Chapter 69: I'm demonstrating what a fart you guys are

What are you, my lord? Diana frowned, her obvious confusion at the sight in front of her.

As always, at dinner time, since Ruvica joined the Demon King City, Diana and Cyno have gradually become accustomed to eating with me, but Cyno is more often just watching and not eating, as an undead creature with a source of life, the food that is usually given to humans is meaningless to her.

But tonight is different, this is not to say that the restaurant in Demon King City has suddenly changed its furnishings, today it is also a long table and four chairs, if you really want to say that the only change, is that there is a black menu folder in front of each person's seat.

In order to avoid the rest of the people not understanding, I will explain here first, usually the food in the Demon King City is prepared by the dark priests, and the menu will be made a week in advance and sent to my desk for me to see, of course, it is not that you can't add some temporarily, with the authority of the Demon King, it is just a matter of one sentence to suddenly want to eat something on a whim, but I rarely do this.

The way the kitchen works sounds familiar, right? This is a matter of course, because this is no different from the nutritious lunch configuration in ordinary elementary schools and middle schools, and the food cooked by the dark priests is very delicious, yes, but this type of meal preparation is too unappetizing for the traverser, and it is completely reminding people of the unbearable past.

Each person is limited to one chicken thigh, green vegetables that have lost their flavor if they have been fried for too long, three-color green beans that are completely frozen food, and soup that will be fished out by classmates soon......

Forget it, let it pass in the past, anyway, this has become an opportunity for me to vow to improve the food rationing method in Demon King City, and directly moved the package model of a catering company before the crossing.

This is my whim.,I've felt that there are too few choices of dishes every day.,Anyway, I'm also a demon king.,As the owner of a territory.,I should have the right to choose what to eat.。 The best way to deal with Diana, who is a law-enforcer, is to start with the same law, as long as she gives a high-sounding reason, Diana will at most protest a little, and will not refute my actions in substance.

Well, I really hope you can spend this effort on other government affairs. Diana first showed a toothache, saying that Diana has also begun to get used to my whims these days, and her resistance is not as strong as before.

Compared to Diana, Luvica's focus was not on the fact that tonight's meal was different from her usual meal, and after flipping through the menu, she looked up and asked me: Did you prepare too many meals today?

Will it?

When I see your menu, there are seven dishes from the beginning to the end, and there are a number of dishes ranging from two to five in each dish, is it too extravagant in terms of your appetite? Luvica turned the menu to me, and her index finger slid down the menu.

No, you misunderstood, this menu is for each person, you see that although there are many dishes at the bottom of each meal, you can only choose one for each meal, in other words, seven dishes, seven dishes. I rolled over and hooked my hand at the Dark Priest who was standing behind me, and showed the others how to order a meal at a time.

The Dark Priest stepped forward and bowed first, and then took out the prepared order menu and asked respectfully, "Lord Demon King, what kind of meal do you want to eat today?"

Well. I deliberately lengthened my tone and pretended to be hesitant, because I proposed this project, so I already knew what kind of food I could prepare in the kitchen today, but because I am now a demonstrator, I have no choice but to show my acting skills and perform well.

The order is from top to bottom, so please start with the salad. The dark priest respectfully reminded that this guy is actually an acting school, and he is quite deep in the play.

Seasonal fruit salad.

The fruits used in the salad are shuiyang fruit, pear fruit, mumu melon, and paya papaya, and the sauce is lime sauce, so is there no problem?

Never mind. I nodded, the otherworldly fruit is naturally something I have never heard of before I crossed over, but in fact, the taste really has to be compared, and I can still find similarities, for example, Paya Paya actually tastes like pineapple, and lime is simply a different appearance of passion fruit.

When the dark priest had finished taking notes, he continued: "Pick the bread."

Ham slices on toast.

Bisque?

Stewed pine mushroom seafood soup with white sauce.

Appetizer?

Baked eight-legged monster spider legs.

The main meal?

Ah, can you introduce me to this part? The questions and answers were so smooth that the director and the dark priest who served as the attendant both acted until their eyes died, so I had to intersperse extra plots in it.

Belch...... Be! The Dark Priest was stunned for a second, then broke away from the original dialogue and bowed down and replied, "There are three main dishes for the day, one is a roast platter that focuses on fun, allowing you to enjoy the slices of meat you have grilled. The other dish is the crispy unicorn steak, which is made from the best parts of the unicorn snake and served with an original sauce, which is definitely the best choice for you if you want to eat a dish with a rich flavor. Last but not least, the Sashimi Nigiri Sushi Set is a combination of fish that is freshly caught from a nearby creek and sent directly to the kitchen of the Demon King, where freshness is guaranteed, and if you are not sure, we also provide on-site slaughter service.

Unicorn steak, thank you. The yakiniku platter was too cumbersome to do, and there was nothing wrong with sashimi nigiri sushi, but when I went to the kitchen, I saw the meat on the fish being cut off, but I didn't die immediately because the dark priest was too quick to cut it...... No, nothing, I didn't choose it purely because I had a hindrance in my heart.

Next, please choose a drink and dessert.

Dark green slime special sparkling drink and baked brid. For dessert, I hesitated for a moment between the milk and the bridle, but finally I decided to run to the briet.

Because of the use of champagne and a small amount of slime slime, the dark green slime special sparkling drink may have a slight aphrodisiac and alcohol content, okay? The Dark Priest asked one more question before I decided.

It doesn't matter, that's it. I closed the menu and handed it to the Dark Priest, thinking that the other three heroes should know how to order by this time.

Diana looked down at the menu, and when she looked up, she handed it back to the Dark Priest, omitting even the order to ask for anything: Please help me change the drink to a watery smoothie, and the rest of the same lord will do.

All of them are the same as the Demon King. Cyno spoke more succinctly than Diana.

I'm demonstrating a fart like this!

Luvica was the only one left before she had ordered, and although the expression on her face had not changed, judging from the slightly twitching corners of her mouth and her hand holding the menu, she seemed to be in a big problem at the moment.

If you're really hungry, it's okay to order everything. I sighed helplessly, maybe it was a mistake to promote Western food in this place.

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Miscellaneous:

I believe it is not difficult for everyone to guess which restaurant's business model Maokuan refers to

And after writing this chapter, the cat is wide with painful memories of the past, that damn nutritious lunch......

I ask for collection, recommendation!

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