΓ¬ son, but she followed you to this ghost place to suffer, a big beauty like a flower and jade, she was ruined like this by you, what else do you have to regret, you say, say. β
Sun Kui gasped through his nose, and his mouth was tightly closed again.
Madame Rose put on a smiling face again, and said to Su Yang: "You say, does this kind of man have no conscience, I knew that he would become like this, and I might as well ...... at that time It's better to be dead. She rubbed her eyes desperately with her hands, but unfortunately she didn't even get a tear out.
"Fortunately, I met you, there is a big bed behind me, if you want, you might as well hand over the golden silk armor and accompany me to the big bed, if the rumors are true" Madame Rose blinked, and Lang smiled: "At that time, not only did you not have to die, maybe you could be my husband." β
When she laughed, the fat all over her body was trembling, the buttons on her chest and clothes were tightened, as if they would crack at any time, and the green sè on the face of the purple-faced Jiro had spread to her forehead.
Su Yang smiled: "A beauty like Madame is willing to roll into a big bed with me, of course I can't ask for it, it's a pity"
Madame Rose's eyes lit up, and she smiled, "What is a pity? If you do, maybe it won't be a pity. β
Su Yang said: "It's a pity, a fat beauty like Madame, no matter how big the bed is, I'm afraid she can't hold on." β
Madame Rose's face turned white, but Sun Kui couldn't help but laugh.
Su Yang said: "Actually, it's useless for Madame to get this golden silk armor, because even if Madame is divided into two halves from the middle, she can't wear it." β
Madame Rose gritted her teeth and said, "You...... If I let you die a happy death, I'm sorry for you. She pulled out a very thin and sharp golden hairpin from her head, gritted her teeth and walked towards Su Yang.
The one standing behind her suddenly flew up from behind and kicked her onto the roof.
She slammed her weight into the roof, and the whole room was almost shaken by her, and by the time she fell, there was only half a breath left.
"Actually, you should at least wait for the golden silk armor to arrive, kill the plum blossom thief, and then start a riot." Suyang Road.
"Do you really want that Rausch Golden Silk Armor to kill the plum blossom thief?" Sun Kui shook his head and said: "I'm an idiot, but I'm not so idiotic as to think that with the golden silk armor, I can be invincible in the world, I just want her life." β
The more he talked, the more angry he became, and kicked Madame Rose heavily, this kick was really ruthless, directly kicking Madame Rose's fat belly into a big hole, he gritted his teeth and said hatefully: "In the past twenty years, I have had enough of her anger, and I am about to be entangled by her, if I don't kill her, I will be forced to death by her in less than half a year." When I met her, I didn't know that she was Yang Dabeard's wife, so I ...... with her."
He coughed twice before continuing: "Who knew that she had eaten me, she had to go with me, at that time, Yang Dabeard had already come with twenty or thirty masters!" I can't go anymore. Later, I found out that I was just a substitute ghost she pulled, it turned out that she had already taken advantage of Yang Dabeard's exit from the customs, and she had a little white face, and she had a child, she was afraid that Yang Dabeard would not be able to pay the account after he came back, so she rolled up some soft and eloped with the little white face. But the little white face had stolen most of the jewels she had stolen from the Poplar Beard, and she was empty, and she happened to meet me, an unlucky ghost. At that time, the raw rice had already been cooked, and it was too late for me to explain it to others. β
He spoke quickly and urgently, as if he wanted to spit out all the resentment of twenty years in one breath.
"That kid must have died a long time ago." Suyang Road.
Sun Kui did not speak.
"In that case, you have been getting along day and night for twenty years, you could have killed her a long time ago, why wait until now?" Su Yang asked.
Sun Kui suddenly laughed and laughed.
"Because in the past twenty years, there has been no golden silk armor." He pointed to the body of the man he had punched in the back: "I was just about to take him away when you arrived." He gave Su Yang a thumbs up: "You are really good, you actually found out the golden silk armor at once." β
"Didn't you say you didn't want the Golden Silk Armor?" Suyang Road.
Sun Kui shook his head and said: "Although I won't be stupid enough to kill the plum blossom thief, it doesn't mean that I don't want the golden silk armor, I can at least sell it to others, with this money, what I lost in the first half of my life can be made up at once." β
"Life can be bought back with money?" Su Yang looked into his eyes and said.
A trace of gloom flashed on Sun Kui's face, and he lowered his head and said slowly: "At least, you can make up for a little, it's better than nothing, isn't it." β
Su Yang said slowly: "It looks like this, you are very confident in your fists, right?" β
But Sun Kui shook his head, took a few steps back, and said, "You are wrong, I have always been unconfident, and I only dare to kill her behind my back." β
"Oh? Then you? β
Sun Kui pointed at the dead man in the cauldron and said with a smile: "I am confident that he is the one I am confident in!" (To be continued.) )