"Giggles!"

Rao is a cold and boring person like Li Guanyu, and he couldn't help but laugh out loud when he saw this scene. The referee was not exempt from vulgarity, his lips were closed and his shoulders kept shrugging, and his expression was as uncomfortable and tangled as constipation. In order to maintain the image of the 'Iron Mask', he had to pay such a price.

The fans at the scene watched the whole process through the big screen replay, and then looked at the two people who were still 'glued' together on the field, and they laughed uncontrollably.

In an instant, all kinds of laughter drove away the solemn atmosphere of the playoffs at the American Airlines Center Arena without a trace.

In the midst of laughter, Michael Beasley finally pulled his hand out of Mike Bisby's clamped legs with great effort, and after pulling out his hand, he didn't know which nerve was wrong and ran into the locker room without looking back, his expression was like a wronged little girl.

Michael Beasley looked aggrieved and fled the scene. Michael Beby groaned again at the moment when Michael Beasley pulled out his hand, and immediately his face was flushed, and he breathed twice like a collapse, and his body bones softened.

Did he just **? His g-spot on the asshole? Oh, my God! He can't really be a gay, right?

Li Guanyu couldn't help but have a series of such terrifying thoughts rising in his mind. And the reason why he has such an idea is because Mike Bibby's current demeanor is no different from those female stars after **.

Drip! Alex Poelstra asked for a timeout with a smile. He had to wait for Michael Beasley to return, and the team's fighting spirit seemed to have slackened because of this scene.

When he was on the scene, Li Guanyu couldn't help but peek at Mike Bibby's walking posture - well, he was a lot more motherly, his thighs were slightly clamped and his calves were gently opened.

Is he really gay? And it's still a small suffer?

While Li Guanyu became more and more convinced of this idea, he also faintly felt an inexplicable sadness for his balls - the balls actually let a little person be touched?

........................&&&..........................."This... Is this a burlesque? Michael Beys attacks Mike Bibby's with his fingers, and then he himself escapes back to the locker room like a wronged woman? In the end, Mike Beeby actually walked to the bench with a 'weak' expression on his face......" Kenny Smith kept screaming and questioning, and finally reluctantly gave his own interpretation: "Could it be that these two people are Xiaoshou, just now they did the wrong thing in the wrong place and at the wrong time with the wrong finger?" ”

"This ...... This, well, I would say, what the hell is going on? Why is it that all of a sudden playoff court makes me feel like I'm on a talk show? Reggie Miller looked confused, and although his eyes saw everything happening, he didn't understand why it had such a big impact - he didn't study chrysanthemums very well.

After hearing this, Charles Barkley threw a 'you are so pure' look of contempt at Reggie Miller, and then said in a deep manner: "I don't know if Mike Bibby's chrysanthemum is broken, judging from the way he walks, it should have been directly hit." I've heard of gay in the Atlanta Hawks, but I don't know if Mike Bibby is gay! ”

"Sir Sir, you've been in jail here. You must have understood, I heard that before entering the federal prison, it is a delicate chrysanthemum, and when it comes out, it becomes a mature sunflower, is there such a thing? Kenny Smith smirked.

Reggie Miller was still at a loss after hearing this, as a fish honey, he only studied the yin ^ path, and chrysanthemums rarely dabbled.

"Slander, absolute slander." Charles Barkley retorted righteously, "Kenny, you know what? Your words will receive you thousands of subpoenas from federal courts, and it's better to be careful when you speak, and it's better not to talk nonsense about unfounded things. ”

"Uh...... I'm just talking about flowers. After being warned by Barkley, Kenny Smith quickly changed the subject, he didn't want to really get a summons from the court for two ridiculous remarks during the commentary game.

"Why hasn't Michael Beasley come back yet, if he doesn't show up, it's going to be very difficult for Miami." Reggie Miller quickly brought the topic back to the game level.

"Yes, as soon as he leaves, Miami will be a player who can play on his own with the ball." Charles Barkley said: "The aging Jermaine O'Neal can only be counted as half. ”

As he spoke, the whistle blew and the game resumed. Michael Beasley still hasn't returned, and Alex Poelstra has had to replace James Jones at the small forward position, at which point point guard has evolved into a lineup that tests the skills of point guards - playing positional battles, lacking a forward who can break through. Hit and run, Jermaine O'Neal estimated that fifteen runs back and forth can run the bones of the whole body apart.

"What the hell are these two goods doing? It doesn't take that long to wash your hands, does it? ”

Li Guanyu muttered and stepped onto the court with firm steps. Back on the court, it was found that Atalanta had not made any substitutions, and although Mike Bibby experienced the chrysanthemum incident, Woodson did not put him off the court.

Since the referee did not blow a shooting foul, Atalanta only had one half-time re-serve.

Drip! As the whistle blew, Mike Bibby took the ball from Josh Smith and then slowly drove the ball inside the three-point line with a very 'charming' dribble. Seeing this, Li Guanyu forcibly stuck to it, and kept swinging his arms back and forth to try to stop the basketball.

After four or five times of body contact back and forth, Li Guanyu finally couldn't help but ask what he was thinking: "Shouldn't you be gay?" ”

Mike Beeby raised his eyelids and replied very ambiguously: "Everyone has a brokeback mountain in their hearts." ”

After Li Guanyu heard this, his head was suddenly confused - Lao Tzu was actually doing physical contact with a love with the same surname? And he still suffers from it, isn't this bullying women?

Li Guanyu never bullied women, so his defense couldn't help but stop with his mentality, let Mike Bibby softly wipe it from his side, and then chose a three-point shooting very easily...... Swish!

The ball didn't go in, it wiped the net, and the audience cheered thunderously.

Did ** make him limp?

Li Guanyu's thoughts are getting deeper and deeper into a dead end, and after shaking his head vigorously twice, he is a little sober - whatever, even if his heart is a woman, his body is also a man, and he is so arrogant, he can't let him go.

After pulling his mind back a little, he quickly sped forward after receiving Dorel Wright's pass, and when he came to the front, he still broke through the box with vigor - now he plays a bit of Dwyane Wade's style, but the breakthrough is not as sharp as his, but the passing is undoubtedly several levels higher.

Sou!

It took less than a second for Mike Bibi, who was completely sissy, to get past him, and he didn't even make a feint.

But as soon as he got rid of Mike Bibby, Josh Smith pounced like a mad dog, and his expression had been very unsettled since Mike Bibby's chrysanthemum was attacked.

Josh Smith's pressing was strong, and Li Guanyu couldn't pass the basketball to James Jones who ran out of the open space for a short time.

Seeing that Mike Bibi was about to pounce on him from behind him, Li Guanyu hurriedly had an idea. Suddenly stopped the car, and held the ball in both hands to the head, and the red-eyed Josh Smith immediately raised his arms and pressed it fiercely - Li Guanyu seemed to be stuck in the defensive quagmire.

However, Li Guanyu's favorite way to play is to put it to death and come back to life.

At the moment when Josh Smith clinged to him, the basketball was taken off the top of his head, and his left hand held the basketball with one hand, and his body suddenly pressed against Josh Smith. Then he used the tight space to quickly pass the basketball out of Josh Smith's armpit...... Sou!

The basketball passed like a guided missile to James Jones...... Swish!

James Jones didn't relent, and the basketball into the net was finally not in vain.

Amid the shouts and cheers of the fans, Li Guanyu raised his eyelids and asked Josh Smith, who was still angry, "Why are you suddenly like crazy?" ”

When Josh Smith heard this, he snorted his nostrils angrily, but his eyes involuntarily glanced at Mike Bibie.

Suddenly, Li Guanyu was petrified...... Don't... Could it be that the person Josh Smith loves is Mike Bibe, so he's jealous? God, what a bloody bl drama this is!

While Lee was petrified, Josh Smith ran back to the baseline and passed the basketball to Mike Bibby. From the analysis of their eyes looking at each other, it seems that Josh Smith is chasing Mike Bibie, and Mike Bibi is still tsundere...... That is, it is in a state of wanting to refuse and welcome.

The Condor Heroes?

Li Guanyu was suddenly a little disillusioned with the image of the NBA league in his impression - he never thought that there would be a husband and wife in the NBA league with such a strong atmosphere of pure masters!

Running back to the front court, Mike Bibby was already following closely behind and dribbling the basketball. As soon as Li Guanyu wanted to step forward to defend, Josh Smith had already stepped out of Mike Bibby and almost snatched the basketball away.

After Josh Smith snatched the basketball, as if to prove something, he forced his way through the basket without thinking about it...... Syllable!

Li Guanyu was embarrassed to break the basketball, there was no way, Josh Smith dribbled too high, and he was sorry for his slender jade hand if he broke off the basketball without protection at hand.

Although Li Guanyu didn't want to hinder Josh Smith from picking up Mike Bibi, he also knew the saying 'I'd rather tear down ten temples than break a marriage', but since it has been broken. He still tried his best to launch a fast attack to break through the front court, and when he rushed into the penalty area, Josh Smith actually rushed over with an angry face, Li Guanyu saw this, and his heart was cold - this guy is holding back his strength, and he must be careful not to let him take the risk.

At this moment, James Jones's figure appeared in the bottom corner of the three-point line, and Li Guanyu hurriedly passed the basketball out...... Swish!

James Jones felt hot and hit a two-point shot to add an assist to Li Guanyu.

In the cheers of the fans, Li Guanyu said to Josh Smith very embarrassed: "I'm sorry! ”

Josh Smith snorted angrily and did not respond. He thought that Li Guanyu was ironic about himself, but at this moment, Li Guanyu really didn't have this intention, he was really feeling guilty for sabotaging Smith's plan to curry favor with Mike Bibby.

Back in the half, Josh Smith was still forced to take the ball from Mike Bibby. But he still couldn't get the basket into the basket, and the aging Jermaine O'Neal used his long arm to stop his imperative dunk.

Repeatedly deflated, the more Josh couldn't throw, the more he wanted to vote, and he was stubborn and bent on proving something in front of his sweetheart. And because of his stubbornness, Miami played smoothly without Michael Beasley.

After the end of the first quarter, the Miami Heat actually led by 32:18 points, of which Li Guanyu scored 13 points, 5 assists and 3 rebounds, while Mike Bibby scored 5 points, 1 assist and 1 rebound.

At this time, Li Guanyu was still 26 points and four rebounds behind Mike Biby, and the assist had already surpassed one.

As soon as Li Guanyu returned to the bench, Michael Beasley ran back out of breath. As soon as he came back, he explained his whereabouts just now: "Hey, I finally bought a sterilization and anti-virus hand sanitizer, God knows if that guy has any hemorrhoids, syphilis, flower willow or something, and the translator will be unlucky if he is infected." ”

"............" Miami was petrified by the whole team, and I didn't know how to follow the second cargo to explain that the team doctor actually had disinfectant on his hands, and he couldn't climb the mountain and wade everywhere to buy hand sanitizer.

After a moment of petrification, Spoelstra grabbed his sketchpad and set up his tactics. Because of the lead in the score, he didn't pursue Michael Beasley for anything. However, even if he criticizes education, what can he do, these two people can only hear Li Guanyu's words in their ears.

..................&&&.................. "What happened to Josh Smith?" His positional battle with the ball is not first-class in the first place, so why do you have to repeatedly open singles? Could he be an undercover agent lurking in Miami for the Hawks? Kenny Smith asked.

"God knows what happened to him? Perhaps, he just wanted to show off the limits of what he could miss. Reggie Miller teased that as the most determined fish honey, he rarely pays attention to the situation of Li Guanyu's opponent now.

"If you continue to play like this, Atalanta will definitely lose the game. And those broomstick-wielding Atlanta fans will be laughed at along with Mike Bibby. Before the game, Mike Bibby seemed to be saying that Lee would not be able to get more than five assists in the whole game under his limit, right? Charles Barkley suddenly brought up Mike Bibi stubble.

Now Lee's stats are 13 points and 5 assists, which means he's a laughing stock. The next three quarters of the game will determine how much of a laughing stock Mike Bibby will become, haha, I'm really looking forward to it. Kenny Smith teased - he was always happy to see people get punched in the face.

"If Lee had scored 52 points, 20 assists, 12 rebounds and won the game, I think McBie would have been even more humiliating than Stackhouse." Reggie Miller smiled heartily, as if he was longing for something very good.

"If Lee can win the big data at the same time, he will also take away the seven or eight female stars on the sidelines. I think he will definitely become a combination of Michael Jordan and Wirt Chamberlain, and he will go down in history and make a name for himself. ”

………………&&&………………… Honk! While the three of them were talking and laughing, the long whistle announcing the start of the game was played in the arena of the American Airlines Center.

Players from both sides took the court, and Miami switched to a run-and-gun lineup - Joel Anthony, Michael Beasley, James Jones, Dorrell Wright, Li Guanyu. The Hawks only replaced Josh Smith, who was nervously short-circuited because of love, with Malvin Williams, and nothing else changed.

drop, the ball still belongs to Miami, and the first ball in the opening game is a steal by Li Guanyu.

Li Guanyu took the basketball from Dorrell Wright and immediately rushed to the frontcourt, due to the enhancement of physical fitness, so Mike Bibby had no way to stop Li Guanyu's rapid advancement, and could only watch him pass his weak defensive line.

After passing Mike Bibby without hindrance, he found that none of the other Eagles players came to help defend, and Li Guanyu saw that there was no space in front of him, and finally shot his first mid-range shot...... Bang!

The basketball smashed into the front of the basket without any suspense.

Oh!

Mike Bibby suddenly shook off El Horford and threw the basketball back into the basket with a hard kick...... Rumble!

"No one can stop me!" After the goal, Michael Beasley roared unscrupulously to the sky, quite a bit of manly pride.

Mike Bibi didn't react much after seeing it, he wasn't a complete gay after all, he just had this trend. But Josh Smith off the court was jealous - how could he let that guy show his 'total offense' in front of Mike?

Jealousy prompted him to immediately run to Woodson and begged, "Sir, can you let me play?" I promise not to mess around! ”

"No, we'll have to wait." Woodson quickly shook his head, he thought that Josh Smith was eager to win and not calm enough.

“[***]！” Josh Smith muttered viciously, then sat back on the bench and sulked.

Woodson didn't get angry when he saw this, but silently extended Josh Smith's cool-down time by two minutes in his mind.

After Mike Bibby dribbled the basketball back to the frontcourt, he passed the basketball directly to Joe Johnson and handed it over to him. Except for the small actions of the current Mike Bibi, the others have almost been overwhelmed by Li Guanyu's comprehensive surname.

Swish!

Joe Johnson hit the shot steadily, and he is known as the Eagle King, and he has always been the most consistent anchor in Atlanta.

The ball rotated, and back in halfcourt, Michael Beasley dunked again, and it was through Mike Bisby.

At this moment, Josh Smith, who was sitting on the bench, couldn't stand the madness at all, because at the moment of the dunk, he saw that Mike Bisley's mouth was aimed at Michael Beasley's crotch.

(To be continued)