There is a saying in later generations that is very hypocritical: I think of the running in the sunset that day, it was my lost youth.

Li Xiong felt that maybe a few years later, when he recalled today, he would sigh like this: We were pulled by a three-wheeled motorcycle that day, and the motorcycle ran in the sunset, which was the three of us who had lost our youth.

The three-wheeled motorcycle was carrying goods, and because it happened to be empty when passing by, Li Xiong stopped it, paid all the money in the pockets of the three people, and then carried them back to Shanghai.

Li Wuxiang and Tong Xuanzi were standing upright, sleeping in the "Tututu" engine, and their legs were not really broken, but they were swollen and thick like pig's trotters.

The three of them failed to complete the tasks assigned by the young master, and Li Wuxiang and Tong Xuanzi finally fell into a coma after crawling hard for half an hour. Thanks to their blood, they are physically strong, and if they are ordinary people, they will have to be sent to the hospital for rescue at this time.

When the tricycle drove back to Shanghai, the two of them woke up, opened their eyes almost at the same time, were stunned at first, and after understanding their situation, they immediately asked, "Who won?" ”

Li Xiong smiled proudly: "Labor and management won." ”

was despised by the eyes of the two.

"Don't be unconvinced, strictly speaking, none of the three of us have fulfilled the requirements of the Qing Master, but if we have to divide the winner and loser, I will naturally win. Li Xiong patted his chest.

"Those who give up in the middle of the way claim to be winners. ”

"I don't know that there are such brazen people in the world. ”

Li Xiong took the opportunity to kick the two of them a few times, seeing their angry teeth itching and unable to resist, he was very proud, "I just took a break halfway, didn't I catch up quickly, before you two fell unconscious, I was always in front of you." ”

Li Wuxiang and Tong Xuanzi were naturally unconvinced by this statement, but Li Xiong insisted that he won, and Xiucai couldn't explain it when he met the soldiers, and the same was true for the bastards.

Until many years later, when the two asked again, Li Xiong never confessed.

If one of the three has to win, Li Xiong hopes that it will be himself. If you have to have a core, Li Xiong hopes it is himself.

Because no matter who that person is except yourself, it is a disservice to the other person.

Passing by a supermarket, Li Xiong asked the driver to stop on the side of the road, ran out of the car and bought a bottle of safflower oil and threw it to the two: "This works." ”

Li Wuxiang and Tong Xuanzi sat up with difficulty, sat opposite each other, put their legs on each other's bodies, and smeared safflower oil on each other.

In the evening, Li Xiong took the two of them home, moved a folding table to the rooftop of the building, carried the washed vegetables and coal stove to the rooftop, and ate dinner on the rooftop of Li Xiong's house.

Li Xiong made an excuse, sent Tong Xuanzi downstairs to buy wine, squatted by the coal stove to fry vegetables, and glanced at Li Wuxiang, who was standing on the rooftop smoking: "What is the relationship between you and Tong Xuanzi." ”

"It's my cousin. Li Wuxiang said.

"Yo, it's still a relative. Li Xiong was taken aback, thought for a while, and said, "I think Qingshi is stirring up the relationship between the two of you." ”

Li Wuxiang frowned: "What do you say?"

"I can see that the two of you have actually been competing, but you are purely a battle of will, Tong Xuanzi is different, he cares a lot about the victory or defeat with you, and he cares a lot. Before, the young master said that you have the best talent and the greatest achievements in the future, so you put Tong Xuanzi at the end, what does it mean? ”

"There's no need for Qingshi to provoke me and Tong Xuanzi, maybe he wants to motivate Tong Xuanzi with this. He's the kind of person who gets braver the more frustrated. ”

For example, in recent years, the government has begun to increase the development of Pudong, and the place where birds used to not poop is getting better and better, whether to buy a house there in the future.

For example, after the Shanghai market was laid off from state-owned enterprises, many of the people who went to the sea to do business have become developed.

"It's good to do business, it's not necessary to buy a house, anyway, no matter how good Pudong is, it can have a city center? Besides, the people in Shanghai have their own houses, and who lives in them if they build so much? Now there are not many people from other places, and they are mainly renting houses, and that rent is not enough for my grandmother to cover for three days. Buying a house, how to look at how to lose, it's better to speculate in stocks, I just don't understand, otherwise I will go bankrupt and invest in the stock market, and become a millionaire in minutes. With a wave of his hand, Li Wuxiang vetoed Li Xiong's idea of buying a house and hoarding a house.

Li Xiong thought about it, it makes sense, he is worthy of being a person who has studied in high school, that is, he is educated, and he is a rank higher than us.

"But I haven't figured out what business to do yet. Li Wuxiang said distressedly.

"Why don't we open a dance hall, I tell you that dance halls make money, I know this business, I am the dance hall watcher." Open a dance hall and you can lie down and make money, you know. Li Xiong proposed.

"Oh, that's good. Li Wuxiang agreed: "I'll talk to my grandmother when I go back and ask for money from her." ”

Li Xianyu's two fathers, all of whom are talented and good-talking thieves, perfectly avoided the way of getting rich and plunged headlong into the desperate road of "see you on the rooftop".

"By the way, what kind of way is your grandmother, I heard the young master say that it seems to be very bullish. Ancient and unparalleled, what kind of war spirit is coming?" Li Xiong has been a bloodline for half a year, but he is still a stunned young man, and his cultivation is not proportional to his knowledge.

"Peerless Battle Soul!" Li Wuxiang said proudly: "When my grandmother was at her peak, she didn't lose to that demon Dao Wangchen, but I hated that they were not in the same era, otherwise the title of the world's number one master of the demon Dao Wangchen would definitely have to abdicate and make way for Xian." ”

He has honey confidence in his milk.

"So powerful?" Li Xiong was shocked.

"I'll show you a picture of her. Li Wuxiang took out his wallet from his pocket, opened it, and showed Li Xiong a photo of himself and his grandmother.

Li Wu in the photo is a few years younger than now, about seventeen or eighteen years old, next to him is a beautiful girl of the same age, looking at the camera expressionlessly, long black straight, long skirt fluttering, and a charming tear mole in the corner of his eye.

"It's the wrong one, is this your girlfriend?" Li Xiong was stunned.

"No, no, no, she is my grandmother, she is neither old nor dead, nor is she born or destroyed. Don't look at her youth, she is actually one hundred and thirty-eight years old. ”

"Wuxiang, do you have a grandfather? If not, don't you mind having one?" Li Xiong looked at the delicate girl in the photo and felt that he was about to fall in love.

", you've got Pinkie. ”

"yes, that's a pity, but it's okay, your grandmother is not old or dead, I can have a son and marry her in the future, why don't we have a baby?"

"Keep rolling, I'll let my son beat your son to death. ”

Laughing and scolding, Tong Xuanzi went upstairs with a case of beer.

The dinner was very sumptuous, with two meats, three vegetables and one soup, plus a large bag of peanuts fried with salt. After they were full of wine and food, the three of them sat on the rooftop to drink and smoke, watching the city at night show a thousand charms that were completely different from the daytime, just like a girl without makeup suddenly wearing heavy makeup and dressing herself up dazzlingly.

"What a beautiful city, Shanghai has finally taken on a new look, there is Pingping here, there is my aunt, there is my brother, we must go to the Pantheon to prevent the master of the Pantheon from destroying the world. Li Xionghao said dryly.

"Eliminating demons and guarding the Tao and protecting the common people is the unshirkable responsibility of the disciples of the Daomen. Tong Xuanzi said lightly.

It was time for Li Wuxiang to give a speech, he thought for a while: "Then I have to find a girl to marry and have a baby before entering the Pantheon Palace." ”

"Don't say sad words, the protagonist group is immortal. "Li Xiong at this age is particularly secondary two, of course, there is no word secondary two in that era.

Tong Xuanzi glanced at him: "What kind of daughter-in-law do you want to find?"

Li Wuxiang didn't even think about it: "It's better to find a beautiful little Taoist aunt." ”

Li Xiong was stunned: "You don't even let go of the monks? ”

"You know what. Li Wuxiang glanced at him, but did not explain the reason, such a thing as kidney deficiency is something that men can't talk about.

Li Wuxiang has thought about it, no matter how beautiful a woman is, it is not safe, and in the future, it will either be divorced or cheated, and the green hat will be worn high. According to the urine of the Li family, it is usually December 1. And the woman who is like a wolf and a tiger can't wait for January 31.

How to solve worries, only Daogu.

The female crown of the Daomen is pure-hearted and has few desires, and belongs to the pure love party, but it does not prevent the birth of children, and it is a perfect match for the heirs of the Li family.

He considered whether to set up a family motto, and in the future, the heirs of the Li family could only marry Daogu. But thinking that he was going to enter the Pantheon Palace in the future, he might be able to cure the ancestral kidney loss, and marrying a Taoist aunt is another story: What is the use of this iron rod I want!

Li Xiong snorted Li Wuxiang, turned his head and asked Tong Xuanzi: "I heard that you two are cousins?"

Tong Xuanzi's face changed slightly, glared at Li Wuxiang, and poured the entire bottle of beer in one gulp.

Tong Xuanzi drank the sullen wine silently, the strength of the wine increased, and he gently exhaled a mouthful of turbidity: "Actually, there is nothing to taboo, after all, it is something that everyone in the bloodline world knows." That's right, we're cousins, my mom and his dad are half-siblings, and we almost got along. ”

Li Xiong's face was full of wine, and he didn't think about it, "Then you two are almost brothers with the same father and mother." ”

“.......”

Fool, that's with me without him, with him without me.

No, in all probability, both are gone.

"Speaking of which, I haven't touched a woman in half a year, and I'm going to go to the red light district tonight. Li Xiong said suddenly.

"You've got Pinkie. Li Wuxiang and Tong Xuanzi looked at him with the eyes of "such a scumbag".

Li Xiong felt very aggrieved, "What's the matter with you two, are you still men? If Pingping doesn't get married, I can only touch her little hands, so do I have to live with the five girls all the time? Then it will be in vain to be from Shanghai." ”

"Five girls?" Tong Xuanzi was stunned.

"It's this!" Li Wuxiang made a "slashing" motion.

Li Xiong laughed and hugged Li Wuxiang's shoulder: "It's better to compare with you, you also often play with five girls at home." ”

Li Wuxiang shook his head: "Never." ”

"Liar. ”

"It's all men, I don't have to lie to you. ”

"So you have a girlfriend?"

"Nope. ”

"That's why. ”

"Because it's precious. ”

"What's expensive?"

"It's precious. ”

Li Xiong has long forgotten Li Wuxiang's original intention of agreeing to enter the Pantheon Palace for exploration, the ancestral kidney is lost!

"You have to get it, it doesn't matter what you are expensive," Li Xiong arched Xuanzi's shoulder with his shoulder: "It turns out that you are still a shameful boy chicken, haha, are you a man." It must be because people are stupid and can't speak, and they don't like women. It's a shame. ”

Tong Xuanzi's face flushed: "Daomen disciple, don't get close to women." ”

Li Wuxiang took the opportunity to dismantle the stage: "However, you Shangqing faction is not forbidden to get married. ”

Li Xiong mended the knife: "So you are stupid, you will not please women, haha, it's a shame." ”

"It's a shame. ”

Tong Xuanzi's face turned even redder.

"That's the case," Li Xiong put the beer bottle on the cement fence, "Brother will take you to open meat tonight." ”

"Don't go. ”

"It's a shame. ”

“......”

Li Xiong retreated: "You can also don't do that, it's a massage, just take a long view." ”

Tong Xuanzi drank today, hesitated slightly, and was squeezed by Li Wuxiang and Li Xiong again, and his teeth bit his heart, "Go and go." ”

At this time, Li Wuxiang smiled mysteriously: "It's not interesting to go to an ordinary red light district, I'll take you to a good place." ”

Tong Xuanzi and Li Xiong asked him what was a good place, but he refused to say anything mysteriously.

The three of them left the community shoulder to shoulder, each with a bottle of beer, and Li Xiong howled as he walked: "Forgive me for my unruly indulgence and love of freedom in this life, but I am afraid that one day I will fall ......"

Not long after, they came to the door of a high-end nightclub, and the dazzling neon sign made Li Xiongjiu sober up a little, and his eyes widened: "Hey, it's very expensive here, we can't afford it." ”

He is a mixed bag, just looking at this store, you know that it is a high-end nightclub for the rich, and the women in it are delicious and delicious, but the price paid is too great. Li Xiong himself is not short of women, and he is unwilling to endure the pain of cutting meat for a mere abalone.

"If you don't have money, you can use fine instead. Li Wuxiang seemed to be very experienced.

"We don't have any gold. Li Xiong said.

"Don't worry, it's for men. After Li Wuxiang finished speaking, he pushed the two into the nightclub.

When he came to the front desk, he pressed his eyes on both sides with both hands and looked at the beautiful girl at the front desk: "Go to the top floor, three people." ”

The girl at the front desk saw the scarlet pupils through her two hands, and immediately put on an extremely sincere smile on her face, and personally led the way for the three of them: "Please come with me." ”

They followed the front desk girl into the elevator, went up to the top floor, and were taken to a luxuriously decorated reception room, "Wait a minute, I will immediately ask the sisters who are not in the room to come over." ”

Two or three minutes later, the door of the reception room was pushed open again, and a row of naturally beautiful girls entered, they were not wearing underwear, they were wrapped in light veils, they had animal ears on their heads, and their tail vertebrae had long fluffy hairs.

There are cat girls, fox girls, dog girls, and horse girls...... All sorts of people outside the mother.

Li Xiong was stunned, feeling that he had pushed the door to a new world. With his current cultivation, he can already see the identity of the other party, not the prop dress.

"Are all heterogeneous women so beautiful, are all Naiko so big, and have such long legs......" Li Xiong's mouth was dry, "Brother, how did you find this place." ”

"Calm, don't act like a hillbilly. There are a lot of heterogeneous clubs in Shanghai, you didn't know it before, that's because they are not open to ordinary people. You can play with them as much as you want, you can pay if you have money, and if you don't have money, you can replace it with "energy" and let them make up for it. Rest assured, they are all law-abiding outliers and will not harm anyone. Li Wuxiang explained: "I've stepped on it before, but I haven't consumed it here, so I'm happy today, and I'll take you and Tong Xuanzi over for a long time." ”

"Then, how do you choose?" Li Xiong scratched blind.

"Cat girls are more clingy, like to be coquettish, and are suitable for guests with sister complexes. The fox girl is the most sassy, all kinds of postures can satisfy you, the loudest scream, the most energetic. The bitch is the most well-behaved, when she enters the room, you are her master, and she will obey any of your orders unconditionally, suitable for a slight pervert. Ma Niang's physical strength is the most durable, is not bad field, if you are confident in your work, you can try to challenge. Li Wuxiang is like a few treasures, and he tells it eloquently.

Tong Xuanzi and Li Xiong were dumbfounded: "You still say that you haven't consumed?"

"It's really useless, but I like to ask people about it, and they all hear from customers who have spent money here. Li Wuxiang also looked eager to try.

Li Xiong chose the cat girl, Li Wuxiang chose the fox girl, and left with two plump females.

Tong Xuanzi hesitated for a moment and chose Ma Niang, he originally wanted to choose the son of a, because the other party's gentle temperament was more in line with his aesthetics, but thinking of what Li Wuxiang had just said, he decisively gave up the son of a.

The plump and tall Ma Niang took him into the room, her moist eyes flashed with excitement, if she was not mistaken, this Taoist priest was full of energy, and he was actually a young child who had not vented his yuanyang.

Earn big, make big.

It is simply the legendary ginseng fruit, take a bite, fly in place, and benefit immensely.

Tong Xuanzi was led into a large suite by Ma Niang, and there was a small swimming pool in it, just enough for two people to play in it.

Standing in the gorgeously decorated room, Tong Xuanzi's heart was pounding, embarrassed and embarrassed, and he didn't know what to do. Rather than being in the same room with an alien female, he would rather carry a sword to subdue demons outside.

Out of the corner of her eye, she suddenly saw Ma Niang take off the only light veil, and the plump female carcass was exposed in front of her.

"You, do you have anything else here, except for that ....." Tong Xuanzi looked away, and said in his heart, I am a cultivator, calm, calm.

"Yes!" "Yes," Sister Fan'er's Ma Niang covered her mouth and chuckled.

So the two stepped into the pool, Tong Xuanzi stood stiffly, and the royal sister Ma Niang rubbed his back with a big murder weapon: "This is called @#%^"

"What?" Tong Xuanzi didn't understand.

"Oops, there is a river crab beast suppressing it above my head, I can't tell. ”

"Then don't talk about it. Tong Xuanzi's mouth was dry, and he kept silently reciting in his heart: calm, calm, I am a cultivator.....

I'm trained, and I can't mess with my mind.

At this time, you should recite Lao Tzu's Tao Te Ching: relics, color is not different from emptiness, emptiness is not different from color, color is emptiness, emptiness is color. The same is true of what you want to do.

At this time, Ma Niang suddenly asked, "Do you want to add a bell?"

Tong Xuanzi didn't think about it, and subconsciously replied: "Add two!"

.......

Twenty minutes later, Li Wuxiang walked out with his hands on the wall, went downstairs without a sound, and sat on the road at the door of the nightclub to smoke.

Forty minutes later, Li Xiong came out with his hands on the wall, and when he saw Li Wuxiang, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief: "How long has it been since I came out." ”

Li Wuxiang silently let go of the hand rubbing his waist: "Just came out." ”

In fact, he has been sitting for twenty minutes, but Li Wuxiang will never admit it.

An hour later, Tong Xuanzi walked out holding on to the wall, and when he saw the two of them, he secretly breathed a sigh of relief: "How long has it been out?" ”

Li Wuxiang and Li Xiong said in unison: "Just came out." ”

The three of them looked at each other: "Then, go home?"

So he went back with his shoulders hooked, and when he came, he drank too much wine, and now he has a lot of kidney deficit.

Li Wuxiang said triumphantly: "The fox girl is nothing more than that, I haven't taken it seriously, she cried and begged for mercy, and called me brother." ”

Li Xiong was proud: "The cat lady knows how to cry the whole time." "I cried on my day.

Tong Xuanzi was expressionless: "Ma Niang's physical strength has just passed." ”

"Poof!" Li Wuxiang stumbled and fell.

The two were shocked and turned back to help.

Li Wuxiang said in a trembling voice: "I said that I didn't have a drop, but she just said: No, you still have it." , I'm never going again. ”

Hearing this, Tong Xuanzi and Li Xiong showed a sad expression of the rabbit and the fox, and the lips and teeth were cold.