Chapter 22: The Stinky Farts Brothers (I)
Chapter 22: The Stinky Farts Brothers (I)
Anyone who has been playing interstellar for a long time knows that there used to be a very famous amateur team, CP team. CP means Chinapalyer, which means Chinese player.
One of the representatives is the Chinese WCG champion =CP=HK, HK is an evergreen tree in China's interstellar sky, many years later there are still people who take him as an example to learn, but the CP team, like most amateur teams, slowly disappears with the passage of time.
Although the referee who teaches C is not a master, he is a very old player, so he knows that CP is on the line, but he also knows that CP has been gone for many years. So he also felt very strange when he saw these two plausible IDs.
But as soon as the spectators in the stands saw these two IDs, they made a fuss.
Because although the people in the stands didn't know these two people, half of their IDs knew them, and most of them had fought against them. As soon as I saw the two of them typing these two IDs, someone in the stands immediately blurted out, stinky fart brother!
All those who have dealt with them and those who have heard of these two IDs know the true meaning of the word CP.
The word cp actually means stinky fart. That is, the first letter of the two pinyin of choupi.
The stinky fart brothers can be said to be very famous in the school's battle network, which can be seen from the reflection in the stands, but they are famous not because of their particularly good skills, but because they have two very distinctive characteristics, one is that two people only play 2v2, and when cp1 appears, his partner is definitely cp2. The second is that they are really too stinky fart.
Not only is it very arrogant to win, but even if it loses, it is very stinky to lose.
There are several times more people who like 2v2 on the big war network than people who like 1v1, so the fame of these two people is almost no less than that of Ding Gan, the captain of the hot thing.
CP1 and CP2 have a high 2v2 win rate in the Chinese battle network. But there aren't many people who like to fight with them, because they are so stinky fart. Even the 2v2 invincible legend in the history of CUHK, black and white, who have graduated, can't stand them.
It's not that the black and white scars can't beat them, but the black and white scars can't stand the stinky farts of the stinky farts brothers, and the black and white shuangsha once killed the stinky farts brothers 10 times in a row, but not only when they fight, but even after losing, the stinky farts brothers always have something to say. And after 10 hits, none of the words of the stinky fart brothers are the same.
"Wow, Brother Bai, your xx is so much. But I've got one more than you. ”
"Tell you to demolish me, I'll build a hundred and eighty bunkers, see how you demolish them."
"Just a little soldier like this, you want to demolish me? Wow, how did you tear it down, the system is bug. ”
"It's going to be demolished, it's always XX accompanying bare-ass machine gunners, and there's no technical content at all."
"If it weren't for my MM calling me just now, I was calling one after the other, how could I lose a team of xx when I was invincible."
"Ah, how can you have a hidden knife, cheating."
"Digging and plugging, it's so cool, Brother Black's team of mm is all for me to lurk and stab to death, but it's a pity that there are two little nurses inside."
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Therefore, although the black and white shuangsha killed ten stinky fart brothers in a row, after the fight, they almost went insane, and even the school battle net was not on for many days. Later, they swore that they would never fight the Filthy Brothers again. Even if you put it upside down for 10 yuan, you won't do it.
The stinky fart brothers are very proud, after all, even black and white are afraid of them, so they are still stinky farts as always.
But as soon as they became famous, fewer and fewer people were willing to fight them. But they don't care, anyway, they don't use CP1 and CP2 IDs, and they can also use vests.
But even if you use vests, every time they destroy others in the interstellar and language, they always have to tell others that we are stinky brothers.
The reputation of the stinky fart brothers is getting louder and louder day by day, but they have never participated in the school competition before, and they didn't even appear in the first two rounds of the physical heat competition, so no one knows them in reality, and they don't know that they are actually 2v2 players in the physical heat department.
Many of the audience at the scene were devastated by the stinky fart brothers, and when they saw the same combination of these two cross talk actors, they couldn't help but want to laugh.
Stinky Fart 1 is a fat man, but he is already sighing at this time: "Stinky Fart 2, after the game this time, we have to be careful when we walk." ”
Thin stinky fart 2 also said with a bitter face: "Who asked you to promise Ding Gan to come out to compete." Now I'm being photographed on the road one day, and you're going to be responsible for my medical expenses. ”
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If it weren't for the referee reminding them that the game was about to start, they might still be nagging and talking. Ding Gan couldn't help laughing, although these two living treasures are very precious, but the 2v2 level is nothing to say.
Stinky Fart 1 chooses humans, Stinky Fart 2 chooses Protoss, this is their most classic combination. In their words, playing 2v2 is when a fanatic takes a machine gunner to run naked.
The two players of the Institute of Mechanical and Electrical Engineering are very kind, and even the id is very kind, directly JD1, JD2, at first glance, it is the abbreviation of the two words of mechanical and electrical pinyin.
JD1 chose the Zerg, JD2 chose the Protoss. It is also a more popular PZ combination.
Both the PT and PZ combinations have their own advantages and disadvantages.
The advantage of the PT combo is that it has a ranged attack class at the beginning, while the Zealot at the front has a powerful attack and is a powerful shield for the machine gunner. The combination of these two forces in the early stage is definitely a combination of gold. And after the mid-stage nurse and stimulant upgrades are completed, the spearmen troops hiding behind the fanatics are simply a nightmare for the Zerg and the Protoss.
However, the PT combination also has obvious weaknesses, the weakness is that the machine gunner's individual combat ability is relatively poor, if you don't get the cover of the Protoss troops, before the nurse comes out, it is very likely that you will be blocked by the fanatics in the early stage of the Protoss and the dogs of the Zerg so that you can't even get out.
The advantage of the PZ combination is that the initial strength is relatively strong, and the Zerg who are strong in the early stage can quickly have considerable troops, and the dog's activities are more flexible, and they can harass without cooperating with other troops or take advantage of the emptiness of the base after the opponent sends troops to carry out sneak attacks. The weak point is that there are no ranged attack units, so when facing a well-placed base with the opponent's building, it is more troublesome to face a long-range attack turret or spearmen surrounded by SCV.
The map for this game is similar to Hunter's, except that the base spawn point is the same as LT, which is a high ground with an exit, and the exit of the high ground is wider than LT, similar to Luna's exit.
And the map is full of wild animals and trees, and this map also has a very interesting name, called Interstellar Zoo.
It is impossible for humans to achieve the purpose of sealing the mouth by simply placing buildings, and the Protoss cannot simply block the exit with two fanatics.
This kind of exit from the high ground is very beneficial for defense, but it is not as easy to block as LT, so it will also appropriately increase the contact in the early stage of the game to prevent both sides from playing high-tech. In the early days, it did not reflect the subtlety of cooperation.
Stinky Fart 1 and Stinky Fart 2 are this map at first sight. Stinky Fart 1 directly typed "Have we played this map?" ”
Fart 2: "Looks like I did." ”
Fart 1: "No, I don't. ”
Fart 2: "I've beaten it." ”
Fart 1: "No, I don't. ”
Fart 2: "I've beaten it." ”
If it weren't for the referee announcing the start of the game, the two of them would still be typing these words.
Originally, 2v2 players are generally not very eye-catching, the main thing is that 2v2 generally reflects the ability to cooperate, and the requirements for personal ability are relatively low, and the battle generally ends relatively quickly.
Therefore, many people in the school will know the names of 1v1 players, while 2v2 players are relatively unknown.
But the stinky fart brothers are very famous, and when they see two people so alive, even those who have been angry with them on the battle network can't help laughing.
Although CP1 and CP2 are alive, they are not slow at all after the game starts.
The two electromechanical players won the first two games, but they were not fuel-efficient lamps.
The first fanatics of CP2 and JD2 appeared almost simultaneously.
But as soon as their fanatics came out, CP2 and JD2 did something completely different
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