When Wang Lei borrowed the number, the time was close to eight o'clock, and they hadn't come yet, and Wang Lei hadn't opened it again, afraid that it would be too late, so he bragged to the audience, and when he was tired from sitting, he got up and poured himself a glass of water. After talking to the audience for a long time, I felt that my throat was going to smoke. The night breeze was a little cool, so I closed the window a little, and then I began to land on the number of falling flowers and listening to the rain.

Wang Lei said as if unintentionally while boarding the account: "It has been a month since Xiaomi Niangniang went to Shanghai, you will definitely miss her for such a long time, right, I will definitely think about it." ”

While entering the account password, he said to himself: "So I take you to watch the live broadcast of Xiaomi Niangniang's commentary every day, so that you can see it every day, how about it, I'm a good anchor, don't thank me, please call me Lei Feng." ”――

"A thief's heart never dies"

"You've already used this trick once......"

"If you want to be lazy, just say it"

"Against"

"Upstairs +1"

“”――

Wang Lei knocked down the confirmation button and said: "Oh, I said why are you people so cold-blooded, and you actually doubt my motives!" Am I the kind of lazy person? Okay, I'm but I can't doubt my pure intentions, this obviously has nothing to do with wanting to be lazy, it's just to see Xiao Niang Niang and then take you to miss Xiao Niangniang. Wang Lei said with a look of disbelief, I just don't believe God's expression, and millet blushed when he said it.

Speaking with a dry mouth, Wang Lei took a sip of water, and then squirted it out! The mobile phone on the table took a good bath, Wang Lei hurriedly picked up the mobile phone to look around for a tissue to wipe it clean, this is not a high-end machine, it is a second-tier brand mobile phone of hundreds of yuan, it really can't stand the test of the flood, sure enough, the water and fire are ruthless, wipe it clean and see, it has been a flower screen!

"I'll wipe it, you're so uncompromising, you're my phone!" Wang Lei roared unwillingly, but he didn't expect that as soon as these words came out, the situation changed suddenly, and the second-hand goods, not second-tier brand mobile phones, seemed to be blessed by some mysterious power! It's lit up! It's a miracle to recover directly from the flower screen! It seems that there is indeed a power of the mind driving it! And then it went straight to black

Wang Lei was speechless for a long time, so he had to hang it on the windowsill, and then he remembered the reason why he was sprayed with water, because Luohua listened to the rain and borrowed his number ID Actually: I gave birth to a monkey for Mengye!

This ID almost blew up Wang Lei's lungs! How mad you are! How much do you want to me off, why do you always feel that there is a cool air of unknown origin on the chrysanthemum, which is condensed, ah, hey! Damn, both the festival and the chastity are dangerous, and it's very dangerous, and it's urgent! You can have a chrysanthemum defense version of the step-by-step shocking.

No wonder you will hesitate for a long time when you listen to the rain and listen to your old pervert borrowing the number, although I guessed the beginning, I have a ghost in my heart, but I never expected this ending! I also said that I just practiced it, what purpose did you practice this number! Why does it feel like the earth is becoming more and more insecure?

Looking at the ID of this festival, the audience also became lively-

"Housing management! Strong! Strong! Strong! ”

"If you take it again, it deserves to be the house manager!"

"The house management is mighty and domineering, and my generation is willing to bow to the wind!"

"Housing management NB!"

"Housing Management 6666"

“”――

Wang Lei looked at it so tightly, what is this! What are your criteria for judging housing management, let me know clearly! Where is the mighty and domineering! Is there any inevitable connection between this and whether the house management is good or not? Shut up!

The most annoying thing is that at this time, Luohua listened to the rain and said: "It's nothing, what I should do as a house manager at this time, I will work harder in the future!" ”

I'm kao! You've actually started to buy people's hearts, so give me a good reflection on myself before that! You know what you've done! is still buying people's hearts with a calm face, is there any shame? Didn't you hesitate just now, why did you suddenly take it for granted.

"Hey, hey, I'm talking about you people," he hurriedly thought, can't say that everyone is too hateful, and they don't blame the public, and if the crowd is excited, it will not be good to educate the flowers and listen to the rain, and correct his three views on behalf of socialism. So he changed his words and said: "I said that the falling flowers listen to the rain, you are not right, how can you"-

"What's wrong with the house management"

"Don't be embarrassed by Mengye, it's all our fault"

"The top house is in charge, the house is in charge"

"The house management is doing a good job."

“”――

Falling flowers listened to the rain and said at the right time: "What? ”

Wang Lei was speechless and choked, where is this, do you want to do this, this is my live broadcast room!

"What's wrong?" Mi asked softly.

"It's nothing, I just taught them a hard lesson." Wang Lei said with a serious cheekiness, if Xiaomi knew that he couldn't fight a house manager, it would be a failure, and it would damage his reputation.

At this time, Wang Lei saw that the gods and the king of the cow were coming, and their application interrupted Wang Lei's words, and the big voice of the king of the cow came. "Hahaha, Xiao Mengye, we are here, have you disturbed the world of the two of you!"

"Why, don't talk nonsense." Xiaomi replied with a red face, King Niu just likes to brag and joke, and everyone is not surprised.

"Everyone is here, there are still few people, why don't you ask other anchors, or find a water friend?" The god asked.

"Find" Wang Lei just wanted to say that he was looking for a random water friend when he saw the kitten send a private chat, only two words: pull me. It was concise and clear, and the meaning was self-evident, so he changed his words and said, "I found an anchor." As he spoke, he pulled the kitten into the live broadcast room.

"Alas, Master Meng, you still know kittens!" The Bull King was surprised: "The kitten is the strength of the king!" Although their team is not very strong, but the kitten is very strong, I heard that it is still a beauty, ordinary people can not move, you are amazing! ”

"We've fought together before." Wang Lei explained that he didn't say the second half of the sentence, and he betrayed each other, and he wanted to kill each other, and the relationship was really good

After a while, the kitten came in, and as soon as he entered the room, he heard a mature and charming voice coming: "Master Meng? Wang Lei heard the voice of the kitten for the first time, and immediately the bones of his whole body were weak, and he almost slipped off the chair, and remembered the words of the senior brother in his mind: Master has a goblin!