Of course, epic can't be dead, and it's just a boring idea! Even if the lion can obediently stay and not attack people, it is certain that if someone sees it and immediately call the police. What's more, this is still a lost lion in the zoo, which belongs to the owner of the animal.

But it's really inconvenient for her to stay, in case the police come and have to make their own records, the identity problem will be a headache! For the sake of safety, after calling the police, he secretly went to the neighborhood and hid. The main thing is that she doesn't know the phone number of the zoo, otherwise she doesn't want to trouble the police at all.

Of course, before hiding, the grumpy lion in the cage is deliberately quieted to prevent it from breaking the cage and escaping. It's a remote place, but no matter which direction the beast goes, there's someone to do it. An adult lion roaming around, no joke! Especially with such an irascible character, at first glance, it is not tamed yet, and it will definitely attack people and even eat people! With the epic pet trainer ability, the lion obediently lies on his stomach in the cage and becomes quite docile.

After receiving the call to the police, the police arrived at the scene within minutes. When they saw the lions in the cage in the middle of the road, they all turned pale with fright. Luckily there were no pedestrians around, and Epic was hiding in a hidden place to watch, and after panicking for a moment, the police quickly called the zookeeper and successfully returned him to the zoo before causing a commotion.

I casually walked around the nearby streets, and my mood improved slightly. It was already noon, so I sat down at a roadside snack bar and ordered a bowl of beef noodles.

Halfway through eating, I suddenly heard a mechanical synthesized sound ringing in my ears: "Danger source found!" The host accepts the command...... The host is busy and cannot be started in the autonomous state...... Current Eucharist users are requested to immediately go to the source of danger! ”

Busy? I must be busy revising my data~~ Epic pinched his ears, a little unpleasant.

I am determined to be harmonized by the game company, and I don't know how much I will lose when the time comes, and even my career may be overhauled. Besides, this has nothing to do with me! If you want to eliminate the source of danger, when you are done with Gaia, you can control your body and go forward, and you can be controlled without permission, and you don't protest against such an unpleasant thing! Still want to help? I'm full!

If you are in a bad mood, you can take the beef noodles directly to vent your anger.

"Danger spotted! Current Eucharist users are requested to immediately go to the source of danger! ”

Who cares about you? Continue to eat noodles.

"Didi-" There was a sudden stinging in his eyes, and a sharp synthesized sound was heard. Epic rubbed his eyes, and then began to notice that a virtual box similar to that in the game appeared in his line of sight. Inside the frame is a red scope marked with "Danger Source" in three Chinese fonts, and on the side is the detailed value of "176 meters southeast".

"......" epic rubbed his eyes vigorously, only to find out that it was not a hallucination. Speechlessly, he turned his head and looked around, and the other customers were eating noodles with their heads down, and they couldn't see the virtual box in front of them at all, "Is there a mistake?" It's an eyesore! ”

"Danger spotted! Current Eucharist users are requested to immediately go to the source of danger! ”

Holy sister, don't go!

"Toot Toot !!" A huge red alert suddenly appeared in front of him, and the flash made Epic's eyes extremely stinging: "Danger source found!" Current Eucharist users are requested to immediately go to the source of danger! ”

Fuck you sister!

"Toot Toot !!" The red alert kept flashing, and the light became more and more dazzling. The alarm in his ears is getting heavier and heavier, and Epic only feels a buzzing sound in his head, and he has a splitting headache!

"Toot your sister's toot!!!!" Finally, he couldn't stand the slap and got up, and the epic roared angrily.

Quiet –

The entire ramen shop looked at Epic with strange eyes, wondering why she suddenly roared.

The sight of the crowd made the epic very uncomfortable, and he really couldn't stay any longer, so he could only hurriedly settle the account and flee the scene. Luckily, wearing a mask and sunglasses, people here can't see the epic for what it really is, at least.

After coming out, the alarm is still circulating in my ears crazily, and if you don't go, don't think about Ansheng! Epic finally gave in reluctantly, and started running in the direction of the scope very unhappily: "Gaia, count you ruthless!" ”

This time it's a lot more convenient. With a scope function, it's very easy to find the source of danger! And when the scope marks the exact distance from the source of danger, it also lists the data in detail -

[Piranha Flower Seedling] [Danger Source]: A blasphemous who is studying the power of time and space has inadvertently sent a large number of man-eating tree fruits to this world. However, only one fruit has fallen to the ground and germinated into the growth cycle, and will become a man-eating flower mature after 7 days. Danger level: ★★★

Blasphemers? Epic crouched down and reached out to gently pull out the seedlings that were less than a centimeter. How much hatred must these blasphemers have for Gaia? It's just that at all costs, he wants to rush into this world and destroy her. However, the Gaia console is just a supercomputer controlled by a game company, so it is not a kingdom of God......

But this seedling will grow into a mature man-eating flower after 7 days? In the game, the man-eating flower is just a low-level monster for novice leveling, and I wonder if it can attack people in the real world like in the game? It is said that the monsters and plants in the game world enter the real world, which really seems like a fantasy. It's just that I experienced the fact that I was transformed, but I don't think it's strange. What could be more bizarre than going from a man to a woman?

It is said that after the piranha seedlings were pulled out, the scope in front of the epic disappeared, and the alarm in the ears disappeared in an instant. Finally quieted down, but her mood became even worse!

Knead the man-eating flower seedlings in your hand vigorously until they turned into a lump of green slime, and after falling to the ground and stepping on them a few times, you walked home in discouragement.

"Hey, hello! Is it Mr. Epic? "On the way, I received a call from a game company.

"Say!" The epic tone is not good, it would be good if there was no swearing. Of course, I didn't forget to lower my voice and make it thicker.

"That's right," the other party was very polite, "Your account is frozen, and our technical staff has reached a conclusion after a detailed investigation!" There is no cheating on your account, so you don't have to worry about being banned permanently! At the same time, the company hereby extends its most sincere apologies to you! ”

"And then?" Epic said coldly, she knew that the other party would have something to say.

"That's right," the other party paused for a moment to gather his thoughts, "Although there is no cheating on your account, due to the failure of the Gaia console during this time, your gaming career is out of balance!" Given that your class is a unique hidden class on all servers, and it is still in beta. The company's technical personnel have the right to make more reasonable modifications to your occupation, please forgive me for the inconvenience caused! Considering that the reason for your report is not valid. Once corrected, you'll receive compensation for reporting a mistake and a career adjustment package! ”

"And then?" Is it over? No way!

"That's right, Mr. Epic! The large number of in-game items you have acquired during the malfunction has seriously affected the balance of power among the players in the game! In view of the fact that this failure is the company's internal reasons, the company's senior management has studied and agreed, and the company will recover all the props you have obtained at a high price! Do you need to check the list of items to be recycled and the price of the items? ”

"Of course!" Epic resisted the urge to drop the phone to the ground and tried to calm himself down.

"That's right, Mr. Epic! Since you've acquired too many high-level in-game items that shouldn't be present at this stage, we're going to have to recycle them to keep the game balanced! The items you will be recovering include the anomalous attribute pet [White Boar] [Humanoid], [Half-Beast Commander] [Humanoid], [Touching Dragon God] [Humanoid]!"

"Grass!"

"To create a harmonious game environment, please use civilized words!" The other party calmly continued, "The three anomalous attribute pets will be recycled at a high price of 3,000 yuan each, do you have any questions?" ”

"3,000 yuan? Grass! Why don't you die! I sold 300,000 yuan, and some people rushed to ask for it! Epic finally couldn't help but scold.

"To create a harmonious game environment, please use civilized words! This time, it will be recycled at 1.5 times the normal game price, which belongs to the company's regulations! Your pricing is inflated and cannot be used as a reference! ”

"False price, you numbness! Lao Tzu sold it for real RMB! ”

"To create a harmonious game environment, please use civilized words! The second item you will recover - the anomalous magic weapon [Shadow Snake Lantern]! Since the magic weapon system of "Legend Reappears" has not yet been opened, your magic weapon is a game balance destroying item, and the company will recover it at a price of 1000 RMB! ”

"You're ruthless!" Epic gnashed his teeth.

"The third item of the items you are about to recover - the anomalous artifact [Sword of the East Sea], [Nine Heavenly Demon Armor], [Vermilion Bird Law Ring], [Four Holy Beast Armor], [Heavenly Divine Stone], [Heavenly Demon Chain], [Counterattack Shield], [Guardian Boots]! In view of the rarity of the magic props, the company will recycle them at a high price of 50,000 RMB each! ”

Epic doesn't want to talk anymore, 50,000? He believes that if he takes an artifact out for auction, a large number of Shenhao players are willing to pay at least hundreds of thousands, or even millions of dollars to buy it!

Anyway, do you want to go to Aixda Company and set a fire to burn all these black-hearted businessmen to death? Or just go and smash the Gaia console?

All right! In fact, this is just an idea, she doesn't dare to really go over! After all, if you want to recover the man's body, all the hope is on the host Gaia. If you really do this, I'm afraid you can only live as a woman in this life! This is really unimaginable horror for her, a man who has lived for twenty-three years!

Never mind! Bear with it first, no matter how black-hearted the game company is! Anyway, as long as the host Gaia still needs to help eliminate the source of danger himself, he will definitely have to make compensation! If not, it's a big deal to find the soul body Gaia again. I believe that with the divine relics in her hand as a bargaining chip, she will definitely be happy to secretly give herself benefits!